SO with the recent completion of a very hot pic by Zaush involving Ark, I figured that I'd get some random IM's from strangers since I keep it no secret how to reach me. This was my first of such conversations, probably in no way shape or form linked to here, but the timely occurrence was amusing nonetheless...

stysammy: <ding>
arkgullwing: eh?
stysammy: Hey cutie, glad you msged me I was getting borredd...lol
arkgullwing: o.O who dis
stysammy: oh im sammy from true or POF...got your name from there i thought you were cute...
arkgullwing: *rubs chin* true... or POF...
stysammy: what r u up to?
arkgullwing: what is true or POF?
stysammy: oh yea?I'm feelin kinda horny right now lol
arkgullwing: -_- bot
stysammy: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
arkgullwing: granted, a smart bot
arkgullwing: relatively speaking
stysammy: whats a bot?
arkgullwing: Answer this, what species am i?
stysammy: im just doing a cam chat right now, u wanna come chat with me on there?
arkgullwing: Can't answer eh? Yeah, bot.
arkgullwing: *expects the exact same response*
stysammy: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
arkgullwing: what is your motivation though, that is what I'm curious of, rather, the motivation of your programmer
stysammy: cool, yea its pretty fun, it can get pretty hot in there sometimes! so many wild people. lemme get the info k?
arkgullwing: ...
stysammy: Do you think i should wear my pink or black thong?
arkgullwing: you should wear your ellusive duckbilled platypus
stysammy: kk, lemme see, okay go here URL DELETED SO YOU DONT DO ANYTHING SILLY FOLKS XD and you should be able to see me..
arkgullwing: no
stysammy: make sure you accept my free cam chat invite on the left hand side, it expires in 10 mins to be free, click it k? I dunno if u can still see me but im just in the chat waiting 4 ya
arkgullwing: Admin
stysammy: yup, you gotta put in your info so the system can verify your age, got it?
arkgullwing: null
stysammy: yea cc is just to verify your age, don't worry it won't charge you are on the free cam session, u got in before the 10 mins expired. you in?
arkgullwing: yup i'm in baby!
stysammy: nice, k don't keep me waiting, im burning up in here!! might have to take off more clothing
arkgullwing: It's gettin hot in here! so take off all your clothes! I feel like bustin loose
stysammy: k let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam sesssion.
arkgullwing: im in
stysammy: k, you in yet babe??
arkgullwing: yes
stysammy: sweet k
arkgullwing: How are you gentlemen
stysammy: when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS k?
arkgullwing: All your base are belong to us
stysammy: yup, now just find my pic or my cam that you were seeing when I sent you the invite..
arkgullwing: You have no chance to survive
stysammy: k
arkgullwing: Make your time
stysammy: k
arkgullwing: hahaha
arkgullwing: ... i brokeded your toy
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

Lesson here? Well, I'd say the lesson is, don't put your "cc" info anywhere that isn't a trusted secure online merchant, but if you need this slightly amusing transcript to teach you that, you should probably unplug your computer now anyway.