I went to my workplace to learn when the orientation was happening. It turned out my manager actually wanted me to come in LAST wednesday and I just misheard him. In any case, he was totally chill with it and told me to come in friday...and then I'm thrown to wolves on the most intense day they have each week. Fun!

I must have used all my good luck up with that because while walking to a nearby whataburger to grab some lunch I tripped on the sidewalk, faceplanted into the ground, and busted my hand and leg open in like four different places. That was nearly 10 hours ago and my leg and shoulder still hurt. Ow.