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Springtails! (Made by an idiot for an idiot)
4 years ago
I wrote something!
Would you like to know more about springtails? Well I sure do! I'm currently studying springtails, as a passion of mine.
WHAT ARE THEY?? (1)
Okay so what exactly are springtails? Well take your ass outside and look into the dirt, do you see tiny white moving things? Well those are springtails! They have a subclass called Collembola, it sounds like a lung cancer but i'm not the ones naming these (call it Coll for short). If you were to look up "Springtails" you would think they are fleas, they are not fleas! Fleas belong into the subclass; Pterygota, fleas are an external parasites that feeds on nutrients, from mammals and birds. The nutrients fleas feed on is blood (hematophagy), and on the OTHER hand we have springtails, they do not bite and they actually only eat decaying plant and fruits/vegies. They are also possible of spreading good fungi to help agriculture and your backyard garden! Yet people still spray pesticide on them(stop?)! Springtails are actually extremely old, the first fossil ever relating to a springtail was found 400 million years ago. Rhyniella praecursor is the oldest land arthropod thing (found by; Rhynie chert). They are very small (like your dick), actually sometimes under 1mm! They are apart of mesofauna (tiny buugs in durrt) they are the most common in the group, springtails have about 700 in north america (I speculate there is plenty more just in different depths of soil, ponds and trees).
OKAY I WILL DO THIS I JUST GOTTA FINNISH A COMM! (Look up the White blind springtail if you still think they are gross, it will change your mind)
WHAT ARE THEY?? (1)
Okay so what exactly are springtails? Well take your ass outside and look into the dirt, do you see tiny white moving things? Well those are springtails! They have a subclass called Collembola, it sounds like a lung cancer but i'm not the ones naming these (call it Coll for short). If you were to look up "Springtails" you would think they are fleas, they are not fleas! Fleas belong into the subclass; Pterygota, fleas are an external parasites that feeds on nutrients, from mammals and birds. The nutrients fleas feed on is blood (hematophagy), and on the OTHER hand we have springtails, they do not bite and they actually only eat decaying plant and fruits/vegies. They are also possible of spreading good fungi to help agriculture and your backyard garden! Yet people still spray pesticide on them(stop?)! Springtails are actually extremely old, the first fossil ever relating to a springtail was found 400 million years ago. Rhyniella praecursor is the oldest land arthropod thing (found by; Rhynie chert). They are very small (like your dick), actually sometimes under 1mm! They are apart of mesofauna (tiny buugs in durrt) they are the most common in the group, springtails have about 700 in north america (I speculate there is plenty more just in different depths of soil, ponds and trees).
OKAY I WILL DO THIS I JUST GOTTA FINNISH A COMM! (Look up the White blind springtail if you still think they are gross, it will change your mind)
