Questions & (possibly) Answers
4 years ago
General
Well… I remember that I posted a similar journal on deviantART more than ten years ago, so I believe that doing this again isn't completely irrelevant, even if most of you probably know everything about my life (I am active as Alphonse Lavallée since September 2007 and I have been posting my first stuffs on the Internet since 2005 or 2006 on websites that have now disappeared, lost in time, like tears in rain). By the way, I don't know if I should set some "limits" to the questions.
Anyway, feel free to ask anything ! - I will try to reply the best as I can.
However, if it is too personal, I might somehow "limit" the information provided in my answer…
Anyway, feel free to ask anything ! - I will try to reply the best as I can.
However, if it is too personal, I might somehow "limit" the information provided in my answer…
FA+

Wow… this is clearly the kind of question I will try to elude. ;-p
Well, more seriously, even if I heard of him (I may have a Siné Mensuel from 2012 or 2013 somewhere in my "archives") I didn't get enough interest in his works to express a relevant opinion. Yet someone who is member of the Collège de Pataphysique is worthy of interest. I know that he was a far-left anarchist (against De Gaulle and against Zionism) and that he has shown support to some anti-Zionism movements that were considered as belonging to far-right (and I believe that they actually were). All the polemics he created during his life are quite interesting for anyone trying to understand the concept of freedom of speech in France in the late 20th century (and early 21th c.). So, as you may guess, I won't take part for or against him. I will just keep a reasonable distance in order to avoid any preventable troubles… more specifically in those troubled times.
You may have heard the story of Elia Kazan, the left-wing American movie director who was demonized for testifying before the House Un-American Activities Committee during the McCarthy era. He did it because he feared his career being destroyed and going broke, not out of patriotism. But he was never sorry about what he had done. Also he was scornful of both at American middle-class conformity and left-wingers of the 1960's.
De combien chaussez vous?
Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine?
Vous aimez François Pérusse?
2°/ Je chausse du 44,5 - 45 (46 pour mes chaussures de rando).
3°/ C'est quoi de la "chocolatine" ? On dirait une obscure patisserie catalane.
4°/ Je l'ai découvert avec ça : https://youtu.be/4pBO7wzA2CQ
Je me suis enfui avec un acouphène… passant ainsi à côté de son œuvre. ^^;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD12g_SlY_0
LOL pour te faire passer tes acouphènes
Brassen aurait approuvé
Ϝυϛκ the International Commission on Illumination !
Even if I quite enjoy orange juice, I will answer "apples".
No I am not at all fan of Steve Jobs useless gadgets...
My religion is and will remain PC... always!!!
If you are expecting a justification, I will tell you that I am quite concerned about staying in good health and, therefore, I follow the example of the Conservative British Prime Minister (this "title" sounds like a rude insulte, doesn't it?) Sir Winston Churchill who explain than his secret to stay in good shape was "no sport" and that "one apple a day keep the doctor away... as long as you aim well".
Gojira of course !
I am a patriotic rat after all...
PS : Sinon, j'ai lu dans un bouquin qu'il a prévu de revenir parmi nous avec une méga "tournée d'adieu" pour ses fans, le tout avec un spectacle équestre, des effets pyrotechniques, des sauterelles, des PυtƐs qui auront fait le voyage exprès depuis Babylone, et -cerise sur le gâteau- Jésus lui même fera une apparition en mode Furry (typiquement, avec une fursuit de mouton, allez savoir pourquoi il a choisi cette bestiole). Par contre, pour assister à l'événement, il faudra présenter un pass sanitaire à jour. :-/
Certains disent que le spectacle est déjà commencé. Par exemple avec le cavalier blanc et sa "couronne" qui conquiert le monde. Ce qui est bien c'est que si c'est vrai on le saura dans les 10 prochaines années vu que ce sera bientôt le 2000eme anniversaire de son départ.
Ce qui me motive à dessiner ? Euh… ça c'est une question que je ne me suis vraiment jamais posé en fait. Je dirai que j'ai toujours dessiné et que c'est bien pratique de mettre sur papier les images que j'ai en tête. Il y a même un petit côté satisfaisant à être capable de recopier ce que l'on voit ou dessiner les choses telles qu'on aimerait les voir. Je ne sais pas si cela répond à la question. ^^
Ce que je fais IRL ? Hé bien, sans trop rentrer dans les détails "compromettants", je suis ingénieur d'études et, du coup, contrairement à mes collègues qui ont fait un doctorat et sont devenus par la suite des chargés de recherches, je ne passe pas mon temps à monter des projets ANR en quête de financement, ce qui me laisse un peu plus de temps pour "faire de la science". Je suis peut-être un peu caricatural, mais à peine. Bon, plus sérieusement, mon domaine se concentre sur le traitement d'images (acquises surtout dans le domaine visible et parfois proche infrarouge) aussi bien en prétraitement (images raw) pour des applications 3D (que je ne fais pas) ou de la classification (pas mon domaine non plus) qu'en aval pour l'affichage (avec parfois des envolée lyriques dans le dataviz). Techniquement je m'intéresse à la "qualité" des images (résolution, bruit, couleurs) et mes approches se concentrent sur l'aspect traitement du signal (statistiques, Fourier, analyse en composantes principales, etc.) même si j'essaie de faire semblant de m'intéresser à des modèles physiques issus du Computer Graphics (ray-tracing, BRDF, etc.) pour me donner bonne conscience. Ma réponse est très "vague", j'en suis bien conscient, mais je me sens moyen de balancer un lien vers mon Google Scholar, d'une part, par ce que j'aime rester bien à l'abri derrière mon pseudonymat et, d'autre part, j'ai un h-index de sous-mЄгdƐ.
Why do you like moles so much? And, for that matter, why do you enjoy tickling?
Now, concerning my interest in tickling, I don't remember when it started. As a child I always had this kind of fetish (even if I obviously didn't know what it meant). Paradoxically, I don't like physical contacts IRL and I have always been considering the traditional hands shaking between each colleagues as something annoying (with the pandemic, this kind of "annoyance" has disappeared). Well, I honestly don't know why I like the cartoony representation of tickling. Maybe by sadism? The mix between cruel suffering and cute laughing? Curiosity? The fact that just touching the soles of someone could create such reactions is somehow not so intuitive. Not sure I would ever be able to bring a relevant answer to this very simple question.
usuallyalways enjoy seeing my characters drawn by other artists.Well, I don't know if I am allowed impose specific rules on fan-art involving my characters...
I prefer letting the artist decide if he or she wants to be "kind" or "perverted" with them.
The fact that I may or may not enjoy the result should not be an obstacle to the artist creativity.
...same goes wi the characters. I actually enjoy being 'kind' to them.
Concerning the Marquis de Sade, I haven't read any of his works... unfortunately.
Moreover, I never had the guts to watch Pasolini's last movie... not sure I will. ^^;
However, I quite enjoyed this weird stuff → https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_(film)