Oh, yay! =D
Umm...
1. Do you own a hairdryer?
2. What's your favorite color? ^.^
3. Is there life after death?
4. Howcome you have to fill in a form in order to fill it out?
5. Why do people have to drive on a parkway but have to park on a driveway?
6. If I have ten goats and Sally has fifteen, how long will it take for us to get married?
7. How far does a dog run into the woods?

Seven questions! Choose your answers wisely, young Grasshopper! MWAHAHA!
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1. Uh, I dropped it in the sink. X3

2. Thats a hard one, it`s between Black, red, grey, all the colors of death and evil. MAWHAHA!

3. Well, do you believe in Life after love? Uh, sure I guess there is life after death, how would I have the memories otherwise. X3

4. If a fish were to commit suicide, would he jump on the bridge, eh? X3 ANSWER THAT! MAWHAHA!

5. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? X3

6. The goat will kick you in the balls, young one, and she will never marry you! X3

7. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Eh? They chuck as much as they want, and run as far as they want.. ^-^

Why ask why?

Wtf?! I pressed the ' reply to this post ' button. *Shrugs* Oh well, you get the point. >.>

1. Which one came first, the Chicken and The Egg?
2. Which path do you walk on, light or darkness, or both?
3. What's your favorite animal?
4. What type of fur are ya?
5. Why do chickens cross the road?
6. Why do Buzzards fly around a live rooster?
7. Would ya like to PMme sometime?

1. God came first, and slowly lowered two chickens to the ground. I mean, if it was an egg, wouldn`t it be un-fertalized? {Ugh, I hate spelling things. >.> }

2. It depends on the time of day! :3

3. Uh, all of um.

4. Yea, i`m a HellHound, so mainly canine.

5. You tell me.

6. `Cause it smells like a dead animal, more then likely! X3

7. Matters if ya want me to. :3--<

answer to 7. I sure do ^^

1. What is intergal theroy?
2. How are the bubbles created when you boil water?
3. What is the average weight of a anteater?
4. If the religious people claim the world is 2000 years old then where did all the dinosaur bones come from?
5. Do you think my fursona is sexy?
6. What kind of tricks can you do IRL? ex. backflips
7. If you could be a guy would you? if so why? if not then why?

1. Lets learn something today shall we! X3 : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integral_theory_(philosophy)
That what you mean? I think you forgot an r after the g. :3--<

2. It`s one of the many wonders of the word. 0.o

3. :3 Adults grow to be between 6 and 8 feet long and from 65 to 140 pounds in weight. Their bodies include a 3- to 4-foot-long torso and a bushy tail of up to the same length. Mawhahaha! X3

4. They came from the great Gods above. Or as my preacher always said, " If god wanted to know, he would have put it in the bible! ". X3

5. I`m more for the wolves and dragons, ect. But, I still loves lions, so Hell Yeah! *Pounces* The avatar loves ya, too.

6. Stand on my hands/ head. Backflips. I`m more then likely considered a gymnast.

7. Naw, I like being a girl. `Cause people can`t kick me in the balls since I don`t have any! Hells Yeah! :3

4. Best response ver to that question XD
5. \/\/007!!!one11 *dances*
6. Kewl my black friend IRL showed me his latest trick where he does a one handed cart wheel into a backflip followed by another backflip. So awesome to watch :3
7. Vary true I guess I should go change my gender so that can't happen to me anymore XP

4. I know, I pwn people! Yeah! X3

5. Jumps in and dances.

6. Yay, sound cool! :3

7. Yay, for sex changes! X3

You sem kinda funny to talk to I should add you onto one of my IM programms if I can find any of your addys

Um....let's see...er...

I. What is your favorite form of chocolate (i.e. Dark, white, milk, blended, etc)?

II. Have you commited any interesting crimes (as opposed to J walking)?

III. How many languages are you capable of speaking?

IV. How long have you been an artist?

V. What book(s) do you keep on your toilet (or in your bathroom)?

VI. Cake or Death?

VII. Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

This will probably be my first semi-serious one! X3

I. All of `um. But I would have to say, White, or ones that have small peanuts, ect in them. But then again, that not really a certain kind. X3

II. Hells yeah! I stabbed someone with a pencil, though thats not really a crime. Then again I poisoned them. Yay, poison. I`m a bad person. X3 :3

III. English, some Spainsh, and a little French. I know quite a bit. The problem is, I still have problems typing languages other then English, well as of now. I mean I know how to spell SOME of them correctly. So I really don`t type other lanuages, seeing as I might make a big mistake, and say completely different.. :3

IV. For quite a while now. Like most artists I started when I was about two. Yeah you know, the small drawing. Things with huge heads little body, one ear bigger then the other, ect; I find that to be when you have sometimes seem the most creative. Well then It gets better from there. You draw things that actully look like the real thing, or not.... X3

V. Uh, I have a book of questions, and puzzles in the shape of a toilet. They are really fun, and I have this huge book, not really sure of the name. :3--<

VI. DEATH BY CAKE! X3

VII. X3 If thats German, this is my simple reply : Warum würden Sie wissen wollen?. If not then what is it. Hey, I`m still learing German. -.-;

*LOL* Poison? That's kinda funny...um...er...I mean "hi"

The last question was in Latin (no, I can't really speak/write it. I looked up the phrase online). *grins* It translates as "Is that a scroll under your toga, or are you just happy to see me?"

How could I steal this idea and not make questions first? Silly me.

1. Who is the hottest Lion King character?
2. What is your verb of choice?
3. If you had to be a gaming console before the PS2/Gamecube/XBox era, what would it be?
4. What is your favorite chip-like food? (Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, etc)
5. Favorite sexual fetish? ^.~
6. What is your favorite type of foreign food (Mexican food, chinese food, etc)
7. Gimme yer best belch, right here, right now. :P

1. Female = Vitani. Male = Scar. X3 HELLS YEAH! *Hugs the avatar*

2. Hump. X3 It`s pounce.

3. Can I be an Atari. Yay, for the Atari. What I like the name! ^-^

4. Yay, I like all of `um. But, I would have to say... Doritos, since they have so many flavors.

5. Hmm, thats a hard one. Let me thing on that... Bondage, I guess. It`s the only thing I really came up with that I like alot. X3

6. You really wnat me to decide on that! Impossible! I love them all to much to pick a favorite. Okay, I like Mexican i guess. I like spicy! :3--<

7. Really? Okay then. *Belches so loud it knocks you over, and causes an earthquake.* Oh, yea, I did that on accident, want me to do it again! X3

Ohhh this should be fun.

1. How many dogs/cats do you own?
2. Why are their so many computer glitches?
3. How big can a pumpkin get?
4. If you were to own a car, what will it be?
5. Is anime better then Amercian sitcoms?
6. Can you stand on your head?
7. What will you do after high school?

1. I used to have many animals, of different species. But, since I had to move, all I really could keep was my dog, Shadow. I will put some pictures of him up soon.

2. Thy Lord shall tell thee thy truth. Bestow upon thee these facts of life. X3

3. I don`t know, the biggest one weighed about 1,131 lbs, not sure if that was the biggest as of now. But recorded. i`m sure someone is growing a much bigger pumpkin. X3

4. Limo with a retractable {Sp?} top! :3

5. It depends. I think so, since I pretty much worship Wolf`s Rain. X3 But, I do love the humor in the sitcoms. So I can`t really say...

6. Yup. Easy as 1-2-3. X3

7. Um, go college, join the A.S.P.C.A, move to a distant place, go to art school. Really to much to plan as of right now...

This is funny. Ok lets match maddness.

1. Who would win in a fight Hannibal Lector or Chrles Manson?
2. Who is your favorite writer?
3. What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard?
4. What was the most disturbing cartoon you've ever seen?
5. Why do butterflies taste like yuck and not butter?
6. When should I switch to Gieco?
7. Should pole dancing become an olympic sport?

1. Hmmm, thats a hard one. But, i`m gonna be cheering for Hannibal Lector, `cause I want to, thats why!

2. Well, I enjoy many, such as C.S. Lewis, Jean Craighead George {Sp?}, Jack London, really to many to list. Mostly those who write about animals, and quite a few others.

3. I like your shoes. Wanna fuck?! X3

4. Not entirely sure about this one. I might go ahead and say.. Well, that show about the cat and mouse on the Simpsons. Itchy & Scratchy, I believe thats the name.

5. *Shrugs* I don`t know. I can`t believe their not butter. X3

6. Well, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Gieco!

7. Yes! I wonder who would win...

>3. I like your shoes. Wanna fuck?! X3


Awww...but that's a classic!

Too true Hanibal would dominate with a fine wine chaser.

Besides Karen M. Moaning and William Blake, I enjot Brian Jaques' Redwall series.

Best line I've ever heard: You make my nads explode with joy.
Worst line: hey shorty (makes me wretch everytime)

Cool.


1. How would you like a giftart?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/87210/

=P

:3 My first gift art! You are the best. Thank you so much. Now, one more thing. Where are the next six questions.:3--< Don`t you want to know about me? Don`t you care? Yay, I think you do..! X3 Now I ask you a question. :3 Think I should do more Fiemmeta art? Maybe if you like her alot. I can draw a picture of one of your charcaters with her. :3 You rock! Give me an autograph! X3

Nah, you're just lagging on your uploads and we can't have that X3 (Who am I to talk??? lol)

Fine fine.

2.How many family members do you have in your house, excluding animals?
3.How many including animals?
4.Favorite style? (anime, realistic, disney, marvel, etc)
5.Best Chuck Norris joke?
6.Do you speak neanderthal?
7.oook ook gwaanaah rok?

Yes yes! Draw, milady hellhound, draw! X3

Dam! This is going to be long. X3

2. Uh, three. My mom, dad, and brother. I still have to live at home! X3

3. Well, seeing as i`m renting a house right now, I can only own one. But, as soon as my family {Or just me } buy a house, I`m going to adopt some animals from the shelter.

4. Thats a hard one, really. I love mostly all of them. I mean I would have to say animal wise, It`s between Universal Studios, and Disney. They both have wonderful animal movies. But, I also like realistic animals. :3 So, I don`t think I can decide...

5. About him or by him? X3 I really don`t know many but out of the ones I have heard, this is one of the better ones; Chuck Norris never misspells a word. If he does, he simply changes the
spelling.

6. Oog, Oooga, oog. X3 I don`t know!

7. OogaOoa oooga oooook.. I have no idea what I just said! I shall draw though. Woot Woot! X3

lol, and for your edification

Chuck Norris once impregnated a woman just by looking at her. She was in China.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

I love these things...X3

X3 I really like the last one. I like them all but, I mean I have others I like but I haven`t seen most of those. Though, like I said, I love the last one. :3