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Oktoberfist
16 years ago
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I had a story for the recent BIZMAR meme, but never got past the script stage, which was just as well:
A knock is heard at the front door to Dr Strangecheek's Secret Laboratory; her horrible mutant servant Spudgebub Oddpants answers it, to be faced by WONDER BUNNY! who starts to run past him. "Duh, hey! You can't come in here!" Spudgebub dimly cries, trying to seize her and finding himself holding her outfit instead. All the grimy insects that lurk in his pores come out and begin chanting "Woot! Woot! Shake it, bunnychops!" and other such learned and encouraging commentary.
Wonder Bunny, vaguely aware that she's feeling a cool breeze where she hadn't before, goes up to a door marked "Keep Out! Especially you, Spudge /signed/ Dr S" and opens it. Inside she is confronted by a vast auditorium full of zombies who rise to their feet (such as have them), at first roaring with hunger - and then sitting down again, grumbling, "Arrr ... duumbb buuunnny ... nooo braaaains..."
Speaking of braaains ... we next find seated in a swanky restaurant that unpleasant fellow, Jack Salem ( © Roz Gibson), preparing to partake of some nice fresh monkey brains! Straight from the monkey's head, urgh. "Just like Mom ...never made it," he grins.
And somewhere in the Assteroid Ring, our favorite Aliens are still slouched on that stolen sofa, watching the show and chirping, "Now THAT'S showbiz! How d'ya find this crazy shit?" while Rosie the Robot from the Jetsons serves them Kentucky fried Smurfs and glasses of delicious carbon tetrachloride.
Ah, well, time for a new meme obviously.
(background music: "Mythoidea" by Vangelis)
A knock is heard at the front door to Dr Strangecheek's Secret Laboratory; her horrible mutant servant Spudgebub Oddpants answers it, to be faced by WONDER BUNNY! who starts to run past him. "Duh, hey! You can't come in here!" Spudgebub dimly cries, trying to seize her and finding himself holding her outfit instead. All the grimy insects that lurk in his pores come out and begin chanting "Woot! Woot! Shake it, bunnychops!" and other such learned and encouraging commentary.
Wonder Bunny, vaguely aware that she's feeling a cool breeze where she hadn't before, goes up to a door marked "Keep Out! Especially you, Spudge /signed/ Dr S" and opens it. Inside she is confronted by a vast auditorium full of zombies who rise to their feet (such as have them), at first roaring with hunger - and then sitting down again, grumbling, "Arrr ... duumbb buuunnny ... nooo braaaains..."
Speaking of braaains ... we next find seated in a swanky restaurant that unpleasant fellow, Jack Salem ( © Roz Gibson), preparing to partake of some nice fresh monkey brains! Straight from the monkey's head, urgh. "Just like Mom ...never made it," he grins.
And somewhere in the Assteroid Ring, our favorite Aliens are still slouched on that stolen sofa, watching the show and chirping, "Now THAT'S showbiz! How d'ya find this crazy shit?" while Rosie the Robot from the Jetsons serves them Kentucky fried Smurfs and glasses of delicious carbon tetrachloride.
Ah, well, time for a new meme obviously.
(background music: "Mythoidea" by Vangelis)
