I'm never on it, I'm never updating it.
lolbye.

<b>TWILIGHT</b>

"hi i be bella i h8 forks it be all green and cold and rain i h8 forks i go cry noaw in bed"
"omg i sit next to total hotty in biology y he so meen 2 me???? i do nuthing 2 him!"
"fuck this bella girl has such great smelling blood... y cant i read her mind?? I LOVE HER!!!!"
"omg he just stopped a truck omgwtfplz ur totally a vampire"
"are not"
"are too"
"are not"
"yes u r ur skins all cold and ur eyes are yellow"
"that means im a cat"
"OMGRLY??!? Y DIDNT I SEE THAT!!?!?"
"HAHAHAHAH im shitting u bitch, i be vampire"
"omg im totally not scared of u i totally luv u"
"stay back bella i be dangerous"
"no i luv u"
"but im ugly in sunlight!"
"HOLY SHIT YOU SPARKLE!!!"
"I BE HIDIOUS!!!1"
"NO U PWETTY"
"lolk"
"do u eat humanz?"
"no i eat animalz."
"lolkool"
"lets play baseball!"
"i no like bella edward"
"stfu rosalie"
"hai bella im alice i lyk u!"
"lolhai alice i lyk u 2!"
"i smell humanz blood HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!1"
"gtfo james"
"i keel u 4 dat"
"bella i run away with u so james no find u"
"but charlie will go batshit!!!1"
"I DONT CARE!!"
"take me back fag"
"fien"
"k i lie 2 u noaw EDWARD FUCK OFF YOU STALKER!!"
"bella wuts rong?"
"i h8 edward charlie i be running away"
"no"
"yes"
"kfinebye"
"i luv my truck but im so sad i emod on my daddy"
"hell forgive u"
"no he wont"
"yes he will"
"fine"
"bella i stay with u iin hotel, we haf to go pick up edward from airport"
"k im talking to james though"
"k make it quick"
"bye mom i love u"
"k we go airport noaw"
"lolk"
"jasper take her to bathroom in airport here"
"k"
"k i take cab to home k? i run through washroom door"
"bella come back here!!!"
"no! taxi guy take me home!"
"k"
"omg james was here wheres mommy?"
"in ballet studio"
"wutlol"
"mommy where r u?"
"bella!"
"mommy!"
"ur foolish lolol"
"shut up james!"
"no"
"waahhhh u broke my leg"
"i gonna eat u"
"i miss edward"
"2 bad"
"ow! yd u bite me!"
"im hungry"
"dont touch beklla james! i keel u"
"shut up edward"
"i kill u now james"
"shut up alice"
"edward suck out the venom"
"where carlisle?"
"her hand"
"but i luv her blood"
"ull overcome it"
"lolk"
*bellafaintsandisinhospital*
"mommy!"
"u fell down stairs"
"i no"
"edwards here ima go noaw"
"k"
"bella stay away from me."
"no i luv u"
"k fien i luv u 2 lets go to prom"
"no"
"yes"
"fien"

<b>NEW MOON</b>

"i no like birthdays, y u no turn me to vampire?"
"cuz i like old women"
"k fair enuf edward"
"bella i make birthday bash 4 u!"
"k alice"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLA! OPEN YOUR PREZENTZ!"
"lolk ow papercut"
"I BE HUNGRY NOAW"
"JASPER FUCK OFF!"
BOOM!!
"ow! my arm is bleeding!"
"wer all hungry noaw!"
"oh shit"
"i take glass out bella"
"thx carlisle, wuts rong with edward"
"i dunno"
"ya u do"
"no i dont"
"fien i ask him"
"edward talk to me"
"i am talking im being emu"
"y?"
"cuz mike newton is better than me"
"edward stfu"
"nou"
"can u stay tonite?"
"ya"
"i wanna kiss"
"lolk"
"that kiss is sad"
"ya i know"
"y?"
"just cuz"
"k goodnight"
"bella i come tomorrow not today"
"ok..........y....."
"justcuz"
"k"
"we need to tlk"
"oh no!"
"im leaving"
"y?!!?!?!?!?!"
"cuz i h8 u"
"nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!1"
"bye bella"
"edward can i follow u?"
"no bye"
"i be emu noaw"
"i be charlie now listen damnit bella stop fagging up the place!"
"i sorry charlie"
"i take u back to arizonaa"
"NUUUUUUUUUUU!! U CANT DO DAT"
"THEN BE HAPPEH"
"I DUN WANNA"
"hey bella wanna hang out? i never c u nymore member me? im jess"
"k we go to movies"
"bella stop looking at those guys"
"no"
"k im mad at you"
"k bye"
"hey bella its jacob wanna hang out?"
"lolk"
"bella what rong?"
"jake i be sad"
"bella i be werewolf"
"OMFG!!!!!!!1"
":("
"i miss edward"
"i dont i h8 dem vampires"
"i h8 ur additude"
" but i luv u"
"lets go cliff diving"
"lolk"
"hALP VICTORIA GOT ME IN THE WATER!! also i miss edward"
"bella ur retarded"
":(...OMG ALICE IS HEAR!!!"
"i fucking h8 u bella u hurted my feelingz"
"k bye jake"
"bella edward wanna be suiciyde"
"NOOOO Y?!?!?!?!!?"
"cuz he misses u"
"fuckhead yd he leeve me"
"i dunno"
"lets go without telling my dad were going to italy!!"
"k but we haf to hurry"
"say what now?"
"bella dont go"
"shut up jake"
"baww"
"alice weres edward"
"under clock RUN!!!"
"EDWARD STOP PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK I CAN SEE U!!!"
"bella wtf r u doing here?"
"i dunno who r those guys?"
"volturi dont wotty they no hurt us since this book fails and nothing happens in it"
"lolk edward"
"hi im jane im very beautiful"
"shut up jane"
"nou bella"
"whos these gaiz edward?"
"cauis markus and aro. aros a fag, cauis is goth and markus is emo"
"lolkool"
"make her vampuire or else edward"
"k aro bye"
"make me vampire edward"
"no"
"fag ill ask ur family"
"we all say u can be vampire"
"BELLA U BITCH IMA BREAK EMMETS TV NOAW!!!"
"immature fag"
"what if i made u vampire"
"shut up edward"
"no rly"
"ok"
"marry me"
"no"
"k no vampire from me"
"i h8 u"
"marry me"
"fien"

<b>ECLIPSE</b>

"bella i is scared of newborn vamps, i take u to college"
"but edward i wanna be vamp lyk u"
"no marry me first"
"lolk"
"bella i luvs u"
"ewwwww jacob i luvs edward"
"u luvs me 2 i kiss u and u see"
"lol that was a hot kiss omg i luv u 2"
"lolthx bella bye i have 2 go kill vamps in meadow"
"baww plz be back jacob"
"bella u luv him"
"edward fight back i luv u more lets have sex"
"lololol i is here"
"victoria no touch bella"
"i touch bella and kill her"
"no touch bella"
"then riley touch bella"
"no seth killed riley i kill u 2"
"noooooooooo"
"haha u dead"
"edward i is scared 4 jacob"
"dont be scared i turn u into vampire no more victoria to hurt u eneemor"
"fuckhead"
"lol"
*back in forks*
"jacob i luv u"
"ilu too bella i kiss u noaw"
"lolk even tho im engaged theres nothing rong with being a man hor"
"lololol"
"bella we is in meadow now lets have sex"
"edward i wanna wait until were married"
"yay!"

<b>BREAKING DAWN</b>

"edward i no wanna get married"
"2 bad"
"baww"
"holy shit im so nervous and y the fuck is rosalie so fricken pretty?"
"bella get ready to walk down"
"thx alice"
"omg edward is so HAAWWWTTT ima cry"
"our wedding is so much fun"
"i no rite?"
"jacobs here"
"lolyey!"
"hai bella i luv u still"
"hai jake i missed u im going on a honeymoon soon"
"u kant edward will eat u"
"shut up jake"
"NOOOOO!!!!!"
"take ur hands off her furfag"
"stfu faggot ill kill u"
"bella lets go back to party, it time to leave for honeymoon"
"k edward"
"i luv u"
"i luv u 2"
"i hear werefolf sounds"
"me too but who cares"
"edward i wanna hacve sex but im nervous"
"me 2 lets have bonebreaking sex anyways even if i might kill u but thats luv not rape"
"lol ilu"
"edward y u emo?"
"cuz i hurted u"
"oh i see dem not so bad"
"its horrible"
"not rly i luv u anyways"
"k bella"
"edward im pregnant"
"i h8 myself and ur kid:
"y u say that?"
"cuz im a monster"
"edward stop being emu"
"were going back to forks"
"k"
"wow bella ur rly pregnant"
"thx carlisle i wanna keep it!"
"no!"
"stfu edward"
":((((((((("
"bella y u keep demon spawn? edward say i can make babeez with u cuz u a hooker instead of keeping hiz"
"no i dun wanna jacob"
"y u h8 me noaw"
"just cuz"
"oh well i tried"
"ow it broke my pelvis!!"
"u stupid bitch u wanted it"
"stfu jacob"
"it stinks in here"
"i farted"
"eww bbella!"
"oh shit i think its coming!"
"ROSALIE GET CARLISLE TELL HIM ITS TIME!!!!1"
"babeez..."
"NEVER MIND ILL DO IT"
"stfu edward ill do it"
"blllaarrggg"
"OMG MY WIFE IS DIEING!! I HAVE TO DO C SECTION WITH MY TEETH!"
"edward man u whack"
"gtfo jacob take baby"
"no give to rosalie"
"k"
"bye"
"bella ima put poison in ur heart, which oddly shouldnt bring the dead back to life"
"omg edward ecerything is new"
"ILU BELLA"
"me too!"
"lets have sex!"
"OKAY!"
"ilu so much"
"ilu moar"
"alice just found out the vo,lturi are after us since irina snitched on us"
"oh bno! wheres alice!"
"in hell"
"k thx rosalie"
"np"
"go get vamps to help us"
"k we got them all"
"k kates training me how to use my sheild cuz ima mary sue"
"lololol"
"omg who r these weird romanian vamps?"
"i dunno they re scary"
"oh well here cums the volturi"
"o noes bella protect us"
"lolk"
"omg bella u did it!!! renesmee is safe"
"yay!!"
"ilu bella"
"ilu 2 edward"
"lets have sex"
"ilu so much"

THE END

I had an FA before, but I was trolled off it.
If more trolls come to my profile and start beating living shit out of me, back I go to dA for good. Only reason I'm back, is because  mzshadowette asked.
Probably won't even be posting so much on here lol.