RULE 34 - Putin and Fritz the Cat! Why doesn't it exist?

Ha! I bet you thought this post would be about politics.
...Or Fred Astaire.

Wow... did that really just happen? Pictures and videos of the event keep streaming in and I stare at them perplexedly, trying fruitlessly to make sense of the alien world I was just in. I know I was there... the dirt under my fingernails stands as testament to my presence, but it's tough to believe we've done so much in so little time. Fellow con attenders, I'm a man of science, but what we've accomplished at CFT cannot be explained by anything short of miracles. F***ing magnets were likely involved.

From erecting the skeletal whale bones of our monkey tents to peeling potatoes, the staff and volunteers made everything come together fluidly at the cost of their time and effort - a sacrifice that shouldn't go unnoticed. To anyone with a glass nearby, I'd like to propose a toast to Oz, Katra, Chrome, and Ramidi. If I missed anyone, tell me so I can edit you in <3.

This event was a testament to what large numbers of like-minded and helpful people can accomplish. I love you all. We did it, and we made it something to behold.

TL;DR - Hell yes, forever. I'll see you all next year.

...SO NO ONE CAN EVER LEAVE.

I think I could go for some pink champagne on ice.

Seriously, fuzzybutts, get your tails in gear and register for http://campfiretails.org/ !

At the very least, hop on the forums and talk about activities you'd like to see. It's the con of the people - it belongs to us!

So recruit friends to play music, build sculptures, wear crazy costumes, make art, paint each other, play games, howl at the moon, and warm your paws on the desert earth.

Life was meant to be lived. Take the savage journey with me, and let loose. It's about damned time you did.

Peace and love to y'all,
-Dingotime

Seriously, how would it work? Maybe you're in all holes at once until you observe your presence in one and consolidate it into reality? Would it have anything to do with Schrödinger's cat? Regardless of what it is, I want to see it. Help me solve this, lest I remain in constant turmoil and find I can't sleep over this.

Let's play a game! I've got my Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders-IV-TR and I'm ready to rumble! I figure most furries have mental problems, so hopefully I'll get a response or two.

Message me your problems and I'll try to fix you! You'd be doing me a favor by giving me some off-the-job training.

Of course, there will be complete respect for anonymity, and don't worry about what you say, because I'm about as non-judgmental as they come.

All the best!

Papyrus is a cop-out font.

That is all.

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) Are you tired of seeing this pop up everywhere too?
4) Is everyone this starved for self-affirmation?
5) Why is everyone posting this?
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It's like grade school all over again!
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Do you like me?
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[ ] No
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Sorry, I'm a cynical ass.

Oh, the dutch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmVDr93UJQQ

I walked away with some fun stories, new friends, and a hangover, so I must have done something right. FCTV wasn't as horrible as I was expecting, I got to participate in a record-breaking fursuit parade, I kept up what may be an annual tradition of escaping from a clingy, crazy girl, and I reconnected with a whole bunch of people from past cons. A pretty excellent time overall.

I'm still looking for suggestions as to what songs I should cover with my new violin (video game music is preferred).

Also, I'm playing around with the idea of getting a tattoo of a serotonin molecule.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serotonin

Is this too nerdcore for a psychology major? y/n

As incentive for me to learn the two new instruments I got for Christmas (a melodica and a violin), I will be taking requests of songs to cover with said instruments. Of course, the less terribly obscure the song is, the greater chance I have of knowing it (keep that in mind).

Also, I'm looking for a room to crash in at FC this year.

I:
1. Have a sleeping bag and am comfortable on the floor
2. Will totally pay you cash
3. Am sociable and awesome

So tell your friends to be humane and house a Dingo this year. They won't be disappointed!

Also, if anyone wants to vouch for my character, I'd appreciate it.