Aaaaww sheeeet...

Anal on Males: It's the only entrance (Besides oral) So yeah

Anal on Females: Mhmm!

Breasts: Hell yes beeewwwbs

Breast Expansion: To an extent...

Weight Gain: To an extent

Bondage: *Twirls a ball gag* Is that really a question?

Clothing: Quite, actually... I love baggy clothings...

Leather: Yeah

Stockings: *w*

Shoe/Boots: Yus, sometimes

Suit and Tie: Eeeehh, Indifferent

Muscle Male: To an extent

Muscle Female: To less of an extent

Cub: They're cute, but you know... underage... so no

Baby/Diaper: ^

Transformation: Feh, I guess

Macro/Micro: Nope

Impregnation: Hmm... yeah...

Pregnancy: Dependent

Lactation: Nooooooooo

Anal Vore: Dependent

Soul Vore: IIII have no idea what that is

Cock Vore: nope

Standard Soft Vore: Most of the time

Standard Hard Vore: Most likely not...

Paw/Foot: Mhmm

Incest: Feh, Neeoooww

Clonecest: Maybe... I dunno...

Yuri: Yaaay~

Yaoi: ...Alright, sure, why not?

Straight: Yupyup

Bisexual: Well I am so...

Girly Boys: Oh hell yes X3

Butch Girls: Yeah, sure

Mind Control: Dependent

Rape: Uuuh... Under circumstances...

Uniform: I don't see why not

Orgy: Mhmm

Subbing/Doming: Ah, most definitely

Biting: To an extent...

Solo Masturbation (Male): I do >.>

Solo Masturbation (Female): Yep

Scat: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *gasp* oooooooooooo

Inflation: Hmm... Mostly no

Fat/Pudge: Yepyep

Tech: I've never seen, but yeah, I guess?

Watersports: Dependent

Glasses: They /can/ be quite sexeh

Tentacles: Did somebody say... Tentacles...? *3*

Oviposition: I have absolutely 0 ideas on what that is...

Masochism: I believe so

Sadism: Nooope

Partial Nudity: Me likey

Gore: Nopenopenopenope

Snuff: Dunno what that means...

Hyper: I'm indifferent

Zoophilia: Mhmm

Electricity: I don't think so...

Cross-dressing: Yepyep!

Oral: Well yeah

Asphyxiation: No.

Wet-look: Yeah, I guess

Mud/Quicksand etc: Yep, sometimes

Sinking: Abandon ship!

Spooge: Yeeeeessss

Tickling: Always fun ^.^

Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain): Negatory

Balloons: What? What? Maybe?

Body Hair: I'm indifferent... Though I hate mine...

Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.): Dependent

Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.: To an extent

Collar and Lead/Leash: Yepo!

Cupping (Suction of the Skin): Eeyup

Doctor/Nurse Fetish: Have you seen Valentine? Only if there sexy

Ears: Hmm... Dunno

Feathers: Eh... Maybe

Guns (Gun Play, Worship): They're fun to play with but not sexually no...

Hair Pulling: To an extent

Lace/Lingerie: This interests me

Massage: I want one ._.

Master/Slave: Yep

Role Playing: I am an active role player, yes.

Wrestling/Fighting: I guess... Dunno

I theifed this from  KF90 And I think I beat her!

Just sitting here playing it on the xbox... my music playing in the background...

Just wondering if anybody else plays it... >.>

Sick to my motherfucking tummy
Bitch must think I'm a motherfucking dummy
Because I dress bummy, bitch think I'm broke
Bitch, I ate one roach and I made a lot of money
Popping since Bastard, (manager) Clancy is my slave master
Thanks to them crackers, my pockets are fatter than excess shit that's weighting on Jasper

I've never popped a bottle, but I've fucked a couple models in Europe
Yup, and a couple of them swallowed
Meet me half way, bitch I'm going all in
And I never pull back, shout-out to my nigga Taco

Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, (Golf Wang!)

So, a couple fags threw a little hissfit
Came to Pitchfork with a couple Jada Pinkett signs
And said I was a racist homophobic
So I grabbed Lucas and filmed us kissing
Feelings getting caught, it's off, I'm pissing
You think I give a fuck? I ain't even stick my dick in yet
(No homo. Too soon.)

And while y'all are rolling doobies
I be in my bedroom scoring movies
Still, I'm sounding like a fucking newbie
Suck my dick, motherfucker, sue me
Mom got a new whip so she could scoop me
A year ago, I ain't have no hoopty
Four story home, gotta climb eight sets of stairs
Just to see where my fucking roof be

Fuck that, Golg Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf wang
Fuck that, (Golf Wang!)

Wait a God damn second
I'm tripping balls, David Beckham
Will fall cause shit's going down
Just like Rodney King's swimming lessons

Now me and Justin smoke sherm and been talking 'bout freeing perms
And purchasing weapons naming them and aim them in One Direction
(wait a minute)

It sounds like midgets in a God damn speaker
Every time you play this shit loud
But that's just me trying to get milk now
Instead of grunts from a God damn cow

Hit me on my beeper while Captain Hook sucks my Peter
Pan camera, repeat procedure
And when the beat drops, have a God damn seizure

Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, (Golf Wang!)

-Domo 23
by Tyler the Creator


...Just... Don't mind this... Move along...

Valentines day meeeemmmeeee!

1. Are you single or taken?
Single booty here

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Aaaaaww shit chocolate...

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
...Idunno... Work? Talk? Sleep?

4. Do you like anyone?
*Blushity* Ummmm~.... No.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Pffft! Hell naw!

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
>.>
<.<
I will never tell...

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
I can't afford to spend money on this crap!

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
How would I know if it's secret? *taps head*

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Yessssss~

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
That's a greek god, right? Nope.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
HA! HAHA!

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
I may, or may not...

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Those are the little sugary things with the cute writings on them? HELL TO THE YES!

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Homework...

15. Is Valentines depressing?
Why would it be depressing?

16. How is your love life?
Ahahaha! That's funny!

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Noooope!

18. How many roses would you want to receive?
Not much... just about... over 9000 should do!

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Seeing as I friend-zone everyone I meet... Nope! Probably not.

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Yeah, I like seeing how everyone else did and how they're happy!

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
My mother...ಠ_ಠ

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
A whole lot of NOTHING!

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
Oh! I don't need no valentines! I don't like people spending money on me! Just as long as I know people like me! (Cheesy as fuck yes...)

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
Somewhere between 0-5

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
.... Iiiiii don't wanna talk bout that....

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
Pfffftt! 1

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Nada

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Negatory

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Fuck that bullshit

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Chooocooolaaate~

31. What was the worst?
Never got a worst...

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
You make good joke! Joke make me laugh!

You know what's a real boner killer?

Actually getting a beat, fixing it up, putting it to the system and have it fucking working...
And the computer decides to overheat...
And I was fucking halfway done without saving!

... Okay, I'm just pissed, sorry...

[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back (most of the time)
Total: 4

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 5

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (Not in the strange way, but ya.)
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you (snap)
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total:4

[ ]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1

[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4


[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 4

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4

[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 4

Final Total: 60

Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "Im __% Furry"

I decided to take this test and I'm apparently 60% furry...

My god, T&Tech loves to screw with everything...
The power was out for most of today and the entire time, I was thinking

"Not sure if T&Tech just suck dick like normal,
Or are screwing with the apocalypse nutties."