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Posted 13 years agoIn Zombie Land, there was hardly a twinkie to be found. And now about a month before the zombie apocalypse, Hostess quits making twinkies...coincidence? i don't think so. Zombie Land is an accurate portrayal of what is soon to come!!!
30 MORE DAYS!!!Found this totally awesome car on craigslist...
Posted 13 years agoOMG THIS IS LIKE THE BESTEST CAR TO EVER APPEAR ON CRAIGSLIST!!! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BUY IT RIGHT NOW CUS A CAR LIKE THIS WON'T LAST MORE THAN 17 MINUTES ON THE INTERNETS! WHAT? YOUR IN FLORIDA? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! SEND ME YOUR MONEY AND I'LL LEAVE IT IN A DARK ALLEY WAY FOR YOU TO PICK IT UP, WHAT A DEAL! DON'T GOT THE MONEY? ROB A BANK! ROB A HOOKER! BECOME A HOOKER! SHIT, GO ON HALVES WITH A HOOKER! GO ON 300THS WITH 299 HOOKERS! JUST GIVE ME YOUR GOD DAMN MONEY, BITCH!
http://goldcountry.craigslist.org/c.....091971537.html
http://goldcountry.craigslist.org/c.....091971537.html
I'M BACK FROM AC!
Posted 13 years agoi lied. i didn't go...but i'm about have some hot steamy alone time and fondle my goods...in the shower...with a bar of soap...because i'm a dirty little husky? uhh...yeah
Project XJ has officially begun
Posted 13 years agoYup, got myself a 98 Sport. Not exactly in mint condition, but then again it wasn't $6-8k that other craigslist XJ's were selling for, this one was only 4. So yeah there are a few minor problems here and there that seem like easy fixes, so will be working on those before adding any kind of mods to it. As for the 3 hour drive home, it drove great! definetly not as sporty around the corner like the gayzer, but holy shit i had no idea how much of a torque monster these things are! give it a little gas and it just takes off like a rocket, and the thing just sailed over steep passes. Overall, i think theres a lot of potential in this thing
heres a few pics
http://tinyurl.com/6vynkvm
http://tinyurl.com/7lrakb6
http://tinyurl.com/7brh56t
heres a few pics
http://tinyurl.com/6vynkvm
http://tinyurl.com/7lrakb6
http://tinyurl.com/7brh56t
i...sorta feel dead inside...
Posted 13 years agoit's gone now...never again will i see my red truck. the truck i learned how to drive a stick in. the truck learned how to work on. The truck i sank a lot of my hard earned money, blood sweat and tears into. it's like a good chunk of my childhood memories, gone, but not forgotten. i watched it drive off down the road and turn the corner, and it felt like a chunk of me had driven off with it...however it was time to move on. bigger plans await down the line and soon, i hope to have a new ride i can PROUDLY call my own...still though, i hope red truck enjoys it's new home on a ranch, and that the owner can take pride in driving it like i have for the past several years.
red truck, you will be missed...
o.0 damn this journal is fucking corny, lol
red truck, you will be missed...
o.0 damn this journal is fucking corny, lol
Stage 2 is a go
Posted 13 years ago5 minutes ago i handed a set of keys to a goofy old guy and then watched him drive off in HIS motorhome. Fuck yeah! Stage 1 is complete! now to initiate stage 2 of project XJ and sell my truck. but first, i'm going to bed. goodnight everyone! :D
So we weren't held captive by the government...
Posted 14 years agobut we did breach Area 51 :D
I'm leaving...
Posted 14 years agobrb going to area 51. if you don't hear from me in a couple days i've been captured by the government :/
Riddle me this...
Posted 14 years agoif i'm in 4LO and shift into 1st gear, why the hell does my rear window washer start spewing water?!?!...stupid chevy >.<
Chevy Blazer
Posted 14 years agoIf i didn't need the money when i eventually sell it i'd roll it off a cliff...a huge cliff...then maybe set it on fire...and do donuts around it in a FORD!
the thing better start and run normal when i go to work tonight...
the thing better start and run normal when i go to work tonight...
FUCK WALMART!!!
Posted 14 years agoCurrent Mood: FUCKING PISSED!!!
For those of you who don't know the inside workings of walmart associates inc., they recently installed an automated system that tells us what to do and keeps track of our stocking times. it's called MyGuide...and it's quickly sending my life, everyone else's life, and even walmart itself into an out of control downward spiral. You see, before, the managers used to keep track of our times. Each department has a certain time limit that everything needs to be stocked in. Most, if not all are incorrect, either allowing way more time than whats needed, or not enough time. If your were in a department that allows a shit ton of time, like apparel, then all was (and still is) cool. You can slack off and just take your time worry free. However if your like me and stuck in a department like chemicals that doesn't offer enough time, then technically you'd be screwed. The managers knew this and would always tweak the times a little to make things reasonable. However, now that this new MyGuide system is in, it's not allowing any slack in the under privilege timed depts. Therefore i'm screwed. I got a verbal warning last week because my times were way over. I told them that the times were unreasonable but they couldn't do anything about it. Since then i've stepped it up a big notch, especially tonight, by literally sprinting up and down the isles all fucking night long to get shit up. there were times when i felt like i was about ready to have a heart attack, thats how fucking hard i was pushing myself. but no, i was still 21 minutes over time...21 fucking minutes. that doesn't sound too bad, right? no, they gave me a written warning! I get one more warning before i'm fired. Infact, 2 people (to my knowledge) were fired today, one of which only went 26 minutes over! He was one of the best stockers in the paper dept, and now he's gone. Now anyone who tries to stock paper will probably fail and get fired just like him. This system is unfair and getting rid of all the wrong people! For instance, before i was put in chemicals i was the main foods guy. I pretty much had a reputation for being one of the best stockers in the store cus the times were reasonable and i knew the dept by heart. Now that i'm in an unfair dept i'm pretty much a piece of shit!...anyway fuck this shit. i'm gonna start looking for another job cus this is bullshit. but for now i'll just keep pushing myself harder...and if i get hurt or pass out from exhaustion? well then it's on them...
sorry if this is so long, just needed to rant. i'm going to bed now, need all the rest i could get for another glorious night at work...
For those of you who don't know the inside workings of walmart associates inc., they recently installed an automated system that tells us what to do and keeps track of our stocking times. it's called MyGuide...and it's quickly sending my life, everyone else's life, and even walmart itself into an out of control downward spiral. You see, before, the managers used to keep track of our times. Each department has a certain time limit that everything needs to be stocked in. Most, if not all are incorrect, either allowing way more time than whats needed, or not enough time. If your were in a department that allows a shit ton of time, like apparel, then all was (and still is) cool. You can slack off and just take your time worry free. However if your like me and stuck in a department like chemicals that doesn't offer enough time, then technically you'd be screwed. The managers knew this and would always tweak the times a little to make things reasonable. However, now that this new MyGuide system is in, it's not allowing any slack in the under privilege timed depts. Therefore i'm screwed. I got a verbal warning last week because my times were way over. I told them that the times were unreasonable but they couldn't do anything about it. Since then i've stepped it up a big notch, especially tonight, by literally sprinting up and down the isles all fucking night long to get shit up. there were times when i felt like i was about ready to have a heart attack, thats how fucking hard i was pushing myself. but no, i was still 21 minutes over time...21 fucking minutes. that doesn't sound too bad, right? no, they gave me a written warning! I get one more warning before i'm fired. Infact, 2 people (to my knowledge) were fired today, one of which only went 26 minutes over! He was one of the best stockers in the paper dept, and now he's gone. Now anyone who tries to stock paper will probably fail and get fired just like him. This system is unfair and getting rid of all the wrong people! For instance, before i was put in chemicals i was the main foods guy. I pretty much had a reputation for being one of the best stockers in the store cus the times were reasonable and i knew the dept by heart. Now that i'm in an unfair dept i'm pretty much a piece of shit!...anyway fuck this shit. i'm gonna start looking for another job cus this is bullshit. but for now i'll just keep pushing myself harder...and if i get hurt or pass out from exhaustion? well then it's on them...
sorry if this is so long, just needed to rant. i'm going to bed now, need all the rest i could get for another glorious night at work...
Quite possibly the best dubstep vid i've ever seen
Posted 14 years agobecause who doesn't love seeing kids getting their heads blown off?
saw this movie for the first time last night and i gotta say it's probably one of the corniest, poorly acted movies i've ever seen...but this ending scene? fucking priceless!
oh, and here's a clip of the actual scene if you wanna see how terrible the acting was
Guess who's not homeless anymore?
Posted 14 years ago...well, i'm sure theres hundreds, if not thousands aren't homeless anymore, but you can add me to the list! Got me an awesome little place out in the woods. i move in on thursday, so friggin excited!...though not as excited as when my wuff moves in with me, then i'll be the happiest husky in all the land!
*sigh* of houses and fords...
Posted 14 years ago(sigh #1) - so today is pretty much my last day at my current house...tomorrow i spend all day moving...where to you might ask? certainly not a place of my own. oh no, to dear old ma's house...was a last resort option, but whats a dog to do? i've been looking for a full month now and i can't find a single affordable place that would allow two people plus a big ass shepard. and the ones that would allow him? they demand credit checks, which isn't gonna fly since i don't even have credit...so yeah, gonna be living with mommy dearest for a while...
(p.s. theres no internet there so not sure how often i'll even be able to get on here.)
(sigh #2) - my beloved F150, the one that some of you friended me because of, is probably never going to see the open road ever again. My dad non-op'd it. (yeah, it's under my dad's name). He non-op'd it and is putting it in my name. Because it's been non-op'd i would have to smog it if i ever wanna register it again. because it doesn't have any smog equipment it would never pass smog. because it won't pass smog it will never be able to set a tire on any public CA road...it's probably going to be sitting in a field for the next few months until i sell it as a parts vehicle. It's gut wrenching every time i think about it being dismantled or thrashed and abused cus i love that truck to death, but i just don't have the money to save it...the saddest part about this whole ordeal is that it's being replaced by a chevy...a 93' blazer to be exact...sure, it's another free vehicle from my dad but I hate chevy with a passion, and the fact that it died twice on my mom when she picked it up yesterday only inflames that passion...i'm gonna curl up and die in my bed now. goodnight...
(p.s. theres no internet there so not sure how often i'll even be able to get on here.)
(sigh #2) - my beloved F150, the one that some of you friended me because of, is probably never going to see the open road ever again. My dad non-op'd it. (yeah, it's under my dad's name). He non-op'd it and is putting it in my name. Because it's been non-op'd i would have to smog it if i ever wanna register it again. because it doesn't have any smog equipment it would never pass smog. because it won't pass smog it will never be able to set a tire on any public CA road...it's probably going to be sitting in a field for the next few months until i sell it as a parts vehicle. It's gut wrenching every time i think about it being dismantled or thrashed and abused cus i love that truck to death, but i just don't have the money to save it...the saddest part about this whole ordeal is that it's being replaced by a chevy...a 93' blazer to be exact...sure, it's another free vehicle from my dad but I hate chevy with a passion, and the fact that it died twice on my mom when she picked it up yesterday only inflames that passion...i'm gonna curl up and die in my bed now. goodnight...
question for EVERYONE! That inclutes YOU!!!
Posted 14 years agoSay your meeting me for the first time and you don't yet know what species i am. I tell you my name is Boots (or bootsie...or the almighty bootsie) what species immediately comes to mind?
Unlimited Free Comissions!!! :D
Posted 14 years ago*ahem* now that i have your attention...
HUSKYS DON'T HAVE CURLY TAILS!!! those are MALAMUTES!!! and for those who do draw the curly tails, WHY DO SOME OF THEM LOOK LIKE DE-SHELLED LOBSTER TAILS!? Theres no indent along the upper spine of the tail!
...That is all, no free art for you
HUSKYS DON'T HAVE CURLY TAILS!!! those are MALAMUTES!!! and for those who do draw the curly tails, WHY DO SOME OF THEM LOOK LIKE DE-SHELLED LOBSTER TAILS!? Theres no indent along the upper spine of the tail!
...That is all, no free art for you
Good News Everyone!
Posted 14 years agoMa Lord tells me i need to move out by the end of the month!!!...wait, thats not good... =(
Finding a place thats cheap, has internet access, close to work, and will allow a german shepard is gonna be hard, especially since i have to sleep all day...
Finding a place thats cheap, has internet access, close to work, and will allow a german shepard is gonna be hard, especially since i have to sleep all day...
20 Years ago...
Posted 14 years agoI spewed into the world through some nasty hairy vagina and let forth thy annoying battle cry of confusion and fear. Yes my friends, i'm no longer a teenager...now if only i could say that prohibition no longer has it's cruel icy grip around my throat. ONE MORE YEAR!!!
LOL WUT
Posted 14 years agoSomething i found floating around youtube that i totally forgot about...yeah, thats me...the bald one...3 years ago...
Ironically enough thats the day i decided to become a furry...and later realized i was gay...Enjoy?
Ironically enough thats the day i decided to become a furry...and later realized i was gay...Enjoy?
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Posted 14 years agoStolen from some green haired...thing...
1. Are you single or taken?
taken
2. Chocolate or flowers?
flowers die, chocolate...well it lasts a hell of a lot longer than flowers, so chocolate
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
well i've already spent the first 7 hours working, now gonna sleep throughout the day and spend the rest of valentines back at work. oh joy...
4. Do you like anyone?
Is the sky blue?...err, ignore that, the sky is a scary looking dark gray right now...Yes, the answer is yes
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
this thing
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/763062
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
well it was the predicted day of my birth...but other than that, no
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
it wasn't so secret...crazy bitch would chase me around the classroom...
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
meh...would rather express my love in other ways
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
no, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fr5.....feature=relmfu
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
My parents will probably think of me...then ponder as to why i've never had a girlfriend...
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
i stopped doing that shit in grade school
13. Do you like candy hearts?
the heart shaped antacids that say "i love you"? sure, i like em
14. What is something you got last Valentines day?
idk, an unemployment check maybe? probably nothing
15. Is Valentines depressing?
it has no effect on me
16. How is your love life?
giggity
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
nope
18. How many roses would you want?
no no no, i said chocolates! someone obviously wasn't paying attention to answer #2
19. Will you have a significant other this Valentines day?
yeah...just not physically =(
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
didn't even realize it was valentines day till i got a txt at 12:02am saying "happy valentines day love"
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
mah wuffeh
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
already got one...from mah wuffeh
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
mah wuffeh (shut up, it's fun to say =P)
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
sending? none. Giving?...well i think i've already given it
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
many many many times
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single year?
idk, the first grade?...
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
don't think so
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
don't think so
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
it wouldn't be anonymous
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
a bag of orgasm chocolates and a grumpy husky plush
31. What was the worst?
...
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
nope
1. Are you single or taken?
taken
2. Chocolate or flowers?
flowers die, chocolate...well it lasts a hell of a lot longer than flowers, so chocolate
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
well i've already spent the first 7 hours working, now gonna sleep throughout the day and spend the rest of valentines back at work. oh joy...
4. Do you like anyone?
Is the sky blue?...err, ignore that, the sky is a scary looking dark gray right now...Yes, the answer is yes
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
this thing
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/763062
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
well it was the predicted day of my birth...but other than that, no
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
it wasn't so secret...crazy bitch would chase me around the classroom...
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
meh...would rather express my love in other ways
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
no, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fr5.....feature=relmfu
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
My parents will probably think of me...then ponder as to why i've never had a girlfriend...
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
i stopped doing that shit in grade school
13. Do you like candy hearts?
the heart shaped antacids that say "i love you"? sure, i like em
14. What is something you got last Valentines day?
idk, an unemployment check maybe? probably nothing
15. Is Valentines depressing?
it has no effect on me
16. How is your love life?
giggity
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
nope
18. How many roses would you want?
no no no, i said chocolates! someone obviously wasn't paying attention to answer #2
19. Will you have a significant other this Valentines day?
yeah...just not physically =(
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
didn't even realize it was valentines day till i got a txt at 12:02am saying "happy valentines day love"
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
mah wuffeh
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
already got one...from mah wuffeh
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
mah wuffeh (shut up, it's fun to say =P)
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
sending? none. Giving?...well i think i've already given it
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
many many many times
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single year?
idk, the first grade?...
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
don't think so
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
don't think so
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
it wouldn't be anonymous
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
a bag of orgasm chocolates and a grumpy husky plush
31. What was the worst?
...
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
nope
I made something stupid
Posted 14 years agoHello FA, Welcome to Wal-Mart! UHH!!!
Posted 15 years agoso...holy shit! I actually have a job! yup yup, after 9 months of unemployment this husky now has a steady source of income! and you know what that means? I don't have to worry about not being able to pay rent this month and being kicked out on the streets! YAYYY! So your probably asking what i do, right? well...I'm one of the magical fairies that magically replenish the shelves of WalMart while all the little boys and girls are fast asleep. Yup, overnight stalker...I mean stocker >=3 the hours suck, but whatever, it's a job!...
It's actually kinda sad how i got it. You see, I was fired from my previous employer for...unfair reasons...and cus i'm an honest guy i went ahead used that as a job reference (since it was the only job i had) However over a period of 9 months and countless apps filled out i got one interview...just one...and didn't get the job...so about a week and a half ago my friend came up with this idea to make up a fake job reference with a real phone number going to my friend who would tell employers that i was one hell of a hard worker. So i thought why not? what do i got to loose? 2 days later i get myself an interview and pretty much get hired on the spot. Luck? i don't think so. Seems as though the only way to get hired these days is to cheat and lie...pretty sad, but i'm not complaining
It's actually kinda sad how i got it. You see, I was fired from my previous employer for...unfair reasons...and cus i'm an honest guy i went ahead used that as a job reference (since it was the only job i had) However over a period of 9 months and countless apps filled out i got one interview...just one...and didn't get the job...so about a week and a half ago my friend came up with this idea to make up a fake job reference with a real phone number going to my friend who would tell employers that i was one hell of a hard worker. So i thought why not? what do i got to loose? 2 days later i get myself an interview and pretty much get hired on the spot. Luck? i don't think so. Seems as though the only way to get hired these days is to cheat and lie...pretty sad, but i'm not complaining
nothing better to do...
Posted 15 years agoSTUFF ABOUT YOU --
*Name: Boots
*Nicknames: husky, haski, bootsie
*Zodiac Sign: Pisces
*Eye Color: Brown
*Hair color: Green
*Height: 6'3"
*Weight: 165
*Someone you look like: Fuck if i know...
*Right or Left Handed: right
*Right or Left Footed: right
*Sexual Orientation: An illness of the mind, called Homosexuality =P
*Piercings/Tattoos: none
*How many siblings: 2 half siblings
*Pets: 1, but he doesn't live with me
*Could you make a dollar in change right now?: sure can
FAVORITE…
*Kind of pants: blue jeans, preferably baggy and dark in color
*Number: 3
*Color: Green
*Animal: Doggies
*Drink: water
*Sports: not really into sports but if i were to choose i'd say Hockey
*Juice: Orange
*Cartoon Character: Exile
*Scent: whatever smell good
*Time of the Day: anytime the sun is touching the horizon
*Car: 04' Subaru Imprezza WRX sti
HAVE YOU EVER…?
*Bungee Jumped?: nope, but i wanna
*Sky Dived?: same as above
*Made yourself throw-up?: nein
*Gone skinny dipping?: narp
*Eaten a dog?: I are no cannibal
*Ever liked somebody that you didn’t have a chance with?: probably
*Been in a mosh-pit?: no
*Been on radio/television?: yup, both
*Been in a porno?: nope
*Been high?: uhh, drugs are bad, m'kay? cus if you do drugs, you bad, and thats not good, m'kay?
*Been drunk?: yup
*Been on a plane?: a few times
*Came close to dying?: sure have
*Been in a sauna?: nope
*Been in a hot-tub?: yup...sorta almost died last time i was in one
*Swam in the ocean?: yeah, BUT NOT ANYMORE!!!...fucking stingrays...
*Fallen asleep in school?: on many occasions
*Run-away from home?: yup yup
*Fell off your chair?: a few times
*Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call?: no. all day maybe
*Saved MSN/AIM conversations?: i use Yahoo =P
*Saved e-mails?: only temporarily
DO YOU…?
*Like to eat?: hellz yeah!
*Like talking on the phone? hate talking on phones...
*Care if different foods touch together on your plate?: i don't give a shit
*Get motion sick?: nope...unless i'm being spun hella fast or something
*Eat healthy?: i try to...but it's not easy when all the healthy shit is so fucking expensive!
*Have an addiction to anything?: not really
*Call people names often?: dumbass...
*Dream in color?: well it's certainly not in black in white...
*Have a strange/bad habit?: hehe, so he says...
*Get turned on easily? mehbeh...
*Like your school/job?: ask again when i have a job...
*Like filling out stupidly-long surveys like this one?: it kills time and boredom
WHAT IS/WHAT ARE…?
*Your good luck charm: i has none
*Your theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4uTEhDqa_s
*The last thing you played with: other than my cock? ummm... =P
*The last thing you ate: ice cream!
*Items sitting next to you: listing all the crap lying around me would be a journal itself
*The color of your underwear: blue
*Your greatest fear(s): spiders and being on a sinking boat...hate boats...
*A strange food you eat: don't know...
*A strange drink you like: chocolate soda
*The last thing to sleep in your bed: a wolf
*Under your bed: clothes n' crap....
*Your funniest memory: in the past few months? seeing my friend high on salvia
*The time you usually go to bed: 23:00-00:00
EVER HAD…
*Chicken pox: probably
*Stitches: nope
*Surgery: nope
*A broken bone: nope
*Love at first sight: don't believe in it
THIS OR THAT…
*Scary or Funny Movies: funny
*Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
*Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: root beer, but only A&W or authentic sarsaparilla
*Skiing or Snowboarding: snowboarding
*Summer or Winter: winter...summer is too fucking hot
RANDOM!!!
*Dogs or Cats: doggies!
*Favorite Flower: idk, pass...
*Have you ever fired a gun?: yup
*Do you prefer travel by plane or car?: car, love road trips
*How many pillows do you sleep with?: one
*Obsessive Compulsive?: a lot of the times...
*Diseases?: some say homosexuality is a disease ^^
*Disorders?: i probably have so many that i'm unaware of...
*Good Driver?: well i haven't killed anyone yet...or have i?
*Good Singer?: hell no!
*Do you own a lava-lamp?: used to as a wee shitlin
*Do you prefer your toilet paper over-and-out or back-and-under: over out
*How many kids do you want?: NONE!
*What will you name them? twinkle tits
*Bothered that some questions have “:”s and others have “?”s?: huh?
*Ever been in a fight with your pet? i've play wrestled...
*What book are you reading now? not reading any books atm
*Interesting turn-on or fetish: most people would think they're interesting and just plain weird, but all of you reading this would most likely think it's normal, so no =P
*First thing you notice visually about someone of the opposite gender: clothing
*Foods that you LOVE: teriyaki
*That you HATE: too many
*Name: Boots
*Nicknames: husky, haski, bootsie
*Zodiac Sign: Pisces
*Eye Color: Brown
*Hair color: Green
*Height: 6'3"
*Weight: 165
*Someone you look like: Fuck if i know...
*Right or Left Handed: right
*Right or Left Footed: right
*Sexual Orientation: An illness of the mind, called Homosexuality =P
*Piercings/Tattoos: none
*How many siblings: 2 half siblings
*Pets: 1, but he doesn't live with me
*Could you make a dollar in change right now?: sure can
FAVORITE…
*Kind of pants: blue jeans, preferably baggy and dark in color
*Number: 3
*Color: Green
*Animal: Doggies
*Drink: water
*Sports: not really into sports but if i were to choose i'd say Hockey
*Juice: Orange
*Cartoon Character: Exile
*Scent: whatever smell good
*Time of the Day: anytime the sun is touching the horizon
*Car: 04' Subaru Imprezza WRX sti
HAVE YOU EVER…?
*Bungee Jumped?: nope, but i wanna
*Sky Dived?: same as above
*Made yourself throw-up?: nein
*Gone skinny dipping?: narp
*Eaten a dog?: I are no cannibal
*Ever liked somebody that you didn’t have a chance with?: probably
*Been in a mosh-pit?: no
*Been on radio/television?: yup, both
*Been in a porno?: nope
*Been high?: uhh, drugs are bad, m'kay? cus if you do drugs, you bad, and thats not good, m'kay?
*Been drunk?: yup
*Been on a plane?: a few times
*Came close to dying?: sure have
*Been in a sauna?: nope
*Been in a hot-tub?: yup...sorta almost died last time i was in one
*Swam in the ocean?: yeah, BUT NOT ANYMORE!!!...fucking stingrays...
*Fallen asleep in school?: on many occasions
*Run-away from home?: yup yup
*Fell off your chair?: a few times
*Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call?: no. all day maybe
*Saved MSN/AIM conversations?: i use Yahoo =P
*Saved e-mails?: only temporarily
DO YOU…?
*Like to eat?: hellz yeah!
*Like talking on the phone? hate talking on phones...
*Care if different foods touch together on your plate?: i don't give a shit
*Get motion sick?: nope...unless i'm being spun hella fast or something
*Eat healthy?: i try to...but it's not easy when all the healthy shit is so fucking expensive!
*Have an addiction to anything?: not really
*Call people names often?: dumbass...
*Dream in color?: well it's certainly not in black in white...
*Have a strange/bad habit?: hehe, so he says...
*Get turned on easily? mehbeh...
*Like your school/job?: ask again when i have a job...
*Like filling out stupidly-long surveys like this one?: it kills time and boredom
WHAT IS/WHAT ARE…?
*Your good luck charm: i has none
*Your theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4uTEhDqa_s
*The last thing you played with: other than my cock? ummm... =P
*The last thing you ate: ice cream!
*Items sitting next to you: listing all the crap lying around me would be a journal itself
*The color of your underwear: blue
*Your greatest fear(s): spiders and being on a sinking boat...hate boats...
*A strange food you eat: don't know...
*A strange drink you like: chocolate soda
*The last thing to sleep in your bed: a wolf
*Under your bed: clothes n' crap....
*Your funniest memory: in the past few months? seeing my friend high on salvia
*The time you usually go to bed: 23:00-00:00
EVER HAD…
*Chicken pox: probably
*Stitches: nope
*Surgery: nope
*A broken bone: nope
*Love at first sight: don't believe in it
THIS OR THAT…
*Scary or Funny Movies: funny
*Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
*Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: root beer, but only A&W or authentic sarsaparilla
*Skiing or Snowboarding: snowboarding
*Summer or Winter: winter...summer is too fucking hot
RANDOM!!!
*Dogs or Cats: doggies!
*Favorite Flower: idk, pass...
*Have you ever fired a gun?: yup
*Do you prefer travel by plane or car?: car, love road trips
*How many pillows do you sleep with?: one
*Obsessive Compulsive?: a lot of the times...
*Diseases?: some say homosexuality is a disease ^^
*Disorders?: i probably have so many that i'm unaware of...
*Good Driver?: well i haven't killed anyone yet...or have i?
*Good Singer?: hell no!
*Do you own a lava-lamp?: used to as a wee shitlin
*Do you prefer your toilet paper over-and-out or back-and-under: over out
*How many kids do you want?: NONE!
*What will you name them? twinkle tits
*Bothered that some questions have “:”s and others have “?”s?: huh?
*Ever been in a fight with your pet? i've play wrestled...
*What book are you reading now? not reading any books atm
*Interesting turn-on or fetish: most people would think they're interesting and just plain weird, but all of you reading this would most likely think it's normal, so no =P
*First thing you notice visually about someone of the opposite gender: clothing
*Foods that you LOVE: teriyaki
*That you HATE: too many
CONTINUE? Y/N
Posted 15 years agowelcome to the world of me...
Simple Yes or (oh-)No's:
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? ---don't think so...
Been arrested? ---sorta...been put in cuffs by the cops
Kissed someone you didn't like? ---Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? ---Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? ---Yes/Yes
Ran a red light? ---Yes
Been suspended from school? ---Yup, on purpose...it's a vacation, yo!
Experienced love at first sight? ---Nope, don't believe in it
Totalled your car in an accident? --Nope
Been fired from a job? ---*sigh* yeah...
Fired somebody? ---No
Sang karaoke? ---Unwillingly, yes...
Pointed a gun at someone? ---Yup...wasn't loaded though
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? ---All the time
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ---Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? ---Yup
Kissed in the rain? ---Nope...
Had a close brush with death (your own)? ---yup, on a few occasions
Seen someone die? ---Nope
Played spin-the-bottle? ---Yup...summer camp, my first kiss (was a girl, eww ^^)
Sang in the shower? ---All the time
Smoked a cigar? ---Nope
Sat on a rooftop? ---Yup
Taken pictures of yourself naked? ---...mehbeh...
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? ---Yup
Skipped school? ---on many occasions
Eaten a bug? ---Yes...french toast covered in ants, yum...
Sleepwalked? ---I did once...unless my friends lied and carried me to bed...
Walked a moonlit beach? ---Yup
Ridden a motorcycle? ---Yeah, I has dirtbike...but i want a road bike so bad
Dumped someone? ---Brazilian Fart Porn
Forgotten your anniversary? ---anniversary of birth?...yes...
Lied to avoid a ticket? ---nope, never had a ticket...been pulled over a few times though
Ridden on a helicopter? ---No...
Shaved your head? ---A few times
Blacked out from drinking? ---Nope
Played a prank on someone? --- Who hasn't?
Hit a home run? ---no, but i hit my PE coach in the nuts with a baseball once
Felt like killing someone? ---Yes
Cross-dressed? ---Yeah...Don't ask...
Been falling-down drunk? ---Almost
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? ---Nope
Eaten snake? ---No, but i want to
Marched/Protested? ---Probably...
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? ---No
Puked on amusement ride? ---No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? ---Yup
Been in a band? --- Nope
Knitted? ---Nope
Been on TV? ---A few times
Shot a gun? ---Yup
Skinny-dipped? ---No...that might change by the end of the week though =P
Caused someone to need stitches? ---don't think so
Ridden a surfboard? ---Yup
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? ---Yup
Had surgery? ---Nope
Streaked? ---Nope
Taken by ambulance to hospital? ---Was loaded into an ambulance, but was released 15 minutes later...so no?
Passed out when not drinking? ---Yes, which resulted in the above answer
Peed on a bush? --- All the time
Donated Blood? ---Nope...fuckin hate needles...
Grabbed electric fence? ---Yup...
Eaten alligator meat? ---No
Eaten cheesecake? ---Yeah...not a fan though...
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? ---Fuck yeah!
Killed an animal when not hunting? ---Unfortunately...
Peed your pants in public? ---I don't think so...
Written graffiti? ---Yup
Still love someone you shouldn't? ---Nope
Think about the future? ---Hard not to think about these days...
Been in handcuffs? ---Many times
Believe in love? ---More than anything in the world
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? ---Yup ---> that side
Simple Yes or (oh-)No's:
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? ---don't think so...
Been arrested? ---sorta...been put in cuffs by the cops
Kissed someone you didn't like? ---Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? ---Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? ---Yes/Yes
Ran a red light? ---Yes
Been suspended from school? ---Yup, on purpose...it's a vacation, yo!
Experienced love at first sight? ---Nope, don't believe in it
Totalled your car in an accident? --Nope
Been fired from a job? ---*sigh* yeah...
Fired somebody? ---No
Sang karaoke? ---Unwillingly, yes...
Pointed a gun at someone? ---Yup...wasn't loaded though
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? ---All the time
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ---Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? ---Yup
Kissed in the rain? ---Nope...
Had a close brush with death (your own)? ---yup, on a few occasions
Seen someone die? ---Nope
Played spin-the-bottle? ---Yup...summer camp, my first kiss (was a girl, eww ^^)
Sang in the shower? ---All the time
Smoked a cigar? ---Nope
Sat on a rooftop? ---Yup
Taken pictures of yourself naked? ---...mehbeh...
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? ---Yup
Skipped school? ---on many occasions
Eaten a bug? ---Yes...french toast covered in ants, yum...
Sleepwalked? ---I did once...unless my friends lied and carried me to bed...
Walked a moonlit beach? ---Yup
Ridden a motorcycle? ---Yeah, I has dirtbike...but i want a road bike so bad
Dumped someone? ---Brazilian Fart Porn
Forgotten your anniversary? ---anniversary of birth?...yes...
Lied to avoid a ticket? ---nope, never had a ticket...been pulled over a few times though
Ridden on a helicopter? ---No...
Shaved your head? ---A few times
Blacked out from drinking? ---Nope
Played a prank on someone? --- Who hasn't?
Hit a home run? ---no, but i hit my PE coach in the nuts with a baseball once
Felt like killing someone? ---Yes
Cross-dressed? ---Yeah...Don't ask...
Been falling-down drunk? ---Almost
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? ---Nope
Eaten snake? ---No, but i want to
Marched/Protested? ---Probably...
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? ---No
Puked on amusement ride? ---No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? ---Yup
Been in a band? --- Nope
Knitted? ---Nope
Been on TV? ---A few times
Shot a gun? ---Yup
Skinny-dipped? ---No...that might change by the end of the week though =P
Caused someone to need stitches? ---don't think so
Ridden a surfboard? ---Yup
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? ---Yup
Had surgery? ---Nope
Streaked? ---Nope
Taken by ambulance to hospital? ---Was loaded into an ambulance, but was released 15 minutes later...so no?
Passed out when not drinking? ---Yes, which resulted in the above answer
Peed on a bush? --- All the time
Donated Blood? ---Nope...fuckin hate needles...
Grabbed electric fence? ---Yup...
Eaten alligator meat? ---No
Eaten cheesecake? ---Yeah...not a fan though...
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? ---Fuck yeah!
Killed an animal when not hunting? ---Unfortunately...
Peed your pants in public? ---I don't think so...
Written graffiti? ---Yup
Still love someone you shouldn't? ---Nope
Think about the future? ---Hard not to think about these days...
Been in handcuffs? ---Many times
Believe in love? ---More than anything in the world
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? ---Yup ---> that side
wheelin an H2
Posted 15 years agowent wheelin with my mom's friend and his hummer yesterday...would you like to see what went down?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvAX9Fn_3oU
the thing is only like a year old, practically spotless, and the dude's wife had it cleaned and detailed the day before...hehe, she wasn't too thrilled when they got back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvAX9Fn_3oU
the thing is only like a year old, practically spotless, and the dude's wife had it cleaned and detailed the day before...hehe, she wasn't too thrilled when they got back
