Last week I had the supreme honor of guesting on an episode of SHOW for the second time. You know what that means: soon SHOW will be back on the air and I can stop slamming shit heroin into my arm because  aurelina and  agouti-rex aren't there to sing me to sleep.

SHOW may be found at  podcastigation

The Savannah College of Art and Design recently acquired a bunch of his archives, and have started putting stuff up online:

http://ecollections.scad.edu/iii/cp.....&suite=def

Are there geldings in Equestria? :o

Long story short: a gender-neutral user noticed that DeviantArt had confined its options for users' gender to "male" and "female." When zie complained, DA support staff was all like, "LOL sorry you herm, you gotta pick one." I'm not even kidding-- the messages from the staff must be seen to be believed:

http://transfinite.dreamwidth.org/215469.html

I wrote them an angry letter and if they don't fix this bullshit, I'm cancelling my subscription. If any of you guys have a DA account, PLEASE complain and give them an earful for trying to erase the identities of trans and gender-neutral users!

hat tip to zooni

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[ ] You show up for school late a lot (well, i used to cut class a lot-- does that count?)
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (ew, Starbucks. I prefer Peet's!)
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 18

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 22

[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[ ] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR (still have it, but don't use it...)

Total = 25 (sounds about right)

Sherlock Holmes and Avatar were both fun as hell. Now THAT'S how you make a motherfucking popcorn movie. It also helps to have female characters that are, you know, active and interesting and not an insult to my fucking humanity.

~Top 5 Favorite Movies~

1) Lawrence of Arabia
2) L.A. Confidential
3) Master and Commander
4) Wet Hot American Summer
5) Rope


~Top 5 Favorite Albums~

1) Genesis - A Trick of the Tail
2) Rush - Power Windows
3) Peter Gabriel - So
4) Kate Bush - The Sensual World
5) Frank Zappa - Sheik Yerbouti


~Top 5 Favorite TV Shows~

1) Mystery Science Theater 3000
2) Battlestar Galactica (re-imagined series)
3) 30 Rock
4) Trailer Park Boys
5) Aqua Teen Hunger Force


~Top 5 Favorite Video Games~

None-- I'm not much of a gamer


~Top 5 Favorite Artists~

1) Al Hirschfeld
2) Velazquez
3) Klimt
4) Goya
5) Ronald Searle


~Top 5 Fears~

1) Death
2) Sexual assault
3) Suffocation
4) Financial ruin
5) Losing my mind

~Top 5 Turn Ons~

1) Sexual assault
2) Being tied up
3) Being held down
4) Tall guys
5) Dirty talk

~Top 5 Turn Offs~

1) Sexism
2) Being patronized
3) The dialogue in most pornos
4) Blow jobs with lots of drool or drippy cum mixed with saliva dribbling out of the chick's mouth
5) Being treated like a sub outside of the bedroom

My boyfriend entered a contest a while back-- the idea was to make a fake Veidt product ad, and the winners would be incorporated into the film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jeslfkbmcE

So yeah, guess whose fake toy ad shows up on a TV wall in Ozymandias' hideout in the third act? :D We all cheered when we saw it!

THEY'RE FUCKING STICK FIGURES FOR FUCK'S SAKE

"Generally speaking, people tend to have a 'defining image' that comes to mind when they think of a particular artist. Maybe it's one you can relate to, maybe it's the image that first introduced you to their work, maybe you just feel it was their absolute best, so it sticks out in your mind. So when ever you think of a certain artist, this image pops to mind.

So, I am curious, which of my works comes to mind when you think or hear of me?"

(hat tip to  seaweedprincess )

So I was reading Violet Blue's blog, and she was talking about a porn site that specialized in a wide variety of fetishes, one of which was "little man in the ass."

I've heard of the "little man in the boat," but...what the hell? Is that some kind of euphemism for the prostate?

Today I've seen that goddamn lolcat filk thing on my flist at least three times already. I enjoy a good macro as much as the next person, but filk is never, ever funny. EVER. The kind of people who laugh at filk are the kind of people who shout things like, "THERE IS NO RULE SIX!" or "The 17th of every month is hereby declared to be Give Shiny Things To Weasels Day!" and think they're being really FUNNY and RANDOM.

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/1667320/





...yyyyeeeaaaah.

is a hobbit

1) I just went to rewatch a YouTube video that  moodyferret posted of her ferret Justin, and someone seems to have negged all the comments. Some multiple times. Imagine working up all that petty anger over a ferret video.

2) It seems as though every time I write porn, I end up putting on Steve Hackett's Midsummer Night's Dream album. That or John Harle's soundtrack for "A History of Britain." Heh.

Well, I was gonna post another gripping installment of "Jon Anderson's Elf Party," but FA is fucking up again. So...update coming...soon, I hope?

"hunky chunky" is:

a) a good way to refer to a man you find attractive when he's carrying a few extra pounds
b) an ice cream flavor
c) wtf that's stupid

the correct answer is c, by the way

FUCK YEAH THE INCREDIBLE HULK

that is a fun movie and it reminded me of my college crush on Edward Norton

it also reminded me that he is still TOTALLY HITTABLE nnnnggg

anyway, is it sad that during a tender scene between him and Liv Tyler, my immediate thought was, "somewhere, there is someone on the internet posting their artwork of the Hulk tearing up Betty Ross with his big green cock"

"I'm not politically correct!" is the new "I'm not racist, but..."

1) The way to win your heart?
leave me alone. No, I'm serious. The best way to win me over is by not pestering me.

2) Do you twirl or scoop your spaghetti?
twirl

3) Are you dating the last person you kissed?
god no

4) What did you do last night?
sat on my ass reading the "Fugly Horse of the Day" blog

5) Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
...yes

6) How long is your hair?
almost to my tailbone

7) Do you like Batman?
fuck yeah Dark Knight

8) What are you doing tonight?
some push-ups

9) Addicted to anything?
interbutts

10) What were you last listening to?
the score to The Horse Whisperer

11) Do you like anyone now?
I tolerate a few

12) When was the last time you sang out loud?
in the car this evening, probably to something by Rush

13) What did you have for breakfast?
a banana

14) Is your birthday on a holiday?
Lincoln's birthday!

15) What instant messaging service do you use?
none

16) Can you cook?
I can make soup C:

17) Did you have a nap today?
no. I hate naps because they make me feel shitty afterward.

18) What was the reason you got in trouble last?
I don't recall

19) What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
jeans. I never wear sweats.

20) When is your birthday?
see answer to #14

21) Want some green beans?
not right now

22) Do you swear a lot?
all the motherfucking time

23) Where did you get the shirt(s) you're wearing?
ain't got no shirt on

24) Do you have any regrets?
a couple

25) Do you ever snort when you laugh?
occasionally

26) What's the first thing you notice of the preferred sex?
height

27) Do you want something you can't have?
I guess

28) Who would you like to see right now?
no one

29) Are you a social or antisocial person?
hahahahhaha. Um, the latter.

30) Have the cops ever come by your house?
no

31) Do you have a tan?
I don't like to tan. I'm pale and I don't want skin cancer, either.

32) Ever been in love?
once. It hurt.

33) Would you rather sleep with someone, or alone?
alone

34) Ever had braces?
yes. For three years. The orthodontist told me I'd only have them for a year, the fucker.

35) What do you wear to bed?
t-shirt

36) Who was the last person to disappoint you?
me :C

37) Do you trust people?
rarely

38) What are you wearing?
...underpants.

39) Looking forward to something this weekend?
no.

40) What was the highlight of your week?
lemme get back to you on that one

41) What type of people do you fall for?
no one. I am a cold bitch. [:

surely this is the next furry craze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBVNcHhwxxU

(probably not. I was just sick of my last journal entry)

Saw Rush tonight, first row, right in front of Alex.

I think he thought my air guitar skillz were funny, because he tried to give me a pick. He tossed it right at me. I didn't move. It zapped right by me and landed on the ground, where someone else snatched it up.

When I looked back at him, I realized that he was mouthing something at me. Something like, "Didn't you want a pick?"

In my own typical fashion, all I could think of to do was shrug and make a sort of "I dunno" gesture, palms up. Smooth.

For the rest of the show, all I could think about was that stupid pick.