Happyhappyhappy omg (nsfw-ish)
General | Posted 10 years agoSo the mate and I's bad dragon came in yesterday and omg it was wonderful and we got it with a cum tube and oh my goooooooooooood. She's the best for getting it like seriously. I'm a lucky wolfie~Guacamole Interview (meme)
General | Posted 10 years ago"OC Interview meme :3" posted 2 hours ago
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Requests: See first journal
Commissions: Closed
1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Guacamole
2. Interesting... what's your current age?
30
3. Uh-huh. What's your favorite food?
Anything Mexican
4. And your favorite drink?
Horchata ovo
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
One time I came across a burrito that was not like the others...
6. Aww! Have you kissed yet?
I ate her, if that counts
7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Green
8. Who's your favorite author?
¿Que?
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Running out of food
10. *stifles a giggle* "I'm not laughing..." *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings?
Many, but they live with mi padres across the border
11. Almost done, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
I don't really have heroes, I'd rather be eating than thinking about someone else in that way
12. Okay, who's your worst enemy?
Anyone who takes food away from me
13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Um...I'd have no food?
14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
Eat Mexican food until she popped ovo
15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
A cook so I can make myself more food
16. What's your worst nightmare?
Being full
17. What's your life-long dream?
To go to Casa Bonita ovo
18. What would you do if your life-long dream came true?
Eat and be happy
19. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?
I love the booth seats so I can spread out while I eat
20. What do you spend most of your time doing?
Eating
21. Last question! Gender?
Male
22. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT.
foxeshunt-thehounds
jay-tiger
r-o-a-c-h
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Requests: See first journal
Commissions: Closed
1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Guacamole
2. Interesting... what's your current age?
30
3. Uh-huh. What's your favorite food?
Anything Mexican
4. And your favorite drink?
Horchata ovo
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
One time I came across a burrito that was not like the others...
6. Aww! Have you kissed yet?
I ate her, if that counts
7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Green
8. Who's your favorite author?
¿Que?
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Running out of food
10. *stifles a giggle* "I'm not laughing..." *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings?
Many, but they live with mi padres across the border
11. Almost done, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
I don't really have heroes, I'd rather be eating than thinking about someone else in that way
12. Okay, who's your worst enemy?
Anyone who takes food away from me
13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Um...I'd have no food?
14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
Eat Mexican food until she popped ovo
15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
A cook so I can make myself more food
16. What's your worst nightmare?
Being full
17. What's your life-long dream?
To go to Casa Bonita ovo
18. What would you do if your life-long dream came true?
Eat and be happy
19. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?
I love the booth seats so I can spread out while I eat
20. What do you spend most of your time doing?
Eating
21. Last question! Gender?
Male
22. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT.
foxeshunt-thehounds
jay-tiger
r-o-a-c-hCouple Meme~<3
General | Posted 10 years agoWhat's their name?
She goes by Tina, but her full name is Argentina Isabelle Mendez~
Do you get along with this person all the time?
We have our disagreements like any couple, but we do of course~
If we didn't I think we would have some issues lol
Has he/she ever cooked for you?
Several times~
She fixed me up some fruit and got me a V8 when I took a med on an empty stomach (I felt like I was dying x.x) and she has made me noodles or ramen whenever I am lazy or poopy feeling~
Is this person the same age as you?
Nada
Have you ever kissed this person?
Maybe once or twice hehe~
Have you ever laughed for longer than 2 minutes?
Yes because we are not dead inside
Are you really close to him/her?
Not only are we inseparable, we can tell each other the raw truth and know that it the other won't tell anyone~
Nicknames?
Teeny, Teeny-weeny, Tina-weena, Tina-tot, Tina-toot, cutie-wooty, fang, fangy-butt, burger, sushi, sharky, ookie, ookiewoo, ookiewooky, and honestly sometimes gibberish just comes out of my mouth >w<
Do they have a nickname for you?
Stephy, Stephy-wephy, Sun, Sunshine, Sun-butt, fishy, mousey, fries, honey mustard, soy sauce, all variations of ookie, and also gibberish >w<
Have you and this person been outside the country?
No but we have dreams ;w;
Do you think they will re-post this?
She already done did it
Could you live with this person?
Done it, gonna do it again~
Why did you pick this person?
Man...I could go on a bit about this. I first met her last year at the azalea festival and thought she was so pretty. I always wanted to message her and just tell her I thought she was cute and leave it at that since I was spoken for at the time. But we met up at a few fur meets and I invited her over and the more we talked and the more time we spent together the faster I fell for her~
How long have you known this person?
1 year and 2 months~
What's your favorite thing to do with this person?
Aghhh this is a hard one, because I love doing everything with her
But, if I had to choose, it's when we are just laying together scrolling on facebook together, occasionally showing each other pictures or talking about this person or that person's status. It is so mundane, so seemingly boring, but just spending that time together...it's so perfect~
Can you name one favorite memory with this person?
Again, a really tough question. Hm, so that I don't copy her I will choose one of my other favorite memories. It would have to be when I was first getting to know her and she spent the night at my house for two nights in a row. We were so awkward, so unsure, so...wonderful in their own way. The second night she stayed we sprawled out on my little bed and talked about everything. Then she asked if she could lay her head on my stomach as a pillow because she was uncomfortable. And we just laid there talking, and I would occasionally just mess with her hair and stuff. It was just...so lovely~
Have you ever joint bought something?
Sex toys, and on multiple occasions, food lol
If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
I don't think I could function at all. It is hard enough being 20 or so minutes away from her ><
Have you ever written a song with this person?
No but I wrote her a short story for our one month anniversary >w<
Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
The only thing I can think of is taking a couple puffs of some chronic
How many piercings does this person have?
None
Would you date this person's siblings?
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWW NEVER
Have you ever made something with this person?
No but I keep telling her that we need to collab~
Have you ever cried with this person?
I have cried harder with her than anyone else ;-;
Have you and this person ever got into a fight?
Every normal couple fights occasionally. We bicker more than we fight, but it never lasts
Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
I would be totally down for it if the opportunity was ever to spring up~
Write something only they will understand.
Burnt loaf
What's something special you share?
Every moment together~
What's the nicest thing they've ever given you?
Trips to the fancy fondue place downtown ;w;
Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
I'm not the stealing clothes type but she did give me her hoodie and I wore it every day <3
What's this person's favorite food?
Asian food, specifically sushi, specifically dragon rolls
If it was "Freaky Friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
It'd be nice to be in such a well-kept, clean body ;w;
Have you ever heard this person sing?
Very very quietly, masked by music. But I would love to hear her sing a bit louder~
Do you and this person frequently get drunk?
We aren't old enough, even if we were we aren't really interested in that life yo
Have you ever stolen anything from this person?
Her heart~
Have you ever gone dancing with this person?
No but I really want to go dancing with her ;; <3
If this person were a color, what would they be?
A rich, deep crimson~ it is passionate and dynamic, so fitting in many environments~
Whens the next time you will see this person?
Thursday night ;; <3
Does this person have brothers and/or sisters?
One brother
If you could spend a day anywhere in the world with this person, where would you go?
Either Casa Bonita or that restaurant we just looked up in Arizona that literally combines our favorite foods and its mexican food with asain food and dear god I need it
What are you looking forward to be doing with this person?
-Taking a trip to Virginia on Friday <3
What makes this person feel happy?
Me, our spider and bearded dragon, sushi, when I let her drive, going to Ft. Fisher at night to look at stars, weeny dogs, and more~
Do you and this person talk a lot?
As much as we can >w<
Can you describe this person in one word?
Dynamic~
If you were to make a film of this person's life, what would you call it?
"Uphill Battle"
I am not good at names/titles
Do you want to go out with this person?
nu shez icky and haz kootyz
Do you want to be friends with them forever?
Yes~
What are your names?
Argentina and Stephanie~
Cool! What are your favorite colors?
Mine is yellow, hers is red <3
What's your song?
We show each other so many that it' hard to pick ;w;
What is your movie?
Big Hero 6~
What is an accessory you both wear all the time?
Our promise rings that she got for us~
How long have you been together?
Almost a year~
What are your favorite animals?
Cats, dogs, reptiles
What are your hobbies?
We draw, facebook, and do sexy things
That is our average day if there are no plans
Do you own any pets together?
A cat, bearded dragon and a tarantula :3
What's your favorite books?
Not really sure o.o
Favorite bands?
There are so many tho ;;
Are you in love?
We been to hell and back together, there's no way we are ever leaving each other's sides <3
Where was your first kiss?
In the living room of my old house. It was awkward, sudden, and magical~
How do you hold hands? Entwined fingers or non?
Who doesn't entwine fingers my god
Anything unique about your relationship?
We have already lived together and we are both under 20
Can you guys sing?
I would assume~
Dance?
We haven't to my recollection o.o but I have never had a slow dance and I can't wait for us to do it~<3Cancelling my YCH
General | Posted 10 years agoI am sorry to those who did bid, but there is no way I'm going to have the motivation to work on it this summer and it is not fair for me to take your money and have you wait forever for the piece.
I barely have the motivation to draw at all lately, and all I can draw is a little personal art here and there when I get a hare up my butt to turn my laptop on.
I apologize for this unprofessional behavior, but life just kinda sucks right now and even drawing doesn't really help :/
I barely have the motivation to draw at all lately, and all I can draw is a little personal art here and there when I get a hare up my butt to turn my laptop on.
I apologize for this unprofessional behavior, but life just kinda sucks right now and even drawing doesn't really help :/
Things on my mind
General | Posted 10 years ago1) I haven't forgotten the YCH and will be taking down the submissions about it down later today, the winners will be notified
2) debating on making an aquatic character. I love water and all the creatures in it and I'm actually kinda surprised I didn't make sunshine an aquatic to begin with.
I'm torn between a whale or a shark character, or if anyone has a particular favorite fish they want to suggest I'm open for those. What gender should it be? I kinda wanna make this one open to use sexually (not for the public use, but with with an OC my mate has made or if I come up with a partner for it). The species will decide what colors I pick. Gah such indecision ;-;
3) My mates mom kicked me out so I'm living with mom again until my mate can move with us to a new place when she's 18. I've been sleeping alone every night since Monday and after 5 months of sleeping beside her this sucks ass. The last thing I said last night was when I whispered her name before passing out. I can't wait til she moves in, and every time I see her is going to be a treasure ;; <3
2) debating on making an aquatic character. I love water and all the creatures in it and I'm actually kinda surprised I didn't make sunshine an aquatic to begin with.
I'm torn between a whale or a shark character, or if anyone has a particular favorite fish they want to suggest I'm open for those. What gender should it be? I kinda wanna make this one open to use sexually (not for the public use, but with with an OC my mate has made or if I come up with a partner for it). The species will decide what colors I pick. Gah such indecision ;-;
3) My mates mom kicked me out so I'm living with mom again until my mate can move with us to a new place when she's 18. I've been sleeping alone every night since Monday and after 5 months of sleeping beside her this sucks ass. The last thing I said last night was when I whispered her name before passing out. I can't wait til she moves in, and every time I see her is going to be a treasure ;; <3
Guacamole Character Meme~
General | Posted 10 years agoI figured I would do this meme of my favorite Mexican mole because very little is known about him~
RULES :
1. Pick a character you've created.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were that character.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
Character picked: Guacamole
1. What is your name?
Guacamole
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Because mi padres had a cruel sense of humor
3. Single or taken?
Viva la single and no plans on changing it. My heart belongs to my food.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
I can eat 12 tacos in under 2 minutes, soft or hard shelled
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Que?
6. What's your eye color?
I am not sure, I can't see very well and it has never occurred to me to ask anyone
7. How about hair color?
I am bald beneath my sombrero
But mi fur es green with pink, red, and lighter green speckles
8. Have you any family members?
We don't talk much, but mostly because I am so preoccupied eating or thinking about food. They are the same way, so it works out.
9. Oh? How about pets?
No
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Being hungry and food with pescado
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Eat, eat, and sometimes I do cultural things such as going to Latino festivals....and eating vendor food
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Not that I know of
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Dios mio no!
14. What kind of animal are you?
Star nosed mole
15. Name your worst habits.
Some may say I eat too much, but they can kiss mi guacamole culo
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
I look up to those who provide me with the best Mexican food
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Asexual
18. Do you go to school?
I did when I was a niño, but after high school I dedicated my life to food
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Can I marry tacos?
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I don't know, but those who draw me tend to have fun and really like me
21. What are you most afraid of?
Going somewhere and there not being any food
22. What do you usually wear?
A sombrero and sometimes I wear a wool poncho
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Mexican food is the only food I eat, but of mexican food the ones that most tempt me are guacamole and sopapias
24. Am I annoying you?
A little, I want to resume eating my chips and guacamole
25. Well, it's still not over!
Make it quick, por favor
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I've never paid attention
27. How many friends do you have?
My friends are those who give me food
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
It is okay, although I would much prefer sopapias
30. Favorite drink?
I have grown fond of Sangrita Blast Mtn Dew
31. What's your favorite place?
Anywhere with my food
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
My heart belongs to my food
33. That was a stupid question.
It kinda was, si
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Neither, I would prefer a pool of guacamole of nacho cheese
35. What's your type?
Mexican, Mexican food
36. Any fetishes?
No
37. Seme or uke?
Neither
38. Camping or indoors?
IndoorsBJ YCH Auction~
General | Posted 10 years agoHeyo everyone c:
I'm trying to get some monies for certain things and so I'm holding an auction on here http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16646445/
It will be the same quality as all my other porn lately, what you are seeing is a rough base sketch ^_^
I'm trying to get some monies for certain things and so I'm holding an auction on here http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16646445/
It will be the same quality as all my other porn lately, what you are seeing is a rough base sketch ^_^
Little Rant
General | Posted 10 years agoGod I've seen several people make journals about "oh nobody reads my journals you guys must hate me wah wah wah"
A lot of people probably read them and just don't comment. I read a lot of journals when the titles catch my eye, but I don't leave a comment sometimes because either 1) my thoughts are offensive and completely unnecessary or 2) I genuinely don't have a response. Like I've read all the journals about "booh hoo nobody reads my journals" and I don't comment because of reason 1. They all just sound SO whiny and literally are seeking attention. Your friends should give you that attention you're seeking, you don't need the opinions of strangers.
I'm sure the people who make these journals are nice people, but they need to think about how they might sound before posting. Like, I'm sure I might be coming off as an ass right now. But ya know, I titled this journal as a rant so I'm not exactly worried about that; rants are for getting irritating thoughts publicly off your chest and are typically unfiltered.
A lot of people probably read them and just don't comment. I read a lot of journals when the titles catch my eye, but I don't leave a comment sometimes because either 1) my thoughts are offensive and completely unnecessary or 2) I genuinely don't have a response. Like I've read all the journals about "booh hoo nobody reads my journals" and I don't comment because of reason 1. They all just sound SO whiny and literally are seeking attention. Your friends should give you that attention you're seeking, you don't need the opinions of strangers.
I'm sure the people who make these journals are nice people, but they need to think about how they might sound before posting. Like, I'm sure I might be coming off as an ass right now. But ya know, I titled this journal as a rant so I'm not exactly worried about that; rants are for getting irritating thoughts publicly off your chest and are typically unfiltered.
I want to express NSFW feelings
General | Posted 10 years agoAnd I figured since my last journal and how openly sexual I am on here that this is the best place to do it. At first I thought I would use my Twitter but then I was like "that's too open and not an after dark account so I don't wanna do it there". And of course my Facebook is simply out of the question. Soooooo that leaves FA lol
Okay
So
The whole reason for all this
I have recently discovered I have a serious master-pet fetish. Like oh my god. I don't think I've found any fetish related thing that gets me going like this does. My mate had a collar and I bought a leash at Walmart and we used them and holy fuck. I am her pet in the bedroom and oh my god does it get me going. Between the role play talking and the leash pulling hnnnng.
You can bet your furry asses that there's gonna be art about this
Okay
So
The whole reason for all this
I have recently discovered I have a serious master-pet fetish. Like oh my god. I don't think I've found any fetish related thing that gets me going like this does. My mate had a collar and I bought a leash at Walmart and we used them and holy fuck. I am her pet in the bedroom and oh my god does it get me going. Between the role play talking and the leash pulling hnnnng.
You can bet your furry asses that there's gonna be art about this
Sex meme~
General | Posted 10 years agoI saw
do this and it looked fun~
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
well my girlfriend is on my friends list so yes ;)
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I can generally go at any time. I've had breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight snacks
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left x3
4. Do you masturbate?
Not anymore, I'm with my girlfriend all the time so I see no need x3
5. How often? Lately?
Never if at all
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I wouldn't say for money but I've been talked into it when I didn't really want to before on camera ;///;
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Either are nice, it's been waaaay too long since I've had a bath
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes and it is the most convoluted, cramped sexual experiences of my life. Never been able to cum in a shower because I'm too focused on how cramped I am.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I go on tumblr under the porn tag rarely. But yeah I usually just have a lot of sex with my girlfriend.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Switches ftw~
Buuuut I have to Dom first because it gets me worked up, otherwise I take foreverrrr to cum
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My girlfriend is on my friends list so very much so. I want to spend my life with her <3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I wish I knew that many people in person lol
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love definitely. But I would like enough money to survive Pls Ty x.x
14. Your top one, two, three favorite kinds in bed?
I am not knowledgeable enough to answer this o.o
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not to my knowledge. I used to have whore-ish tendencies and welcomed any female attention. And make when I thought I was bi.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
id say fancy hotel shower but it was nice til the sex actually started x.x I've never really had sex outside of a bedroom/bathroom sadly
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
There was some foreplay in my car while I was driving once
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Fortunately no x.x
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nah, honestly I'm not all that interested but I'll go if my gf really wants to.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Never been old enough but I used to plan on it
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Never been to a bar
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
see above lol
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Many times with several beautiful ladies
But the most beautiful and amazing of them all is my love, my light, my Ookie, my fang <3
24. What's your sexuality?
As my friend calls me, lesbabby
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No but I'm totally game if the movie sucks
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does shower or foreplay outside of the ahower count?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no and I don't want to because I value my employment and love my job way too much
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup, a couple times and I plan on going back as much as I can afford to
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Our best things were bought from Pricilla McCalls
30. Do you own any sex toys?
we have a drawer for our sex toys
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
One rabbit, two strap ons, a ball gag, a crappy finger vibrator that is lost to oblivion, and I have a sexy little outfit in the drawer~
So 5-6 depending on how Ya count them
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
My girlfriend and maybe a couple other people of either sex if they haven't deleted them ;/////;
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Thank god no
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
It seems awkward
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I used to be in a ldr
I can text smut really well
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I am a lesbian, oral is kinda I'm important
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy, holding each other wile messing with each other's clits (pretty sure there isn't a name for that, it's just really nice), and of course oral in any form or fashion
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Oral is Kinda a biggy
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, I used to fantasize about it
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Kinda curious to see my mate do this hehe~
do this and it looked fun~1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
well my girlfriend is on my friends list so yes ;)
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I can generally go at any time. I've had breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight snacks
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left x3
4. Do you masturbate?
Not anymore, I'm with my girlfriend all the time so I see no need x3
5. How often? Lately?
Never if at all
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I wouldn't say for money but I've been talked into it when I didn't really want to before on camera ;///;
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Either are nice, it's been waaaay too long since I've had a bath
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes and it is the most convoluted, cramped sexual experiences of my life. Never been able to cum in a shower because I'm too focused on how cramped I am.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I go on tumblr under the porn tag rarely. But yeah I usually just have a lot of sex with my girlfriend.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Switches ftw~
Buuuut I have to Dom first because it gets me worked up, otherwise I take foreverrrr to cum
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My girlfriend is on my friends list so very much so. I want to spend my life with her <3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I wish I knew that many people in person lol
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love definitely. But I would like enough money to survive Pls Ty x.x
14. Your top one, two, three favorite kinds in bed?
I am not knowledgeable enough to answer this o.o
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not to my knowledge. I used to have whore-ish tendencies and welcomed any female attention. And make when I thought I was bi.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
id say fancy hotel shower but it was nice til the sex actually started x.x I've never really had sex outside of a bedroom/bathroom sadly
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
There was some foreplay in my car while I was driving once
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Fortunately no x.x
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nah, honestly I'm not all that interested but I'll go if my gf really wants to.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Never been old enough but I used to plan on it
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Never been to a bar
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
see above lol
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Many times with several beautiful ladies
But the most beautiful and amazing of them all is my love, my light, my Ookie, my fang <3
24. What's your sexuality?
As my friend calls me, lesbabby
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No but I'm totally game if the movie sucks
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does shower or foreplay outside of the ahower count?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no and I don't want to because I value my employment and love my job way too much
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup, a couple times and I plan on going back as much as I can afford to
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Our best things were bought from Pricilla McCalls
30. Do you own any sex toys?
we have a drawer for our sex toys
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
One rabbit, two strap ons, a ball gag, a crappy finger vibrator that is lost to oblivion, and I have a sexy little outfit in the drawer~
So 5-6 depending on how Ya count them
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
My girlfriend and maybe a couple other people of either sex if they haven't deleted them ;/////;
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Thank god no
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
It seems awkward
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I used to be in a ldr
I can text smut really well
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I am a lesbian, oral is kinda I'm important
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy, holding each other wile messing with each other's clits (pretty sure there isn't a name for that, it's just really nice), and of course oral in any form or fashion
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Oral is Kinda a biggy
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, I used to fantasize about it
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Kinda curious to see my mate do this hehe~
Lick (icons?) Commissions Open Cheap!!
General | Posted 10 years agoI will make the dimensions for commissions compatible for icons if you would like, but Ima do these for $2 :3
Example here~ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16388509/
Example here~ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16388509/
A VORE YCH
General | Posted 10 years agoOne of my children,
, is doing their first Vore ych :D
Got send him critique, love, or a bid :D <3 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/163...../#cid:95353489
, is doing their first Vore ych :D Got send him critique, love, or a bid :D <3 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/163...../#cid:95353489
Beta Profile Settings
General | Posted 10 years agoIt's like Deviantart and Weasyl had a lovechild holy crap
21 Watchers Away from 300, What Kind of a YCH do Ya Want?
General | Posted 11 years agoI've decided that once I hit 300 watchers, ima hold a ych raffle for cheap c:
It'll be one slot because multiple people buying the same YCH was a fiasco for me
Give me a theme/genre/whatever that yall would spend like $5 on a slot for ^_^
I'm game for anything that isn't rape, water sports/fecal, or pornographic babyfur. If something is suggested that I'm uncomfortable with I'll remove the comment and add it to my list (to prevent calling out/embarrassment).
It'll be simple, but I may experiment with coloring/shading or some tricks or stuff, so it'll have some flair c:
I'm not telling you that you must signal boost me, but if you do I will make it free. Only requirements for the raffle is that you gotta watch me :3
Updates on raffle will come once I hit 300 c:Learning Experience (◕‿◕✿)
General | Posted 11 years agoI'm never letting more than one person autobuy a multislot YCH again because I end up freaking myself out and taking too long ;w; This time was even worse because a shit ton of shit has happened in the last 2.5 months and that made me procrastinate more ;w;
Live and learn fuzzbutts
Live
And
Fuckin
Learn
(*◕‿◕*)
Live and learn fuzzbutts
Live
And
Fuckin
Learn
(*◕‿◕*)
My phone is being a dip doop
General | Posted 11 years agoI have WIPs for my 3 commissioners
But
My phone is only selecting the one I've already posted when I go through the submit screen
So yeah
Know that I'm not forgetting anyone <3
But
My phone is only selecting the one I've already posted when I go through the submit screen
So yeah
Know that I'm not forgetting anyone <3
DEAR MY MOST PATIENT COMMISSIONERS <3
General | Posted 11 years agoI am making each of you a free traditional badge in my free time as a compensation <3
Note me your addresses, I'll laminate and mail them out soon <3
I will put your FA name on the back of them as well as mine for credit/reference~<3
Note me your addresses, I'll laminate and mail them out soon <3
I will put your FA name on the back of them as well as mine for credit/reference~<3
I haven't done a meme in a while
General | Posted 11 years ago1. WHAT WAS YOUR:
Last beverage: Peach Tea~
Last phone call: an actually nice call with mum
Last text message: "let's immortalize us making out"
Last song you listened to: That song where everyone thought the girl said "boobies" when she actually said "groupies"
Last time you cried: Saturday
2. HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice: Yes
Been cheated on: Yes
Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes
Lost someone special: Yeah ;n;
Been depressed: Yup
Been drunk and threw up: Nope
3. LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Blue, Yellow, Red
4. LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend: A few c:
Laughed until you cried: I think o.o
Met someone who changed you: Yup and I'm dating her <3
Found out who your true friends are: Yup, and I have a lot <3
5. GENERAL:
How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: I honestly am not sure
6. FIRSTS:
First Surgery: ot a wart thing removed off of my face
First piercing: Ears, last year >.>
First best friend: I thgink her name was Rachil back when I was like 3
First sport you joined: Softball
First vacation: Somewhere in Texas
7. RIGHT NOW:
Eating: Nothing, waiting to go to dinner about 5:30
Drinking: Nothing
I’m about to: Continue watching computer TV
Waiting for: Food ;o;
8. YOUR FUTURE:
Want kids: Mehbeh
Get married: Most definitely <3
Career: At the moment I like th sound of Children's Book Illustrator
9. WHICH IS BETTER:
Lips or eyes: Eyes~
Hugs or kisses: Why do I have to choose....hugs are wonderful tho uwu
Shorter or taller: I really don't care
Older or younger: I don't care to an extent
Nice stomach or nice arms: I love my Fang's tumum c:
Sensitive or loud: I...don't know?
Hook-up or relationship: Relationships.
Trouble-maker or hesitant: Hesitant, I don't want trouble
10. HAVE YOU EVER:
Kissed a stranger: She was essentially a stranger when we hooked up...but I ended up dating her
Drank hard liquor: Nope
Lost glasses/ contacts: I don't have them anymore
Sex on first date: ...I've done that but I honestly don't care. Doesn't really matter anymore lol
Arrested: Nope
Turned someone down: yes and I hate doing it
Cried when someone died: My cat..no, child, was the worst
Fallen for a friend: Yupyupyup
11. DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself: I just tell myself that I kinda have to to get by lol
Miracles: Sometimes I do
Love at first sight: Yeah, but I don't think it is the only way
Heaven: I believe in some kind of afterlife
Santa Claus: Sorry bruhs
Angels: Positive spirits sure c:
Last beverage: Peach Tea~
Last phone call: an actually nice call with mum
Last text message: "let's immortalize us making out"
Last song you listened to: That song where everyone thought the girl said "boobies" when she actually said "groupies"
Last time you cried: Saturday
2. HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice: Yes
Been cheated on: Yes
Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes
Lost someone special: Yeah ;n;
Been depressed: Yup
Been drunk and threw up: Nope
3. LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Blue, Yellow, Red
4. LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend: A few c:
Laughed until you cried: I think o.o
Met someone who changed you: Yup and I'm dating her <3
Found out who your true friends are: Yup, and I have a lot <3
5. GENERAL:
How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: I honestly am not sure
6. FIRSTS:
First Surgery: ot a wart thing removed off of my face
First piercing: Ears, last year >.>
First best friend: I thgink her name was Rachil back when I was like 3
First sport you joined: Softball
First vacation: Somewhere in Texas
7. RIGHT NOW:
Eating: Nothing, waiting to go to dinner about 5:30
Drinking: Nothing
I’m about to: Continue watching computer TV
Waiting for: Food ;o;
8. YOUR FUTURE:
Want kids: Mehbeh
Get married: Most definitely <3
Career: At the moment I like th sound of Children's Book Illustrator
9. WHICH IS BETTER:
Lips or eyes: Eyes~
Hugs or kisses: Why do I have to choose....hugs are wonderful tho uwu
Shorter or taller: I really don't care
Older or younger: I don't care to an extent
Nice stomach or nice arms: I love my Fang's tumum c:
Sensitive or loud: I...don't know?
Hook-up or relationship: Relationships.
Trouble-maker or hesitant: Hesitant, I don't want trouble
10. HAVE YOU EVER:
Kissed a stranger: She was essentially a stranger when we hooked up...but I ended up dating her
Drank hard liquor: Nope
Lost glasses/ contacts: I don't have them anymore
Sex on first date: ...I've done that but I honestly don't care. Doesn't really matter anymore lol
Arrested: Nope
Turned someone down: yes and I hate doing it
Cried when someone died: My cat..no, child, was the worst
Fallen for a friend: Yupyupyup
11. DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself: I just tell myself that I kinda have to to get by lol
Miracles: Sometimes I do
Love at first sight: Yeah, but I don't think it is the only way
Heaven: I believe in some kind of afterlife
Santa Claus: Sorry bruhs
Angels: Positive spirits sure c:
Mini Life Update Thing
General | Posted 11 years agoSo, to start with, for those of you who don't know I ran away from a controlling, manipulative, emotionally abusive mother a month ago. As a whole I've been a lot happier and have enjoyed my life with my mate. It has brought my mate and I closer emotionally, and in this last month as we experience emotional ups and downs, I've only felt our bond grow stronger and my certainty about our future only continues to grow.
On the flip side, the relationship with my family is appearing to deteriorate despite my efforts to maintain it. I put up with mother yelling at me what seems to be every other time we interact, and that grew to the point where I'm too paranoid to contact my own grandparents. I do everything I can to keep peace, but still the control, emotional manipulation, and yelling continues.
This past weekend was by far one of the worst. I was invited to mother's so I could pick up a Valentine's gift, and I left with her comparing me to my awful lying father with a "go back to your new family, James. You know the way out." I spent Saturday night crying in my mates arms because it had all become too much. Then yesterday my grandfather told me that if I don't keep my gas at under $50 a month, I could lose my car (which I honestly understand but there were other things that made it hurt). I was emotionally spent for the day and spent it relaxing with my mate, until mother texted me around 6:30ish asking about the call with my grandfather. Then we texted/faught for the next 3 hours and by the end of it I was so emotionally drained I just wanted to rest and put the phone away. But I couldn't do that because as soon as I tried aster saying goodnight she called me to scream at me. When she finally hung up, she told me to get her boyfriends daughter to get her bf to answer her. Minutes after I got a text saying he broke up with her, followed by s call to her crying and sobbing so much I could barely understand her. I can't help but blame myself a little for causing their over a year long relationship to end, and I'm going to try to fix it any way I can.
I did some work on my commissions...I just don't post WIPs unless I can post all of them ;; Listen to My Rambling on twitter
General | Posted 11 years agoApologies~
General | Posted 11 years agoApologies for going poof
I on crunching tonight after dinner and doing as much as I can tonight as far as owed art goes
Thank you for your patiennce lovelies ;w; <3 <3
I on crunching tonight after dinner and doing as much as I can tonight as far as owed art goes
Thank you for your patiennce lovelies ;w; <3 <3
FINALLY COMMISSION WORK
General | Posted 11 years agoI AM FINALLY GONNA DO THINGS *Cries from happies*
Help A Fur Friend??
General | Posted 11 years agomeep my friend is in a pinch, read for info http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6398038/
Getting Closer
General | Posted 11 years agoIt is 6 more days before I move in with my mate.
My emotions are literally everywhere 99.99% of the time. I never knew it was possible to feel excited, angry, upset, sad, happy, unsettled, and relieved all at once.
Lately my emotions just turn me into a lost mess, and I sit and do personal art because I don't know how long I can sit and focus on a task at hand.
Nobody around me knows what's going on in me, in my head, much less about the coming event next Tuesday when their whole worlds will change forever.
The stress, the pressure, even the guilt would kill me were it not for my mate. I love her more than I can describe, and she's all I've been really holding onto as my life slips toward madness.
My emotions are literally everywhere 99.99% of the time. I never knew it was possible to feel excited, angry, upset, sad, happy, unsettled, and relieved all at once.
Lately my emotions just turn me into a lost mess, and I sit and do personal art because I don't know how long I can sit and focus on a task at hand.
Nobody around me knows what's going on in me, in my head, much less about the coming event next Tuesday when their whole worlds will change forever.
The stress, the pressure, even the guilt would kill me were it not for my mate. I love her more than I can describe, and she's all I've been really holding onto as my life slips toward madness.
Christmas Wish
General | Posted 11 years agoIt can't wear a ribbon.
It can't wear a tag.
It doesn't come in a package, a box or a bag.
I don't want a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need.
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace.
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day.
I won't even wish for snow.
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick.
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click.
All I want for Christmas is a love everlasting.
A love that shines to all my dark shadows.
A love that reflects my own,
A love that only one person has yet to show.
You see, I already have my Christmas wish.
I have a love like nothing else.
I have my loving Fang,
The one my heart will always cherish.
Happy holidays everyone, I also wish you all happiness during this holiday season and for the rest of your days <3
It can't wear a tag.
It doesn't come in a package, a box or a bag.
I don't want a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need.
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace.
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day.
I won't even wish for snow.
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick.
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click.
All I want for Christmas is a love everlasting.
A love that shines to all my dark shadows.
A love that reflects my own,
A love that only one person has yet to show.
You see, I already have my Christmas wish.
I have a love like nothing else.
I have my loving Fang,
The one my heart will always cherish.
Happy holidays everyone, I also wish you all happiness during this holiday season and for the rest of your days <3
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