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Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2217306/ <== journal with rules
http://www.etsy.com/shop/TattooedxH.....rt?ref=pr_shop <== awesome shop, I like the mouse and the mushroom one :P
Awesome raffle by an awesome person <3
http://www.etsy.com/shop/TattooedxH.....rt?ref=pr_shop <== awesome shop, I like the mouse and the mushroom one :P
Awesome raffle by an awesome person <3
Typhoon Lagoon comic release contest: Win a free $30 picture
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2214642/
All the details and such are inside, easy rules and sweet prize :p
All the details and such are inside, easy rules and sweet prize :p
free art raffle!
Posted 14 years agoBuy art and support Japan <3
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2161528/
Worthy cause and you get art. Please do this~
I put forth 10$, everyone should put something up, minimum of 3$.
Worthy cause and you get art. Please do this~
I put forth 10$, everyone should put something up, minimum of 3$.
Sexy fun tiem meme
Posted 14 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime although I prefer the night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
It's my bed. I CHOOSE BOTH!
4. Do you masturbate?
I have a dick and a hand, do the math.
5. How often? Lately?
When I write, I usually do if it's smut. Usually at night before I lay down.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, might if someone asked me to ;p
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers for the conveince however, I do enjoy bathes with scented bubbles.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Grinding and foreplay only. Too cramped and hot for my tastes.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I prefer stories but it's hard to find a really good one that pertains to my interests so xtube and e621 it is.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both, I'm a switcheroo (sounds like a bad super villian 'roo character)
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Most of them, either as friends, close friends or my BOIFRAN
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Somewhat, I clear people out if they don't talk so.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, because I can sell that for money XD
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, teasing and sensual touching(feeling up or licking)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, caused a few arguments but they were short-lived and nothing to worry about atm.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex
My bed, rose petals, I'M THAT FUCKING GOOD.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the back of a jeep cherokee, in an empty park.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
A couple times XD
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I have bitches, they come to ME
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
nada
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nada tambien
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
nada a fucking third time
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yeppers
24. What's your sexuality?
Cockslut supreme
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes, foreplay mostly, but still
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Ew, no.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Naw, retail is not the place for that. It seems weird XD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Everyplace is an adult store when I walk in, but yes to your question.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Lube, mostly.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I have needs, so duh
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A blue 7inch g-spot finder and a zeta ruff jr.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yeah, I don't care who sees it really.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Almost did once, felt bad afterward.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yeah, back in my teen years.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
*I cross my legs to cover myself up before leaning in and winking.* What to you think?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Of course, face fucking ftw.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I love it when people lay down on their stomach and let me have way with their tush~
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Frotting, without a doubt.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
A number of times yes, a bit of regret with some of them but I will say that i did have fun.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No one because I've got more balls than y'allz
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime although I prefer the night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
It's my bed. I CHOOSE BOTH!
4. Do you masturbate?
I have a dick and a hand, do the math.
5. How often? Lately?
When I write, I usually do if it's smut. Usually at night before I lay down.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, might if someone asked me to ;p
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers for the conveince however, I do enjoy bathes with scented bubbles.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Grinding and foreplay only. Too cramped and hot for my tastes.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I prefer stories but it's hard to find a really good one that pertains to my interests so xtube and e621 it is.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both, I'm a switcheroo (sounds like a bad super villian 'roo character)
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Most of them, either as friends, close friends or my BOIFRAN
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Somewhat, I clear people out if they don't talk so.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, because I can sell that for money XD
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, teasing and sensual touching(feeling up or licking)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, caused a few arguments but they were short-lived and nothing to worry about atm.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex
My bed, rose petals, I'M THAT FUCKING GOOD.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the back of a jeep cherokee, in an empty park.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
A couple times XD
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I have bitches, they come to ME
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
nada
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nada tambien
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
nada a fucking third time
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yeppers
24. What's your sexuality?
Cockslut supreme
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes, foreplay mostly, but still
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Ew, no.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Naw, retail is not the place for that. It seems weird XD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Everyplace is an adult store when I walk in, but yes to your question.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Lube, mostly.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I have needs, so duh
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A blue 7inch g-spot finder and a zeta ruff jr.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yeah, I don't care who sees it really.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Almost did once, felt bad afterward.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yeah, back in my teen years.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
*I cross my legs to cover myself up before leaning in and winking.* What to you think?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Of course, face fucking ftw.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I love it when people lay down on their stomach and let me have way with their tush~
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Frotting, without a doubt.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
A number of times yes, a bit of regret with some of them but I will say that i did have fun.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No one because I've got more balls than y'allz
You know what gets old and annoying?
Posted 14 years agoSeeing either the same commissioner or character in like 1 in every 5 pictures posted or someone getting a commission they totally don't need/deserve.
ATTN: update on me
Posted 14 years ago High possibility of getting another job since: I couldn't go to school this semester due to incompetence from both my family and the school (<--- mostly these assholes) and my regular first time job doesn't want to give me hours. =/
My parents would thinking continuously barking like their retarded Yorkshire terrier that a second job or two full-time jobs would benefit me greatly. The way I see it is that they wanna make more bank of me. They enjoy pissing on me without the decency to call it rain.
If you enjoy talking to me at all or just wanna stay updated, please text me. I prefer this method for it's convenience since I won't be on messengers, and won't be for the most part until our internet situation has been rectified.
413-505-9441 if your number is not already on my phone, please tell me who you are in the text. I don't like to play the guessing game, it irks me like you wouldn't believe.
My parents would thinking continuously barking like their retarded Yorkshire terrier that a second job or two full-time jobs would benefit me greatly. The way I see it is that they wanna make more bank of me. They enjoy pissing on me without the decency to call it rain.
If you enjoy talking to me at all or just wanna stay updated, please text me. I prefer this method for it's convenience since I won't be on messengers, and won't be for the most part until our internet situation has been rectified.
413-505-9441 if your number is not already on my phone, please tell me who you are in the text. I don't like to play the guessing game, it irks me like you wouldn't believe.
Nazi Zombies
Posted 15 years agoI fucking love Treyarch, IW has nothing on them.
PS, I KEEP HEARING THESE FUCKING NUMBERS!
PS, I KEEP HEARING THESE FUCKING NUMBERS!
Free badge from Touchmybadger?!
Posted 15 years agoBREAKING NEWS (relative to me)
Posted 15 years agoI'm an otter who likes:
plaid
snuggles/cuddles/nuzzles/huggles/kissing/fondling/"playing"
plushies
shooters and action games(video games)
Guitars and Guitar Hero
Trying new things
Writing
Walking (with or without someone, wish i had a dog)
Shopping (all kinds lol)
Massages (giving and receiving)
Art (critiquing, watching others draw, etc)
Psychology
German and Italian (languages, however I love new cultures and exploring them)
Being nekkid(or in my undies) <3
swimming/beach
hiking
Spicy and feeshy foods
History
Sightseeing
Fav animals = Roos, otters, dingos, foxes and deer *drools.*
Soda <3<3<3
My mate
flit
My brah
dustyfoxy
my best furry friend
emilanarchy
and a bunch of other stuffs
You can all now return to your regularly scheduled boredom, work, sleep, eating or whatever you were doing.
PS I love getting people things for Christmas.
*poses all cute and rolls around*
plaid
snuggles/cuddles/nuzzles/huggles/kissing/fondling/"playing"
plushies
shooters and action games(video games)
Guitars and Guitar Hero
Trying new things
Writing
Walking (with or without someone, wish i had a dog)
Shopping (all kinds lol)
Massages (giving and receiving)
Art (critiquing, watching others draw, etc)
Psychology
German and Italian (languages, however I love new cultures and exploring them)
Being nekkid(or in my undies) <3
swimming/beach
hiking
Spicy and feeshy foods
History
Sightseeing
Fav animals = Roos, otters, dingos, foxes and deer *drools.*
Soda <3<3<3
My mate
flitMy brah
dustyfoxymy best furry friend
emilanarchyand a bunch of other stuffs
You can all now return to your regularly scheduled boredom, work, sleep, eating or whatever you were doing.
PS I love getting people things for Christmas.
*poses all cute and rolls around*
All the right lies with all the wrong faces (rant)
Posted 15 years ago-Don't make promises you can't keep, especially if you keep making the same ones.
-Don't talk to me like I was your best friend at one point and forget who I am or my existence just because "you're busy". Nothing's changed.
-You are just like your father, no matter how much it disgusts you or how much you deny it.
-I know it sucks to be alone, but don't date someone just because you don't want to be alone.
-Don't use me and expect me not to notice. Also, don't pretend like you didn't.
-Sometimes I feel like curling up, and either dying to see who cares or changing myself to prove that I have to keep you interested just to talk to me.
-I don't like to argue because every-time I have a different opinion, everyone assumes I'm just being an asshole.
More to come most likely X.X
-Don't talk to me like I was your best friend at one point and forget who I am or my existence just because "you're busy". Nothing's changed.
-You are just like your father, no matter how much it disgusts you or how much you deny it.
-I know it sucks to be alone, but don't date someone just because you don't want to be alone.
-Don't use me and expect me not to notice. Also, don't pretend like you didn't.
-Sometimes I feel like curling up, and either dying to see who cares or changing myself to prove that I have to keep you interested just to talk to me.
-I don't like to argue because every-time I have a different opinion, everyone assumes I'm just being an asshole.
More to come most likely X.X
Irony and UPDATE
Posted 15 years agoYou two spend all your time hating and missing people in your swamp of "agony", blaming the world because "it's shitting on you". You take no control or responsibility of your life and actions and instead forcing that burden on others. Your biggest mistakes, the ones that "haunt" you, only hurt because you continue to let them. I'm sorry but you guys need to either grow up and join the rest of us or you can shut your mouthes before I shut them for you.
I'm sorry to all of you who read this and are confused. I am furious at two people in my life who make a point to make drama to fuel their existence.
Anywho, I have a new laptop that runs fairly well now given my new job and savings. I will hopefully get a financial aid check in the mail soon if all the damn paperwork would just get cleared already.
My mate, Flit , has his bday next week as well as our nine month anniversary(it's fun to keep track of this so shut your damn mouthes). Hopefully, his back and hip problems get resolved by his doctor's appointment as well as his car issue that should be easy as pie.
In other news, I miss my friends and need to chill with them.
Go say hi and give <3's to dustyfoxy and emilanarchy as they help me get through my day.
I'm sorry to all of you who read this and are confused. I am furious at two people in my life who make a point to make drama to fuel their existence.
Anywho, I have a new laptop that runs fairly well now given my new job and savings. I will hopefully get a financial aid check in the mail soon if all the damn paperwork would just get cleared already.
My mate,
Flit , has his bday next week as well as our nine month anniversary(it's fun to keep track of this so shut your damn mouthes). Hopefully, his back and hip problems get resolved by his doctor's appointment as well as his car issue that should be easy as pie.In other news, I miss my friends and need to chill with them.
Go say hi and give <3's to
dustyfoxy and emilanarchy as they help me get through my day.Free tablet
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1766032/
I wanna win this for my mate cuz I'm too poor to buy one. <3
Wish me luck!
I wanna win this for my mate cuz I'm too poor to buy one. <3
Wish me luck!
A worthy cause and all you have to do...
Posted 15 years agoClean up.
Posted 15 years agoI removed some images from my gallery. Some of them were pictures of myself and they were taken down for personal reasons. I also removed a couple commissions featuring someone, not naming anybody, but this person is now out of my life and I don't need any dirty reminders of this person.
FREEEEEEE ART!
Posted 15 years ago
pennyinnHelp an otter!
Posted 15 years agoFetish meme LAWL
Posted 15 years agoAnal on Males
Does a zebra have stripes?
Anal on Females
Please, no... not in her pooper...
Breasts
EW, excessive mammary glands
Breast Expansion
BALLOONS = NO
Weight Gain
Hell to the no
Bondage
Oh yes, a leash, a collar, some cuffs. MURR and PURR
Clothing
I wear it yes, during sex, not so much
Leather
I like the smell and feel of it a bit :3
Stockings
FUCKING LOVE 'EM
Shoe/Boots
Maybe with a uniform.
Suit and Tie
Cosplay <3
Muscle, Male
Fit, but not like 20 pack or gas tank biceps.
Muscle, Female
Physically impossible lol
Herm
It's a double edged sword and I'm staying clear of that shit.
Cub/Shota
Nope
Baby/Diaper
O.0 no
Transformation
interesting. Kuma does great work of this.
Macro/Micro
I don't wanna be a penny or a skyscraper.
Impregnation
Internal on males. Females is weird.
Pregnancy
What do you think? Given that vaginas are just bear-traps, fuck no
Lactation
EW!
Anal Vore
My butt is not a mouth...
Soul Vore
YOU CAN DO THAT?!
Cock Vore
Good for a nice chuckle or nightmare.
Standard Soft Vore
Rolling around on a giant tongue seems cool and hawt :3
Standard Hard Vore
I don't want to die. Or be eatededed.
Paw/Foot
FUCK YEAH! <33333333333333333
Incest
Same species yes, but iunno, if it's portrayed right then yeah
Clonecest
Who wouldn't fuck themselves, you would be your own sexual equal?
Yuri (F/F)
I thought this said you're it really fast... I was lied to. So no.
Yaoi (M/M)
Nuuu
Hetero (M/F)
The guy can stay, she can get the fuck out.
Androgony
Murrypurry
Girly Boys
I has one <3 wuv u
Butch Girls
Not really since that all think they can wear plaid or flannel.
Mind Control
Sense of control so it's kinda like domination?
Rape
There is no rape in this fandom.
Uniform
Military, police and COMMANDER SHEPARD!
Orgy
Fuck yeah, with my besties, brah and mate oh yes!
Subbing/Domming
I love doing both.
Biting
I bite but not like yougunnadie bite.
Solo Masturbation; Male
I'm a guy I fap all the time ;3
Solo Masturbation; Female
I hear they bleed from the same place...
Scat
Beeda badda booda beeta? (no)
Inflation
Balloons does not equal boners
Fat/Pudge
I like a bit of a belly but that's it. Once the dick starts to hide it's a nono.
Tech
TRON SUITS YES :3
Watersports
I love playing in the pool. Wait what does this mean?...(is explained) YOU ARE SICK FUCKING PEOPLE!
Glasses
Shush, please be quiet while I pound your ass in the library. Also, you have some late fees.
Tentacles
DUH
Oviposition
… -.- no.
Masochism
nope
Sadism
Double no
Partial Nudity
With the right pose, but everyone looks better nekkid.
Gore
Violent video games are good, violent sex is not.
*Sex during menstration
That is the scariest thought I have ever had in my fucking life.
Snuff
Who misspelled sniff?
Hyper
I am told I'm pretty hyper. Big dicks are pretty good, but once it can kill me hell no.
Zoophilia
blushes.
Electricity
I use it to start my computer and house, not my erection.
She-males
She bangs she bangs. Not in this case xD
Cross-dressing
I love fembois, since I have one XD
Oral
Blow-jobs are FUCKING AWESOME (and yes you are loud hun)
Asphyxiation
I love air, did I ever tell you that?
Wet-look
sweat and shower/pool scenes murr
Mud/Quicksand etc
No, just no.
Sinking
We are sinking! What's worse is that I have a boner! (no this is a joke fetish right? Is pudding next)
Spooge
110% babe <3
Tickling
Stop tickling you are going to make me pee.... OR CUM! (seriously)
Vomit
throws up. no.
Body hair
chest hair, that's it.
Older men/women
I have an age range, it's ten years from my age. Otherwise nono.
Skinny figure
Yeah (yes hun you are skinny, we both are)
Needles/pricking
Is it bad I laugh and make fun of so many fetishes? No, to both the question and the fetish.
Voyeurism/ Exhibitionism
I love to walk around naked and not care who watching me do stuff. Plus if the spy is hawt oh baby.
If anyone gets offended, don't feel special.
Does a zebra have stripes?
Anal on Females
Please, no... not in her pooper...
Breasts
EW, excessive mammary glands
Breast Expansion
BALLOONS = NO
Weight Gain
Hell to the no
Bondage
Oh yes, a leash, a collar, some cuffs. MURR and PURR
Clothing
I wear it yes, during sex, not so much
Leather
I like the smell and feel of it a bit :3
Stockings
FUCKING LOVE 'EM
Shoe/Boots
Maybe with a uniform.
Suit and Tie
Cosplay <3
Muscle, Male
Fit, but not like 20 pack or gas tank biceps.
Muscle, Female
Physically impossible lol
Herm
It's a double edged sword and I'm staying clear of that shit.
Cub/Shota
Nope
Baby/Diaper
O.0 no
Transformation
interesting. Kuma does great work of this.
Macro/Micro
I don't wanna be a penny or a skyscraper.
Impregnation
Internal on males. Females is weird.
Pregnancy
What do you think? Given that vaginas are just bear-traps, fuck no
Lactation
EW!
Anal Vore
My butt is not a mouth...
Soul Vore
YOU CAN DO THAT?!
Cock Vore
Good for a nice chuckle or nightmare.
Standard Soft Vore
Rolling around on a giant tongue seems cool and hawt :3
Standard Hard Vore
I don't want to die. Or be eatededed.
Paw/Foot
FUCK YEAH! <33333333333333333
Incest
Same species yes, but iunno, if it's portrayed right then yeah
Clonecest
Who wouldn't fuck themselves, you would be your own sexual equal?
Yuri (F/F)
I thought this said you're it really fast... I was lied to. So no.
Yaoi (M/M)
Nuuu
Hetero (M/F)
The guy can stay, she can get the fuck out.
Androgony
Murrypurry
Girly Boys
I has one <3 wuv u
Butch Girls
Not really since that all think they can wear plaid or flannel.
Mind Control
Sense of control so it's kinda like domination?
Rape
There is no rape in this fandom.
Uniform
Military, police and COMMANDER SHEPARD!
Orgy
Fuck yeah, with my besties, brah and mate oh yes!
Subbing/Domming
I love doing both.
Biting
I bite but not like yougunnadie bite.
Solo Masturbation; Male
I'm a guy I fap all the time ;3
Solo Masturbation; Female
I hear they bleed from the same place...
Scat
Beeda badda booda beeta? (no)
Inflation
Balloons does not equal boners
Fat/Pudge
I like a bit of a belly but that's it. Once the dick starts to hide it's a nono.
Tech
TRON SUITS YES :3
Watersports
I love playing in the pool. Wait what does this mean?...(is explained) YOU ARE SICK FUCKING PEOPLE!
Glasses
Shush, please be quiet while I pound your ass in the library. Also, you have some late fees.
Tentacles
DUH
Oviposition
… -.- no.
Masochism
nope
Sadism
Double no
Partial Nudity
With the right pose, but everyone looks better nekkid.
Gore
Violent video games are good, violent sex is not.
*Sex during menstration
That is the scariest thought I have ever had in my fucking life.
Snuff
Who misspelled sniff?
Hyper
I am told I'm pretty hyper. Big dicks are pretty good, but once it can kill me hell no.
Zoophilia
blushes.
Electricity
I use it to start my computer and house, not my erection.
She-males
She bangs she bangs. Not in this case xD
Cross-dressing
I love fembois, since I have one XD
Oral
Blow-jobs are FUCKING AWESOME (and yes you are loud hun)
Asphyxiation
I love air, did I ever tell you that?
Wet-look
sweat and shower/pool scenes murr
Mud/Quicksand etc
No, just no.
Sinking
We are sinking! What's worse is that I have a boner! (no this is a joke fetish right? Is pudding next)
Spooge
110% babe <3
Tickling
Stop tickling you are going to make me pee.... OR CUM! (seriously)
Vomit
throws up. no.
Body hair
chest hair, that's it.
Older men/women
I have an age range, it's ten years from my age. Otherwise nono.
Skinny figure
Yeah (yes hun you are skinny, we both are)
Needles/pricking
Is it bad I laugh and make fun of so many fetishes? No, to both the question and the fetish.
Voyeurism/ Exhibitionism
I love to walk around naked and not care who watching me do stuff. Plus if the spy is hawt oh baby.
If anyone gets offended, don't feel special.
I gots a computer!
Posted 15 years agoI'm back! Sorta.
I still have work and prefer to be text or called but at least now you can im me, people of the internet.
.... lol, who am I talking to?
I still have work and prefer to be text or called but at least now you can im me, people of the internet.
.... lol, who am I talking to?
How furry are you meme?
Posted 15 years agoFurry?
[x] you meow/bark to get attention (I go “rawroo”)
[x] you find pets toys amusing (I enjoy throwing them and watching people chase them )
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food (followed by a smack on the paw.)
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you (usually accompanied by a face.)
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat (FEESH <3)
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car (can’t breath, also not a dog)
[x] you like when people pet your head (Depends on who it is)
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (the surprise should stop most people)
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with (gluing them to stuff and using them with hairstyles is fun :3)
Total: 10
[] you sleep a lot during daytime (I’m tired a lot though)
[x] you enjoy scaring birds (runs into a crowd of pigeons)
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (only the fox’s face)
[x] you bite people if they annoy you ( did this once, if I did this to Corey, I wouldn’t be typing and drinking through a straw.)
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours (I’m a growing boymanthing)
[] milk or water is your favorite drink (fruit juice, and it’s better for you!)
Total: 14
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (I have a hat with ears, close enough)
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park (long walks period lol)
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want (I just walk up to it and paw at it or throw money at people until it is MINE)
Total: 18
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about (a question mark also floats above my head)
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 23
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep (close to the ac or window, on the side closer to the tv too)
[x] you meow or bark very often (Rawroo bitches)
[] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house (I do, it’s my house, who let you in?!)
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand (lightning bugs bitches)
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (pens and pencils)
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat (if by treat you mean money or sex jk lol)
Total: 29
[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals (digimon, close enough)
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals (wolves bitches)
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (blood tastes very well shush)
[x] you look for edible stuff often (Im hungry scratches belly)
Total: 35
[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time (pacing too)
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet (My parents refer to me as an otter, beat that)
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like someone (grammar on this one weirds me out)
[] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water (I also use being wet as an excuse to run around naked)
Final Total: 41
Now, take your score and multiply it by two to get your final score
82% = yay?
[x] you meow/bark to get attention (I go “rawroo”)
[x] you find pets toys amusing (I enjoy throwing them and watching people chase them )
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food (followed by a smack on the paw.)
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you (usually accompanied by a face.)
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat (FEESH <3)
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car (can’t breath, also not a dog)
[x] you like when people pet your head (Depends on who it is)
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (the surprise should stop most people)
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with (gluing them to stuff and using them with hairstyles is fun :3)
Total: 10
[] you sleep a lot during daytime (I’m tired a lot though)
[x] you enjoy scaring birds (runs into a crowd of pigeons)
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (only the fox’s face)
[x] you bite people if they annoy you ( did this once, if I did this to Corey, I wouldn’t be typing and drinking through a straw.)
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours (I’m a growing boymanthing)
[] milk or water is your favorite drink (fruit juice, and it’s better for you!)
Total: 14
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (I have a hat with ears, close enough)
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park (long walks period lol)
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want (I just walk up to it and paw at it or throw money at people until it is MINE)
Total: 18
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about (a question mark also floats above my head)
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 23
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep (close to the ac or window, on the side closer to the tv too)
[x] you meow or bark very often (Rawroo bitches)
[] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house (I do, it’s my house, who let you in?!)
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand (lightning bugs bitches)
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (pens and pencils)
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat (if by treat you mean money or sex jk lol)
Total: 29
[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals (digimon, close enough)
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals (wolves bitches)
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (blood tastes very well shush)
[x] you look for edible stuff often (Im hungry scratches belly)
Total: 35
[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time (pacing too)
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet (My parents refer to me as an otter, beat that)
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like someone (grammar on this one weirds me out)
[] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water (I also use being wet as an excuse to run around naked)
Final Total: 41
Now, take your score and multiply it by two to get your final score
82% = yay?
HEY, Icons here!
Posted 15 years agoMy mate, Yazoo flit is doing these adorable icons. They may be the newest trend! Get them while they are hot, new and happening.
example 1: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4215801
example 2: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4217563
ps I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3
flit is doing these adorable icons. They may be the newest trend! Get them while they are hot, new and happening.example 1: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4215801
example 2: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4217563
ps I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3 I love you yazoo <3
Confession meme
Posted 15 years agoI saw 
aslanprinty do this meme and I wanted to try it for kicks.
Ten Things I Wish I Could Say To People
1. You need to stop dating him, you will only fall down again & again.
2. You don’t have much time to solve your problem and he isn’t the answer.
3. I don’t think you understand how much you are still one of my best friends.
4. You can only play the victim card so many times, you child.
5. I ache when you aren’t here, miss you when you cross my mind and feel complete when you are next to me.
6. You pretend to be mature when you are the image of immature.
7. You shouldn’t feel the way you do, I’ll always be there for you, brah.
8. I know more than you think, but it doesn’t change a single thing, why would it?
9. You whisper lies in my ear just to get what you want, and what you want isn’t even me.
10. You are the epitome of all what I hate most in people, what’s worse is that you are part of my family.
Nine Things About Myself
1. I hate the way I look.
2. I’m random with my moods.
3. I’m open minded.
4. I love otters, kangaroos, dingoes and my foxy butt <3333333333333333333
5. My favorite band is Muse. <33333333
6. I spoil my friends.
7. I can be extremely lazy.
8. I can also be a tease or playful ;3
9. I <3 Guitar hero/music based games.
Eight Ways to Win My Heart
1. Surprise me.
2. The little things (hugs, kisses, mushy stuff like that)
3. Say more than just I’m sorry or I love you, tell me why exactly or what exactly you love about me.
4. Get my random references.
5. Tell me when I’m wrong or heading down the wrong path.
6. Know my spots(on my body).
7. Be honest around me, lies only lead to trouble.
8. Keep true to your word.
Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot
1. Money
2. The Future
3. Friends/ Family
4. My job
5. Education
6. The Past
7. Random ideas for stories or commissions
Six Things I Do Before I Fall Asleep
1. Get a drink
2. Use the restroom
3. Strip down to either nothing or underwear
4. Turn on (or off sometimes) my Air Conditioner
5. Play with myself (on occasion)
6. Snuggle a pillow
Five Places I Want To Visit
1. Alaska
2. Australia
3. Rome
4. London
5. Tokyo
Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now
1. Paul Frank boxer briefs (lightning god)
2. South park T-shirt
3. Jeans with drawings on them(paws and furry stuff)
4. A band-aid.
Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Perform for a live audience
2. Change the world
One Confession
I usually feel lonely when I’m at home.
aslanprinty do this meme and I wanted to try it for kicks.Ten Things I Wish I Could Say To People
1. You need to stop dating him, you will only fall down again & again.
2. You don’t have much time to solve your problem and he isn’t the answer.
3. I don’t think you understand how much you are still one of my best friends.
4. You can only play the victim card so many times, you child.
5. I ache when you aren’t here, miss you when you cross my mind and feel complete when you are next to me.
6. You pretend to be mature when you are the image of immature.
7. You shouldn’t feel the way you do, I’ll always be there for you, brah.
8. I know more than you think, but it doesn’t change a single thing, why would it?
9. You whisper lies in my ear just to get what you want, and what you want isn’t even me.
10. You are the epitome of all what I hate most in people, what’s worse is that you are part of my family.
Nine Things About Myself
1. I hate the way I look.
2. I’m random with my moods.
3. I’m open minded.
4. I love otters, kangaroos, dingoes and my foxy butt <3333333333333333333
5. My favorite band is Muse. <33333333
6. I spoil my friends.
7. I can be extremely lazy.
8. I can also be a tease or playful ;3
9. I <3 Guitar hero/music based games.
Eight Ways to Win My Heart
1. Surprise me.
2. The little things (hugs, kisses, mushy stuff like that)
3. Say more than just I’m sorry or I love you, tell me why exactly or what exactly you love about me.
4. Get my random references.
5. Tell me when I’m wrong or heading down the wrong path.
6. Know my spots(on my body).
7. Be honest around me, lies only lead to trouble.
8. Keep true to your word.
Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot
1. Money
2. The Future
3. Friends/ Family
4. My job
5. Education
6. The Past
7. Random ideas for stories or commissions
Six Things I Do Before I Fall Asleep
1. Get a drink
2. Use the restroom
3. Strip down to either nothing or underwear
4. Turn on (or off sometimes) my Air Conditioner
5. Play with myself (on occasion)
6. Snuggle a pillow
Five Places I Want To Visit
1. Alaska
2. Australia
3. Rome
4. London
5. Tokyo
Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now
1. Paul Frank boxer briefs (lightning god)
2. South park T-shirt
3. Jeans with drawings on them(paws and furry stuff)
4. A band-aid.
Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Perform for a live audience
2. Change the world
One Confession
I usually feel lonely when I’m at home.
AC meme bc I'll get barked at otherwise
Posted 15 years ago• Where are you staying?
The Hilton DoubleTree with like 7 people, the number changes so often like Duran Duran’s hair.
• What day are you getting there?
Maybe early or late Friday =/
• Who will you be with?
I'll be with my mate flit , 
leonsarambi , dustyfoxy , 
adrianfolf , 
deimosfoxx and emilanarchy
• Do you do free art?
No skills what so even
• Do you do trades?
I can trade phones numbers that’s about it.
• Do you do commissions?
Nope but my mate does and I totally recommend it.
Do you have prints/ CDs ?
well if I had more commissions I'd have money to buy the machines to MAKE said prints.
• What is your gender?
Cockslut supreme or otherwise known as male.
• How old are you?
Legal and that’s all you need to know
• Can I talk to you?
Depends on what you have to say to me.
• Can I touch you?
Hugs maybe
• Can I hang out with you?
I love being with friends and doing things so yeah
• How can I find you?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3512556/ I wanted dead or alive, catch me if you can.
• Can I buy you drinks?
Sure, ginger ale, light ice.
The Hilton DoubleTree with like 7 people, the number changes so often like Duran Duran’s hair.
• What day are you getting there?
Maybe early or late Friday =/
• Who will you be with?
I'll be with my mate
flit , 
leonsarambi , dustyfoxy , 
adrianfolf , 
deimosfoxx and emilanarchy • Do you do free art?
No skills what so even
• Do you do trades?
I can trade phones numbers that’s about it.
• Do you do commissions?
Nope but my mate does and I totally recommend it.
Do you have prints/ CDs ?
well if I had more commissions I'd have money to buy the machines to MAKE said prints.
• What is your gender?
Cockslut supreme or otherwise known as male.
• How old are you?
Legal and that’s all you need to know
• Can I talk to you?
Depends on what you have to say to me.
• Can I touch you?
Hugs maybe
• Can I hang out with you?
I love being with friends and doing things so yeah
• How can I find you?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3512556/ I wanted dead or alive, catch me if you can.
• Can I buy you drinks?
Sure, ginger ale, light ice.
Secrets/truths meme
Posted 15 years agoMy boredom and emotions drove me to this meme. It's just a bunch of secrets or truths. I'm probably not following the set rules for this meme but whatever.
I miss a lot of my old friends and can’t get back in contact with most of them.
I like arm and leg warmers that cover most of the limb.
I’m afraid of heights.
I love you Yazoo, without you I would breakdown 24/7.
I argue with my friends because I love them not because I hate them.
I try to find compromise for everybody, not just one party.
I’m lazy and it affects my school work a great deal.
I prefer cold or cool weather; I want my room to be like Alaska.
Have my driver’s permit but still scared of driving.
I like the colors black and blue.
I realize now who my real friends are and who just wants me for sex.
At one point, death was a plausible escape in my eyes.
I have two fursonas: Eli the otter and Leland the flamedramon.
I don’t think anyone really knows me, only bits and pieces.
I’ve always wanted to be a rock star, either singing or playing the guitar.
My favorite bands are Muse, Metallica, Marilyn Manson and Lady GaGa.
Guitar Hero and Rock Band are my favorite types of games. Mass effect is my favorite series.
I’m spoiled because my mate draws me constantly and I have nothing to give back that is even half as awesome.
Favorite food = Chinese food.
I’m a size queen. *shrugs*
I love kinky underwear.
Faking orgasms or moans turns me off.
I don’t smoke, drinks or do drugs but I have the mannerisms of those vices.
I find most attractive = personality.
I am pursuing this career to help people, the money is a bonus.
I top a lot but have the biggest urge to bottom all the time.
Video games and music take up a good portion of my time.
Otters and kangaroos are the best.
Simple things can ruin my day. I don’t handle stress well.
Sex is an easy topic for me it seems.
My parents know I’m a furry; my dad hates it because of its sexual aspect. Everyone else doesn’t mind but him.
I enjoy cuddling and kissing, particularly during sex.
My name is Chris.
Don’t call me “lone”, it drives me insane.
Cunt boys and herms confuse me.
I don’t feel smart.
I want a dog so bad.
I love collars and leashes.
Dirty talk and rough sex are my biggest turn ons.
I know that some people only talk to me because I have an above average size dick.
I favorite and saved too much stuff on FA.
You can tell I’m depressed when I am reckless and impulsive.
If I could redo my senior year of high school, I would in a heartbeat.
I’m jealous of a lot of people for what they have, some just for commissions.
I enjoy sitting in the rain or snow as it falls, the numb feeling feels safe.
To all whom I have said I love you, I’m sorry I’m not what you wanted.
I like to be alone but can’t live without talking or seeing someone at some point in the day (other than family).
6” (height)
I want the hair on my chest to connect to my treasure trail, I like it.
I love paws.
I wish Leon was here to hold me when I feel subby, which happens when I am alone most of the time.
I can’t pick a song that I could call my favorite.
I make very little money but try to spoil my mate and friends before myself.
I wonder as I write this “Who will care or comment and who won’t?”
I have a third persona that only one person knows about.
I love tribal markings, body paint, tattoos and things like that.
I really don’t know what I want.
I miss a lot of my old friends and can’t get back in contact with most of them.
I like arm and leg warmers that cover most of the limb.
I’m afraid of heights.
I love you Yazoo, without you I would breakdown 24/7.
I argue with my friends because I love them not because I hate them.
I try to find compromise for everybody, not just one party.
I’m lazy and it affects my school work a great deal.
I prefer cold or cool weather; I want my room to be like Alaska.
Have my driver’s permit but still scared of driving.
I like the colors black and blue.
I realize now who my real friends are and who just wants me for sex.
At one point, death was a plausible escape in my eyes.
I have two fursonas: Eli the otter and Leland the flamedramon.
I don’t think anyone really knows me, only bits and pieces.
I’ve always wanted to be a rock star, either singing or playing the guitar.
My favorite bands are Muse, Metallica, Marilyn Manson and Lady GaGa.
Guitar Hero and Rock Band are my favorite types of games. Mass effect is my favorite series.
I’m spoiled because my mate draws me constantly and I have nothing to give back that is even half as awesome.
Favorite food = Chinese food.
I’m a size queen. *shrugs*
I love kinky underwear.
Faking orgasms or moans turns me off.
I don’t smoke, drinks or do drugs but I have the mannerisms of those vices.
I find most attractive = personality.
I am pursuing this career to help people, the money is a bonus.
I top a lot but have the biggest urge to bottom all the time.
Video games and music take up a good portion of my time.
Otters and kangaroos are the best.
Simple things can ruin my day. I don’t handle stress well.
Sex is an easy topic for me it seems.
My parents know I’m a furry; my dad hates it because of its sexual aspect. Everyone else doesn’t mind but him.
I enjoy cuddling and kissing, particularly during sex.
My name is Chris.
Don’t call me “lone”, it drives me insane.
Cunt boys and herms confuse me.
I don’t feel smart.
I want a dog so bad.
I love collars and leashes.
Dirty talk and rough sex are my biggest turn ons.
I know that some people only talk to me because I have an above average size dick.
I favorite and saved too much stuff on FA.
You can tell I’m depressed when I am reckless and impulsive.
If I could redo my senior year of high school, I would in a heartbeat.
I’m jealous of a lot of people for what they have, some just for commissions.
I enjoy sitting in the rain or snow as it falls, the numb feeling feels safe.
To all whom I have said I love you, I’m sorry I’m not what you wanted.
I like to be alone but can’t live without talking or seeing someone at some point in the day (other than family).
6” (height)
I want the hair on my chest to connect to my treasure trail, I like it.
I love paws.
I wish Leon was here to hold me when I feel subby, which happens when I am alone most of the time.
I can’t pick a song that I could call my favorite.
I make very little money but try to spoil my mate and friends before myself.
I wonder as I write this “Who will care or comment and who won’t?”
I have a third persona that only one person knows about.
I love tribal markings, body paint, tattoos and things like that.
I really don’t know what I want.
Quick question
Posted 15 years agoIf I was a pokemon, what would I be? Please, avoid saying totodile. (you know who you are and why I say this)
