But stolended from  lynxia or  ndls ? WE MAY NEVER KNOW!

Furry/Human survey meme:

HUMAN QUESTIONS

-What's your real name?
Andrew Iain Duncan

-Gender?
Male - I have proof!

-Orientation?
Straight as a Roman road.

-Race?
British - half English, half Scottish.

-What's your favorite genre of music?
Soundtracks and audiobooks.

-What's your favourite band/musical artist?
none

-What's your worst peeve?
Rude people - is there any need to lack manners?

-Are you doing well in school?
Finished that years ago.

-Do you have a religion?
Roman Catholic, though not attended in years.

-What turns you on?
Female pleasure. Masturbating, girl/girl... As long as a woman is coming, I'm turned on.

-Do you consider yourself a whore?
Nope. I never receive money for sex.

-Do you have a favorite movie?
Anything with Frank Welker, Spaceballs, Blues Brothers

-Funniest thing you've ever said?
"Son of a fu*ker" when hit in the head with the peak of a baseball cap. On a crowded bus.

-What do you eat?
Space-age food capsules.

-Are you flexible?
Not very.

-What's your favorite video game?
Spider-Man 2. Really captured the fun of being Spidey.

-Do you have a crush on anyone?
Doesn't ecveryone?

-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
Thinking my mate bought something and running off with it. When he didn't follow, I was very embarrassed...

-Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?
Not had an account since January.


FURRY QUESTIONS

-What's your furry name?
Ace

-Species?
Fox

-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
Perverted.

-Does your fur have a side-story?
No

-Is your fur a whore?
A slut maybe, but not a whore. Him like sex.

-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
Only personality-wise.

-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
Shorts and a large shirt

-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
Horny, admirer of females, funny and confident.

-How often do you RP using your fur?
Not yet.

-Does your fur have any weapons?
Claws

-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
However he wakes up.

I started driving in January and only recently became one of the many.

I hit a bird.

Technically it hit my windscreen. I was driving along and 'WHACK!' something slammed into my windscreen and dissapeared. Early morning and away from houses with nobody in sight, but near trees.
A few weeks later I was on another road, early evening, and a bird flew across the road. It wasn't fast enough and I went over it. Rear view mirror, I saw it survived, but feathers were everywhere.

Why do I keep injuring animals? I'm startin to get a complex... The pro-fur part of me HATES it. I don't like hurting creatures, despite taking joy in destroying videogame creatures and people...

Stoledededed from  lynxia

1) The way to win your heart?
Intellect, humour, kindness, artistic mind.

2) Do you twirl or scoop your spaghetti?
Twirl

3) Are you dating the last person you kissed?
Married to her.

4) What did you do last night?
Read 10 issues of Y: The Last Man by Brian Vaughn, printed by Vertigo (a DC imprint) and thoroughly enjoyed it.

5) Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
Yup

6) How long is your hair?
Short. A Number Two cut.

7) Do you like Batman?
When he's written right.

8) What are you doing tonight?
Dunno yet as it's 7.40 as I write...

9) Addicted to anything?
Reading comics, writing, comic blog reading

10) What were you last listening to?
Yo Gabba Gabba... Darned kids. On my car radio - Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat

11) Do you like anyone now?
As compared to when? This time last year? Yes.

12) When was the last time you sang out loud?
... Darned kids and their Yo Gabba Gabba!

13) What did you have for breakfast?Nothing yet. Probably Pepperoni Stuffed Crust pizza when I'at work

14) Is your birthday on a holiday?
Nope.

15) What instant messaging service do you use?
MSN.

16) Can you cook?
Yes.

17) Did you have a nap today?
I got up like 2 hours ago...

18) What was the reason you got in trouble last?
Emailing too much at work...

19) What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
Shorts. :P

20) When is your birthday?
December 16th.

21) Want some green beans?
No thanks, it's too early.

22) Do you swear a lot?
Not so much now. Probably more now my out-of-company email is cut off.

23) Where did you get the shirt(s) you're wearing?
Work, as did everyone I work with.

24) Do you have any regrets?
Yes.

25) Do you ever snort when you laugh?
Yup

26) What's the first thing you notice of the preferred sex?
Face shape and breast size. At least I'm being honest...

27) Do you want something you can't have?
Yup

28) Who would you like to see right now?
A person.

29) Are you a social or antisocial person?
Anti.

30) Have the cops ever come by your house?
Yep, to return the shoes they confiscated.

31) Do you have a tan?
Nope

32) Ever been in love?
Yes

33) Would you rather sleep with someone, or alone?
Alone as then I have more than a third of the bed.

34) Ever had braces?
A removable one when I was 13-14.

35) What do you wear to bed?
Nothng if I can help it, though I do have a loose tee-shirt/boxer combo for pj's if I need them.

36) Who was the last person to disappoint you?
The current creative team on the Fantastic Four comicbook.

37) Do you trust people?
More than experience says I should.

38) What are you wearing?
Work uniform... ><

39) Looking forward to something this weekend?
Nope. Maybe read the other 40 issues of Y: The Last Man.

40) What was the highlight of your week?
Finding 60-odd cosmetic faults with batches of the new LG Secret mobile phone. Terrible battery covers.

41) What type of people do you fall for?
Ones who's likes compliment mine but aren't the exact same. Ones who are intelligent and don't blank me out whilst I talk about dimensional theory, time travel or comicbooks. Ones who accept me as the brainy geek I am. Ones who are so beautiful on the inside that I feel stunned just thinking about them. So far only one person fit the description perfectly.

I cleared about 40 thumbnails from my message box, whilst I had no internet. I was left with about 30 or so that I wanted to see fullview. I finally get online this morning and 103 images for me to sort through!

I should get a move on with that...

Got no internet access atm (using an HTC Sedna to type this), so just to let you know (if you read) that the next Eevee's Evolutions is ready to spell-check and upload. It's better than the last one and might get a sequel of it's own.

In the UK (as I don't know about other countries), you need to have an active phone line before you can get broadband. To get an active phone line, you need to contact British Telecom, whom provide phone and internet services too.
You say "Can you activate my phone line? I want to start getting phone calls and broadband service from someone who isn't you."
They say "We can activate it, as long as you take out a 12 month contract with us."

Why the hell is BT not brought up on the same charges Microsoft is? You HAVE to get a BT contract just to have the phone turned on. That's a monopoly situation.

I doubt any of my 14 watchers will provide answers, but I wanted to vent.

Come on, everyone! Answer these questions about me!

Yes, even guys! I've readied myself for your replies of "OMFG NUUUUU!".

Find ::Lynxia::'s Sex Meme here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/284614/

1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch me?
24. Would you let me scratch you?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
26. Would you date me?
27. Would you do it today?
28. Would you do it tomorrow?
29. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
30. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
31. Would you make love to me or fuck me?

To ME!

I told :vulpin: I would post this up.

Would you...?

1. give me your number?
2. let me hug you anytime I wanted to?
3. let me kiss you?
4. watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
5. let me take you out to dinner?
6. drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. take a shower with me?
8. have a fling with me?
9. listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
10. buy me a drink if i didn't have money?
11. take me home for the night?
12. let me sleep in your bed?
13. sing karaoke w/ me?
14. sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
15. re-post this for me to answer your questions?
16. come pick me up at 3am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
17. Do you think i'm cute or hot?
18. Do you like my style?
19. Do you think I'm funny?
20. cry if I died?
21. dance with me?
22. sing happy birthday to me?
23. take advantage of me if I was drunk?
24. strip for me?

My, what an uncaring mother...

Sorry, I've just started Pokémon Pearl using an R4DS cart - which plays DS roms. It's great!

Anyway, "mom" says at the start of the game "Your best friend came calling for you a while ago. He said it was an emergency."
... I WAS WATCHING TV! What stopped you from sending him up or CALLING ME!?

Then as you're going out: "Oh yeah, don't go in tall grass or you'll be attacked by Pokémon. It would be alright if you had your own but..."
But...? But I SUCK too much to HAVE MY OWN?!

I hate her...

Anyway, I love my R4DS. Found out that I would have wasted my money if I bought Drawn To Life, and it has built-in Pokémon Pearl cheats! I can get 999 of anything!

If I decide to cheat.

Next on my must-try list: Jump Superstars.

NINTENDO:
[X] You respect Mario.
[X] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[X] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i
[X] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit. ( - yeah... Teeny, sure... *whistles innocently*)
Score - 4

SEGA:
[X] You respect Sonic.
[X] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[X] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[X] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[X] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score - 5

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[X] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[X] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[X] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score - 3

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[X] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[X] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score - 2

RETRO:
[X] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[X] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[X] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[X] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[X] You love point-and-click games.
[X] You emulate. (Constantly)
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score - 7

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[X] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[X] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[X] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[X] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score - 5

RPG GAMER:
[X] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[X] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[X] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[X] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon. (No! Ragnarok is!)
[X] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score - 5

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You do a Hadoken. (Well it's more like a Kamehameha...)
[X] You know at least one Fatality.
[X] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[X] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score - 4

IMPORT GAMER
[X] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do.
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[X] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[X] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[X] You praise emulator hackers.
Score - 4

Total - 32.

I'm guessing that means I'm... I don't actually know what that means...

I love videogames!

Pacman's the one who's like Superman, right? XD

I've noticed more and more, that people I Watch are also watching other people that I watch. Now, I dunno if it's coincidence, but a few I've started watching through someone else, and then someone else entirely is watching that person!

If that makes sense.

I'm A, Watch 1 is called B, Watch 2 is called C. And the watching goes like this:
A+B. A+C. C+B.

Again, that totally made more sense to me in my head...

But it's like I'm only watching people in everyone else's list!

Name: Ace Pool
Owned by: Nobody
Birthday: 16th December
Birthplace: Pontefract
Current Location: Banbury
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: DARK brown
Height: 5ft 11 1/2 in.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Trainers
Your Weakness: Kryptonite! KAHN! ... I'm so, SO sorry...
Your Fears: Spiders...
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of meat!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get writing published. Anywhere.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "hows you" - I invented that! I'm almost certain...
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Which one of the kids is making that noise?"
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyeballs
Your Bedtime: Between 22.00 and 03.00
Your Most Missed Memory: If I don't remember it, does that mean it's missing?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King FTW!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton or who?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Swear: Rarely, unless with a specific friend. He brings out the dirty language in my every sentence, somehow.
Do you Sing: Despite being told I'm good, I get discouraged to do so.
Do you Shower Daily: I can activate lie mode if you want me to...
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to get Married: I am
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Never
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Take them or leave them.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I wish!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only kisses from my wife.
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: I think so...
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah.
Ever Shoplifted: Yup!
How do you want to Die: I've got it all thought out. I am going to die while saving a child from the path of an oncoming truck, and get hit by it. Until then, I'm invincible.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm never going to grow up, how dare you suggest that!

As  lynxia tagged me, I now have to write down 6 weird habits/facts/dislikes about myself and THEN tag 6 other people who have to do the same.

Except I don't know 6 people well enough to bother them with useless twaddle - so I BREAK THE CHAIN! RAWR!

Now onto the juicy stuff.

1. I originally joined here just to see  lynxia 's naughty artwork.
2. I regularly fantasise about cheating on my wife, despite the fact I never would.
3. My soulmate isn't my wife.
4. I'm oversexed and don't get enough of it - yet will avoid it just to spend time with my soulmate.
5. I hate Nokia. As a phone, as a product, as a service, as a company - ALL of it.
6. I stopped making sprite comics because it was affecting the time I could spend on a forum.

And there we go! Disturbing, worrying and somehow erotic! Humour, romance and drama! Gay, straight and bi! Beast Wars, Beast Wars Neo and Beast Machines!

... Wow, I certainly go on a tangent don't I?

Randomness

my name is: Andy
this morning i was: RPing from before 6am
im afraid of: Spiders
i dream about: Weird, weird things. Including, but not limited to, sex with a woman I know, whilst my wife is asleep next to us.

Do You...

color your hair: Nope
ever get off the computer: When I have to
habla espanol: I don't understand...
sprechen sie deutsches: Ja.
fight with your parents: Nope
have friends you've lost touch with: Yep
feel happy?: Neh
wish you could fly away.. far, far away?: Kinda
believe in God?: Something, probably not God though.
could you live without the computer?: Nope. Or at the very least, other people would die.
what's your favorite candy?: Cadbury's Whole Nut chocolate!
whats your favorite fruit?: Apple.
sunrise or sunset?: sunset
what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?: Emotional
trust others way too easily?: No
are your fingers cold?: Rarely.
coke or pepsi: Pepsi

Final Questions...

I want: Sex
I wish: To have sex
I love: My wife and  Amaunet85
I miss: Red Dwarf. And sex.
I fear: Spiders!
I hear: Air conditioning... Damned loud thing...
I smell: My office
I wonder: A why why why why why, she went away! And I wonder, what she would say! My little runaway!

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Andy
2. Ace
3. Andrew

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Ace_lister
2. Acelister
3. Deadpool

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyeballs
2. My legs
3. My hands

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My face
2. My body
3. My feet

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders
2. Spiders
3. Rejection

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My Sony Clié PDA.
2. My mobile
3. My laptop

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: (Good thing this wasn't wirtten at 6am, otherwise the three answers would say exactly the same thing...)
1. Plastic-toed boots
2. A shit
3. High-vis vest
There's more, obv, but it said 3.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Genesis
2. Phil Collins
3. Blues Brothers

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (for now)
1. I Need You - Blues Brothers
2. In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins
3. Turning Japanese - some band

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love
2. Sex
3. Truth

2 TRUTHS 1 LIE:
1. The Book Of Genesis is 100% factual
2. I like to be a pervert around  Amaunet85
3. I R Teh King Of Teh UnIverSe!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Belly button (This really is my number one turn on)
2. Breasts
3. Brunette/non-blonde hair

THREE THINGS (BESIDE PHYSICAL) ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Funny
2. Can stand my constant flirting
3. Doesn't mind being groped at random (needless to say, a very hard quality to find in a woman)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. RPing!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. RP
2. Have sex
3. Eat

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. IT Support Helpdesk
2. Magician
3. Actor

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Scotland
2. Japan
3. Canada

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get a book published
2. Act professionally
3. Entertain as many people as possible.

THREE (opposite gender) CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Uhh...
2. Hmm...
3. Wow, I don't actually think I have a crush on any celebrities...

Took a quiz, this morning, which can be found at Quizmeme.com on http://www.quizmeme.com/internetaddict/quiz.php

1. Your morning routine most resembles:
Stumble to the computer to start your morning routine. Realize an hour has passed and you are late for work. Again.

2. Do you have more friends:
Online

3. How do you react to your Internet connection going down?
ower-cycle your modem/router, then call customer support if it's still down.

4. Where do you do most of your shopping?
I shop online for specialty items and gifts, but i prefer to go to the store for clothes and essentials.

5. Have you ever met a significant other over the Internet?
None <--- GRR!

7. How many hours per day are you online?
8 hours while I am at work. <---Though not at work...

8. What's your favorite pickup line?
A/S/L?

9. What are your views on spam?
Its really annoying! Make it stop!

10. Do you have your own web page?
Yes, and I designed it myself!


And the result is...

62%

Hardcore Junkie (61% - 80%)
While you do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, you spend as much time as you can online. You usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, and your email on auto check open at all times. Phone? What's that? You plan your social events by contacting your friends online. Just be careful you don't get a repetitive wrist injury...