Time to clean up around here and try posting more often!

How are you, friends?

It has been a while. How are you? Please tell me how life is.

I am currently entirely too deep in a new fandom and am entirely too upset that I can't find anything of my OTP/OT3 that satisfies me. kid icarus uprising came out 3 years ago how the hell haven't i been catered to yet

also, I have Smash Bros for the 3DS. Totally up for adding people to play.

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add me svp

aka SUMMER IS ACTUALLY REALLY BORING RIGHT NOW AND I NEED TO DRAW MORE. For a small donation, I will draw something you would like me to draw :3 (it will probably involve some of my characters cause I am naughty like that.)

Hit me up /o/

i have come to the realization that my favorite champion is leona and i am incredibly saddened by the lack of fanart there is of her

maybe i should play someone like sona or ashe

(also wtf is with all these ideas of leona and diana brain, w t f)

> draven and orianna both free this week

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am in it! and will be for a month! so far so good

i may have let the only opportunity to obtain an extremely rare and cute set of figures pass me by and i am not emotionally mature enough to be able to do anything other than be soul-consumingly sad and completely unproductive

the life of an otaku

(the set is this one, in case anyone knows or has this set for sale)

In case you were wondering where I went.

Have some doodles to put up but dunno how timely I'll be about those.

BUT FA WAS DOWN SO BLEH

gimmie presents. :3?

School this quarter is a lot more work-intensive than the last, so I'm gonna cut down on my online hours. I'd rather have work cut into my internet time than the other way around.

I'll still be dorking around on low-maintenence sites and activities like silly Facebook games but not on AIM.

I also haven't really been drawing anything of interest if you're wondering about the lack of postage. Tepid responses to some of my stuff have especially discouraged me, so there probably won't be very many pages of interest coming.

Chill.

I've been thinking about doing some streams that people can sit in and watch me do whatever. Probably coloring or drawing things, but maybe also games like Master of Orion or Spore :o If I'm drawing I'll probably do some requests or mini commissions, I dunno.

Participating in a stream is probably a good idea if you're interested in the donation doodles so that way you can have a look at what I'm whipping up for you! hint hint graedius.

I'd like to stream with at least some people I know around, so if you're interested in sitting in, please let me know what time would be convenient for you!

you realize you drew your own dragon character's tail wrong in several pages

welp...I guess it's not really *that* worth a rescan \XD

So there's been some interest expressed in paying me to draw certain things! I am a little herp derp about the idea but if you want to throw money at me then I guess I can't stop you.

Basically, leave a comment here on what you would like me to draw and maybe how much you intend to tip. I'll get back to you on whether or not I am ok with it, and if I am, gift me the monies on Paypal (to newkuoci@yahoo.com). And then I will draw and submit the page/pages your thing will be on whenever I can!

Please note that these will not be commissions! I'm only comfortable drawing my own characters or characters I know well, especially if there's fetish material involved. Also of note is that these will probably not be professional quality because pfffffff.

Just throwing this out there!

 punjoke IS A TERRIBLE ENABLER AND MOST OF THE STUFF I'M DOING RIGHT NOW IS HIS FAULT

>:T

Specifically, Blaziken's body type. In the anime/games, it has a pretty lanky frame. But in fanwork, there's a tendency to give it more humanlike proportions with emphasis on muscle.

Personally I am not so fan of the overly buff Blazikens, but I also kinda think that the game representation looks physically weaker than it should be. Superhero chicken with sticks for arms does not look particularly threatening, especially with those ridiculous pantlegs. Basically I am in support of an in-between.

Your thoughts?

Turns out after some soul-searching I come to the conclusion that I am not a smut writer. Whoops! Sorry if I got your hopes up in the last journal.

in other news I have a neat little idea for a new Pokemon story but I've been very busy, so who knows when I'll get around to that. Stay tuned (?)

Not sure how many people watch me, and how many of those are into fic, but I figured I might as well ask: what is your ideal ratio of story and action (sex)? I'm the kind of person who focuses really heavily on story but I don't want to bore potential readers, especially because I still need to break into the community.

Speaking of breaking in and getting yourself known, how do people do that? Just throw stuff out there and hope someone gets hooked? Maybe a community for me to get into? Gonna probably work primarily on Pokemon stuff here.

TEN BILLION YEARS LATER...got hit with this by Ammies, as usual.

1. I like watching people play games, but I tend to dislike the "competitive play" scene. I love watching Tool-Assisted Speedruns and I watch a lot of StarCraft progamer matches, But, I really hate how most people act in the "competitive" circles...if you win then you hax'd and they're not friendly at all. This is why I don't play Pokemon anymore :c

2. I have a very high-pitched squeak-scream. I have been struggling with a cough since like...early February, so it doesn't come out all of the time, but I've been able to do it since around third grade maybe.

3. I listen to music pretty much all of the time. If I am not, I fear I may go insane due to the lack of busy noise in my mind.

4. I read a lot of porn but I have never been sexually aroused in my entire life (I blame broken hormones). :B For me it's just pretty pictures (sometimes).

5. I sometimes think I was a guy in a former life which would explain some of my hobbies and habits. Maybe also the broken hormones thing?

6. I'm actually slightly underweight for my height (5 foot 9ish). My weight hovers around 114~118 pounds.

7. I suffer from creative ADD and can't work on a single project for too long. I have to go to something else!

8. I'm bilangual! I speak French at home. :>

It'll be this Friday. When did that happen!? (a little less than twenty years ago.)

In other news, y'all should play Aftermath Zone with me.

http://www.formspring.me/urby

I am trying this out because the icon I picked as my avatar is awesome.

edit Some links I mentioned I was going to give out on the formspring:
Basic worldbuilding for a new story. There are details which have changed in the current "draft" (aka what is in my head)
Some problems I am struggling with concerning the above story.
A list of the characters from the Voices Union, which includes my main original characters.

Keep in mind I'm more active in searching for things in the Japanese art circles, so my interests are more geared towards those.

LEGEND.
(+++) WANT.
(++) Yeah.
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?

Anal on Males (~): If done by a girl, has potential for very hotness. I also find it funny in that "...pfff up the butt" way. Not my favorite, but done correctly can be all and good.

Transformation (+++): Very yes! In terms of sexual usage, light blood and pain at most. After all, there's more interesting sensations they should be paying attention to.

Yaoi (M/M) GAY SEX. (--): Not a fan. Pegging, on the other hand...

Girly Boys (--): If I can take away the penis and they has nothing else differentiating them from a girl, that's a bad sign.

Subbing/Doming (+): I prefer even footing in relationships. But if it's for one night, then carry on. ♥

Tentacles (~): Too much can ruin an image, but artfully used can be particularly exciting! There is something about not being able to do anything about a curious little tendril that is so iyaa~n ~

Spooge (~): I haven't found the middle ground between "Hm, this picture doesn't seem to have enough of it" and "Oh god does the guy have a firehose wang" when it shows up...? A light amount on the face or chest (not so much that it can't be licked off) is very niiiiice...

Bondage (~): I'm the kind of person who likes seeing bondage as a consentual act with soft materials. Sometimes a forced binding can be a good thing, but it's a very fine line.

Oviposition (+): I'm a bird inside I think. Birth is something very special, and I treat oviposition as such. As a sexual thing...good gods, the lady is giving birth leave her alone. Solo pictures of this are a mixture of touching and hot for me? Birth, motherhood. There is something very powerful in that.

Cross-dressing (~): Wholesome crossdressing. Nothing slutty, for lawd's sake. If you're going to purposefully dress as the opposite gender, do it for good reasons!

Oral (~): Too often I see it as a one-sided thing or way too forceful. Like the idea, not very pleased with the execution most of the time.

Orgy (~): I don't have much experience with this outside of for the lulz. It could get out of hand really fast...

Muscle, Male (~): I've seen too much TOO MUCH muscle, so I'm kind of :f on the subject. People aren't meant to have biceps so big they can't bend their arms!

Lactation (++): It's a mixture of providing something for a loved one and alternate female ejaculation? Er, I don't mean that I like those pictures where the girl comes out of her breasts like a guy does. Those are just ridiculous. Someone licking or nibbling at milk is ♥
I think this may be as close to an actual, real kink that I have. Because of this I've been very quiet about it. Before this meme I have only told one person about it...

Incest (++): It's all relative!

Partial Nudity (++): Girls wearing their nothing but partner's shirts that are too big for them = oh my gaw nosebleed.

Anal on Females (-): I've only really seen it where it hurts them... :c

Clothing (~): Can't think of any that I particularly like, but it can make or break a picture...

Leather (-): Too often too shiny, too black, and too tight.

Stockings (?): I don't even know how this can be sexy?

Muscle, Female (~): Can't say I love it, but a modest amount is nice. Too much just looks awkward.

Herm (--): There are too many macro/weird herms out there.

Macro/Micro (-): Some size difference is okay and can have nice results, but I've only seen significant size differences done well like...twice.

Impregnation (~): Like it but too often it's done as a lousy "plot" device.

Paw (-): I can understand paying attention to feet as a form of light-hearted foreplay, but an entire fetish/kink off of it?

Bi (~): I'm all for free love but I don't go looking for it.

Mind Control (~): This just sounds like an opportunity for bad news...

Uniform (~): Depends on the uniform. Certain school and military uniforms can look really good, but the rest is like "whatev".

Solo Masturbation (+): I love it most when it's the innocent or cute ones that are doing it.

Tech (?): je ne comprends pas

Sadism (---): People who like inflicting pain need to be checked.

Hyper (---): Where would you put something that big!?

She-males (?): Is this futa? Wasn't this covered by herms? @_@

Sinking (?): mais qu'est-ce que c'est

Body Paint (+): I have not seen this one but the artist in me thinks it's a good idea!

Plants (~): Fun with chlorokinetics! I don't look for it, but flower imagery is a nice thing.

Mud/Quicksand etc (---): Not that kind of dirty, ew.

Anal Vore (---): That has got to be a sorry way to go.

Rape (---): This never has a happy ending. While I do like certain kinds of iyaa~n faces/situations, this is much too far.

Watersports (---): Ew.

Masochism (---): This just makes me sad.

Multiple body parts (?): If this is what I think it is, it's so weird...

Zoophilia (+): This is a very dodgy one because it's very hard to have consent on both sides. In fiction though it's much easier to pull off.

Breasts (++): homnomnomnom (I don't like huge ones though they make my back hurt in sympathy pain)

Breast Expansion (?): This is a fetish!? I thought it only existed for lulz.

Hetero (M/F) (+++): No need to explain this one.

Biting (+): A little nibble never hurt anyone.

Inflation (-): I don't like it as a sexual thing but I think it's kind of funny.

Pregnancy (+): Mothers-to-be have such a pleasant aura around them...

Yuri (F/F) (+++): oh gawd yes

Fat/Pudge (---): Nah.

Cock Vore (---): What the hell?

Standard Soft Vore (---): I don't understand why being eaten and digested is a sexual fetish.

Weight Gain (---): I don't want to touch this one with a pole of any length.

Tails (+): Put it on a spunky girl so I can watch it wriggle with excitement, and I'm set.

Cub (---): Whyyyy.

Baby/Diaper (---): Whyyyy.

Standard Hard Vore (---): Whyyyy.

Scat (---): Ugh.

Gore/guro (---): Death is not a turn-on and if it arouses you then something is wrong.

Snuff (---): See above.

Skunk spray (---): Why is this even on here.

Asphyxiation (---): Find another way to get a good orgasm!

Shoe/Boots (?): ...I don't want to know.

Suit and Tie (~): No comment.

Soul Vore (?): Hahahaha what?

Butch Girls (--): Reverse traps yes, which are not by definition butch.

Cheesecake (~): I am not particularly a fan of rounder proportions but legs are nice.

Glasses (++): Megane ~

Electricity (?): Sounds...dangerous?

Wet-look (++): Oh the things it does to hair. Oh myyy ~

Unbirth (~): I don't really understand the mechanics behind it, but I can sympathize with the feelings of returning to the womb and the whole mother aspect. It's got to hurt, though...and how do they breathe!?

Latex/Rubber (---): It looks awkward and uncomfortable.

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Is Christmas really in less than a week? Oh the time, where is it going ;_; when I was in high school things never went this fast

And now, I end my meme virginity (on FA)

Leave a comment and ...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

Or I'm hoping.

Even though any sort of heated competition makes my heart rate go WTFFFFFFFast, I like battling! So, FA, I challenge you!

Find me on Platinum at 0088 0732 9530 (this is not a phone number)

My singles/Diamond team is missing a key member who is chilling in the wrong game. Instead, I have a doubles team ready to rock! It needs some patching here and there, but it's pretty solid.



Or if you want to trade, that is fine too

Note to self: draw more porn.