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General | Posted 14 years ago[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Yep.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No; it's a creepy cocktail of bathroom chemicals with measured effects on the body, none of which sound even remotely worth the high.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Go for it. I just stipulate that a girl's parents be made aware of her having an abortion. If my parents had to be called in high school for me to get Tylenol, a lush's parents should be called for her to kill her fetus.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Retarded question ahoy. No.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I think you meant to ask if I SUPPORT the death penalty. Naturally I believe in it because there is documented evidence that it exists. I support it too. Get off your moral high horses and zap some people rather than keeping them on death row for decades. Do you know how much money I've paid just to keep Charles Manson alive in jail? Too much.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Jesus yes. It keeps the potheads from complaining anymore, but not only that, it takes business out of the hands of the scumbags who sell it at night the next neighborhood over. It's not nearly as dangerous as alcohol, which would be a better choice to illegalize than marijuana. You can do the research too; it's only illegal based on hysteria and xenophobia.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
For it. Marriage, as defined by our government, is the combination of your financial assets as well as guaranteeing your partner certain priveleges, like the decision of whether to pull the plug if you're in a coma. Sex is sex and legalese is legalese, and nary shall the two cross.
[08] Do you believe in God?
No.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Marriage is essentially a religious function. I am against all government marriages, though I plan on getting one if I can just so I have the rights I listed in question seven. Really, marriage SHOULD be a purely religious thing and if you're not religious or the church doesn't want to marry you for whatever reason, just don't sweat it. It shouldn't be a social requirement.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yeah I hate them damn immigrants with their foreign English language and foreign Christian religion. Sorry, I was paraphrasing a Cherokee several hundred years ago. What was the question?
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
I think she should put it back where she found it and tell an adult.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I think that it should go back down to eighteen. Ever since the drinking age was raised to 21, the amount of alcohol related fatalities has gone UP because eighteen year olds are drinking anyway illegally. The problem is, if someone's had too much, there's nowhere they can go for help because they're underage.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Saddam's dead, the insurgents are routed. No reason to stick around anymore.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Urgh, let us retain SOME semblance of natural selection. Humanity has kicked nature's ass pretty hard by breeding to the point that even our weakest have next to no chance of dying in any first world country. We should never cross the boundary where we FORCE people to remain alive who clearly don't want to. I agree, though, that assisted suicide is dangerously close to murder and even if it were legal, people who assist in suicide would probably be arrested on murder charges.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I'm a better person for having been spanked as a kid. At college, I've seen what happens to the kids who were never spanked. They join sororities, whore around, drink too much, then cry when they get an STD, pregnant, or both.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Absolutely. America is founded on personal freedom, which includes the right to burn American iconography. I would burn an American flag not as an act of hate, but as a celebration of the individuality and freedoms that it represents.
[17] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Of course they will. Fear shouldn't keep us from being vocal about our opinions.
Yep.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No; it's a creepy cocktail of bathroom chemicals with measured effects on the body, none of which sound even remotely worth the high.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Go for it. I just stipulate that a girl's parents be made aware of her having an abortion. If my parents had to be called in high school for me to get Tylenol, a lush's parents should be called for her to kill her fetus.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Retarded question ahoy. No.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I think you meant to ask if I SUPPORT the death penalty. Naturally I believe in it because there is documented evidence that it exists. I support it too. Get off your moral high horses and zap some people rather than keeping them on death row for decades. Do you know how much money I've paid just to keep Charles Manson alive in jail? Too much.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Jesus yes. It keeps the potheads from complaining anymore, but not only that, it takes business out of the hands of the scumbags who sell it at night the next neighborhood over. It's not nearly as dangerous as alcohol, which would be a better choice to illegalize than marijuana. You can do the research too; it's only illegal based on hysteria and xenophobia.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
For it. Marriage, as defined by our government, is the combination of your financial assets as well as guaranteeing your partner certain priveleges, like the decision of whether to pull the plug if you're in a coma. Sex is sex and legalese is legalese, and nary shall the two cross.
[08] Do you believe in God?
No.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Marriage is essentially a religious function. I am against all government marriages, though I plan on getting one if I can just so I have the rights I listed in question seven. Really, marriage SHOULD be a purely religious thing and if you're not religious or the church doesn't want to marry you for whatever reason, just don't sweat it. It shouldn't be a social requirement.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yeah I hate them damn immigrants with their foreign English language and foreign Christian religion. Sorry, I was paraphrasing a Cherokee several hundred years ago. What was the question?
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
I think she should put it back where she found it and tell an adult.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I think that it should go back down to eighteen. Ever since the drinking age was raised to 21, the amount of alcohol related fatalities has gone UP because eighteen year olds are drinking anyway illegally. The problem is, if someone's had too much, there's nowhere they can go for help because they're underage.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Saddam's dead, the insurgents are routed. No reason to stick around anymore.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Urgh, let us retain SOME semblance of natural selection. Humanity has kicked nature's ass pretty hard by breeding to the point that even our weakest have next to no chance of dying in any first world country. We should never cross the boundary where we FORCE people to remain alive who clearly don't want to. I agree, though, that assisted suicide is dangerously close to murder and even if it were legal, people who assist in suicide would probably be arrested on murder charges.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I'm a better person for having been spanked as a kid. At college, I've seen what happens to the kids who were never spanked. They join sororities, whore around, drink too much, then cry when they get an STD, pregnant, or both.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Absolutely. America is founded on personal freedom, which includes the right to burn American iconography. I would burn an American flag not as an act of hate, but as a celebration of the individuality and freedoms that it represents.
[17] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Of course they will. Fear shouldn't keep us from being vocal about our opinions.
Song Lyrics Meme
General | Posted 15 years agoStolen from Zucca http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1405057/
Do it; it's fun.
1. Have you woke up screaming in the silence of the night? You wish you could start dreaming in clouds of white.
2. Long as I remember, the rain been comin' down. Clouds of mystery pourin' confusion on the ground.
3. Sloooooow....ly losing your miiiiiiiiind
4. Slow it down some no split clown Bum, your old hits sound dumb; hold it now. Crown 'em.
5. Go! I wanna tear a big hole in what is to be, doing all this infatuation with humanity.
6. Through their eyes, we will see. With their hands we will create.
7. I never thought it could have happened to me; I never thought it could have happened to me. But on the morning of my eldest daughter's second wedding, I blacked out.
8. Lashing out the action, returning the reaction, weak are whipped and torn away
9. You know I never meant to see you again, but I'll only pass by as a friend. Yeah.
10. So close, no matter how far. Couldn't be much more from the heart.
11. Sacred allegories or mystic idol / Experience and honesty transcends the symbol
12. I see you runnin', don't know what you're runnin' from. Nobody's comin', what'cha do that was so wrong?
13. Yeah, I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy rolling stone.
14. On the turning away from the pale and downtrodden
15. Please come talk to me, tell me what's on your mind. You say there's nothing wrong; I knooooooowwwwww
16. Early in the morning sunlight, soaring on the wings of dawn. Here I'll live and die with my wings in the sky, and I won't come down no more.
17. Now she was a southern baptist holy roller, and she had a very clear idea about the future, and of how the world would end.
18. Welcome! It's a world of hate! smothered, by the soils of fate.
19. Well I've been watching while you've been coughin', I've been drinkin' life while you've been nauseous.
20. Okay boy, now here's the deal: will you gamble your life?
21. I can't stand it; I know you planned it. I'mma set it straight, this Watergate.
22. In the corner beside my window, there hangs a lonely photograph.
23. Clock strikes twelve and moondrops burst, out at you from their hiding place.
24. Endless mornings cut by the dawn razor, whipping the nightmares to a froth
25. Every day in the week, I'm in a different city. If I stay too long, people try to pull me down.
26. I tried to love you. I thought I could. I tried to own you. I thought I would.
27. Lost my faith in humanity; I don't trust society.
28. I sneak in my own house. It's four in the morning. I had too much to drink. Said I was out with the boys.
29. I've waited for you to come. I've been in here all alone.
30. Oh sleeping stars, why are you so sad tonight?
Do it; it's fun.
1. Have you woke up screaming in the silence of the night? You wish you could start dreaming in clouds of white.
2. Long as I remember, the rain been comin' down. Clouds of mystery pourin' confusion on the ground.
3. Sloooooow....ly losing your miiiiiiiiind
4. Slow it down some no split clown Bum, your old hits sound dumb; hold it now. Crown 'em.
5. Go! I wanna tear a big hole in what is to be, doing all this infatuation with humanity.
6. Through their eyes, we will see. With their hands we will create.
7. I never thought it could have happened to me; I never thought it could have happened to me. But on the morning of my eldest daughter's second wedding, I blacked out.
8. Lashing out the action, returning the reaction, weak are whipped and torn away
9. You know I never meant to see you again, but I'll only pass by as a friend. Yeah.
10. So close, no matter how far. Couldn't be much more from the heart.
11. Sacred allegories or mystic idol / Experience and honesty transcends the symbol
12. I see you runnin', don't know what you're runnin' from. Nobody's comin', what'cha do that was so wrong?
13. Yeah, I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy rolling stone.
14. On the turning away from the pale and downtrodden
15. Please come talk to me, tell me what's on your mind. You say there's nothing wrong; I knooooooowwwwww
16. Early in the morning sunlight, soaring on the wings of dawn. Here I'll live and die with my wings in the sky, and I won't come down no more.
17. Now she was a southern baptist holy roller, and she had a very clear idea about the future, and of how the world would end.
18. Welcome! It's a world of hate! smothered, by the soils of fate.
19. Well I've been watching while you've been coughin', I've been drinkin' life while you've been nauseous.
20. Okay boy, now here's the deal: will you gamble your life?
21. I can't stand it; I know you planned it. I'mma set it straight, this Watergate.
22. In the corner beside my window, there hangs a lonely photograph.
23. Clock strikes twelve and moondrops burst, out at you from their hiding place.
24. Endless mornings cut by the dawn razor, whipping the nightmares to a froth
25. Every day in the week, I'm in a different city. If I stay too long, people try to pull me down.
26. I tried to love you. I thought I could. I tried to own you. I thought I would.
27. Lost my faith in humanity; I don't trust society.
28. I sneak in my own house. It's four in the morning. I had too much to drink. Said I was out with the boys.
29. I've waited for you to come. I've been in here all alone.
30. Oh sleeping stars, why are you so sad tonight?
I'M STARTING A MEME
General | Posted 16 years agoSCORE YOUR FRIENDS / SOUNDTRACK FOR YOUR FRIENDS
1. Take anywhere between three and five friends.
2. Pick out anything from your iTunes or other music library. It must be music you own.
3. Give each of your friends a theme song.
4. Optionally, give them a song that makes you think of them right now, if different from their overall theme song. Also optionally, provide links to all songs.
5. Link back to this journal.
I'd be pretty lame for starting this without doing it myself, so without further ado:
1. Regina Starkiller
Theme Song: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOh968qao74 ]
It's always fun hanging out with her and she's generally happy and silly like the tone of the song.
2. Aries
Theme Song: Hero by Machinae Supremacy [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXHRFFUzME8 ]
Being a heroic bounty huntress traveling through space and time, this somewhat science fictiony sounding song fits perfectly imo
3. Carrie
Theme Song: Pearls by Seatbelts. [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEh96yNp1hg ] Ignore the horrid amv.
Carrie strikes me as a more reserved and delicate person, and I also really really wanted to use this hauntingly beautiful song on this list
4. Peldora
Theme Song: Inner City Blues by Grover Washington Junior [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6dozqDNjRM ]
For doing that somewhat suggestive picture of me, have some funky jazz.
5. Moswen
Theme Song: Thelonius by Jeff Beck [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKO7tB0pqZM ]
Because I love this song, don't want to use any industrial, and because of the bass in here.
1. Take anywhere between three and five friends.
2. Pick out anything from your iTunes or other music library. It must be music you own.
3. Give each of your friends a theme song.
4. Optionally, give them a song that makes you think of them right now, if different from their overall theme song. Also optionally, provide links to all songs.
5. Link back to this journal.
I'd be pretty lame for starting this without doing it myself, so without further ado:
1. Regina Starkiller
Theme Song: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOh968qao74 ]
It's always fun hanging out with her and she's generally happy and silly like the tone of the song.
2. Aries
Theme Song: Hero by Machinae Supremacy [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXHRFFUzME8 ]
Being a heroic bounty huntress traveling through space and time, this somewhat science fictiony sounding song fits perfectly imo
3. Carrie
Theme Song: Pearls by Seatbelts. [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEh96yNp1hg ] Ignore the horrid amv.
Carrie strikes me as a more reserved and delicate person, and I also really really wanted to use this hauntingly beautiful song on this list
4. Peldora
Theme Song: Inner City Blues by Grover Washington Junior [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6dozqDNjRM ]
For doing that somewhat suggestive picture of me, have some funky jazz.
5. Moswen
Theme Song: Thelonius by Jeff Beck [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKO7tB0pqZM ]
Because I love this song, don't want to use any industrial, and because of the bass in here.
Furry Meme
General | Posted 16 years agoStolen from the incomparable DogSlug.
Are you a furry?
I'm on FurAffinity, have a fursona, and like furry porn. I'd say that means yes.
If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
I don't know, but probably. We never bothered asking.
How long have you been in the community?
A few years.
How did you find furry?
I played Furcadia when I was younger because a friend was on it and thought it was a cool online game. I quickly discovered that people sexually fetishize anthropomorphic animals in certain parts of Furcadia, so I checked it out from curiosity. All the sudden, here I am.
What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?
Furries hate it when somebody actually admits it, but the porn and the sex. Most people who will tell you otherwise are either eunuchs or liars.
What's Furry to you?
A fetish, a way to meet people and make friends, and drama.
If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
I would immediately clarify that I'm not like the kind you usually think of when you hear the word furry. No diapers, no cub art, no misplaced pride in it, no gender bending, no persecution complex. It's no different than any other kink in my opinion.
What are your favorite aspects of our community?
Now you're starting to sound like a Macintosh advertisement, and those suck. Don't ask for compliments.
Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
No. When somebody says "pawing off" instead of masturbating, especially when referring to real life, I get annoyed.
What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
Staunch anti-republicanism, sucking Obama's cock, atheism, animal souls, anarchy, loving Fight Club.
How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
Am I supposed to care?
How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?
The "media's aspect of what furry is" must be referring to the MTV sexpose and the CSI episode. Having watched them after having been around Furcadia for a few years and browsing FA, those specials are a lot more accurate than furries will admit. I don't give a fuck if you use those to bash me. I don't own a fursuit and I don't fuck random people. I'll just do the same thing I always do when people insult me: whatever I was already busy doing.
We all know furries have a lot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
See above. It's fine, just don't try to bullshit it like you just love wearing fun costumes (which you just happen to fuck in) or you feel the need to express your animal soul (by fucking).
Personal
What is/are your fursona(s)?
Violencia, a wolfess.
Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
I can't think of any fetish that is exclusive to furrydom, so no.
If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?
Only if I could change back and forth at will. There are times when it would be cool to be an upright wolfess and times when it would suck, like when you're eating something sticky or have bubble gum.
Do you believe you have a spirit animal? If Yes, Is that spirit animal your fursona(if not what is it?)
No. People don't have spirit animals; that's just a bastardization of the beliefs of the Native Americans we exploited and murdered in order to found this country. Haven't they suffered enough? I'm not going to drive their religion down a trail of tears too, or would that be a trail of murrs?
What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
I'm part of the Infamous support crew.
Are you a fursuiter? If yes, How many do you own? If No, do you ever plan on being a suiter?
No.
How many of your friends are furry?
Online, most of them. IRL, I have no clue. It's not a subject you bring up over coffee. "Say, do you enjoy anthropomorphic vixens fucking?"
How many pets do you own, if any?
1 Dog.
Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
Gaming, Reading, Metal.
Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
QUIT bitching about the media already. Jesus H. Christ on a Christ Cracker.
Meetups
Do you attend any cons? If no, would you attend any cons? If yes, which cons have you been to?
No, Maybe, and None.
Do you go to local meetups (bowling, public outings...etc)?
No.
Have you ever attended a furry party? If no, would you attend one?
No, and maybe.
Online
Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
No.
What furry websites do you attend?
This, Lulz, and Fchan.
What non furry websites do you frequent?
A lot. Don't give enough of a shit about this quiz to list them.
Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
I already told you to quit asking me for compliments. You're not going to get them.
Are you a furry?
I'm on FurAffinity, have a fursona, and like furry porn. I'd say that means yes.
If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
I don't know, but probably. We never bothered asking.
How long have you been in the community?
A few years.
How did you find furry?
I played Furcadia when I was younger because a friend was on it and thought it was a cool online game. I quickly discovered that people sexually fetishize anthropomorphic animals in certain parts of Furcadia, so I checked it out from curiosity. All the sudden, here I am.
What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?
Furries hate it when somebody actually admits it, but the porn and the sex. Most people who will tell you otherwise are either eunuchs or liars.
What's Furry to you?
A fetish, a way to meet people and make friends, and drama.
If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
I would immediately clarify that I'm not like the kind you usually think of when you hear the word furry. No diapers, no cub art, no misplaced pride in it, no gender bending, no persecution complex. It's no different than any other kink in my opinion.
What are your favorite aspects of our community?
Now you're starting to sound like a Macintosh advertisement, and those suck. Don't ask for compliments.
Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
No. When somebody says "pawing off" instead of masturbating, especially when referring to real life, I get annoyed.
What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
Staunch anti-republicanism, sucking Obama's cock, atheism, animal souls, anarchy, loving Fight Club.
How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
Am I supposed to care?
How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?
The "media's aspect of what furry is" must be referring to the MTV sexpose and the CSI episode. Having watched them after having been around Furcadia for a few years and browsing FA, those specials are a lot more accurate than furries will admit. I don't give a fuck if you use those to bash me. I don't own a fursuit and I don't fuck random people. I'll just do the same thing I always do when people insult me: whatever I was already busy doing.
We all know furries have a lot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
See above. It's fine, just don't try to bullshit it like you just love wearing fun costumes (which you just happen to fuck in) or you feel the need to express your animal soul (by fucking).
Personal
What is/are your fursona(s)?
Violencia, a wolfess.
Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
I can't think of any fetish that is exclusive to furrydom, so no.
If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?
Only if I could change back and forth at will. There are times when it would be cool to be an upright wolfess and times when it would suck, like when you're eating something sticky or have bubble gum.
Do you believe you have a spirit animal? If Yes, Is that spirit animal your fursona(if not what is it?)
No. People don't have spirit animals; that's just a bastardization of the beliefs of the Native Americans we exploited and murdered in order to found this country. Haven't they suffered enough? I'm not going to drive their religion down a trail of tears too, or would that be a trail of murrs?
What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
I'm part of the Infamous support crew.
Are you a fursuiter? If yes, How many do you own? If No, do you ever plan on being a suiter?
No.
How many of your friends are furry?
Online, most of them. IRL, I have no clue. It's not a subject you bring up over coffee. "Say, do you enjoy anthropomorphic vixens fucking?"
How many pets do you own, if any?
1 Dog.
Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
Gaming, Reading, Metal.
Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
QUIT bitching about the media already. Jesus H. Christ on a Christ Cracker.
Meetups
Do you attend any cons? If no, would you attend any cons? If yes, which cons have you been to?
No, Maybe, and None.
Do you go to local meetups (bowling, public outings...etc)?
No.
Have you ever attended a furry party? If no, would you attend one?
No, and maybe.
Online
Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
No.
What furry websites do you attend?
This, Lulz, and Fchan.
What non furry websites do you frequent?
A lot. Don't give enough of a shit about this quiz to list them.
Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
I already told you to quit asking me for compliments. You're not going to get them.
