wHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SITE,
gET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN,
wHY WOULD YOU EVEN GO HERE,
oH gOD WHAT IS GOING ON,

i, uH, sEE THERE HAS BEEN COMMENTARY, AND TAMPERING,
dESPITE THE FACT THAT i HAVE LEFT AND GONE FOREVER,

pLEASE, sTOP LEAVING YOUR DESPERATE MESSAGES ON MY, uH, iLL-CONCEIVED DIVERSIFICATION OF COMMUNICATION,
bECAUSE, i'M DONE, rEALLY i AM,
i THINK i SHOULD BE FLATTERED, mAYBE, bUT, i PREFER TO JUST BE LEFT ALONE,

cAN i TRUST YOU ALL TO DO THAT,

oK WHAT DID i JUST SEE,
wHY AM i EVEN DEPICTED HERE,
i'M NOT EVEN CONSIDERING HOW ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT i LOOK LIKE,
aT THIS POINT i'M MORE THAN BEYOND THE POINT OF CARING,

jUST IN THE SHORT PERIOD i'VE BEEN HERE, i MEAN,
jUST FROM ONE PERSON, i AM AT A LOSS FOR WHAT TO SAY ABOUT EVERYTHING,
nOT EVEN GOING TO MENTION THEIR HANDLE HERE SINCE YOU PROBABLY KNOW,
iF IT WAS LEFT TO JUST THE ONE FIRST IMAGE i SAW,
i KIND OF LIKED THAT,
kIND OF,

bUT ME AND,
aND THAT KID,
dON'T EVER DO THAT,
wON'T EVER,
wHAT,
wHY DOES THAT EXIST,
wHY WAS THIS CREATED,

aND LACKING ARTICLES OF CLOTHING,
uHH,
wHY,
bAD,
rEALLY BAD IF THAT WAS LIKE,
a THING OF YOURS,
nOT AS BAD AS WHAT WAS POSTED BEFORE,
i THINK i'M ALMOST AS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT,
oR THE ONE WHERE i AM GETTING ATTACKED BY THE KID FOR WHATEVER REASON,
sAY WHAT YOU WANT, i DON'T THINK THAT PICTURE WAS JUST ABOUT A FIGHT,

bUT,
tHE LAST ONE TAKES THE FUCKING CAKE,
iT DIGS ITS FINGERS RIGHT DOWN THROUGH THE FROSTING AND CLEAVES THROUGH EVERY LAYER,
nOBODY ELSE IS EVEN GOING TO WANT TO EAT A PASTRY SO THOROUGHLY RUINED, THAT'S HOW TAKEN IT WAS,
yOUR RESISTANCE, yOUR ATTEMPTED (AND FAILED, i really do ASSURE YOU) TROLL-REVERSALS, eVEN YOUR ASSORTED WEIRD PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS,
wHATEVER,
wHAT i SAW JUST COMBINED THE WORST OF EVERYTHING, aND ME,
iNTO A BIG DISTILLED BOTTLE OF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU,
THAT VIOLATION IS BEYOND WHAT i CAN ABIDE,
eVER,

eVERYTHING IS A LIE,
i HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT,
tHERE WAS NEVER ANY REQUEST OR ANYTHING,
nOTHING, nOT EVEN ONE WHERE i JUST WANTED A NICE PICTURE WITH THE PONY,
dIDN'T HAPPEN,

i WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT,
i DON'T KNOW WHO THAT PERSON IS,
i DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU AND,
iT HAD BETTER STAY THAT WAY,
oH gOD,

tYPING THIS OUT,
uHH, tHIS WHOLE CONFESSION,
lOOK, JUST FORGET EVERYTHING LIKE i INTEND TO FORGET,
i'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN,
tHIS CHAPTER IS CLOSING FOREVER,
i'M UPENDING AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF GLUE INTO THESE NAUSEATING PAGES AND SLAMMING IT SHUT AND BURNING IT,
sURE, WRITE ALL YOU WANT HERE,
pRETEND i'M YOUR PENPAL,
a REALLY BAD ONE WHO NEVER EVER RESPONDS TO WHAT YOU SAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WRITE,
bECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN,

yOU ALL DID THIS,
aLL OF YOU,
nOW i NEED TO, LIKE,
sHOWER FOR A GODDAMN DECADE,



fUCK, i HOPE THE REST OF THEM DON'T KEEP BRINGING THIS UP, THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH LAUGHS OVER THIS,,,

hEEEEEEEEEY SUCKERS, AND SUCKETTES,
iF THERE EVEN ARE ANY FEMALES AROUND,

fIRST i CAME HERE JUST TO TROLL JADE,
tHAT MUCH IS OBVIOUS, i MEAN,
wHY ELSE WOULD i BE HERE,
bUT A MASTER TROLL SUCH AS MYSELF WON'T LIMIT HIMSELF TO JUST ONE TARGET,
tHIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS TEEMING WITH,
uMM, TROLLABLE INDIVIDUALS,
nOT TO MENTION A WHOLE LOT OF PSYCHE-SCARRING ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANTICS,
wITH FEW EXCEPTIONS i THINK i'VE HAD OVERWHELMING SUCCESS, HERE,

pRETTY SURE MY NAME'S SPREAD FAR AND WIDE, AND NOW,
tHE MERE MENTIONING OF MY HANDLE IS ENOUGH TO CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING AND SHIVERING AND OTHER EMBARRASSING INVOLUNTARY BEHAVIOR,
aSIDE FROM A FEW UPSTARTS, i'M PRETTY SURE HALF OF YOU ARE TOO SCARED TO EVEN SAY ANYTHING TO ME,
pROBABLY EVEN MORE THAN THAT, WHICH CONSTITUTES A MAJORITY OF YOU HAVE FALLEN UNDER THE CHILLING EFFECT OF A KNOWN TROLL,
uHH, wHICH IS A GOOD THING, BECAUSE OTHERWISE i MIGHT HAVE ACCESS TO THIS SITE REVOKED BY ONE OF YOUR OVERLORDS,
tHAT WOULD BE A PREMATURE DEPARTURE, SINCE THERE ARE STILL SO MANY OF YOU TO TROLL,
aND i HAVE SOMETHING i'M KIND OF LOOKING FORWARD TO ANYWAY, SOOOOO,,,

i'M GOING ALL IN, LAST RESERVE, TO A DEATH, SLOW QUARTERS,
yOUR WILL TO CONTINUE YOUR PATHETIC LIVES IS GOING TO BE LOWER THAN IT EVER HAS,
sOMETHING WHICH IS PROBABLY ALREADY LOW IN THE FIRST PLACE,
yOU HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF THE SORT OF SHIT YOU'RE IN FOR NOW,
oNCE i START,
i MEAN, CONTINUE TROLLING ALL OF YOU,
(fUCK,)
yOU'LL ALL REGRET i EVER SHOWED UP,
iNSTEAD OF JUST ME REGRETTING i EVER SHOWED UP,

i THINK i'M STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE BETTER,
sOMETIMES i STILL GET SOME HEADACHES OR DRY HEAVES,
eITHER WAY i'VE ALMOST BUILT UP A COMPLETE RESISTANCE TO YOUR SEXUAL PROCLIVITIES,
hALF OF IT IS GROUNDED IN CONTINUED REASSURANCE AND RELIEF,
nONE OF WHAT i'VE SEEN IS AT ALL POSSIBLE FOR ANY OF YOU,
tHIS GOES DOUBLE FOR ANY AMONG YOU,
tHE ONES FOND OF RAPE-TENDRILS, OR EVEN THE DELUSION THAT ONE CAN OBTAIN THEIR OWN GRAVITATIONAL FIELD WITH ENOUGH CHOCOLATE PUDDING,

i'M FINISHING UP SOME PLANS THAT i DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MENTION,
tHEY ARE BEYOND WHAT ANY OF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND EVEN IF i EXPLAINED POLITELY AND IN CLEAR CONCISE TERMS,
wHICH i WON'T,
tHEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW BADLY YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOING TO FIND THEMSELVES,
tHAT POT IS ALREADY SIMMERING AND YOU'RE ALL LITTLE FROGS IN THERE,
pLUS i'VE REALLY THOUGHT THIS THROUGH,
i'VE GOT A LID ON THAT SHIT AND EVERYTHING,
yOU FUCKERS COULDN'T EVEN JUMP OUT REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH DANGER YOU KNEW YOU WERE IN,

sO DON'T EVEN ASK ABOUT WHAT i'M DOING,
i'M NOT YOUR LITTLE PERSONAL INFORMATION KIOSK,
tELLING YOU WHERE ALL THE RESTROOMS ARE,
gODDAMN,

oH jEGUS gOD FUCK,
yOU FUCKING PEOPLE,
wHAT AM i EVEN SEEING AND EXPERIENCING HERE IT IS LIKE NOTHING i CAN EVER HOPE TO STAND,
sO MANY OSTENTATIOUS DISPLAYS OF OVERENGORGED PILLARS OF MEAT ON IMPROBABLY IMMENSE AND GENOCIDAL EQUINES THAT REVEL IN THE FACT OF THEIR OWN POWER,
i'M STARTING TO REGRET THIS, i'M STARTING TO REGRET EVERYTHING STARTING FROM THE MOMENT OF OPPORTUNITY I TOOK IN OBTAINING MEMBERSHIP,
gOD DAMN AND NOW THE REST OF THEM WON'T STOP MOCKING ME,
oK FUCK, uHH,
lISTEN i'LL BE BACK SOON,
i DON'T REALLY WANT TO RETREAT BECAUSE i CAN PROBABLY HANDLE IT IF i TRY,
iT'S JUST THAT i TRULY DON'T WANT TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW,

eVERYWHERE i TURN, oH MY gOD,

lOOK GUYS, i DID IT, i AM 1 FOR 1 IN ABSOLUTELY TROLLING ALL YOU FURRIES,
tHIS IS JUST THE start OF YOUR HORRIBLE SCREECHING OWNERSHIP, oF WHICH i AM TAKING OF ALL OF YOU,

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POST FACTO ALTERATION: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/376...../#cid:28000084 tHIS INDIVIDUAL IS OF NO HELP, i AM LOOKING FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTION TO BONE UP ON MY CAUSTIC MANGLING OF PATHETIC HUMAN WITS PREFERABLY TO THE ACCOMPANIMENT OF DISEASE-CARRYING BEATS, oF ANY SORT REALLY,

hELLO, mISERABLE CREEPS, i KNW YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY "cowering" (HEH HEH,,) BECAUSE A TROLL GOD WALKS AMONG YOU,
i MEAN POSTING, RIGHT, i WILL HAVE DELIVER MY HORRIBLE,
oUTLANDISH MOCKERY RIGHT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR DOOR STEPS,
lIKE FRESH MILK IN THE MORNING, bUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAPPEN ANY MORE DOES IT,
i HAVE TROUBLE MANAGING THE STATUS OF DAIRY CONVEYANCE OBSOLESCENCE,
bUT IT, uHHHH, yOU GET THE IDEA, rIGHT,,

yOU SHOULD PREPARE NOW, hIDE YOUR cHILDREN BECAUSE,
tHEY'RE SERIOUSLY IN DANGER NOW, i'M DANGEROUS TO,
sHIT WAIT NO i CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE TAKEN,
ENTIRELY OUT OF THE WRONG CONTEXT, oR IN IT,