So I might be a little crazy, because The NUKE SUBMISSIONS button is staring at me and daring me to press it but I just can't do it.

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Ugh.

I'm about a month behind. At this point I'm just trying to keep it under 19k.

I -could- wipe it all out... but then I might miss something ;-;

Goddamit I'm a packrat even on the internet.

How old were you when you:

Lost your virginity?
18. Or maybe it was 19, I forget.

Lost someone close to you?
6

Consumed alcohol?
7

Received a kiss?
8

Went to the hospital?
I went back two months after they shipped me out xD

Had a broken heart?
9

Lost a pet?
Never had any

Got arrested?
Never

Broke a bone?
7

Got a job?
9

Got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
16 or so

Met someone famous?
4

Got in a car wreck?
Not that I know of

Dyed your hair?
Never.

Flew on an airplane?
17

Went to another state?
a week after I got out of the hospital.

Got a tattoo?
Not yet, probably in the winter season this year

Had a piercing?
This body is unpierced.

Smoked pot?
still haven't.

Smoked a cigarette?
like 8

Went to Disney Land or World?
never

Had A Long term relationship?
16 or so

Dated somebody of another race?
hasn't happened yet

Passed out from drinking?
20

Were dumped?
20-21, maybe?

Ah ha ha ha...

I'm pretty sure I'm not burning out... Mostly.

I can't wait till E3 is done. Until then, I'll just continue wishing for more hours in a day~

Hm... Might eat and go straight to bed when I get home...

 JWolfsky is doing commissions, and he needs background characters to slap in full body colors. Interested?

Closing on Saturday May 4th.

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Edit: if you guys have any monologues or dialogues or narrations I can read, I'm also looking to practice doing voice stuff. Just please, if you send me something make sure it's a transcript, not a video.

Hey guys, it's that time again. Ask me or any of my characters whatever you want~

Or, if you want, you can get a free written request.

Just use the following form, and I'll write out a few paragraphs if I have time.

Rating: General, Mature, Adult
Themes: Whatever you want, keep it under ten words.
Kinks: Again, whatever you want, you can slap on whatever you think of, or pick from http://wiki.f-list.net/index.php/Kink_Information . Try to keep it under six.


example 1
Adult
Themes: An ice cream merchant making his new stock
Kinks: Masturbation, musk, eating cum, dirty talking.


example 2
Mature
Themes: High School. Lunch time. Bully. Tables Turned.
Kinks: Public Humiliation, degradation, watersports Marking.

And feel free to advertise, I always love to get new people in here and asking for different ideas~

Hope you guys enjoy the answers and snippets.

EDIT: I don't mind if you ask for a second one after you've had the first. However, please don't ask for a continuation of your previous snippet. The purpose of these is to write as many different scenarios as possible in a vacuum. Continuing a previous snippet kinda defeats the purpose.



It's that time of week again.

Ask me or any of my characters whatever you want.
Alternatively, you can use the "never have I ever..." format to try and sniff out something I've done in the past with a bit of detail.


And/or, using the form below for a free story snippet request. You fill it out, and I'll write a short, 1-5 paragraph story about it if I have time.
And if you're craving something embarrassing/extreme/odd and don't want anyone to see, I'm perfectly okay with you sending it to me through PM.


Rating: General/Mature/Adult
Themes: Up to ten words. can either be a short description of a scene, or just keywords. (Ex: "A gazelle at her job interview" Or "Bear. Twink. Lockers. Bullying.")
Kinks: Select up to 6 , can be whatever you want.

Here's a handy list http://wiki.f-list.net/index.php/Kink_Information , but kinks don't have to be in that list. If they aren't, however, please add a short description of the kink in question so I'm not hunting around.

Also, if you want a particular snippet to include a specific character , please add a link at the end.
If you feel like it, I'm certainly not against anyone pimping this journal, but it's not a requirement.

Now, what crazy questions / ideas are you all asking today?

Edit: Almost forgot, feel free to pimp this journal out, guys. It gives me a lot of practice, and doing different types of requests helps my overall writing mojo move itself along ;>

All right guys and gals and more, time for another.

Ask me or any of my characters whatever you want.

And/or, using the form below for a free story snippet request. You fill it out, and I'll write a short, 1-5 paragraph story about it if I have time.
And if you're craving something embarrassing/extreme/odd and don't want anyone to see, I'm perfectly okay with you sending it to me through PM.


Rating: General/Mature/Adult
Themes: Up to ten words. can either be a short description of a scene, or just keywords. (Ex: "A gazelle at her job interview" Or "Bear. Twink. Lockers. Bullying.")
Kinks: Select up to 6 , can be whatever you want.


Here's a handy list http://wiki.f-list.net/index.php/Kink_Information , but kinks don't have to be in that list. If they aren't, however, please add a short description of the kink in question so I'm not hunting around.

Also, if you want a particular snippet to include a specific character , please add a link at the end.

Thanks, and have fun guys.

Edit: If you want something done with a character, add a link. I try to do these when I have a spare five minutes, and I can't spend that time hunting through galleries for fursonas/info on them.

Also, this is open till Saturday evening (journal title will be changed when I close it)
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All right, let's try it a new way.

Ask me or my characters whatever you feel like knowing.

And/Or ask for a free snippet with the following format


Rating: General, Mature, Adult.
Themes: Can be single words, or a sentence, or whatever. You have six words here to get the idea across. (Ex1: Monkey climbing a tree. Ex2: Rhino. Velociraptor. Juice Bar. Fun Times.)
Kinks/fetishes: Up to five from this list http://wiki.f-list.net/index.php/Kink_Information . You can include things not in it, but this is just to make it easier for me to get my info.

As an aside, if you want to send a private request for some other reason (like asking for an adult snippet with fetishes you're embarrassed about, or something) just send me a PM and I'll reply in kind.

EEyyup.

Ask any question to any of my characters or myself,

or request a snippet with the following form.


Rating: General, Mature, Adult
Key-Words : No more than six words allowed.

Note, if you aren't using the format, I'm ignoring your snippet request. If there's no question attached, I'll hide the comment. You're welcomed to repost it with the proper format.

Makes it easier for me to read and organize on my end.

Same deal as usual.

Ask me or any character 'o' mine any question your crazy little heart desires.

And/or ask for a story snippet, using the form below.


Themes/description/google search terms : Six words maximum.
Rating: General/mature/adult.

You know the drill, ask me or my characters any question you please. And if it's a character of mine you know from off site, feel free as well. No restrictions !

And for a free snippet, follow the following format or it'll get ignored.
Rating:general/pg-13/adult
Themes:six words max. They can be whatever you want. But six words max.

Example:
Rating : adult
Themes: college cat jock wrestling shower funtime

I'm jealous of YCH auctions and those who are known/skilled enough for them.

So I was thinking to myself, what would I do if I could do a similar thing?
But then I remembered I haven't drawn in the last eight years other than the occasional design or schematic doodle, which got me thinking.

How would a YCH story work?

Would it be a story written, and then search/replace+ a few modifications to add in the buyer's character?

Or would it be more like an already set outline, not written but planned, with one or more characters being the buyer's choice?

It's an amusing thought.

What so you guys think it would be like? And would there actually be a market for it?

That time again!
Ask me anything.
Alternatively, ask any of my characters ( whether they're on the site or not) anything!

As for snippets, please use the following format

Rating:general/mature/adult
Themes/ideas:(whatever you want, six words max)

I need something to do on my phone on my commute. Usually I read manga/listen to podcasts/audiobooks, but the past two weeks have been... draining. And I'm finding myself with less and less energy to spend on reading comprehension.

SO.

Any suggestions on movies I could watch ? Preference for something not too heavy, since that would defeat the purpose.

Kung Fu Pandas 1&2 and How to train your dragon, for example , have been perfect for this.

I just did 8 hours of overtime.

Bite me.

I mean... Tmi Tuesday! Whooo!

Ask away, ask away~

And ask for writing snippets if you want one.

Snippet
Theme: less than 10 words (doesn't have to be a sentence)
Rating: general, pg13, adult.

Fuck you, universe.

I don't care how bad today was, I don't care how bad last week and weekend were. I don't give a shit for all the bullshit you pulled today.

This week is a GOOD week, oh crazy life, even if I have to punch you in the throat and kick all your fucking teeth out.

You want to depress me, world?

Come fucking get it.

I'll make sure it comes at a high goddamned price.

In the past twenty four hours I:
-Had to skip the gym because my calf hurts, may have pulled a muscle
-forgot harder at work, phone died
-Have lost functionality in my only good set of headphones
-Couldn't sleep because one roommate had a gentleman caller over to explore her Sarlacc pit
-Was woken up by the sound of the kitten peeing on my comic long box ( subsequently learned that the kitten has free reign now instead of being confined to its owner's room)
-Forgot we were the second, so my bus pass expired
-After getting on the bus anyway (bus driver didn't say anything, just shrugged) bus was stopped for surprise inspection and I got tagged for a 220$ fine (because not paying the 3$ is super fucking srs bznss)
-Got kicked in the shin by a child on the metro(9-12ish)
-Was shoved into the side of the bus by a lady who was trying to get from behind me to closer to the door while someone was getting onto the bus and was crossing me. Called me a fatass , and the. Proceeded to stand there for the next five minutes until we got to her actual stop.
-Arrived for overtime one hour late
-Overtime

A lot of this is my fault or avoidable, I'm not making excuses or whining about how cruel the universe is. This is just to explain why I may have been curt and short with people today.

One word.


You get one word to set the scene, and I'll see about making a snippet about it.

With a tiny bit of added info.

Word:
Rating:(adult, general, pg13)

So for the few of you who know where I live, and the even fewer who might see it on the news, dot worry, fire was two buildings down, and when I left it seemed to be sorta under control. Got my laptop on me just in case, but the important bit is I didn't get hurt (I'm pretty sure no one was seriously hurt, there was a pretty big crowd up front.)

Edit: to be clear, I'm not talking about a huge news event. It's just a small fire that you'll see if you watch the news in my province. Dont nobody think I have a massive country wide fire near me. XD

Yo!

Ask me any question you'd like, and I'll -probably- answer.
Or, ask for a snippet. Got some mojo to write fetish porn, so if your request tickles my pickle I'll reply with a little snippet. No limits on the type of kink, either. The worst that can happen is I don't feel like writing it.

So the assassins downstairs finally released the info on their game to the public.

Can I just say I've been absolutely amazed that the DLC is "the Tyranny of George Washington?" I couldn't believe it a few months ago, but the concept is awesome.

Might have to get the game myself now just for that.

Hit me. Lets try and be a tiny bit more social 'round here.

As in, most well established, and so big that it seems it'll never die. And don't forget how, each year, they both have a mass exodus towards other, newer sites... only to have half of them come back a month or three later.

This isn't a bash on either thing, I love em both.

I do have a weasyl though, just for fun (not leaving doesn't mean I can't join other sites).

https://www.weasyl.com/profile/aekrilos

Oh, and I support Dragoneer's handling of the situation as a whole. In case you were curious.

1. Are you single or taken?
Single as can be.

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Gimme my sugar.

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines ?
Maybe buy myself some chocos.

4. Do you like anyone?
Maybe sorta kinda pass.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?

Nope

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines ?
The Internet

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not really
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Literally more than I knew what to do with

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?

The sappiest

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
No.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?

No

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?

Nope

13. Do you like candy hearts?

Ugh no.

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
A cake

15. Is Valentines depressing?
Not particularly
16. How is your love life?

Non existent.

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?

Nope.

18. How many roses would you want to receive?
None. Well... Maybe one.

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?

No unless things change drastically xD

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Not more than any normal day.

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
An ex.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
No one in particular.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
Someone who cares xD
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
None.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?

Yes

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
70sum. Was all three classes.

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
A few.

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Yes.

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
No.


30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
A webcam to vid chat with my girlfriend at the time.


31. What was the worst?
A one shot fleshlight type gooey egg thing.
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
No.

Merry christmas, or just merry whatever you're doing.

I'm going to go wrap myself in a blanket and whimper from how sensitive alcohol makes my skin. Toodles~