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feeling much better now :)
Posted 14 years agoI'm finally starting to feel better but I still have to got to the doctor tomorrow to get my test result wish me luck.
I'm getting worried guys
Posted 14 years agoI've been having some really bad chest pains lately along with some shortness of breath, light headeness and some pains in my neck, leg and arms. I'm really starting to get worried about it. I think I should talk to my mother about this to see if I have to go to the hospital.
I'll let you all know if anything bad happens.
I'll let you all know if anything bad happens.
Today is the day Medical update (MUST READ)
Posted 14 years agoI'm getting most of my tests done today, I've had my blood tests but they won't be ready till friday. I'm currenty in the waiting room at the radiological clinic, it'll be another hour before I find out if I'm ok or not. I'm a little on edge right now and who can blame me, however my BIG test the echo isn't being done for another two weeks that's the one that will tell my doctor what's wrong with me.
Going through some very bad times (MUST READ)
Posted 14 years agoWell for the last month I've been suffering from some very bad chest pains. So yesterday I finally made it to my doctor and got some tests done. First she checked my lungs which were nomal and then she checked my abdamon which was also normal. I then got a ECG which dosen't look good. She thinks that I may have LVH (don't ask me what it is I'm not a doctor) or a abnormaly large heart. Now my doctor as told me I need to get a chest film, a EEG and a ultrasound of my chest including some blood tests to rule out a few things.
I got to tell you this whole expirience is freaking me out, I mean I've had problems with my chest ever since I was born but this has to be the worst thing yet. I can't do anything anymore even doing simple things like cooking is an effot. I just wish I can figure out what is wrong with me.
But look you guys shouldn't really worry, I'm not going to know what's wrong for some time, so for now I'm just going to have to deal with it until I get all my tests done. who knows it could nothing.
I got to tell you this whole expirience is freaking me out, I mean I've had problems with my chest ever since I was born but this has to be the worst thing yet. I can't do anything anymore even doing simple things like cooking is an effot. I just wish I can figure out what is wrong with me.
But look you guys shouldn't really worry, I'm not going to know what's wrong for some time, so for now I'm just going to have to deal with it until I get all my tests done. who knows it could nothing.
Down but not out
Posted 14 years agoHey everyone. My computer is broken and i have no idea when it will be fixed so you may not hear from me for a while. I've been forced to use my phone from now on.
Ps.. I found a rental about a week ago and i'm moving in next thursday yay *jumps up and down and partys*
Ps.. I found a rental about a week ago and i'm moving in next thursday yay *jumps up and down and partys*
Blace's free gender bender art
Posted 14 years agoAs the name says Blace is doing a free gender bender art, If you want to see what it's all about just go here https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2108465/ you should check it out.
If I was to be transformed into a women I don't really know what I would but I would make the most of my time though.
If I was to be transformed into a women I don't really know what I would but I would make the most of my time though.
Internet problems
Posted 15 years agoI've been having problems with my internet for some time so I haven't been able to reply to comments and notes, I've had to use my phone for awhile but now I'm (for the mean time) back sorry for any inconvenience
BTW I didn't get the house I was looking at :(
BTW I didn't get the house I was looking at :(
Help!!
Posted 15 years agoI'm in hell and i can't get out AAARRHHHH!!!!
Ps: Hell is a myers clothes shop and i have no were to sit down, i fucking hate clothes shopping. Why can't we all just walk around naked.
Ps: Hell is a myers clothes shop and i have no were to sit down, i fucking hate clothes shopping. Why can't we all just walk around naked.
Stressing out
Posted 15 years agoI am stressing the fuck out.
A few days ago I handed in a application for a rental property and now I have to wait and see if I get it, man I hope I get it. I've been living in the same house for 16 years and I'm fucking sick of it, I'm sick of living in a house were I can't get any privacy, I'm sick of all the ants getting into all my food I'm sick of sleeping on the floor of my lounge room because my room is too small to fit a bed big enough to sleep in and fit all my crap. I just want to get out of here and start a new is that to hard to ask for.
Anyway IF I DO get it I'll let you guys know, if not I'll just keep ranting some more.
A few days ago I handed in a application for a rental property and now I have to wait and see if I get it, man I hope I get it. I've been living in the same house for 16 years and I'm fucking sick of it, I'm sick of living in a house were I can't get any privacy, I'm sick of all the ants getting into all my food I'm sick of sleeping on the floor of my lounge room because my room is too small to fit a bed big enough to sleep in and fit all my crap. I just want to get out of here and start a new is that to hard to ask for.
Anyway IF I DO get it I'll let you guys know, if not I'll just keep ranting some more.
Some things I need to say MUST READ
Posted 15 years agoWell first I'd like to say sorry, I haven't been on the net for some time now and it may seem like I'm ignoring you guys but I'm not. A lot has happened in my life lately which has taken priority of everything else but things are for the moment calming down so I should be online a little more now. Now I'd also like to say thank you to all my friends, my watches and anyone who faved or commented my art you guys are awesome and I love you all so much, now since I'm here I'm going to list some thinks that will happen over the next year.
Over the last two months I have been planing a huge art series based on my love of music, now I can't tell you much about what I have planed but I can tell you some of the things I've come up with are just fucking epic. My only problem I can't draw at all but I do plan on going to some art classes two in fact, The first being a basic how-to and the other is a graphic art class were they teach you how to draw comic books after that it's full steam ahead.
About four months ago I started
thebeastsofthejungle with 
and 
since then the site has gone a bit down hill, I haven't logged in for some time now. I have been thinking about passing control to either bakakitty, tigrafrostbite and as of recently Striped_Scribe who has brought up some very good points and knows were the site should be going, but I haven't made any decisions yet and will be discussing it with them soon.
On a similer note I have made another page, this one is still under construction and will be used as my commission/gift account, this one (AgentKeys) will remain active and will be used to post my own artwork which I plan to do more of. Here is my new account http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maximustiger/ remember it's not finished yet and I haven't posted anything yet but as soon as more people watch me the sooner I'll post art.
That seems to be it for now if I can think of anything else I'll post it in my next journal, well till next time I hope to speak to more of you and get to know you all a bit better goodbye and have a happy 2011 *kisses*
Number One:Over the last two months I have been planing a huge art series based on my love of music, now I can't tell you much about what I have planed but I can tell you some of the things I've come up with are just fucking epic. My only problem I can't draw at all but I do plan on going to some art classes two in fact, The first being a basic how-to and the other is a graphic art class were they teach you how to draw comic books after that it's full steam ahead.
Number Two:About four months ago I started
thebeastsofthejungle with 
and 
since then the site has gone a bit down hill, I haven't logged in for some time now. I have been thinking about passing control to either bakakitty, tigrafrostbite and as of recently Striped_Scribe who has brought up some very good points and knows were the site should be going, but I haven't made any decisions yet and will be discussing it with them soon.On a similer note I have made another page, this one is still under construction and will be used as my commission/gift account, this one (AgentKeys) will remain active and will be used to post my own artwork which I plan to do more of. Here is my new account http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maximustiger/ remember it's not finished yet and I haven't posted anything yet but as soon as more people watch me the sooner I'll post art.
That seems to be it for now if I can think of anything else I'll post it in my next journal, well till next time I hope to speak to more of you and get to know you all a bit better goodbye and have a happy 2011 *kisses*
COD versus MOH
Posted 15 years agoCall of Duty: Black Ops versus Medal of Honor
I've played them both and Call of Duty: Black Ops is better, that's all I'm going to say on that. I don't want to go into great detail but when it comes down to storyline Call of Duty: Black Ops fucking whoops Medal of Honors ass, saying that though I still think Metal of Honour is fun to play but that's it just fun.
Also if anyone has played Call of Duty: Black Ops they'll know what I mean when I say zombies rock XD
I've played them both and Call of Duty: Black Ops is better, that's all I'm going to say on that. I don't want to go into great detail but when it comes down to storyline Call of Duty: Black Ops fucking whoops Medal of Honors ass, saying that though I still think Metal of Honour is fun to play but that's it just fun.
Also if anyone has played Call of Duty: Black Ops they'll know what I mean when I say zombies rock XD
F5 my new Christmas icon
Posted 15 years agoF5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
Do it now NOW http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4903319/ Been having such a great couple of days
Posted 15 years agoFor the last few days I've been having such a good time, On Sunday I went to my sisters place for a BBQ to celebrate her birthday, well it wasn't technically her birthday yet that wasn't till Tuesday. Anyway I hadn't seen her in some time and I was really looking forward to it, OMG it was so much fun I got to meet all of my sisters old friends who I'd haven't seen in ages and her fiancés biker mates who were all very nice guys, Me and my sis got a little drunk on vodka and Smirnoff Vodka Mojitos but my dad who went with me pulled the plug before we really got hammered.
On Monday I really didn't do much except recover from last nights heavy drinking (I had a few beers after I got home and watched twister one for my all time favourite movies on sci-fi) :P
On Tuesday my sister came to our house, opened her presents and we all went to the movies. We went and saw Machete fucking hell I've seen some shit but this OMFG SHADOW-PAWS was right (his journal http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1879131/) this has to be the worst movie I have ever fucking seen. Jessica Alba was the worsted of them all I mean Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro and Michelle Rodriguez who I thing is really hot and have a serious crush on were not that bad and the script don't get me stared. Anyway I tried to tell her it was going to be shit but she didn't believe me and after the movie finished she just looked at me and said "wow that was shit" and I said "I fucking told you so". Robert Rodriguez you should be ashamed of yourself.
After the movie we went to time zone, man i haven't been there for ages he had so much fun I totally kick ass on the shooting games. After that we had dinner just nandos and went home, I hope the rest of the week is like this.
P.S played Call Of Duty Black Ops and finished it, totally recommend you guys play it.
On Monday I really didn't do much except recover from last nights heavy drinking (I had a few beers after I got home and watched twister one for my all time favourite movies on sci-fi) :P
On Tuesday my sister came to our house, opened her presents and we all went to the movies. We went and saw Machete fucking hell I've seen some shit but this OMFG SHADOW-PAWS was right (his journal http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1879131/) this has to be the worst movie I have ever fucking seen. Jessica Alba was the worsted of them all I mean Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro and Michelle Rodriguez who I thing is really hot and have a serious crush on were not that bad and the script don't get me stared. Anyway I tried to tell her it was going to be shit but she didn't believe me and after the movie finished she just looked at me and said "wow that was shit" and I said "I fucking told you so". Robert Rodriguez you should be ashamed of yourself.
After the movie we went to time zone, man i haven't been there for ages he had so much fun I totally kick ass on the shooting games. After that we had dinner just nandos and went home, I hope the rest of the week is like this.
P.S played Call Of Duty Black Ops and finished it, totally recommend you guys play it.
I slept on my pool table last night
Posted 15 years agoLong story short I had no were else to sleep so I grabbed a blanket, pillow and the foam mattress (I only grabbed the mattress after I couldn't get comfortable at first) and slept on the pool table. I haven't had a good nights sleep in 3-4 months, last time I slept on the floor I ended up pulling all the nerves in my neck and I couldn't move my head for a fucking week. I hope I can get some sleep tonight.
I'm a Pretty Sex machine who is a beast in bed
Posted 15 years agoStolen from 
Pick the first Letter of Your first Name
A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the third letter in your middle name(if you don't have one use your last name):
A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed
NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."
Pick the first Letter of Your first Name
A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the third letter in your middle name(if you don't have one use your last name):
A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed
NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."
I'm 56% Cute :-P
Posted 15 years agoStolen from 
SecreT
Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You're quiet.
[x] = You say random silly things.
[] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[] = Your under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin.
[] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[x] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Colours:
[] = You like the colour pink/light blue.
[] = You tend to wear bright/girly colours.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[x] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[] = You like babies a lot.
[] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3."
TOTAL: 15
Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm ____% Cute"
14 x 4 = 56
SecreTAppearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You're quiet.
[x] = You say random silly things.
[] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[] = Your under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin.
[] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[x] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Colours:
[] = You like the colour pink/light blue.
[] = You tend to wear bright/girly colours.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[x] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[] = You like babies a lot.
[] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3."
TOTAL: 15
Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm ____% Cute"
14 x 4 = 56
Reference Info *Updated*
Posted 15 years agoIf anyone wants to draw me
Name: Max Alexander
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Age: 30
Hight: 9 feet 10 inches / 300cm
Weight: 1000Lbs / 453kg
Species: White Siberian Tiger with Levantine Dragon (draconis cappadocia) and Russian Kabardin horse (equus ferus caballus) heritage. Siberian tigers are larger the Bengal tigers with a different facial structure.
Body Type: Buff/very muscular, these are a good example of what I mean.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5383473
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/21769518/
Feet are digitigrade. He has just the slightest forked tongue, It would be bearly noticeable but still there and he'd still have the typical cat like tongue.
Eye Colour: Blue/Gray and cat like
Fur: White fur with black strips. Strips on the whole body including neck and face are very intense. They resemble Russian tribal stripes (see references below.) Please ask if clarification is needed.
Hair: Dark red not copper or orange. Max has black stripes in his hair (His stripes run the full length of his hair) His hair is very long running down past his ass.
Personality: Dominate sometimes switch but not offen. He is kind to others showing compaction and respect but can be know to be forceful and to the point when the need arises.
Penis Type: He has horse genitalia with tiger and dragon aspects. Head of the penis is horse like but has small tiger like spines around the tip and a little bit down the upper shaft. The shaft resembles a horse but has subtle dragon scale ridges down the under length of the shaft to the medial ring. Testicles are very large and in proportion with the rest of his body.
Penis Colour: White testicles and sheath with a black penis. The penis has small faint white strips running half the length of the penis. Testicles and sheath have three thick continuous black strips on either side.
Penis Length: 30 inches
Width of Head When Unflared: 5.5 inches
Width of Head When Flared: 6.8 inches
Width of Shaft: 5 inches
Width of Medial Ring: 6.1 inches
Kinks: Excessive Cum, Bukkake, Fisting, Gaping, Rope Bondage, Ferals, Preforming Cunnilingus, Hermaphrodites, Transgender, Size Difference and giving and receiving oral and anal.
Name: Max Alexander
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Age: 30
Hight: 9 feet 10 inches / 300cm
Weight: 1000Lbs / 453kg
Species: White Siberian Tiger with Levantine Dragon (draconis cappadocia) and Russian Kabardin horse (equus ferus caballus) heritage. Siberian tigers are larger the Bengal tigers with a different facial structure.
Body Type: Buff/very muscular, these are a good example of what I mean.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5383473
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/21769518/
Feet are digitigrade. He has just the slightest forked tongue, It would be bearly noticeable but still there and he'd still have the typical cat like tongue.
Eye Colour: Blue/Gray and cat like
Fur: White fur with black strips. Strips on the whole body including neck and face are very intense. They resemble Russian tribal stripes (see references below.) Please ask if clarification is needed.
Hair: Dark red not copper or orange. Max has black stripes in his hair (His stripes run the full length of his hair) His hair is very long running down past his ass.
Personality: Dominate sometimes switch but not offen. He is kind to others showing compaction and respect but can be know to be forceful and to the point when the need arises.
GenitaliaPenis Type: He has horse genitalia with tiger and dragon aspects. Head of the penis is horse like but has small tiger like spines around the tip and a little bit down the upper shaft. The shaft resembles a horse but has subtle dragon scale ridges down the under length of the shaft to the medial ring. Testicles are very large and in proportion with the rest of his body.
Penis Colour: White testicles and sheath with a black penis. The penis has small faint white strips running half the length of the penis. Testicles and sheath have three thick continuous black strips on either side.
Penis Length: 30 inches
Width of Head When Unflared: 5.5 inches
Width of Head When Flared: 6.8 inches
Width of Shaft: 5 inches
Width of Medial Ring: 6.1 inches
Kinks: Excessive Cum, Bukkake, Fisting, Gaping, Rope Bondage, Ferals, Preforming Cunnilingus, Hermaphrodites, Transgender, Size Difference and giving and receiving oral and anal.
References http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6495180/ (Old Ref) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3354790/ (Old Ref) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4530720/ (Old Ref)Stripe references http://0.s3.envato.com/files/268944.jpg http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs37/i/2....._Revie6661.jpg http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2.....liceCedrus.png Fursona Family History
Posted 15 years agoBefore i start i'd like to say that the last few weeks have been very stressful for me and as such i'm not on here as much as i'd like to be, i'll be writing a journal soon about what i've been up to.
Now back to business, I'm drawing up my fursonas (Max) family history dating back four generations I'm only in the typing phase but i should be posting it by the end of the month. My only problem is that i don't know what age i should use for Max you see i've been planning a screenplay/graphic novel about Max and his obsession for seeking revenge on an old foe and in said story Max is sixty five, however i'm only nineteen meaning Max is also nineteen so should i base the age of my family tree on my story or real life?
This question is pissing my off and stopping me from finishing it can you help me :)
Now back to business, I'm drawing up my fursonas (Max) family history dating back four generations I'm only in the typing phase but i should be posting it by the end of the month. My only problem is that i don't know what age i should use for Max you see i've been planning a screenplay/graphic novel about Max and his obsession for seeking revenge on an old foe and in said story Max is sixty five, however i'm only nineteen meaning Max is also nineteen so should i base the age of my family tree on my story or real life?
This question is pissing my off and stopping me from finishing it can you help me :)
driving lesson
Posted 15 years agoit's been a hell of a few weeks i have so much going on and i'll tell you all that later, right now i have a driving lesson in 20 minutes i'm so nervous it'll be my first time behind the wheel well wish me luck *crosses fingers*
My Art + Random
Posted 15 years agoI'm going to be posting some random pieces of art I've been doing, it's not much but it's a step in the right directing. I'm nowhere near the level I want to be at but I'm trying my best. Art lessons are going to have to wait, I have more important things to deal with at the moment.
I have a cold and I fell kind of crappy, my nose is all blocked up and I have a sore throat :(
I've got a new computer/art table, I got it from my sister Jen after she moved out. It's small but it's perfect for what I need it for, all I need now is a chair :D
I'm going for my first manual driving lesson next week, the weather right now is terrible but next Tuesday should be sunny and not raining yay I just hope they don't charge to much I'm kind of low on money wish me luck.
I have a cold and I fell kind of crappy, my nose is all blocked up and I have a sore throat :(
I've got a new computer/art table, I got it from my sister Jen after she moved out. It's small but it's perfect for what I need it for, all I need now is a chair :D
I'm going for my first manual driving lesson next week, the weather right now is terrible but next Tuesday should be sunny and not raining yay I just hope they don't charge to much I'm kind of low on money wish me luck.
Mythical Creature meme
Posted 15 years agoIf I were a mythical Creature...What would I be?
Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[x] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[x] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 8
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 4
Fairy
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4
Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolated person
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 6
Harpy/Siren:
[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[x] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 4
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 1
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 5
Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] If You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 6
Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 7
Zombie:
[x] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 7
Satyr:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[x] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[x] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 8
Well it looks like I'm a..... Satyr Centaur...... Sweet dude
Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[x] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[x] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 8
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 4
Fairy
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4
Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolated person
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 6
Harpy/Siren:
[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[x] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 4
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 1
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 5
Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] If You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 6
Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 7
Zombie:
[x] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 7
Satyr:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[x] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[x] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 8
Well it looks like I'm a..... Satyr Centaur...... Sweet dude
Well everyone else is doing it
Posted 15 years agoSo i should too, I've become a member of Inkbunny even though I'm not much of an artist but why the hell not right well here's my page http://inkbunny.net/MaximusTiger come visit some time ^^
Birthday stuff
Posted 15 years agowell i had my 19th birthday on the 8th it was fun nothing to exiting but still fun got some cool stuff like a phone van halen guitar hero a tiger doll some clothes some ugg boots and John Cena word life DVD. Nothing else i have to say really
P.S thank you Shadow for cheering me up I really needed it
P.S thank you Shadow for cheering me up I really needed it
It's my birthday soon + Heavy Rain game review
Posted 15 years agoWell my birthday is about a week away, I'll be turning 19 i can't beleve it time sure does fly. I'm still working out what i'm going to be doing the day of my birthday but i do know that on the saturday before my birthday i'll be getting a tattoo of this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2541234/ on my back left shoulder. It's going to be quite big so before i get it i'm going down to Victoria Park to check out the tattoo shop ( It's Holdfast Tattoo )and find out some things like cost, time and how to take care for a new tattoo, i already know what artist i'm going with, Lauren's her name. I've been waiting ages for this i can't wait till i get it.
But for now i'm just going to hangout at home and relaxing on the couch, I kind of just finished Heavy Rain on PS3 today such a good game the best game i've played in years. It's like living in a thriller movie and you get to deside how it plays out, there's about 22 different endings 22 shit now that's a lot. The way I finished it was in your tipical story book ending but the endings can get very dark and very bloody it's all down to you and what you deside. The way you play is all new to, it uses motion sensitve controls and multple button configurations for eg. Hold triangle square R1 L1 R2 and the right stick up all at the same time, it sounds hard but you get used to it very fast. The trophys are all hidden some are easier to obtain then others, some can only be obtained by playing the game multple times but there one thing i know without a shadow of a doubt that you should get this game and play it you will love it.
But for now i'm just going to hangout at home and relaxing on the couch, I kind of just finished Heavy Rain on PS3 today such a good game the best game i've played in years. It's like living in a thriller movie and you get to deside how it plays out, there's about 22 different endings 22 shit now that's a lot. The way I finished it was in your tipical story book ending but the endings can get very dark and very bloody it's all down to you and what you deside. The way you play is all new to, it uses motion sensitve controls and multple button configurations for eg. Hold triangle square R1 L1 R2 and the right stick up all at the same time, it sounds hard but you get used to it very fast. The trophys are all hidden some are easier to obtain then others, some can only be obtained by playing the game multple times but there one thing i know without a shadow of a doubt that you should get this game and play it you will love it.
Interesting few days
Posted 15 years agoWell I've had an interesting few days
Two nights ago my next door neighbours had a party and around 9 10ish a fight had broken out between this guy and what I thing was his wife or girlfriend and when I mean a fight I mean serious verbal and physical shit, all the people there were screaming at this guy trying to calm him down. I ended up calling the cops twice first for the yelling and again when it got physical but before they got there he had thrown her in the car and sped off i never found out what the fight was about or if they found him.
Last night I was sitting on my couch watching TV when I heard a massive bang on the back window so I went and checked it out, first thing I saw was my cat looking out the window with a crazy wide eyed hunter look on his face, my first thought was some asshole had thrown a rock at our window but as I pulled the blinds up I saw that a bird (a native Bronzewing) had flown into it. At the time my first though was to go out there and see if the poor thing was still alive.
As we walked over to him we could see he was alive, as I picked him up he struggled and tried to run not fly away plus he was favouring one leg more then the other which made us think he had broken his leg or a wing, we scooped him up in a blanket and put him in a moving box and placed the box in a empty room to stop our cats from eating him. There wasn't much we could do for him I called the RSPCA and they told us to keep him warm and if was still alive in the morning to take him to the vet. For the rest of the night i was freaking out hoping he would survive the night I didn't really get that much sleep.
The next morning I woke up and the first thing I did was go check up on him, my mum was already in there and when I saw her smiling I knew he was ok, we gave him some water picked up any loose feathers and closed it back up again we decided to call the council to find a local wildlife rescue place to come and pick up the bird and take him away. After calling my mum had gone to school and I was left alone to watch WWE Over The Limit which was fucking incredible omfg so awesome, John Cena's I quit match was the most astonishing and mind-blowing match I've seen since Shawn Michaels match at Wrestlemania 26 when he faced off against The Undertaker.
When the wildlife rescue did get to my house my mum rocked up with her and they took him outside put him on the ground and all he did was sit there so the lady picked him up again and put him down this time he wobbled around just like he did the night before, on the third try he sat up and flew away I felt so happy to know that he was ok. The women from the wildlife rescue told us that he only had a concussion and if we hadn't of done what we did he would of died.
Oh I'd just like to add that I got an email saying that my copy of the tribute comic his been shipped and is on it's way to my house, I can't wait this is the first furry comic I'll ever own yay ^^
Two nights ago my next door neighbours had a party and around 9 10ish a fight had broken out between this guy and what I thing was his wife or girlfriend and when I mean a fight I mean serious verbal and physical shit, all the people there were screaming at this guy trying to calm him down. I ended up calling the cops twice first for the yelling and again when it got physical but before they got there he had thrown her in the car and sped off i never found out what the fight was about or if they found him.
Last night I was sitting on my couch watching TV when I heard a massive bang on the back window so I went and checked it out, first thing I saw was my cat looking out the window with a crazy wide eyed hunter look on his face, my first thought was some asshole had thrown a rock at our window but as I pulled the blinds up I saw that a bird (a native Bronzewing) had flown into it. At the time my first though was to go out there and see if the poor thing was still alive.
As we walked over to him we could see he was alive, as I picked him up he struggled and tried to run not fly away plus he was favouring one leg more then the other which made us think he had broken his leg or a wing, we scooped him up in a blanket and put him in a moving box and placed the box in a empty room to stop our cats from eating him. There wasn't much we could do for him I called the RSPCA and they told us to keep him warm and if was still alive in the morning to take him to the vet. For the rest of the night i was freaking out hoping he would survive the night I didn't really get that much sleep.
The next morning I woke up and the first thing I did was go check up on him, my mum was already in there and when I saw her smiling I knew he was ok, we gave him some water picked up any loose feathers and closed it back up again we decided to call the council to find a local wildlife rescue place to come and pick up the bird and take him away. After calling my mum had gone to school and I was left alone to watch WWE Over The Limit which was fucking incredible omfg so awesome, John Cena's I quit match was the most astonishing and mind-blowing match I've seen since Shawn Michaels match at Wrestlemania 26 when he faced off against The Undertaker.
When the wildlife rescue did get to my house my mum rocked up with her and they took him outside put him on the ground and all he did was sit there so the lady picked him up again and put him down this time he wobbled around just like he did the night before, on the third try he sat up and flew away I felt so happy to know that he was ok. The women from the wildlife rescue told us that he only had a concussion and if we hadn't of done what we did he would of died.
Oh I'd just like to add that I got an email saying that my copy of the tribute comic his been shipped and is on it's way to my house, I can't wait this is the first furry comic I'll ever own yay ^^
