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Posted 15 years agoHey guy i'm back well kind-of, first i'd like to thank all the people who commented on my Last Journal about me busting up my hands well i really appreciated it you guys rock and i love you all *gives you all tiger hugs and kisses* It's been a week since i broke my fingers but i'm happy to say that my fingers are healing well i'm no longer on any pain medication but it's going to be awhile before the swelling goes down and i'm back to tipping properly it still looks a dark blue colour and still hurts to bend it. Some of you asked me how i broke my fingers well it's a bit of a long story but hear it is anyway.
Well It was my little sisters pre-birthday party on the Saturday (her actual birthday wasn't till the 12th which was a lot of fun) and we all whet out to a 50s style roller rink for the night up in Morley, we got all dressed up I went as a greaser so did my dad and my older sisters boyfriend. The night started off good I got my Rollerblades (size 12 BTW) and went out into the rink, about ten to twenty minutes in my little sister tried out her skates and just about fell on her ass so I went over and helped her out as big brothers do.
So were skating and i'm holding her hand so she doesn't fall over and we got about a third of the way round and suddenly her skate got under mine she slipped over pulling me down and I went face first into the concrete, I hit my right jaw, hip and right thumb into the concrete, she landed on her butt. I got straight back up helped my sister up shook it off and kept on going from then on most of the night went off without a hitch except for the food OMFG so bad :-P but that's another story.
It was getting late the band was finishing up there set and they cleared the rink so we could have the speed skating event that I just mist out on, i was pissed off and I really wanted to prove that I was a really good skater, so I went out and started speed skating (by this time there was tonnes of people in the ring) I started to get really cocky and showing off a bit, On one turn I picked up my speed on the straight and went around the corner at high speed which i'd done plenty of times that night however I didn't expect the sheer amount of skaters. I nearly took out 10 people and slammed at high speed into the waist high concrete barrier which bent my left index finger all the way to the back of my palm. However it could of been worse there was one guy that i nearly slammed into the barrier with if i'd been a foot to my right i could of broken the guys legs and ribs.
So there you go take it from me skate at your own risk people i could of easily broken my wrist and that fucking hurts.
Well It was my little sisters pre-birthday party on the Saturday (her actual birthday wasn't till the 12th which was a lot of fun) and we all whet out to a 50s style roller rink for the night up in Morley, we got all dressed up I went as a greaser so did my dad and my older sisters boyfriend. The night started off good I got my Rollerblades (size 12 BTW) and went out into the rink, about ten to twenty minutes in my little sister tried out her skates and just about fell on her ass so I went over and helped her out as big brothers do.
So were skating and i'm holding her hand so she doesn't fall over and we got about a third of the way round and suddenly her skate got under mine she slipped over pulling me down and I went face first into the concrete, I hit my right jaw, hip and right thumb into the concrete, she landed on her butt. I got straight back up helped my sister up shook it off and kept on going from then on most of the night went off without a hitch except for the food OMFG so bad :-P but that's another story.
It was getting late the band was finishing up there set and they cleared the rink so we could have the speed skating event that I just mist out on, i was pissed off and I really wanted to prove that I was a really good skater, so I went out and started speed skating (by this time there was tonnes of people in the ring) I started to get really cocky and showing off a bit, On one turn I picked up my speed on the straight and went around the corner at high speed which i'd done plenty of times that night however I didn't expect the sheer amount of skaters. I nearly took out 10 people and slammed at high speed into the waist high concrete barrier which bent my left index finger all the way to the back of my palm. However it could of been worse there was one guy that i nearly slammed into the barrier with if i'd been a foot to my right i could of broken the guys legs and ribs.
So there you go take it from me skate at your own risk people i could of easily broken my wrist and that fucking hurts.
I'm all fucked up
Posted 15 years agoFUCK!!!! I'm in so much fucking pain right now
I've broken my left index finger which is now in a splint, I've sprained my left middle finger and my right thumb and palm, my right hip and ass cheeks are badly bruised, my jaw is also very sore and to top it off both my shoulders, thighs and biceps are very painful and coursing me a lot of discomfort oh I also forgot to mention the chronic headaches and dizziness.
I'm way to sore to explain what happened but I'll try tell you soon, at the moment I'm on so meny painkillers I can't really think straight and the Tramahexal SR 100 is making me very itchy it's because it's an opioid analgesics (e.g. morphine and codeine) used to relieve moderate to severe pain. I don't like to take pills even when the pain is really bad but this is an exception.
I've broken my left index finger which is now in a splint, I've sprained my left middle finger and my right thumb and palm, my right hip and ass cheeks are badly bruised, my jaw is also very sore and to top it off both my shoulders, thighs and biceps are very painful and coursing me a lot of discomfort oh I also forgot to mention the chronic headaches and dizziness.
I'm way to sore to explain what happened but I'll try tell you soon, at the moment I'm on so meny painkillers I can't really think straight and the Tramahexal SR 100 is making me very itchy it's because it's an opioid analgesics (e.g. morphine and codeine) used to relieve moderate to severe pain. I don't like to take pills even when the pain is really bad but this is an exception.
Thank you
Posted 15 years agoI'd just like to say thank you to all my new watchers, thank you for favouring for commenting on my work and for sticking with me it means a lot to me. I know that I haven't posted much over the last year or so but one day that will all change, I will become a great artist one day I just know I will.
Thank you
Thank you
just got up...
Posted 15 years agoI feel sooooo bad right now I've slept for 17 straight hours i've only just fully woken up showered and eaten.
What happened was, i was up talking to shadow-paws till about 1:30ish in the morning and i told him i'd talk to him tomorrow afternoon, after that i finish up something on FA (mostly looking up herm porn) and then went to bed tossing and turning for about 30 minutes till i finally got to sleep. When i woke up i looked out my window a saw it was still night thinking i'd just woke myself up so instead of trying to go back to sleep i got up went outside to the kitchen and looked at the clock it was about 7:30, it was until i turned the t.v on well that's when i found out it wasn't 7:30am but pm i freaked out.
Now i have some serous catching up to do i have 22 new comments and 4 new watchers not to mention hundreds of new journals and submission so if you are reading this i will get around to comment you back but i'm still a bit shaky so give me some time
And shadow i'm sorry i couldn't talk to you today i'll make it up to you somehow
What happened was, i was up talking to shadow-paws till about 1:30ish in the morning and i told him i'd talk to him tomorrow afternoon, after that i finish up something on FA (mostly looking up herm porn) and then went to bed tossing and turning for about 30 minutes till i finally got to sleep. When i woke up i looked out my window a saw it was still night thinking i'd just woke myself up so instead of trying to go back to sleep i got up went outside to the kitchen and looked at the clock it was about 7:30, it was until i turned the t.v on well that's when i found out it wasn't 7:30am but pm i freaked out.
Now i have some serous catching up to do i have 22 new comments and 4 new watchers not to mention hundreds of new journals and submission so if you are reading this i will get around to comment you back but i'm still a bit shaky so give me some time
And shadow i'm sorry i couldn't talk to you today i'll make it up to you somehow
I wanna know about you meme
Posted 15 years agoStole this from 
Bakakitty
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
Bakakitty1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
Reference sheet commission
Posted 15 years agoHey i need a Reference sheet bad is there anyone i can go to that do a full colour plus Bio for less then $25, I'd really appreciate it thanks
Questions for everyone
Posted 15 years ago01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favourite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favourite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What eye colour do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favourite place to hang out?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favourite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favourite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What eye colour do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favourite place to hang out?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Celebrating My One Year Anniversary
Posted 15 years agoIt's been exactly one year since I became a furry and joined Fur Affinity and what a year it's been thanks to all of you, in only one year I've had 2207 page views, 92 watches, 110 favourites and 33 submissions, I've made many close friends, I've admitted I was Bisexual and ever since I became a furry my life has change for the better. Thanks to everyone who has watched me or faved my work over the last year and the biggest thanks of all goes to the few people out there that have helped me out when life got me down *gives you all big hugs and champagne* now let’s start celebrating YEAH!!!
Clearing some space
Posted 15 years agoMy last journal was so long that it was taking up to much room and making it a pain in the ass to navigate my userpage if you want to read it here's the link to the Character Interview meme very funny
Character Interview meme
Posted 15 years ago*EDIT* most of this is no longer relevant
Character interview!
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions and have them interact.
3. Then tag some people.
Characters:
Max
Gabriel
Vincent
Rose (real name is Jamie-Lee but she prefers to be called Rose)
1) WHAT SPECIES ARE EACH OF YOU?
Max: White Siberian Tiger
Gabriel: White tiger/dragon cross I’m Max's halve brother
Max: We have the same mother
Vincent: I'm a South American leopard
Rose: I'm a Lioness
Max: Yeah a fucking sexy lioness may I add
Rose: *Blushes* aww thanks honey
2) BOY OR GIRL?
Max: Hmm let’s see *puts his paws down his pants* hey what's this oh it's a dick that must mean I’m a man
Vincent: Hahaha
Rose: You’re such a smartass you know that
Gabriel: Well what do you expect, if you ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer?
Max: Thank you Gab
Rose: Ok fine but can you at least take your paws out of your pants please
*Vincent continues to laugh*
Gabriel: Well I’m twice the man then you are Max
Max: Piss off no you’re not
Gabriel: Yes I am I have two dicks and you only have one
Max: *Clears throat* ok you got me there
Rose: Can I just answer this so we can get to the next fucking question
Vincent: Sure go right ahead but before you answer I'm a guy
Max: Really because with a laugh like that I could have sworn you were a chick
Rose: For fuck sake SHUT UP *clears throat* ok I'm a women
3) HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Rose: 28
Max: 36
Gabriel: 75
Vincent: 21
4) WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?
Max: Last time I checked 7’2”
Gabriel: 8'7"
Vincent: 6'6"
Rose: 6'10"
5) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
Max: Oh come on seriously this is bullshit, first it was that fucking boy girl thing and now this I’m not answering this stupid question
Vincent: Your just saying that so you don't have to admit your still a......
Max: I swear to god if you finish that sentence I’ll rip your balls off and shove them down your throat
Gabriel: Owned
Rose: Lighten up max he's just playing around, look me and Max have been married for six years now and let me tell you this we have sex at least five time a week does that answer your question
*Vincent and Gabriel looking shocked*
Rose: Now Gab is married with kids and Vincent has had sex with more women then he's had cold showers so again can we move on
Max: Murrr god I love it when you do that
6) DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?
Vincent: Nope but I have had a lot of sex
Max: Yes my Rosie ever since I laid my eyes on her *runs his paw though her hair and gives her a kiss*
Rose: Awww I love you too Max I always have and always will till the day I die
Gabriel: That's beautiful guys, me and Joesafiend were like that when we got married
Vincent: So how long have you had the old ball and chain Gab?
Gabriel: Forty years and can you please refrain from calling my wife a ball and chain
Vincent: No
7) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?
Vincent: No can say I have
*All together* VINCENT!!!
Vincent: Hey how come
Rose: You’re joking right
Max: You haven't said one nice thing the whole time we've been here
Vincent: Fine whatever
8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?
Gabriel: No I’d never hurt a live soul
Rose: Nope never ever
Vincent: It's been awhile but yes I served under Max’s command in numerous conflicts
Max: Yes but I don't want to talk about it I was a moment in my life that I just want to forget
9) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?
Max: No comment
Gabriel: I do but if I told you then it wouldn't be a secret anymore
Rose: I second that
Vincent: Third
10) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Gabriel: Whatever my wife makes me I’m not very fussy
Rose: Apples with peanut butter
Vincent: Gourmet nachos with lots of cheese
Max: Caucasian Shashlyk
Vincent: What the fuck is that
Max: It's a Russian dish that I used to eat when I was a kid
11) WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?
Max: Me and Rose meditate
Vincent: That's so gay I watch porn to relax
Gabriel: RELAX ha your joking I’ve got six fucking kids I’m lucky to get five minutes to myself
Vincent: I've got one word for ya Gabriel Divorce
Max: Your skating on thin ice Vincent I fucking mean it
12) WHAT SEASON DO YOU LIKE BEST AND WHY?
Max: Winter that's a given I mean I was born in Russia plus I just love snow I feels so good on my fur
*Vincent falls on the floor laughing holding his sides*
Rose: Summer it reminds me of when I was a kid living in the Maasai Mara in Africa
Gabriel: I'm going to have to agree with Rose I love to sunbake
Max: Vincent VINCENT!!
Vincent: What *wipes his eyes*
Max: Get up and answer the question
Vincent: *Brushes himself off* summer time there you happy
Max: Thank you
13) IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU REGRET DOING?
Max: Were skipping this question what's the next one
Gabriel: Wait hold on we.....
Max: I said were skipping it and that's final
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY IS?
Gabriel: Long enough to see my boys grow up and go to college and get married
Rose: That's so lovely Gab I’d like to live to about seventy five
Vincent: I'll live forever
Max: Not the way you’ve been acting I’m surprised I haven't already killed you, anyway I don't really give a shit how long I live for as long as I have a good time
15) HOW DO YOU IMAGINE YOUR DEATH TO BE?
Max: Going down fighting I wouldn't have it any other way
Rose: In my sleep
Vincent: Well that's a stupid question
Gabriel: And you’re a stupid person no one can live forever
Vincent: What about you your like ninety
Gabriel: I'm halve dragon, dragons live for hundreds of years and your just a leopard
Vincent: Fine well how do you want to die?
Gabriel: Having a massive heart attack while have hot passionate sex with my wife
Vincent: Fuck yeah now that's the way I’d like to go
16) YOU ARE TO BE PUT TO DEATH FOR A CRIME YOU DID NOT COMMIT, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE?
Rose: I really haven't thought about it but I would be doing a lot of swearing
Gabriel: You can go and kiss my white scaly ass Motherfucker
Vincent: Would you mind if I kissed my ass goodbye
Max: In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
Rose: Wow Max that's beautiful who said that
Max: Martin Luther King, Jr.
17) IF YOU'D HAVE WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE MONEY?
Rose: I'd spend it on rebuilding the bar and if there was any leftover I'd buy a new TV for the bedroom
Gabriel: Put halve of it in a college fund for the kids and the other halve I’d spend on a around the world trip with Joesafiend
Vincent: A mansion it would be a total babe lair and I'd have my own private jet too
Max: *Shrugs* don’t know
Gabriel: What do you mean you don't know there has to be something you want?
Max: What I want can't be bought
18) DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?
Max: Nope none
Gabriel: Bees
Vincent: Single mothers
Rose: Flying
19) IF YOU'D BE FANTASTIC AT ONE SPORT, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Vincent: Football as in soccer
Max: Ice hockey
Rose: I hate all sports
Gabriel: NFL
20) AND FINALLY, IF ANYONE CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Max: I hate nicknames I think there stupid
Rose: Rose is my nickname my real name is Jamie-Lee
Vincent: Long Rod Von Hugen Dong
Gabriel: I have a nickname but that’s strictly between me and my wife
Vincent: Hello meow come on tell us tell me
Max: Vincent one more smartass remark out of you and you won't live long enough to see you twenty second birthday is that clear
Rose: Carm down Max threatening him isn't going to make him stop let’s just ignore him instead
Vincent: Yeah Max listen to your master *makes a whipping sound*
Max: That's it I’ve had enough of this *Max picks Vincent up by the hair and throws him out the door*
Vincent: Aarrr fuck my hair
Max: Serves you right I told you to shut up
Vincent: You know what screw you guys I’m going home
All together: Bye Vincent
Rose: Thank god
Max: Come on Rose we have dinner plans nice seeing you again Gab
Rose: Yeah I was nice meeting you Gab
Gabriel: Yeah bye guys see ya soon I hope
Character interview!
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions and have them interact.
3. Then tag some people.
Characters:
Max
Gabriel
Vincent
Rose (real name is Jamie-Lee but she prefers to be called Rose)
1) WHAT SPECIES ARE EACH OF YOU?
Max: White Siberian Tiger
Gabriel: White tiger/dragon cross I’m Max's halve brother
Max: We have the same mother
Vincent: I'm a South American leopard
Rose: I'm a Lioness
Max: Yeah a fucking sexy lioness may I add
Rose: *Blushes* aww thanks honey
2) BOY OR GIRL?
Max: Hmm let’s see *puts his paws down his pants* hey what's this oh it's a dick that must mean I’m a man
Vincent: Hahaha
Rose: You’re such a smartass you know that
Gabriel: Well what do you expect, if you ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer?
Max: Thank you Gab
Rose: Ok fine but can you at least take your paws out of your pants please
*Vincent continues to laugh*
Gabriel: Well I’m twice the man then you are Max
Max: Piss off no you’re not
Gabriel: Yes I am I have two dicks and you only have one
Max: *Clears throat* ok you got me there
Rose: Can I just answer this so we can get to the next fucking question
Vincent: Sure go right ahead but before you answer I'm a guy
Max: Really because with a laugh like that I could have sworn you were a chick
Rose: For fuck sake SHUT UP *clears throat* ok I'm a women
3) HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Rose: 28
Max: 36
Gabriel: 75
Vincent: 21
4) WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?
Max: Last time I checked 7’2”
Gabriel: 8'7"
Vincent: 6'6"
Rose: 6'10"
5) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
Max: Oh come on seriously this is bullshit, first it was that fucking boy girl thing and now this I’m not answering this stupid question
Vincent: Your just saying that so you don't have to admit your still a......
Max: I swear to god if you finish that sentence I’ll rip your balls off and shove them down your throat
Gabriel: Owned
Rose: Lighten up max he's just playing around, look me and Max have been married for six years now and let me tell you this we have sex at least five time a week does that answer your question
*Vincent and Gabriel looking shocked*
Rose: Now Gab is married with kids and Vincent has had sex with more women then he's had cold showers so again can we move on
Max: Murrr god I love it when you do that
6) DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?
Vincent: Nope but I have had a lot of sex
Max: Yes my Rosie ever since I laid my eyes on her *runs his paw though her hair and gives her a kiss*
Rose: Awww I love you too Max I always have and always will till the day I die
Gabriel: That's beautiful guys, me and Joesafiend were like that when we got married
Vincent: So how long have you had the old ball and chain Gab?
Gabriel: Forty years and can you please refrain from calling my wife a ball and chain
Vincent: No
7) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?
Vincent: No can say I have
*All together* VINCENT!!!
Vincent: Hey how come
Rose: You’re joking right
Max: You haven't said one nice thing the whole time we've been here
Vincent: Fine whatever
8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?
Gabriel: No I’d never hurt a live soul
Rose: Nope never ever
Vincent: It's been awhile but yes I served under Max’s command in numerous conflicts
Max: Yes but I don't want to talk about it I was a moment in my life that I just want to forget
9) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?
Max: No comment
Gabriel: I do but if I told you then it wouldn't be a secret anymore
Rose: I second that
Vincent: Third
10) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Gabriel: Whatever my wife makes me I’m not very fussy
Rose: Apples with peanut butter
Vincent: Gourmet nachos with lots of cheese
Max: Caucasian Shashlyk
Vincent: What the fuck is that
Max: It's a Russian dish that I used to eat when I was a kid
11) WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?
Max: Me and Rose meditate
Vincent: That's so gay I watch porn to relax
Gabriel: RELAX ha your joking I’ve got six fucking kids I’m lucky to get five minutes to myself
Vincent: I've got one word for ya Gabriel Divorce
Max: Your skating on thin ice Vincent I fucking mean it
12) WHAT SEASON DO YOU LIKE BEST AND WHY?
Max: Winter that's a given I mean I was born in Russia plus I just love snow I feels so good on my fur
*Vincent falls on the floor laughing holding his sides*
Rose: Summer it reminds me of when I was a kid living in the Maasai Mara in Africa
Gabriel: I'm going to have to agree with Rose I love to sunbake
Max: Vincent VINCENT!!
Vincent: What *wipes his eyes*
Max: Get up and answer the question
Vincent: *Brushes himself off* summer time there you happy
Max: Thank you
13) IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU REGRET DOING?
Max: Were skipping this question what's the next one
Gabriel: Wait hold on we.....
Max: I said were skipping it and that's final
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY IS?
Gabriel: Long enough to see my boys grow up and go to college and get married
Rose: That's so lovely Gab I’d like to live to about seventy five
Vincent: I'll live forever
Max: Not the way you’ve been acting I’m surprised I haven't already killed you, anyway I don't really give a shit how long I live for as long as I have a good time
15) HOW DO YOU IMAGINE YOUR DEATH TO BE?
Max: Going down fighting I wouldn't have it any other way
Rose: In my sleep
Vincent: Well that's a stupid question
Gabriel: And you’re a stupid person no one can live forever
Vincent: What about you your like ninety
Gabriel: I'm halve dragon, dragons live for hundreds of years and your just a leopard
Vincent: Fine well how do you want to die?
Gabriel: Having a massive heart attack while have hot passionate sex with my wife
Vincent: Fuck yeah now that's the way I’d like to go
16) YOU ARE TO BE PUT TO DEATH FOR A CRIME YOU DID NOT COMMIT, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE?
Rose: I really haven't thought about it but I would be doing a lot of swearing
Gabriel: You can go and kiss my white scaly ass Motherfucker
Vincent: Would you mind if I kissed my ass goodbye
Max: In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
Rose: Wow Max that's beautiful who said that
Max: Martin Luther King, Jr.
17) IF YOU'D HAVE WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE MONEY?
Rose: I'd spend it on rebuilding the bar and if there was any leftover I'd buy a new TV for the bedroom
Gabriel: Put halve of it in a college fund for the kids and the other halve I’d spend on a around the world trip with Joesafiend
Vincent: A mansion it would be a total babe lair and I'd have my own private jet too
Max: *Shrugs* don’t know
Gabriel: What do you mean you don't know there has to be something you want?
Max: What I want can't be bought
18) DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?
Max: Nope none
Gabriel: Bees
Vincent: Single mothers
Rose: Flying
19) IF YOU'D BE FANTASTIC AT ONE SPORT, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Vincent: Football as in soccer
Max: Ice hockey
Rose: I hate all sports
Gabriel: NFL
20) AND FINALLY, IF ANYONE CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Max: I hate nicknames I think there stupid
Rose: Rose is my nickname my real name is Jamie-Lee
Vincent: Long Rod Von Hugen Dong
Gabriel: I have a nickname but that’s strictly between me and my wife
Vincent: Hello meow come on tell us tell me
Max: Vincent one more smartass remark out of you and you won't live long enough to see you twenty second birthday is that clear
Rose: Carm down Max threatening him isn't going to make him stop let’s just ignore him instead
Vincent: Yeah Max listen to your master *makes a whipping sound*
Max: That's it I’ve had enough of this *Max picks Vincent up by the hair and throws him out the door*
Vincent: Aarrr fuck my hair
Max: Serves you right I told you to shut up
Vincent: You know what screw you guys I’m going home
All together: Bye Vincent
Rose: Thank god
Max: Come on Rose we have dinner plans nice seeing you again Gab
Rose: Yeah I was nice meeting you Gab
Gabriel: Yeah bye guys see ya soon I hope
F5 me now
Posted 15 years ago
thetiedtigressI did it I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 15 years agoI told my sister I’m Bi and I feel incredible I feel like I can do anything now. This is how it went, Me and my family were on the way to the ballet and we stopped at the petrol station and I got out to pump the fuel and Jen (my sis) told me she'd do it so that's when I asked her what she was doing the next couple of days and if she was free she said she was going to be working for the next 2 weeks , my heart sank I knew that this was the only chance I had plus she started to get a bit suspicious and wanted to know what was up, so as we were walking in to pay she kept asking me if something was wrong and that I could speak to her. I was soooooooooooooooo fucking nerves and kept denying everything and saying that I was fine but I’m a horrible liar and she knew something was wrong as we were walking back to the car she said if there's something you want to tell me we've got between now and till we get back in the car so I gathered up all my strength looked straight at her and said.
Jen there's something I’ve been meaning to tell ya for a long time now, there's no real easy way of saying this so I’m just going to come out and say it I'm Bi-sexual. She just smiled and gave me a big hug and then something uninspected happened she put her hands on my shoulders she looked at me and said I'm Bi-sexual too I started to have an anxiety attack I gave her a big hug and she asked if I was ok with everything I said yes she then said that she's been wanting to tell me for a long time and we walked backed to the car.
Fortunately we all decided to go home as mum was sick and couldn't handle driving all the way into the city. On the way home we stopped off at subway and me and Jen got out of the car and started talking about it and I found out that she's been out for 7 years and was afraid that if she told me that I wouldn't speak to her again which I would never do but that's when all the questions started like how long have you known, how did you know, what's your preference and remember we are in the middle of subway when we started talking, the guy in front of me was giving me weird looks and so was the guy that served us it was kind of funny it was like "so do you have a preference guys or girls" well I haven’t real... "What would you like on the foot long" "everything thanks anyway I haven't really haven't made up my mind if I like guy or girls more probably guys" after I said that all the colour ran out of the guys face. When we got home we went into her room and talked for a while about everything I think I found out more about my sister in 30 minutes then I did in 18 years.
It's going to be some time before I tell my mum and dad but I know that my sister has my back and knows what I'm going through and she's going to help me though it all.
Jen there's something I’ve been meaning to tell ya for a long time now, there's no real easy way of saying this so I’m just going to come out and say it I'm Bi-sexual. She just smiled and gave me a big hug and then something uninspected happened she put her hands on my shoulders she looked at me and said I'm Bi-sexual too I started to have an anxiety attack I gave her a big hug and she asked if I was ok with everything I said yes she then said that she's been wanting to tell me for a long time and we walked backed to the car.
Fortunately we all decided to go home as mum was sick and couldn't handle driving all the way into the city. On the way home we stopped off at subway and me and Jen got out of the car and started talking about it and I found out that she's been out for 7 years and was afraid that if she told me that I wouldn't speak to her again which I would never do but that's when all the questions started like how long have you known, how did you know, what's your preference and remember we are in the middle of subway when we started talking, the guy in front of me was giving me weird looks and so was the guy that served us it was kind of funny it was like "so do you have a preference guys or girls" well I haven’t real... "What would you like on the foot long" "everything thanks anyway I haven't really haven't made up my mind if I like guy or girls more probably guys" after I said that all the colour ran out of the guys face. When we got home we went into her room and talked for a while about everything I think I found out more about my sister in 30 minutes then I did in 18 years.
It's going to be some time before I tell my mum and dad but I know that my sister has my back and knows what I'm going through and she's going to help me though it all.
please i need your help
Posted 15 years agoI can't take it anymore the stress is slowly killing me I can't keep lying to both my family and to myself about my sexuality, I feel guilty every single time I step out of my room I have to keep putting on this act for my family I feel like I’m living a double live, for the last six months I’ve started to realise I was Bi and I'm still trying to except that fact but how am I supposed to tell my family that I’m Bi if I can't even except, it it's not like I can just walk out and say hey guys guess what I’m a faggot and I like fucking other guys see ya at dinner.
I need your help, I want no I need to come out of the closet but I have no clue how to do it please if you know of any way how to help me please comment or note me I don't know how long I can keep living like this Please help me
I need your help, I want no I need to come out of the closet but I have no clue how to do it please if you know of any way how to help me please comment or note me I don't know how long I can keep living like this Please help me
2000 yeah baby!!!!
Posted 15 years ago2000 page views YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to thank everyone for watching me and visiting my page i couldn't of done it without you and i love you all *gives you all big hugs*
I'd also like to mention that
thebeastsofthejungle has almost hit 1000 page views sweet
I'd like to thank everyone for watching me and visiting my page i couldn't of done it without you and i love you all *gives you all big hugs*
I'd also like to mention that
thebeastsofthejungle has almost hit 1000 page views sweetI'm back on Second Life
Posted 16 years agoAs the title suggests i just downloaded second life for the third time, it's JamesKey Stormcrow (i hate the name i chose) if you want to meet up i'm on between 3:30pm to 3:30am UTC+08:00
Why I haven't been around note to my watchers
Posted 16 years agoMy internet
Well it all started about 8 weeks ago when my modem died, i don't just mean it wasn't working i mean it's bleeding demised it's a stiff bereft of life it rests in peace it's rung down the curtain and join the choir invisible *clears throat* yes now were was i hmm yes the internet i managed to use my mobile for a while but that ate up all my credit after that i "borrowed" my sisters USB modem but that didn't last too long either.
Then it was Christmas and my parents got me a brand new laptop yay probably the last thing i thought i'd get, it's a Toshiba satellite L500 i think with windows 7 however it was still another 4 weeks before i got my own USB modem so now that i'm back time to say all the stuff i should of said awhile ago
I'd like to wish all my friends and watchers a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year thank you all for sticking by me for 6 incredible months even though i don't post a lot of art but it's a new year and i intend on changing that by posting more art this year and thank you again
Lots of Love Max
Well it all started about 8 weeks ago when my modem died, i don't just mean it wasn't working i mean it's bleeding demised it's a stiff bereft of life it rests in peace it's rung down the curtain and join the choir invisible *clears throat* yes now were was i hmm yes the internet i managed to use my mobile for a while but that ate up all my credit after that i "borrowed" my sisters USB modem but that didn't last too long either.
Then it was Christmas and my parents got me a brand new laptop yay probably the last thing i thought i'd get, it's a Toshiba satellite L500 i think with windows 7 however it was still another 4 weeks before i got my own USB modem so now that i'm back time to say all the stuff i should of said awhile ago
I'd like to wish all my friends and watchers a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year thank you all for sticking by me for 6 incredible months even though i don't post a lot of art but it's a new year and i intend on changing that by posting more art this year and thank you again
Lots of Love Max
inportant note must read
Posted 16 years agocant talk my internet is down forsed to use my mobles net trying to fix C U Soon love Max
100 Truths meme
Posted 16 years agoRules are as follows:
Take The Quiz
Tag 4 People to also take the quiz
Quiz: 100 truths
001. Name → Chris but I prefer Max
002. Nickname(s) → Don't have any
003. Status → Single unfortunately
004. Zodiac sign → Gemini
005. Male or female → I'm Male
006. Eye Colour → Dark blue/gray
007. Elementary → Can't remember
008. Middle School → we don't have that in Australia
009. High School → Refuse to remember
010. Smart → 130 IQ
011. Hair colour → Mouse brown
012. Long or short → Longish
013. Loud or Quiet → Depends on how drunk I am
014. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
015. Phone or Camera → Camera FTW
016. Health freak → When it suits me
017. Drink or Smoke? → I occasionally have a drink
018. Do you have a crush on someone? → Not any more
019. Eating or Drinking → Drinking
020. Piercings → None
021. Tattoos → None for the moment but if you ask me in five years I’ll say about seven ^^
FIRSTS:
023. First Mate → I'm single so none
024. First crush → Jamie-Lee she was my first ever love and I will always remember her for the rest of my life
025. First best friend → Jamie-Lee
026. First award → AFL trophy when I was nine
027. First pet → Ellie, Border collie she was a mean old cow she once attacked me once for no reason
028. First big vacation → Week trip down to the south west of Australia with family
030. First big birthday → My seventh birthday, we turned my formal dinning room into the bat cave
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Nothing.
050. Drinking → Nothing.
052. I'm about to → Have a shower
053. Listening to → Sinner's Swing! by Van Halen
054. Plans for today → Relaxation
YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Yes, but I just need to find the right girl first
059. Want to get married? → Most defiantly
060. Careers – Zoologist or an environmental scientist
WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller
072. Romantic or spontaneous → romantic
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Stomach
074. Sensitive or loud → Sensitive
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yes but only a couple of times
081. Ran away from home → Nah, I did pack a bag but I ended up not going through with it
084. Broken someone's heart → Not that I no of
085. Been arrested → No, never
087. Cried when someone died → Yep
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Yeah I guess so
090. Miracles → Yes
091. Love at first sight → Fuck Yes I've seen it first hand
092. Heaven → If I believe in heaven that means I would have to believe in hell which means that I would be pretty much fucked
093. Santa Claus → HAHAHAHA no
094. Sex on the first date → No that's a dating sin
095. Kiss on the first date → No
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes but every time I think about her I feel like crap because I know I can't be with her
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No but I'm trying hard to change my life for the best
099. Do you believe in God → I believe in god I just don't believe all his stories
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? OK ok you don't have to be so pushy about
Tag:
TigraFrostbite Bakakitty 
SHADOW-PAWS 
mike122 Sorry guys rules are rules
Take The Quiz
Tag 4 People to also take the quiz
Quiz: 100 truths
001. Name → Chris but I prefer Max
002. Nickname(s) → Don't have any
003. Status → Single unfortunately
004. Zodiac sign → Gemini
005. Male or female → I'm Male
006. Eye Colour → Dark blue/gray
007. Elementary → Can't remember
008. Middle School → we don't have that in Australia
009. High School → Refuse to remember
010. Smart → 130 IQ
011. Hair colour → Mouse brown
012. Long or short → Longish
013. Loud or Quiet → Depends on how drunk I am
014. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
015. Phone or Camera → Camera FTW
016. Health freak → When it suits me
017. Drink or Smoke? → I occasionally have a drink
018. Do you have a crush on someone? → Not any more
019. Eating or Drinking → Drinking
020. Piercings → None
021. Tattoos → None for the moment but if you ask me in five years I’ll say about seven ^^
FIRSTS:
023. First Mate → I'm single so none
024. First crush → Jamie-Lee she was my first ever love and I will always remember her for the rest of my life
025. First best friend → Jamie-Lee
026. First award → AFL trophy when I was nine
027. First pet → Ellie, Border collie she was a mean old cow she once attacked me once for no reason
028. First big vacation → Week trip down to the south west of Australia with family
030. First big birthday → My seventh birthday, we turned my formal dinning room into the bat cave
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Nothing.
050. Drinking → Nothing.
052. I'm about to → Have a shower
053. Listening to → Sinner's Swing! by Van Halen
054. Plans for today → Relaxation
YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Yes, but I just need to find the right girl first
059. Want to get married? → Most defiantly
060. Careers – Zoologist or an environmental scientist
WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller
072. Romantic or spontaneous → romantic
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Stomach
074. Sensitive or loud → Sensitive
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yes but only a couple of times
081. Ran away from home → Nah, I did pack a bag but I ended up not going through with it
084. Broken someone's heart → Not that I no of
085. Been arrested → No, never
087. Cried when someone died → Yep
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Yeah I guess so
090. Miracles → Yes
091. Love at first sight → Fuck Yes I've seen it first hand
092. Heaven → If I believe in heaven that means I would have to believe in hell which means that I would be pretty much fucked
093. Santa Claus → HAHAHAHA no
094. Sex on the first date → No that's a dating sin
095. Kiss on the first date → No
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes but every time I think about her I feel like crap because I know I can't be with her
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No but I'm trying hard to change my life for the best
099. Do you believe in God → I believe in god I just don't believe all his stories
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? OK ok you don't have to be so pushy about
Tag:
TigraFrostbite Bakakitty 
SHADOW-PAWS 
mike122 Sorry guys rules are rules-->This is very inportant you must read<--
Posted 16 years agoThis is very inportant you must read
TheBeastsOfTheJungle club needs a mascot tiger who will represent the club, he or she can be big, small, cute or ugle we don't mind as long as Bakakitty can draw him or her... he or she will be on the top of each comic strip and Bakakitty might even add members into the comics if they spark her interest
Please respond to this journal or contact Bakakitty if you are intrested
TheBeastsOfTheJungle club needs a mascot tiger who will represent the club, he or she can be big, small, cute or ugle we don't mind as long as Bakakitty can draw him or her... he or she will be on the top of each comic strip and Bakakitty might even add members into the comics if they spark her interest
Please respond to this journal or contact Bakakitty if you are intrested
SL halloween
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Rental Distraction
Posted 16 years agoWell its official, we are moving out of my house which I’ve been living in for fifteen years and into a rental property as our new house is being built. I’m not to happy about this but it has kept my parents from splitting up for now with is always good, there legally separated but there still living together and that has made me one very happy kitty XD
We almost got a five bed five bath mansion right on the river in one of the richest parts of Mandurah (that's in Western Australia BTW) but someone else got it so we had to keep looking and it didn't take us that long, there's another two houses we go our eyes on. I'm going to be very distracted for the next few days with house viewings and packing and all that stuff so if anyone sends me a note or comment I might not read it straight away
I would also like to ask anyone if they have any tips on house moving if so I would really appreciate it this is my first move
We almost got a five bed five bath mansion right on the river in one of the richest parts of Mandurah (that's in Western Australia BTW) but someone else got it so we had to keep looking and it didn't take us that long, there's another two houses we go our eyes on. I'm going to be very distracted for the next few days with house viewings and packing and all that stuff so if anyone sends me a note or comment I might not read it straight away
I would also like to ask anyone if they have any tips on house moving if so I would really appreciate it this is my first move
Thankyou all
Posted 16 years agoWell as the title says I would like to thank all of my watches out there and give you all a big hug *gives big hug* see I told you I would anyway thankyou for sticking by me even though I really haven't posted anything good yet, I will be posting more pictures in the near future.
I would also like to bring up species related groups, there really isn't many of them out there link is Here. I just can't believe that no one has made one for Tigers, I mean really people Tigers are the biggest the most powerful and majestic of all the felines, so I have decided to make a group for Tigers and I’m looking for co-owner/s, if you are interested in being a co-owner just note me, co-owners also have there say in the naming of the page and what goes on the user page itself. However the only way that it won’t be banned like the sex groups or the gamers groups is if when the page is made we post pictures, artwork and journals so if you have any random tiger pictures or if you know anyone with tiger artwork they can post them on the user page by noting my or a co-owner.
I'm eagerly awaiting for your replies
[EDIT] Co-owner jobs are on longer available site link
I would also like to bring up species related groups, there really isn't many of them out there link is Here. I just can't believe that no one has made one for Tigers, I mean really people Tigers are the biggest the most powerful and majestic of all the felines, so I have decided to make a group for Tigers and I’m looking for co-owner/s, if you are interested in being a co-owner just note me, co-owners also have there say in the naming of the page and what goes on the user page itself. However the only way that it won’t be banned like the sex groups or the gamers groups is if when the page is made we post pictures, artwork and journals so if you have any random tiger pictures or if you know anyone with tiger artwork they can post them on the user page by noting my or a co-owner.
I'm eagerly awaiting for your replies
[EDIT] Co-owner jobs are on longer available site link
Did you know I was a....
Posted 16 years agoIf you were a _______, what would you be?
1. Kitchen appliance - Frost free fridge
2. Salty snack – Fish and chips
3. Body part - Eyes
4. Farm animal - Horse
5. Planet in our solar system - Jupiter
6. Internet meme – This one
7. Spice or herb - Spice
8. Thing that starts with M – Mattress (hint hint)
9. Article of clothing – A one piece bikini or maybe a two piece
10. Pudding flavour – I don’t eat pudding
11. Natural disaster - Hurricane-Cyclone-Typhoon there pretty much the same thing
12. Colour - Red
13. Lawn ornament - Garden gnome (there is always a chance I might come alive, Attack of the killer garden gnomes)
14. Type of building – A famous one
15. Flammable substance - Hydrogen
16. Something in a lunchbox - Chips and absolutely not a banana we all know what happens to them
17. Sea creature - Sea lion or some kind of whale
18. Geometric shape – Anything pointy
19. Time of day – Any time between 00:00 and 23:59
20. Electronic device - Digital TV
21. Reason for being late - A plane engine fell on my house and I had to wait until the FAA cleared it out (Donnie Darko reference)
22. Vegetable - Capsicum
23. Element - Air
24. Dessert – Lamington
25. Historical event – Spanish revolution
26. Two-digit number - 21 (yet another movie reference)
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Flying monkey
28. Item in a freezer – Ice-cream
29. Torture device - Whip
30. Disease - Proctalgia Fugax <-- http://www.inherentlyfunny.com/funn.....gia_fugax.html Must look at this
31. Something on the floor of a movie theatre – Your feet they don’t allow them on the seats
32. Mexican dish - Nachos
33. Something slimy – Snail
34. FA emoticon -
35. Sandwich – Any kind of foot long sub from Subway
1. Kitchen appliance - Frost free fridge
2. Salty snack – Fish and chips
3. Body part - Eyes
4. Farm animal - Horse
5. Planet in our solar system - Jupiter
6. Internet meme – This one
7. Spice or herb - Spice
8. Thing that starts with M – Mattress (hint hint)
9. Article of clothing – A one piece bikini or maybe a two piece
10. Pudding flavour – I don’t eat pudding
11. Natural disaster - Hurricane-Cyclone-Typhoon there pretty much the same thing
12. Colour - Red
13. Lawn ornament - Garden gnome (there is always a chance I might come alive, Attack of the killer garden gnomes)
14. Type of building – A famous one
15. Flammable substance - Hydrogen
16. Something in a lunchbox - Chips and absolutely not a banana we all know what happens to them
17. Sea creature - Sea lion or some kind of whale
18. Geometric shape – Anything pointy
19. Time of day – Any time between 00:00 and 23:59
20. Electronic device - Digital TV
21. Reason for being late - A plane engine fell on my house and I had to wait until the FAA cleared it out (Donnie Darko reference)
22. Vegetable - Capsicum
23. Element - Air
24. Dessert – Lamington
25. Historical event – Spanish revolution
26. Two-digit number - 21 (yet another movie reference)
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Flying monkey
28. Item in a freezer – Ice-cream
29. Torture device - Whip
30. Disease - Proctalgia Fugax <-- http://www.inherentlyfunny.com/funn.....gia_fugax.html Must look at this
31. Something on the floor of a movie theatre – Your feet they don’t allow them on the seats
32. Mexican dish - Nachos
33. Something slimy – Snail
34. FA emoticon -
35. Sandwich – Any kind of foot long sub from Subway
Bad Kitty Cat
Posted 16 years agoIf you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[] smoked (I've been trying to fight my temptations)
[x] consumed alcohol
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex (I was only 10 when i did)
[] kissed someone of the same sex
[] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[] missed curfew
[X] stayed out all night
[X] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[] blacked out
[x] fainted
[X] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 26
[x] had a crush on a friend (Fuck yeah, for like five plus years)
[] been to a concert
[] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
[] considered Ludacris your favourite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 35
[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[] rode in the car with a stranger
[X] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 38
[] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 45
Baaaaad Cat you’re a very naughty tiger and a bad influence
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[] smoked (I've been trying to fight my temptations)
[x] consumed alcohol
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex (I was only 10 when i did)
[] kissed someone of the same sex
[] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[] missed curfew
[X] stayed out all night
[X] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[] blacked out
[x] fainted
[X] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 26
[x] had a crush on a friend (Fuck yeah, for like five plus years)
[] been to a concert
[] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
[] considered Ludacris your favourite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 35
[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[] rode in the car with a stranger
[X] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 38
[] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 45
Baaaaad Cat you’re a very naughty tiger and a bad influence
The Fursona Meme
Posted 16 years agoThis is my fursona meme, This is based souly on my screenplay version of my fursona, this has nothing to do with myself as a person only my fursona
1. What is your character's name?
Well his new name is Maximus Archibald James Writht but his original Russian name is classified
2. What is your character's name in another language?
That's classified
3. How old is he/she?
Screenplay age early to mid 50s, Actual age late 20s early 30s
4. What is your character's race/species?
White Siberian Tiger
5. Do they have a crush?
Yes a female bartender/owner
6. Do they have many friends?
Just old army buddies and a few girls down at the local bar
7. What planet is your character from?
Good old Earth
8. Does your character like to eat?
Hell yes, both eating and cooking
9. What's his/her favourite food?
Most meat products like beef, deer, pork, chicken and lamb.
10. What's his/her favourite drink?
Beer and spirits
11. Is your character annoying?
No but he can be demanding
12. Is your character funny?
Yes
13. Is your character loved?
Most defiantly
14. Is your character hated?
Max has an arch enemy who used to be his friend, he betrayed him
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
NO!!
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Straight as an arrow
17. Is he/she a virgin?
Hahahaha no f***ing way
18. Name 3 hobbies
Cooking, meditating and playing pool
19. Is your character normal?
what is normal?
20. Is your character attractive?
Hmm let me think... YES!!!!
21. How does your character handle emotions?
Ok especially since he hasn't had a good night sleep in nine years
22. Does your character have other forms?
No
23. Does your character overreact?
Only when highly stressed
24. Is your character a criminal?
Yes, sixty five counts of Grand Theft Auto (he got off after he helped police infiltrate an organisation of car thieves and chop shops) one count of assault on a police officer at an animal rights protest and two counts of shoplifting. When he was in his twenties he was arrested for aiding and abiding a criminal, accessory to murder, attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon and attempted robbery but was acquitted after the police viewed surveillance tapes proving that he was innocent of all crimes except aiding and abiding.
25. Does your character go to school?
Nope
26. What's his/her IQ?
Average to high IQ
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Hope not
28. Is your character dead?
Nope.
29. Does your character have a family?
Yes, he was born in northern Russia were he was raised by his mother and farther and lived with two younger and one older brother. However after his farther was killed in front of him by a Russian mob boss he was forced to flee to America and live with a foster family in Alaska and then in Bismarck North Dakota.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Losing his farther and losing a close friend in Somalia, he was in one of the choppers that went down
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Killing the man who killed his farther but since he's met Rose he's been trying to forget his past
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
I don’t know how to answer that
33. Is your character single?
For the moment
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
He’s been around the block a couple of times if you know what I mean
35. Does she/he have an element?
Element?
36. Do you role-play your character?
I can’t answer that on this meme
37. Do you write about your character?
Well that’s a f***ing stupid question
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Oh yeah you do not want to piss this guy off
39. Does your character get depressed?
Most definitely, ever since he came back to a “civilized society” (Los Angeles) he has been getting horrible nightmares
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Other big cats
41. Does your character have any fears?
No
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
No not yet
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
His farther
44. Does your character like music?
Is the sky blue :P
45. What’s your character's favorite type of music?
70s/80s rock none of that new aged shit
46. Is he/she impatient?
Not all the time no
47. What's something funny about your character?
When he gets drunk he loves to run around and use a pool cue as a guitar
48. Name 3 nicknames
Maxi, Max Power and Captain
49. Does your character curse?
Oh f*** sake do I really f***ing need to answer this stupid f***ing question
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"Piss off I’m meditating”
1. What is your character's name?
Well his new name is Maximus Archibald James Writht but his original Russian name is classified
2. What is your character's name in another language?
That's classified
3. How old is he/she?
Screenplay age early to mid 50s, Actual age late 20s early 30s
4. What is your character's race/species?
White Siberian Tiger
5. Do they have a crush?
Yes a female bartender/owner
6. Do they have many friends?
Just old army buddies and a few girls down at the local bar
7. What planet is your character from?
Good old Earth
8. Does your character like to eat?
Hell yes, both eating and cooking
9. What's his/her favourite food?
Most meat products like beef, deer, pork, chicken and lamb.
10. What's his/her favourite drink?
Beer and spirits
11. Is your character annoying?
No but he can be demanding
12. Is your character funny?
Yes
13. Is your character loved?
Most defiantly
14. Is your character hated?
Max has an arch enemy who used to be his friend, he betrayed him
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
NO!!
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Straight as an arrow
17. Is he/she a virgin?
Hahahaha no f***ing way
18. Name 3 hobbies
Cooking, meditating and playing pool
19. Is your character normal?
what is normal?
20. Is your character attractive?
Hmm let me think... YES!!!!
21. How does your character handle emotions?
Ok especially since he hasn't had a good night sleep in nine years
22. Does your character have other forms?
No
23. Does your character overreact?
Only when highly stressed
24. Is your character a criminal?
Yes, sixty five counts of Grand Theft Auto (he got off after he helped police infiltrate an organisation of car thieves and chop shops) one count of assault on a police officer at an animal rights protest and two counts of shoplifting. When he was in his twenties he was arrested for aiding and abiding a criminal, accessory to murder, attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon and attempted robbery but was acquitted after the police viewed surveillance tapes proving that he was innocent of all crimes except aiding and abiding.
25. Does your character go to school?
Nope
26. What's his/her IQ?
Average to high IQ
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Hope not
28. Is your character dead?
Nope.
29. Does your character have a family?
Yes, he was born in northern Russia were he was raised by his mother and farther and lived with two younger and one older brother. However after his farther was killed in front of him by a Russian mob boss he was forced to flee to America and live with a foster family in Alaska and then in Bismarck North Dakota.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Losing his farther and losing a close friend in Somalia, he was in one of the choppers that went down
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Killing the man who killed his farther but since he's met Rose he's been trying to forget his past
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
I don’t know how to answer that
33. Is your character single?
For the moment
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
He’s been around the block a couple of times if you know what I mean
35. Does she/he have an element?
Element?
36. Do you role-play your character?
I can’t answer that on this meme
37. Do you write about your character?
Well that’s a f***ing stupid question
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Oh yeah you do not want to piss this guy off
39. Does your character get depressed?
Most definitely, ever since he came back to a “civilized society” (Los Angeles) he has been getting horrible nightmares
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Other big cats
41. Does your character have any fears?
No
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
No not yet
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
His farther
44. Does your character like music?
Is the sky blue :P
45. What’s your character's favorite type of music?
70s/80s rock none of that new aged shit
46. Is he/she impatient?
Not all the time no
47. What's something funny about your character?
When he gets drunk he loves to run around and use a pool cue as a guitar
48. Name 3 nicknames
Maxi, Max Power and Captain
49. Does your character curse?
Oh f*** sake do I really f***ing need to answer this stupid f***ing question
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"Piss off I’m meditating”
