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AC 2015 Meme!
Posted 10 years ago**Anthrocon 2015 meme**
Where are you staying?
Doubletree
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday
How are you traveling?
With Zanner
Who are you rooming with?
My boyfriend the majority of the time
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Lots of people!
How is the best way to find you?
I'm kinda tiny and adorable. Plus I have flame red hair and you'll hear a lot of jingle bells. I wear at least three.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Definitely Are You a Werewolf but other than that, who knows!
Will you be suiting?
Maybe!
Do you do commissions?
I don't art.
What is your gender?
Female
How tall are you?
5'1"
Can I talk to you?
Yes.
Can I touch you?
...in what way?
Can I visit your room?
Unless invited, No.
Can I buy you drinks?
Yaaaassss
Are you nice?
Duh
How long are you going?
Arriving late the 8th and leaving the 13th
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Scream my name!
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Running around like a maniac
What/where will you be eating?
Who knows!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Sure. Just Ask!
Can I steal you away for [REDACTED]?
....Depends.
Can I take your picture?
Um..sure I guess.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To go to as many room parties as I can!!BDSM Test
Posted 11 years ago== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ == 100% Bondage Receiver
100% Exhibitionist
96% Degradation Receiver
96% Submissive
92% Brat
91% Masochist
83% Experimentalist
80% Switch
79% Slave
75% Girl/Boy
71% Bondage Giver
71% Voyeur
60% Brat Tamer
58% Sadist
57% Primal (Prey)
50% Dominant
44% Primal (Predator)
41% Degradation Giver
41% Non-monogamist
38% Vanilla
19% Pervert
16% Master/Mistress
8% All-Rounder
8% Daddy/Mommy
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=70324
Niiice
Leftover Autopsy Juice!
Posted 11 years agoIs an amazing artist and I just got a commission slot from him! I can't wait to see my characters in his style! I definitely recommend commissioning him, he draws humans, monsters, anthros and anything in between. I don't exactly have many watchers so I'm definitely going to post this on my Facebook and Twitter too!
leftoverautopsyjuice
leftoverautopsyjuiceTo any fur i have met or will meet
Posted 11 years agoI apologize for not talking too much, I'm extremely nervous and shy around most people as I am terrified of saying or doing the wrong thing. I am also sorry for only talking to some people once or twice, I'm not bored with you or anything like that, I'm either busy or I feel like I am bothering you. I just wanted to say this because I feel bad that I'm not more social and don't talk to people more often.
Updates and a new account
Posted 11 years agoFirst of all, I changed profile page to look nicer. Second of all, I made a second account for all the art of my characters. All art of them has been posted there now. So if you want to see art of my new Angel Dragon or any of my other characters, go to 
.
.Uluri is holding a (semi) mega raffle!
Posted 11 years agoClick here to go check it out!
Artist is doing emergency commissions!
Posted 11 years ago
xXRadioactiveXx is doing emergency commissions! She's great at making stuff so go help her out http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14209957/
First furry meet!
Posted 11 years agoMe and my mate had a great time at 
Kazee's birthday dinner meet! Very much relieved my PCD and he's a great guy ^_^
Kazee's birthday dinner meet! Very much relieved my PCD and he's a great guy ^_^Innocence Meme!
Posted 11 years agoThis is gunna be fun :D
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
100%
( ) Smoked.
(X) Drank alcohol.
(X) Cried when someone died. (Fictional characters count, right?)
(X) Been drunk.
(X) Had sex.
(X) Been to a concert.
(X) given a handjob.
( ) gotten a handjob.
(X) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
(X) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
(X) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(X) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
(X) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(X) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(X) Been to prom.
(X) Cried at school.
(X) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(X) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%
(X) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(X) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
(X) Kissed a stranger.
(X) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(X) Driven a car.
(X) Gotten an x-ray.
(X) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(X) Run away from home.
(X) Broken a bone.
( ) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(X) Watched porn.
(X) Made porn.
( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(XXXXXXXX) Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%
(X) Made out.
(X) Laughed so hard you cried.
(X) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(X) Stabbed yourself. (Cutting counts, right?)
(X) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(X) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%
( ) Watched a person die.
(X) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(X) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or our own room after being out.
(X) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
(X) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
(X) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
(X) Ridden a horse.
(X) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
( ) Got caught stealing something.
(X) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
( ) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(X) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
(X) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(X) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(X) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(X) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
(X) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(X) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%
( ) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(X) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(X) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
(X) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(X) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 47%
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
100%
( ) Smoked.
(X) Drank alcohol.
(X) Cried when someone died. (Fictional characters count, right?)
(X) Been drunk.
(X) Had sex.
(X) Been to a concert.
(X) given a handjob.
( ) gotten a handjob.
(X) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
(X) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
(X) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(X) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
(X) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(X) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(X) Been to prom.
(X) Cried at school.
(X) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(X) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%
(X) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(X) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
(X) Kissed a stranger.
(X) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(X) Driven a car.
(X) Gotten an x-ray.
(X) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(X) Run away from home.
(X) Broken a bone.
( ) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(X) Watched porn.
(X) Made porn.
( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(XXXXXXXX) Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%
(X) Made out.
(X) Laughed so hard you cried.
(X) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(X) Stabbed yourself. (Cutting counts, right?)
(X) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(X) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%
( ) Watched a person die.
(X) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(X) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or our own room after being out.
(X) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
(X) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
(X) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
(X) Ridden a horse.
(X) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
( ) Got caught stealing something.
(X) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
( ) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(X) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
(X) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(X) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(X) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(X) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
(X) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(X) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%
( ) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(X) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(X) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
(X) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(X) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 47%
AC Meme!
Posted 11 years agoStolen from 
ibm
Where are you staying? Who are you rooming with? :
Microtel, by the airport >_<. I'm rooming with my mate.
What day are you getting there?
July 2nd
Day of Departure?
July 7th
Transportation?
The bus
Who will you hang with during the convention?
My mate and I will be together most of the time. I might hang out with 
thundercolt some. I also want to meet 
UndyingKitsune, 
shiacoft, 
imaginaryskye, 
sozanryker, and ibm.
Will you be suiting?
I wish.
What is your gender?
I'm a girl
How tall are you?
5'
What do you look like?
https://db.tt/uauXVkeQ <--- That's me! I'll be wearing a long, fluffy, black cat tail and probably shorts and a t-shirt most days.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Taken! I still flirt sometimes though.
Can I talk to you?
Yea! I'm a little shy sometimes. Not if I'm hyper though!
Can I touch you?
Sure!
How can I find you?
I'll definitely be going to: most of the dances, the Pre-con Social, the Opening Ceremonies, Your First Anthrocon, the Fursuit Parade, Gallifurrians Unite, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, the Masquerade, The Characters of Lee Tockar, the Fursuit Dance Competition Finals, and the Closing Ceremonies. And perusing the arts! Other that that..uhh Twitter me (@SexyCabbit)? Idk
Can I visit your room?
If you ask first, maybe!
Can I buy you drinks?
Yeah! I love Mike's hard lemonade (just the normal flavor). And vodka. And rum.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yes please! I love hugs!
Are you nice?
I think I am!
Will you be going to parties?
Hell yeah!
Do you do drugs/drink/smoke?
No/Yes!/No
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Vell my name or tap my shoulder or hug me from behind even!
What/where will you be eating?
Sandwhiches on the go. Maybe a restaurant a couple times.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc.
Sure, why not? The more the merrier! Pay for your own shit though :P
Can I take your picture?
Yeah sure!
Whats your goal this year?
•To meet people and make friends!
•Get drunk!
•Party!
•Get a bunch of art and stuffs! 
ibm
thundercolt
UndyingKitsune
shiacoft
imaginaryskye
sozanrykerFurry Code
Posted 11 years agoI found this: http://captainpackrat.com/furry/furcode.htm and made this:
FFP/LR3a /MF3r A- C->++ D~++ H+ M+ P R++ T+++ W Z- Sf+++ RL->VM a- c+? d--- e>+++ f h++ i+++ j+ p>++ sf++
FFP/LR3a /MF3r A- C->++ D~++ H+ M+ P R++ T+++ W Z- Sf+++ RL->VM a- c+? d--- e>+++ f h++ i+++ j+ p>++ sf++
I Cost $386.50 a Night!
Posted 11 years agoNatural Hair Color:
[X] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ]Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ]Other - $5.00
$10.00
Eye Color:
[X] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50
$15.00
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[X] Under 5′4 - $9.50
$24.50
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[ ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[X] 0 to 18 - $10.00
$34.50
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[X] First Born - $32.00
[ ] Only Child - $25.00
[ ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
$66.50
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[X] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00
$88.00
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[X]Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
$93.00
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[X] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[ ]7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
$133.00
Favorite Colors (two):
[X] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[X]Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00
$230.50
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[ ]g-k - $17.50
[ ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[X] v-z -$25.00
$255.50
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[X] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[ ] other - $35.00
$266.50
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[X] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00
$286.50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[X]Nope- $100.00
[ ] some- $75.00
Total: $386.50
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
[X] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ]Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ]Other - $5.00
$10.00
Eye Color:
[X] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50
$15.00
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[X] Under 5′4 - $9.50
$24.50
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[ ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[X] 0 to 18 - $10.00
$34.50
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[X] First Born - $32.00
[ ] Only Child - $25.00
[ ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
$66.50
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[X] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00
$88.00
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[X]Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
$93.00
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[X] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[ ]7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
$133.00
Favorite Colors (two):
[X] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[X]Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00
$230.50
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[ ]g-k - $17.50
[ ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[X] v-z -$25.00
$255.50
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[X] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[ ] other - $35.00
$266.50
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[X] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00
$286.50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[X]Nope- $100.00
[ ] some- $75.00
Total: $386.50
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
Art Thievery Warning!
Posted 11 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5503546/
This guy fancy-fancy is stealing people's money so don't talk to him! Also he's a douche so
This guy fancy-fancy is stealing people's money so don't talk to him! Also he's a douche so
How furry are you meme
Posted 12 years agoStolen from
About Yourself:
[x] 1. Think of yourself as a furry
[ ] 2. Been in the fandom for more than 5 years.
[x] 3. Ever barked or howled.
[x] 4. Worn a collar before.
[ ] 5. Room is filled with furry stuff
[x] 6. Feel cool about suiters in pubic
[x] 7. Looking for furry commissions
[ ] 8. Like rave/Own some rave stuff
[x] 9. Furry 4 life
[ ] 10. Ever watched/seen yiff
total = 6
Every Day:
[ ] 1. Drawing furry stuff everywhere you go
[x] 2. Thinking about people you see, can be furs
[x] 3. Check furry art when you got Wi-Fi
[ ] 4. Getting fur related food/drinks when possible
[x] 5. Looking at things and realizing they contain furry art
[x] 6. Fascinated by dogs and cats in the streets
[x] 7. Daydreaming about walking as your fursona
[ ] 8. If it has a cool animal on it, get it!
[ ] 9. Listening to music made by furs
[ ] 10. Make food that looks like anthro/feral animals
total = 5
Fursona:
[x] 1. Thought about your own fursona
[x] 2. Have your own fursona
[ ] 3. Drawed your own fursona once
[x] 4. Have your fursona drawed by friends
[ ] 5. Been in love with another fursona
[ ] 6. Imagined your and their fursona together
[ ] 7. Seen that fursona without clothes
[ ] 8. Have a fursuit of your fursona
[x] 9. Biggest wish is to become your fursona
[x] 10. Acting like your fursona irl
total = 5
In Public:
[ ] 1. Preferring to be named by your fur-name
[x] 2. Some of your best friends are furs
[x] 3. Told your friends that you´re a furry
[ ] 4. Drew some furry art for your friends
[ ] 5. Using a furry background on your phone and/or PC
[ ] 6. Seen one or more furs in real life
[ ] 7. Been to a furmeet
[ ] 8. Been to multiple furmeets
[ ] 9. Been on a public fursuit-walk
[x] 10. Want to meet furs you have never seen before
total = 3
Furcons:
[ ] 1. Ever planned a furcon
[x] 2. Planning to go to one
[x] 3. Get easely excited over videos from cons
[ ]4. Had a dream about being at a con
[ ] 5. Have been to a furcon
[ ] 6. Planning buying tickets at first day
[ ] 7. Bought ticket at the first day
[ ] 8. Been to Anthrocon
[ ] 9. Been to Eurofurence
[ ] 10. Been to furcons multiple times
total = 2
Result:
00-10 = Minimum Furry (You like anthropomorphic art, and can call yourself a furry if you want to)
11-20 = Medium Fur Interest (You can look at furry art and think almost everything is normal)
21-30 = Default Furry (You´re on the furlevel of one that´s... normal, but not as a human)
31-40 = High Furlevel (Normal humans will look at you as weird, which is a positive thing)
41-50 = Super High Fur Danger (You are dangerous for the human society, you will get cookies)
Default furry! Meh. Free raffle!
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/11909786/
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Posted 12 years ago
What's wrong with me?
Posted 12 years agoPlease I honestly want to know because it's causing trouble for me and its upsetting...
For some reason I react like a puppy to being scolded or yelled at or anything like that. It hurts me. It's like you're fucking kicking me right in the chest and it makes me hate myself and feel like an idiot and I just...it hurts really badly. And depending on how bad it is or who yelled at me it makes me upset enough to want to curl up in a ball and cry. It doesn't matter whether I get it or understand why I'm being yelled at. It doesn't matter if I know I deserve it. It hurts!! I don't wanna feel this way but I can't help it! Someone for the love of.. anything just tell me what the fuck is wrong with me..
For some reason I react like a puppy to being scolded or yelled at or anything like that. It hurts me. It's like you're fucking kicking me right in the chest and it makes me hate myself and feel like an idiot and I just...it hurts really badly. And depending on how bad it is or who yelled at me it makes me upset enough to want to curl up in a ball and cry. It doesn't matter whether I get it or understand why I'm being yelled at. It doesn't matter if I know I deserve it. It hurts!! I don't wanna feel this way but I can't help it! Someone for the love of.. anything just tell me what the fuck is wrong with me..
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Posted 12 years ago
pinkyTheJackalopeDear William
Posted 12 years agoI don't really know how to tell you this, but (Your nostrils are insulting). I think I realized it (When I saw the purple monkey)(At the mental hospital) and I saw you (Sit on)(The elephant in the corner). I'm sure you're (Open) enough to understand (That your driving sucks). I'm returning your (Your toe ring) but keeping (Your glass eye) as a memory. You should also know that I (Haven't showered in a month) and (You ruined my attempts at another world war).
(Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore),
~Aigou
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - With tears of sadness
Russia - you're new world emperor
(Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore),
~Aigou
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - With tears of sadness
Russia - you're new world emperor
