http://www.thestar.com/business/art.....urger-primping

http://www.newser.com/story/148553/.....only-shop.html

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/headline--.....jo-romero.html

http://news.yahoo.com/allergic-meat.....ws-health.html

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012.....m-garden-hose/
though just think. we use that water on our veggie gardens

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/25-f.....ever-eat-again
I miss the hell out of Josta. and Orbitz. that was like drinking a lava lamp

http://articles.timesofindia.indiat.....e-brewing-beer

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/....._forever_.html

http://consumerist.com/2012/06/mass.....staurants.html

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesho.....200606497.html

http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2012/06/19.....-to-cook-corn/

http://www.slate.com/articles/busin.....d_flimsy_.html

http://gizmodo.com/5919385/the-cool.....-for-your-face

http://billingsgazette.com/news/loc.....60e3f3710.html
Because crops irrigate themselves

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a.....superdish.html

http://www.thestar.com/news/insight.....de-dill-pickle

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/food/sc-food-0608-wine-unoaked-chardonnay-20120613,0,7899881.story

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories.....riends-640633/
and i did not get there this year :(

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com.....rs-association

http://laughingsquid.com/deep-fried.....o-county-fair/

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012.....ntcmp=features

http://www.newson6.com/story/188027.....-edible-garden
I would give ANYTHING for what this woman had.

http://gizmodo.com/5918683/the-49-b.....-needs-to-know

http://www.popsci.com/science/artic.....mell-band-aids

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sin.

Oh whats that horrible ball of fire. you are making it near 100 mother fucking degrees outside. WELL FUCK YOU BITCH! it may make me have to eat fucking ramen or just floor dirt but the Central Air is on and Fuck You. Now stop killing my garden and go fuck yourself.

http://io9.com/5918453/cooked-squid.....cheek-and-gums
http://io9.com/5919278/and-now-a-do.....s-naughty-bits

enjoy

good things

The new hotel Hampton Suites rocks the socks.
very friendly staff, hot tub and pool, good free breakfasts close as hell once we learned the secret back path to the convention center

got to see people i never get to see

made someone happy with bugs

looks like we got some great stuff for the WPAFW

set a muffin on fire

went to the Dynasty with David Tennet

bought flowers from a street vendor


Bad stuff

was sick the WHOLE FUCKING TIME

my shoes for the outfit i wore hurt me so bad i had to send others to get my other shoes for me, i could not walk for hours after taking them off

was more crippled than normal i felt

sold a whole two things in the art show for minimum bids

only finished 13 things for the art show as it was.

was barely in the Zoo at all due to illness and other stuff

barely got any sleep. (got home at a bit after 6:30 and went to bed at 7 pm. woke up at 11 am)

had a panic attack while going out for food. i do not get those much.

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there were a lot of good moments but they were all tainted by my fucking shitty health and that pisses me off. and being crippled up there and having people have to do shit for me makes me feel even worse.

a few things left to pack. and organize. hope this will be a good thing. kinda nervous though. my health has been shit for so long now.

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it had been three minutes at this point and at 3am local time.

about 2 hours ago. sick again from the heat and need to go back in. Lovely part
It is only now hitting 85 outside and 80 in here. Last year was not this bad.

see i told you there was nothing to see... jeez


the following will kill you if you read it.


to pack for AC
Shorts ---
Shirts ---
batteries for MP3 player ---
phone
wallet
charger for phone ---
outfit for asking for things ---
bags ---
wheeled buggy
fliers
clip boards ---
pen for clip boards ---
scissors for clip boards ---
art for art show
cheese
meats
knife for cheese and meats ---
cooler for foods
granola bars and other such things ---
art bag
blue backpack ---
fabric to line wheeled buggy
Iguana puppet ---
laminator and sheets
blue plate
water bottle ---
octopus
trisodium phuckphates ---
travel buddha
meds in little baggies ---

OMFG! IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO TAKE TIME TO ACTUALLY READ SOMETHING! IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD AND TAXING TO FUCKING TAKE TIME TO ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU READ AND FUCKING USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN TO UNDERSTAND IT!

you all suck the entire length of a bloated disease infested rotted cow colon.

please die at your earliest convenience.

fuck you very much

make me sick! literally. I forgot why i do not buy those fucking things anymore.

http://www.pittsburghese.com/

a crash course in the local language. it may save your life!

this could be da difference between finding good food or having yinz end up dahn donkey-doo crick

19 Outstanding Words You Should Be Working Into Conversation
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/110995

15 Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/94828

14 More Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/102722

25 Words You Might Not Know Are Trademarked
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/93858

20 Obscure Words to Describe Collectors
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/93753

From Barbies to Maggots: The Nicknames of 25 Fan Bases
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/101653

17 Vowel-Free Words Acceptable in ‘Words With Friends’
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/102828

19 Regional Words All Americans Should Adopt Immediately
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/122638

this last one I am pretty sure is going to have to have another forty followup articles.

hell Pittsburghese alone should be two of them

some of my favourite regional words or phrases not mentioned

Wollybooger - to roll around or fidget on the floor. (lower ohio)

Crackling Good - To eat something so foul it defies logic (lower ohio)

Nebbie - a very nosy person. also verb. to be nosy as hell. sticking your nose where it does not belong (pittsburghese)

Allegheny Whitefish - Condom floating down the river - (pittsburghese)

Beer garten - Bar (pittsburghese)

Chipped Chopped Ham - ham sliced thin enough to read through. (pittsburghese)

Jaggerbush - A plant with thorns. (pittsburghese)

Pittsburgh Toilet - a toilet usually by itself in the middle of the basement with no enclosure. (pittsburghese)

and more on Pittsburghese at http://www.pittsburghese.com/

Ok so i am in the midst of a LOT of colouring stuff for the AC art show. (god that makes me sound like i am using crayons and old colouring books does it not?)

Anyway so i come to doing the pic of Bottom i inked. and my mind drew an utter blank on how to colour a frikken donkey. so i did a google search. I have to use regular function since google hates me and will not let me do image searches anymore. no really. not on chrome. not on any of the Mozilla things i have, not even on IE. every time i hit that function it is all Nope sorry everything is taking too long so fuck you.
But regular search will still turn up some results. enough to go OK they do not have blue eyeshadow and sparkly hair. you know basic shit. but what do i see when i hit search. the entire first row of pics of Donkeys are Chris Goodwin's. no photos not Donkey from Shrek. just his work (not that i am complaining at all cause WOW.) but it was just kinda odd that.

Also just found out i am too broken and fat to get back to the water heater to light the fucking pilot... so still no hot shower for a while. it is day two of no hot water and i fear that the US of A may find terrorists in my Oily hair and invade for the Oil rights. i do not think that joining OPEC will help me.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/ale.....babies-to-eat/

Roasted
Babies

enough said

still not recovered from yesterday's adventure time. also now both my index and middle fingers on my right hand feel swollen and are very hard to move. thats going to make doing about a dozen images in less than a week nice and easy won't it...

of being sick and tired. this heat is fucking killing me. i cannot do much of anything. the yard is like a jungle. plants need in the ground. art needs done. cleaning and sorting and all manner of shit needs done. i have not even unpacked from Pennsic Practice. the only time i was able to move and do anything was during that hour of rain. otherwise i feel like i am dizzy and going to vomit and disoriented and just plain sick and very very sore but in an entirely different way than when my arthritis is killing me. my legs are still killing me from doing barely anything. the pile of rocks to do the little hillside by the garage still sit there but now covered by weeds. so much needs done. and no one here thinks it at all important. that we should just let things be weeds and be a fucking mess. the upstairs has been so hot i have tried to eat up there and only get so sick i can barely move. meanwhile AC approaches and after that quickly follows Pennsic and other shit. which is why the house gets destroyed by fall and then it takes me a MONTH to recover from all this shit. and by then the cold has set in and i cannot move for other reasons.

i swear i feel like i am just not allowed to have anything in my life worth having. i just want this tiny ass fucking yard to be somewhere i can spend some time since i cannot get most places and only one park is currently in walking distance and with my legs getting worse all the time even that will no longer be an option.

it is because no one else can really fucking understand what the fuck it is like to watch yourself become less and less. they do not live in the constant pain. the heat and the cold do nothing to them. to others it is funny. to others it is something that is so alien they have no frame of reference yet insist they can understand. which if they really did understand it. they would never do the things they do unless they are utter fucks. which i admit sometimes i think they may be.

before you self diagnose with depression first make sure you are not surrounded with assholes.

well i know i have real depression and PTSD. and i know sometimes it is being surrounded by assholes.


i really fucking need that herb from this post http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3492669/ but i cannot now nor do i think i will possibly be able to afford that shit even this upcoming month. Hell at this point i may have to get someone else to landgrab for Pennsic simply cause this house needs a lot of shit i have had to put off for a while and July is the only time til maybe november that does not have something already lined up to drain my money.

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to get me some of this
http://www.amazon.com/Enhanced-Kanna-Sceletium-tortuosum-14g/product-reviews/B005EMHZM0/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

http://www.amazon.com/Enhanced-Kann.....m_cr_pr_sims_t

cause yeah from some people i know using it it sounds like it is something i could really use. it might kill my anxiety long enough to make the phone calls i need to do to get back into getting doctors appointments and maybe not kill myself with diabetes... Honestly i have twice now stared at the fucking phone and tried to dial it and could not.

yeah... i am just the bestest person in the world anymore

fuck you heat. fuck you in the mouth with a dead mans dick dipped in raw sewage and rolled in broken CF light bulbs.

already sick from you and it has not even hit over 82 today and has been about 78 in the house. yet here i am with the sick and the dizzy and the wanting to die like heat always does to me.

Where are you staying?
Inside my host body

What day are you getting there?
I am already there

Who will you be with?
My host body and the strange parasites living in here with me

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
these crazy ass parasites. i cannot get enough of their antics. they are so silly playing hide and seek in the cilia

Are there any panels you might be attending?
wood paneling probably

Will you be suiting?
Ummm i am hiding in a human already

Do you do free art?
i love free art. give me some

Do you do trades?
well i am looking for a new host body

What is your gender?
whatever

How tall are you?
600 cubits

Are you taken?
where the host body goes

Can I talk to you?
do you speak Aklo?

Can I touch you?
are you a Philippine psychic healer or do you have good surgical tools. or i could just wander in. it does not hurt... much

How can I find you?
Look for the person moving in rather jerky movements and kinda pale.

Can I visit your room?
MY WOMB!? oh sorry. misheard you. i doubt it

Can I buy you drinks?
Water. Green tea with Jasmine, whole milk, cerebral fluids,

Can I give you stuff?
Ahhhh no. at least not without a return policy. syphilis was not nearly as fun as advertised

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
gonna have to snuggle tight for me to feel it

Are you nice?
I am a horrible creature. I eat babies and cause the downfall of civilizations. Of course i am nice

How long are you going?
forever

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
i respond well to sexual advances and bright lights.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
In this here body unfortunately

What/where will you be eating?
from plastic bags of varied meats and other proteins i bring

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
i shall feast on my morsels in the Zoo most likely. and depends on the fun

Can I look in your sketchbook?
NO i have secrets in there that would destroy your fragile minds

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
maybe. if your brain survives

Can I take your picture?
Not unless you have one of those cameras that goes in through a body cavity

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Ingest human things.

Ok i already knew people had trouble with basic reading comprehension
y u no can read rite?

and i knew that certain subjects bring out the worst in people
OMG GRRRRR LULZ

but really you cannot even watch a fucking YOUTUBE video...
Y U HAZ NO BRAINZ!?!?!