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Why did  mystkatodark go to the hospital?

















Because he had FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE!

Oh come on, that was funny.

What's a furry's favorite TV show?


















What KNOT To Wear

*pop*

Why did the furry molest the bull?





Because he wanted to make him uncomforta-BULL

WHOA

YEAH

said it. :1

So like, I come back to FA after a week of working and a lot of shit hit the fan I guess?

I'm not too sure on the details or how valid any of the information is, but I think I'm a little over the weekly bits of drama that stir about with hackers, protection, etc.

Whether or not these allegations be true, I'll be taking my leave from FA. NOT NOW THOUGH. This isn't a BAW IM LEAVING journal it's just, fuck, who has time to keep up with all this shit ya know?

I'm starting school next month and a full time position and the end of December. I'll be hosting my own website within the next few months to feature ONLY my clean art so as to build my professional portfolio.

I'll still be keeping contact with my friends here and finishing very long overdue commissions. Nothing will really be different. I'll let you guys know the name of my website once I have it completed.

I really appreciate those of you who became involved in my art and my gallery. I enjoyed all the notes of encouragement and praise. I'll still continue to draw! It's my passion to create. :)

I'll keep you guys posted! Until my site is finished, I'll remain here.

Have a bigger ass? Or a bigger dick?

And for my lady-types: A bigger ass or.. a bigger vagina? Nah, boobs?

And for my transfurs: I dunno pick one, shit.

Why did the furry buy a speed boat?




















BECAUSE HE WANTED TO TAKE 200 KNOTS!

OH

YEAH

:T

For the love of God I get so upset when I see photographs of people's infant children on FA.

For serious, ITS A FREAKING ADULT ORIENTED WEBSITE DONT PUT YOUR BABIES ON HERE WAAARRGGHHH

Mine?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-7I.....amp;playnext=1

<3

Sorry guys this is all very new to me :c



www.ustream.tv/channel/the-alallama-show


come on in :3

In 10 minutes. Be prepared. >:3

I posted a Tweet on the 4th of July on how drunk I was off wine and stumbling through the park with friends during the fireworks.

The following morning, I was being followed by the "SF Wine Fun" Twitter group..

I'm not sure how to feel about that. :V

I'm AlaLobsters




watch me twert :V

What's been new? Besides the art we haven't been seeing from you lately?


...


WELL a lot. Yesterday I flew into San Francisco, California. I've been without a laptop or any means of computer for arting and keeping up to date with some people. Sorry guys, but I gotta put my life ahead of certain things before I get back to the art raging.

HOWEVER, checking my flashdrive I took with me containing all my art including commissions, I have exactly 227 individual drawings (some of which are copies for security purposes). So needless to say, I have been working hard to balance everything out. I haven't forgotten a single thing that needs to be drawn, so the only thing I can ask is for a little more patience. A large number of you have been incredibly supportive and patient, and for that I like you. And we can be friends. c:

ANYHOW I'm going to get back to drawing more now that I have a laptop I can borrow for a while until my grant comes in.




Stay tuned, folks!

TO CALIFORNIA IN TWO DAYS AAAAHH im pretty scared

I'm also gonna miss all my friends here in Murrginia D: I kinda really really don't wanna leave just because I know I'll miss them so much. But, I'll visit when I can guys I promise. <3

I'll be living in San Francisco, so I'll be seeing some of my friends in Berkley and the surrounding areas. It'll be nice to see them again at least <3

I'll be attending The Academy of Art to study telecommunications in hopes of one day becoming a movie director. SO wish me luck guys! I'm also not gonna have a computer right away so working on commissions will be pretty difficult for the first few weeks. I'm getting around to them though promises. <3

Anyway, just thought I'd let you guys know wassup. Keep in touch, ya'll.

If you're going to see How to Train Your Dragon..




Don't see it because there are dragons

Don't see it to be necessarily entertained

And don't see it with ignorance.



Just, see it. I promise you'll love it. Good job, Dreamworks! You managed to impress me

We all had those silly hiding places where we kept our things when we were younger. Although some of them were pretty intense.

What was your super secret hiding place growing up?


me?





My grandfather built this crazy bookcase into the wall of our living room. My grandmother kept all her old books in it, and I'd use some of them to keep all my money! Of course, I'd lose some of them D:

About ten years later after going through the moving process, I found 154 dollars haha

ok go

At work so I'll make this quick! Gonna post some long overdue art after work today. Looking forward to that myself. :)

ALSO everyone wish  blarginator a happy birthday!

Ok back to work

Some people really hate having their shoulders touched, or even their ears. There's that one spot that just makes you shiver uncomfortably or make you convulse sometimes!

Whats that secret spot? : O DONT BE PERVY GUYS we're adults. not furries. :V

Me?




My belly button : |

I have an uncontrollable sensation to vomit the moment anyone puts even just their fingertip in my belly button. I'll kick, scream, and sometimes throw death punches to the throat if you get near my belly button! Why? I dunno.

OK GO

So I check my facebooks today and I got a message from a long lost nephew informing me that I have a long lost sister named Jennifer. :V

Phoned my grandpa about it and he's like Oh yeah Jennifer we never told you.

FUNNY HOW FAMILIES DO THAT

So my little brother called me while I was at work today to tell me he had a cyst on his taint. Yup, reread it if you want. You heard correctly. A blemish on his taint. But it wasn't any normal blemish. It was a cyst, the size of a softball, brought up by a prostate infection. This infection was caused by drinking too much soda. He had surgery on it today so he's fine.


Moral of the story? WASH YOUR ASS AND DONT DRINK SODA >8c

What was your favorite cafeteria day when you were at school and why?

Me?

Well before we got our new principle in high school, we had these crazy foods on Fridays called Combo Fridays where we had like, popcorn shrimp and even breaded deepfried cheeseburger. No lie. Fortunately, this wasn't my favorite cafeteria day.

Thursdays were Baked Potato Bar. Huge potatos you can load up with ALL the fixins~ I gotta boner.




Ok you go

When you were a child, did you ever have a mother who smoked cigarettes and drove and kept a bottle of water to put out them out? And you accidentally drank it as said child?

Just wondering.  servusanohil never had this happen to him if you were curious.

No lie, kid is legit perpen-fucking-dicular.


promises. :V

I fly out tomorrow afternoon, arriving at Las Angeles, then flying out to San Francisco, California. I'll be crashing in the Bay area for a little over a week, so if you want to hang out let me know. I'll be pretty busy looking at schools but I'll have time later in the week. :)

 apollowolfhusk

"Lets play history class. My dicks gonna be Ann Frank and I'm gonna hide it in yo' ass!"

"I'm gonna make your ass burn like the ovens of Auschwitz!"

its a good thing im a tolerable jew D: