Furry: The Gateway Fetish 1. Your name?
Ben

Definition-
1-Ben is the undiscovered hottie. All the girls love him, and all the guys wanna be him. also used for the common word beast and/or sexy
1 Dude, shaquille o'neil is such a fucking ben
2 Did you see what that chick wuz wearing, it was totally ben


2. Your age?
23

Definition-2 divided by 3 is .666
take the devils numbers(6 6 6) and add 2 and 3 6+6+6+2+3= 23


3. One of your friends?
leslie

Definition-An incredibly beautiful girl. Someone who is very attractive with the best hair. See wonderful.
"Who's that person with the awesome hair?"
"That's Leslie"


4. What you should be doing?
working out

Definition-the act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them.
im going to go work out to get BEEEEEEEEEEEEEG and make KEEEEEEEEEEDS

(>__> Thank you urban dictionary.)


5. Favorite color?
Gray

Definition-Gray is neither gay not straight, nor is it either black or white. It is somewhere in the middle.
The thing about being gray is that there are many shades of gray.
1. "Hey, are you gay or straight"
2. "Neither, I am gray!"

6. Birthplace?
Tucson, az

Definition-A city of 500,000 in southern Arizona. Receives a lot of crap from everyone but is actually a really cool city. It's a place of self-made artists, vibrant colors, great mexican food, racial diversity, liberal culture, sunshine, and a whole lot of down to earth grittiness. Sure, it's fucking hot all summer- but winters are great, and in spring the desert blooms and is gorgeous. Sunsets here are amazing. The mountains are beautiful. The old architecture is fascinating (take a stroll through an old neighborhood to check it out!), and did you know that it has two of the top-rated high schools in the entire country? Not a good place for people who want to live in a perfect, clean, crimeless, uneventful, uninteresting piece of shit town. Also not a place for conservative assholes or anyone who hates mexicans. Tucson has real culture and real drama and real beauty. I love it here.
I'm moving to Tucson, it is the shit

7. Month of your birth?
April

Definition-The most amazing month ever in which only the coolest people in the world are born in.
April is the coolest month of all.


8. Last person you talked to?
Pete

Definition-Argentine word for blowjob.
A derivative of the word "Chupete" (pacifier).
It´s pronounced "Peh-teh".
... Haceme un pete y vemos (Do me a Pete and we´ll see)


9. One of your nicknames?
leWolf

Definition-lewolf isn't defined yet.


10.

So I got DA FLU and I feel kinda crappy, go figure. So I took a break from work and I'm now ready to start getting my career lined up. I dont know what I want to do but I do know i need to start now. Yeah, oh and my car, maybe I'll have my new motor in someday soon, I already bought it and now I need install it and do the wiring for it. For some reason my car is burning a quart of oil per tank of gas and thats getting old real quick.

Well the red hatch back we just got is finally running. I just had to pull the head off to replace the valve stem seals so since I was in there were putting in a hotter cam, pacesetter 4-2-1 header, Y8/Y7 intake manifold, Integra Throttle Body, port match, mild porting, Cat delete, DPFI 2 MPFI Conversion, Integra PG7 ECU, Short shifter, Cold Air intake with water bypass valve, and a new throwout bearing. Whew, thats a lot of work but I'm taking it from 70 hp to an easy 115 for about $300 out of pocket. It's all who you know and what you can get!

As for my life my job sucks DICK! If you ever want to know how staples as a company works I'll tell you. Staples is of course a non commission based company to keep competition down among coworkers, Cool. They are however based off of sales though, So you are required to meet certain standards to keep your job. One thing first, The reason our pc prices cant be beat is becuase we buy our computers and sell them for less than we paid. Ok so keeping that in mind your probably wondering how we make money? Remember those standards I was talking about? Here they are, If I sell you a pc I am REQUIRED to sell you all the accessories equalling to at LEAST $250. If we dont make that goal, we fail and can get fired over not making sales that we dont even get anything for. HOLY TAP DANCING CHRIST!

Well thats enough out of me.

Well I got some videos up but the camera is failing bad, time for a new one huh? Well me and my freinds out screwing around, cops came down the road and we ran like you wouldn't believe!
http://www.youtube.com/alexanderlewolf

I need sleep but I lack the ability to do so! gahh! Anybody else have these issues, and how do you sleep? It's getting so bad that I am maybe sleeping 5 hours a night, Which is bad for me who used to sleep 12 hours and pass out easily! OMG! It sucks.

Wel I'm in vegas in a hookah bar dying of boredom. That is it, Just fucking bored and moon is pissed cause she has to work tomorrow and it's late, she doesnt realize that I have to work in the morning also! Oh well, I guess it's just how life goes right? Figured more would have been happening in Vegas.

Well I have been sick for a while now and finally i think my stomach is clearing up. I just felt terrible for along time and it's all been related to some bad food I ate. Also I got my car looked at and I need the suspension fixed and 4 new tires. Damn just when you think you have money you dont. Also the bisexual problem blew over and I am now presented with a crazy roommate who is wanting to commit suicide. OH BOY! Yeah I dont know how to handle this one. I had to tell him he needs to get help and he needs to leave because i'm worried about my family. Hopefully he gets it together and doesn't do something dumb. Well I'm going to go look through fa for some cool artists.

see ya!

Well this might take a while so have a seat. I need to tell someone. Well earlier this week my freinds were supposed to be coming over to party tonight and everything was fine. Fine untill I got off work and realized that I had been ditched and a freind that the party was for blew us off. Well we kept going and had the party till we realize that another freind ditched us. So we call him and he says "ok fine I'll be there but I need to bring randy (loud Obnoxious asshole who needs to die)" "Wait, Why?" "Well he is my freind and we were hanging out already today and I dont want to leave him out." "ok brad, bring him but he needs to control himself." Well Randy shows up drunk and starts telling us that the bar is way cooler than this and that we all need to go there. I told him I dont really like bars and besides the really old man that dresses up in womens clothes just wasnt something I was into tonight ( i have several transgender freinds and we get along fine, I have no issues with anyone being transgender or anything, it's just that she runs around hitting on random guys and I wasnt in the mood) He stands up and says "Whats wrong with her? I think you have issues with your sexuality! What are you hiding something? Are you not secure in your sexuality? I just stared at him amazed and said, "I'm Bisexual and I think I am very secure in my sexuality" At this point he is just staring at has a shit party in his pants. He then reaches down and puts his hand on my wifes leg and says "and how does she feel about this, how does she feel about you being that way?" I just about leveled him at this point for touching her at all. She freaked out and ran inside becuase he is making her very uncomfortable by touching her. He looks at me and says she doesnt like it much does she? ( He doesnt realize she is also bisexual) I looked at him and told him, "No, she doesnt like dealing with you". I stared at him and he stared at me till he realized alot of people were staring at him getting ready to stand up. He walks out the door mumbling about how it's time to leave. Later i told my best freind about this and he lets me finish and then says, "OMG your bi?" "yes Glen I am, how did you miss that?" I repied, he then freaked out and started talking about how creepy that was because he slept in my house and then split. I cant beleive it, freind for 7 years and he freaked out and left.I feel pretty terrible right now and have had a little to drink so I feel even worse. Why would he do that and why is it weird to be bi?

well, i think everyone needs to see this movie. I twas extremely well laid out and the effects were HOT! The only thing I didnt like was something unrelated to the movie. GI JOE the movie? NO!!! THat sounds Terrible, I mean they =canceled the Halo movie for GI JOE? Ok well what about The Last Airbender Avatar? OMG I'M GOING TO THROW UP!!! Seriously, I am dissapointed as hell......

Well I did my first all nighter adult story and I am tired and now I have to post it. this was a trial run for me so please read it and tell me where I could improve. BTW I know it's short so can it!

I just couldnt believe how happy ramen noodles could make me right now. I had a pretty crappy day which is turning into a slow and crappy day, YAY! Anyways got back here on lunch break and absolutely needed to eat something, So I got into my locker and to my suprise I found a cup ramen. I just about died and went to heaven. I cooked it just right and started eating ASAP and the perfect single serve flavor I came to know and love greeted me at the pearly gates to heaven! We frollicked in the fields together and stayed up late talking to each other, made love by the beach, got married and had kids (harpo, marco, groucho and zippo) grew old together and then in that FINAL MOMENT OF BLISS my fork scraped the bottom of my cup and I realized it was only a dream. Talk about a run on sentence. Oh well back to work.

Well another eventful day @ work and I have yet again had another person with "years of computer skills" and they cant figure out why this wont fix their video card or, repair the hard drive they dropped, the computer the dogged pee'd on r anything else you could do to a pc, Are people really that ignorant or am i JUST SUPER STUPID TOUCHY!?!?!?

Well I am about ready to start working on my integra and was wondering if people would like to put there graphics on my car? Hit me up if your interested!

well the tazer is quite the pussy, where the electrodes touched me i have something like ant bites and thats all. Does anyone have real input on my art? I dont really blame anyone for not commenting, slightly scary! think I'll scoot to bed

well I think I am going to go tazer myself, I think it could be a enlightening experience! video may follow!

I dont know what the hell i am thinking or doing anymore, i just feel like the world has left me behind and I will not catch up. My house loan got screwed up and my car popped its motor. I mean hell i want something to just be simple for once. I dont know, I think I am failing at life sometimes when I look around me, I find everybody else has a better job, a nicer house,their car runs, and they have money in the bank. I have my wife and dont get me wrong i love her very much but i think she is getting cheated out of a better life! Gahh! Well i need sleep, night!

when life gives you lemons find a new god!

Well, Lets see, bought a house, worked more on my honda, and got a new JOB! I now work for staples, YAY!
Andrew Zimmerman is the coolest person, I swear I WANT TO START EATING BUGS, anyways I just cant stop wanting to eat new food and bugs are something totally new. Well I have started work on my Ultimate Furry Collection ( My excuse for a massive collection of some of the best artists i have seen. I am curently at about 16 Gigabytes of stuff. Wow I just thought I heard someone breaking into my house, so I grab my walther and walk out into my house gun on the window only to find a cat stuck on the outside screen fighting with my cat on the inside screen. good thing I didnt have to shoot someone. Well I almost got the new motor built and ready for my car, super speed demon away! BTW this bad dragon site looks pretty cool so go check it out! Well crap bed calls and i promise I will start posting, My camera broke so I have to deal without it!

signed leWolf

Well, Lets see, bought a house, worked more on my honda, and got a new JOB! I now work for staples, YAY!
Andrew Zimmerman is the coolest person, I swear I WANT TO START EATING BUGS, anyways I just cant stop wanting to eat new food and bugs are something totally new. Well I have started work on my Ultimate Furry Collection ( My excuse for a massive collection of some of the best artists i have seen. I am curently at about 16 Gigabytes of stuff. Wow I just thought I heard someone breaking into my house, so I grab my walther and walk out into my house gun on the window only to find a cat stuck on the outside screen fighting with my cat on the inside screen. good thing I didnt have to shoot someone. Well I almost got the new motor built and ready for my car, super speed demon away! BTW this bad dragon site looks pretty cool so go check it out! Well crap bed calls and i promise I will start posting, My camera broke so I have to deal without it!

signed leWolf