It's a tough year.

Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years

And why do obnoxious teenagers chain these on deviantART?!

I am currently using the beta version out of curiosity, and it seems nice.
Sharper, a bit less cluttered, and more 2015-ish.

One thing I need is filtering and folders for my gallery. And even more emoticons.

Currently, I have one slot left pending on my request queues I had not finished yet.
And I am going to finish it,

You've been wondering why I haven't been active lately save for commenting and faving other stuff. And why I have closed request polls and why haven't finished most of the outputs yet.

Well, I had been in a very difficult time lately from January until now, because of the loss of ideas, my desktop getting busted with only my slow and overheating laptop having a backup, the pressures on waiting on job application calls, the sheer anxieties on commitment on taking a call center job, and my father having a grave illness for a month until succumbing by it a week ago, and one fact that I forgot to bring my tablet and sketches here in my ancestral home.

And while most couples spend their time sharing chocolates and flowers to their lovers on Valentines Day, I get to express on that day an act of love by burying my father. That's love. That's That.

Any, the progress for the requests:
*  brawl9977 - uncoloured
*  zakavatarz - draft complete
*  zay - draft

This just in:

TVTropes, just got a UI makeover.
When will this site ever have a makeover?

DeviantArt had just changed their logo into a more minimalist one.
I don't care much about the new logo, it's just the colour makes me more unsettling.

What do you think?

I started a meme coming from here
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/4153880

Additional notes may include non-personal experiences.

[x] 1. In the airport, one of you luggage is a "Balikbayan Box"
Haven't gone abroad yet, but my dad and eldest brother did have one.

[] 2. There's a giant wooden spoon and fork hanging in you dining room
NNope.

[] 3. There's a St. Nino shrine in your living room
My living room's too small for that. Plus I'm a protestant.

[x] 4. If the spoon and fork is not present you use your hand instead and even pass it down as a technique
Yes

[] 5. For you the yellow traffic light means "go faster"
Nnope. Yellow means steady. A good citizen needs to follow some rules, don'tcha know?

[X] 6. A meal is not a meal without rice
YES! YES!!!

[x] 7. You point with your lips
''3

[x] 8. You turn your head when you hear "psst!"
I get that a lot.

[x] 9. A meal is made yummier with toyo, suka, asin and bagoong
Yes.

[x] 10. You have fun eating street foods
Street food at the mall!

[x] 11. You know a person (or they call you) with repeating names e.g. Noy-noy, Beng-beng, Chong-chong
A few I knew of, the rest I don't recall.

[x] 12. You ride the PUJ to work, school or going home if you don't own a car
And a tricycle too.

[x] 13. You make the sign of the cross every time you passing by a church
Yes.

[x] 14. The words "Ano?" and "'Di ba?" break out in every conversation
Ti?

[x] 15. A rosary is hung on your rearview mirror of you car
I'm protestant, but my parents have. Then again, I don't have a car.

[x] 16. You say "For a while" instead of "Hold on" during phone conversations
Or a Visayan variant on that...

[x] 17. Church is a must on Sundays
Yes it is.

[x] 18. You take home small items with you from hotels or restaurants as souvenirs
By proxy, my mom, then yes.

[x] 19. You use an umbrella as a shade during hot summer days
Rihanna, eat yer heart out.

[] 20. You love eating foods named "Addidas", "Betamax" and "Helmet"
Are we eating vintage food now?

[x] 21. You started the Christmas season on September and ends it on January
It's a fact!

[x] 22. When you hear "Lupang Hinirang" you say to yourself "I'm proud to be Pinoy!"
Guilty as charged.

[x] 23. You shout "Aray!" instead of "Ouch!"
"Aray, aray naku" ♪

[x] 24. The noise of the engine in a palm boat is music to your ears
Hurray! Now I can get off from this blasted deserted island!

[] 25. You dream of riding the carabao some day or have already rode on one

[x] 26. When you visit you grandparents or your aunt and uncle or they visit you, you grab their right hand immediately and

let the back of that palm tap your forehead
Mano po.

[x] 27. You call your grandparents "lolo" or "lola"
Actually, my great-grandparents

[x] 28. You call your elder cibling or any kid calling you "kuya" or "ate"
"Manong" or "Manang". I'm Visayan. "Kuya" or "Ate" is reserved for Tagalogs

[x] 29. You call a stranger "manong" or "manang"

[x] 30. You call your friends "pare", "mare", or "friendship"
Nope, just by nickname, of "dude"

[] 31. You never feel the Philippine spirit and atmosphere without having bit of the "lechon baboy"
In my opinion, it's more delicious than bacon.

[x] 32. You visit your friend's house or anyone close to you to celebrate the fiesta of their place

[] 33. You wear a scapular everywhere
I'm protestant

[x] 34. You believe in things such as "agta", "kapre", "mananangal", "tipbalang" or the "pamahiin"'s
Mythological side? yes. Spiritual? no.

[x] 35. In weddings if you're a guy, you're wearing a barong tagalog

[x] 36. You enjoy "balot" without freaking out
<sarcasm>Yay! I enjoy voting!</sarcasm>
But seriously, I enjoy "*balut" without freaking out

[x] 37. Mom adds sugar and chopped hotdogs in spaghetti
I disagree on the sugar though.

[] 38. The "cock-a-doodle-do" of the roosters are your alarm clocks every morning
Does rooster crowing from your phone count?

[x] 39. Dipping bread on your morning coffee if your unavoidable coffee habit
And milk, and chocolate, and some occasions, soda.

[x] 40. You have a "tabo" in your bathroom

[] 41. You make the sign of the cross before you start pouring water to yourself during baths

[] 42. You tried to fit 15 people to your 5 seat car

[x] 43. The food container in your 'fridge' contains three bites of rice or one chicken wing leftover

[x] 44. You have a fly swatter in your kitchen!

[] 45. You were punished by kneeling on rice, salt or something else

[x] 46. Your car (if you even have one!) sounds like chirping birds or a tune played in reversed
"Chorando se foi quem um dia só me fez chorar"

[x] 47. You "open and close" the lights instead of on and off
More like "ignite" and "kill"

[x] 48. You have the Last Supper hanging on your dining room

[x] 49. You don't own any real food containers. Only a cabinet full of used but well rinsed margarine tubs, takeout boxes and

jam jars
Also take note, empty ice cream boxes.

[x] 50. Your microwave, TV, computer, printer, toasters are hidden under quilted covers

[x] 51. You say "cutex" instead of a nail polish

[x] 52. When you don't know what to say next you say "You know..."
"You know, kwan?"

[x] 53. You cover your living room furniture with bed sheets
Does covering the sofa with a matress count? It's asofa bed btw.

[] 54. You can't make a purchase without haggling

[] 55. You do not try to avoid pedestrians

[x] 56. Your living room wall is filled with framed diplomas and plaques of family members

[x] 57. You know that "OA" = Overacting, "DOM" = Dirty Old Man and "NT" = for the other kind of OFW
I only know NT for Windows.

[] 58. Your lampshades still have plastic cover on them

[x] 59. You think "tuck out" is the opposite of "tuck in"

[x] 60. You see print rags from foreign magazines as a cover of your textbooks and notebooks

[x] 61. You nod your head upwards to greet someone
'Sup?

[] 62. You say "kodakan" instead of a picture
Well, I disagree. I use "picture" instead of "kodak" when taking pictures.
Plus the sad fact that Kodak is... well, past its prime at the moment.

[x] 63. You wash and re-use plastic utensils and Styrofoam cups

[x] 64. You pronounce the ff. words as: "Hippopo-TA-mus", "Com-FOR-table", "Broc-CO-li"

[] 65. You stove is covered in aluminum foil

[] 66. You're on Filipino Time
Nnope. We now use Philippine Standard Time.

[x] 67. You keep used batteries

[x] 68. You have an Auntie Girlie, A Lola Baby or an Uncle Boy

51/68.

I tag  hentist and  timmichan fur this.

So much to do...
Work is...

Gift arts are good for the soul, but once in a while, I need something more in return for the effort that I'm making.

I'm starting to open up commissions and requests, and I'm kinda nervous doing this since this is my first time doing this even though I know some of the mechanics. Furthermore, I don't have a PayPal account and a debit/credit card yet, and I'm looking for alternative means to withdraw and deposit cash like going to remittance centers.

Any suggestions on this? Please and thank you.

stolen from  marconn

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Head

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
So far, black.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No one

4. Do you plan outfits?
Mmmaybe... But not unlike the Sims does it...

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Anticipating to get a job

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
My curtains~

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I dunno...

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
My college that I graduated recently

9. What are you craving right now?
Anything....

10. Do you floss?
Rarely

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Coleslaw. And rabbits.

12. Are you emotional?
Deep inside, yes.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Pfft aint nobody got time fo' that...

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick it like a cock.

15. Do you like your hair?
Yeas

16. Do you like yourself?
A bit, but not a total narcissist

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
eww, like i'd go there...

18. What are you listening to right now?
My mind.

19. Are your parents strict?
Sometimes

20. Would you go sky diving?
Yes.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Is cream cheese close enough?

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Nnope.

23. Do you rent movies often?
Imma pirate.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
My art.

25. How many countries have you visited?
None :c

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
No.

27. Ever been on a train?
Nnope.

28. Brown or white eggs?
White.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
What is this? 2008? I'm waiting for a smartphone.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope

31. Do you own a gun?
No

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Hahahahahahahahaha yes

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My family (wheeee)

34. Are you too forgiving?
Mmaube.

35. Ever been in love?
Sometimes, but it's platonic

36. What are your friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Probably working?

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Nnope.

38. Last time you cried?
Some weeks ago. Details are too confidential to tell.

39. What was the last question you asked?
The one above.

40. Favorite time of the year?
HOLIDAYS BITCHES!!!

41. Do you have any tattoos?
I'd love to have one.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Oh no, I'm a giant pink dodo bird trying to ask this.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Nnope.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Of course~

45. Favorite color(s)?
Orange

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.

47. Is your hair curly?
Straight

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Never bought one yet...

49. Do looks matter?
As long as it coincides it the inside, yes.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Yes, but I wouldnt waste my time on them again

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Lots of times, yes.

52. Do you like your life right now?
Sometimes.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No

54. Can you handle the truth?
I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

55. Do you have good vision?
20/20

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Maybe

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not much often

58. The last person you held hands with?
Me

59. What are you wearing?
Shirt and pants

60.What is your favorite animal?
Cats, wolves, ponies, dragons.

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
My prom picture

62. Can you hula hoop?
Nnope.

63. Do you have a job?
Looking to

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A folder and some magic tape

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yep, was so radical

Journal Script.

...you wake up hearing your parents argue over a lot of stuff...
...your parents hide something secret that's not even true...
...your parents tell you to do responsibilities on your own...
...you graduate and then your parents tell you to find a job immediately...
...you need to process your files for said job. Thank goodness, though, that I won't pay taxes. Yet....
...you're bored and there's nothing to do around the house...
...you have lots of ideas and concepts, but never fully put it on paper...
...you get an artist block, and a plethora of art materials are there in front of you...
...you post this journal when you realize you had a crazy time two weeks after graduation...

But I have to do it...

Graduation process, workstuff, procrastinations...
But hey, I still get to post.

Weasyl account: https://www.weasyl.com/~thegaytistic

There were some journals from the artists that I'm watching, and I can't help the feeling to ask this.

What's with this weasyl thing? I know the website, but I just couldn't get the idea on why is it important and why is it different from fa and sf?...

I'm just curious about weasyl. Is it a trend right now?

Should I join in?

"Borrowed" this one from  marcothecat

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
At the moment, I sleep upstairs where there's only one closet downstairs.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I could. My mother usually does that.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Can't tell.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I wanna try that. If it's a stop sign, i'd add it with "Hammertime". LOL

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
And I wanna draw on it too.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
It's a rare thing to have coupons.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Exit, pursued by a bear. A hot hairy sweaty hunky musky beefy down-to-earth sensual sweet huggable bear.

8: Do you have freckles?
No.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Sometimes.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
As a perfectionist, everything out of order and out of detail.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yes, but not always.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes.

13: What about pooped in the woods?
No.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Where there's a song stuck in your head and there's no music on, there's a way.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No. I'm kinda more or less of a steward towards my art supplies.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?
Confidential, but no one.

17: What size is your bed?
Single.

18: What is your Song of the week?
Haven't turned on the music yet.

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Forget modern western mentality. Pink was and always be meant for men.

20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Does My Little Pony and The Legend of Korra count?

21: Whats your least favorite movie?
I can't even count them.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Spiritually, just read Matthew 6:19-21
Physically, in my garden.

23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
Pant size 31.
If I were a girl, I could go B-cup.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Mayonnaise. I also dip my fries in it. Yeah, I got the inner soul of a Dutch too...
Don't get the reference, mutherf***er? Is there an English word for "what"?

25: What is your favorite food?
Say "What" again...
Pasta and fried chicken.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Artist, The Great Gatsby, Tangled, you know what? Basically every 1990s Disney movie.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
My mom.

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
No.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Yes, but not without glamour.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
When I was a kid writing to Santa. No joke.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Haven't drove a car yet.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Haven't drove a car yet. And speeding laws in my country differ than yours.

33: Ever ran out of gas?
In a car, no, I don't drive yet..
In my body, never had. I'm kinda hyper.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Clubhouse, and cheeseburgers.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Rice isn't rice without hotdogs, eggs and pork and beans.

36: What is your usual bedtime?
It could be between midnight and dawn, if there are no classes.

37: Are you lazy?
As a cat, yes.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I never dressed for Halloween. I only helped setting up bouquets and candles and bring them to the cemetery the day after that. It's like a date with the dead.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I'm a rooster, not a dick.

40: Are you horny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRJFXL52U0w

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos. What's a lincoln log? I'm Furrypino, for the love of Juan!

43: Are you stubborn?
Yes.

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I don't watch late night TV. I'm stuck in the computer. Sorry.

45: Ever watch soap operas?
Here's a reason why I don't watch those overly cliched, celebrity-endorsed, misnomered shows:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4438844/

46: Are you afraid of heights?
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of falling.

47: Do you sing in the car?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

48: Do you sing in the shower?
Mostly, but yes.

49: Do you dance in the car?
Hmm, maybe...

50: Ever used a gun?
No.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Officially for my college yearbook.
Other times, it's during school festivals.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
In my opinion, no.

53: Is Christmas stressful?
Yes, but fun.

54: Ever eat a pierogi?
No. They're like dumplings, right?

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Buko.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
My mind changes that every year when I think of it. During kindergarten, I wanted to be a lawyer. At elementary, I wanted to be an artist. But then since I can tell that there's little to no function on using your hobbies as an occupation, I either chose graphic design or fashion design.

57: Do you believe in ghosts?
noooo

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Didn’t you just ask me that?

59: Take a vitamin daily?
Used to. Wanna take it again.

60: Wear slippers?
Sometimes. But at home, it's Tarantino style.

61: Wear a bath robe?
No bath robe. But one wants to buy one that's in fine Chinese silk with a velvet carpet trim. It's sincere.

62: What do you wear to bed?
shirt and shorts

63: First concert?
Dunno. The recent one I can remember was a local band at campus during 2010.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
SM City. Never heard of that? Then you're not a furrypino.

65: Nike or Adidas?
Converse, and Hush Puppies.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
That bag of air you call Lays.

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Both.

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Are they French?

69: Ever take dance lessons?
I take my own dance lessons, no matter how ridiculous it gets.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Idonotgiveadamnaboutsharingcertainconfidentialstuffology

71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yes.

72: Ever won a spelling bee?
No. But I won at a quiz bee.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Give me something I have ever dreamed of and see the results.

74: Own any record albums?
My ancestral house does.

75: Own a record player?
Same as above

76: Regularly burn incense?
No.

77: Ever been in love?
…

78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Every. Epic. Rock. Band.

79: What was the last concert you saw?
During my freshman year I guess.

80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Iced.

81: Tea or coffee?
EL CAFÉ! and CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodles are cuter and more flavourful than sugar. For me, it's always chocolate chip.

83: Can you swim well?
Define "well".

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes. Something I learned from swimming class.

85: Are you patient?
Mmmmmmaybe?... Can we go to the next quesion please...

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Can it be DJ Band?

87: Ever won a contest?
Does singing contest and quiz bee count? I haven't tried on nationwide contests yet.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No.

89: Which are better black or green olives?
Green.

90: Can you knit or crochet?
Neither.

91: Best room for a fireplace?
I live in a warmer country, so there's no need.

92: Do you want to get married?
*pulls string* Magic conch says maybe someday.

93: If married, how long have you been married?
N/A

94: Who was your HS crush?
Can't tell. I once had a crush on a girl. But when I had these gender confused thingie, it was with guys.

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Fuck no. I wish I could cry when I needed to cry though

96: Do you have kids?
I'm still 20.

97: Do you want kids?
Nahhhhh

98: Whats your favorite color?
Orange

99: Do you miss anyone right now?
my parents and my college classmates who are now on OJT someplace around the Furrypines.

I just walk away
I will always want you...

https://youtu.be/e6-HYjz2bAw

I NOW HAVE SOFURRY AND INKBUNNY ACCOUNTS [STOP] MAY UPLOAD IT WHEN NEEDED [STOP] SO FAR [COMMA] IT SHALL BE A WATCHERS ACCOUNT [STOP]

THAT IS ALL [STOP]

stolen this from this guy on y!Gal

YOUR BOY SIDE:

[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans ~ denims are so snuggly than slacks
[x] dogs are better than cats ~ cats are better too. I LIKE BOTH :D
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall ~if on funny youtube fail videos, yes
[] you've played with/against boys on a team?
[] shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck ~if it means overly cliched sad soap operas, then yes
[] you own a XBOX
[] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers ~ eeyup, mid90s, a little kid.
[] you watch sports on TV ~i watch sports live on arena
[x] gory movies are cool ~ if slasher films, no; slasher action films, yes. Also, Expendables
[x] you used to go to your dad for advice ~a bit
[] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh *vomit* ~and they wasn't even originals lol
[] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people ~by proxy anyway...
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun ~i'm a sports watcher
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth ~and even open my mouth when chewing
[] you sleep at night with your socks on ~i don't wear socks
[] you have fished at least once
TOTAL= 13


YOUR GIRL SIDE

[x] you like to shop ~only without cash
[] you wear eyeliner
[] you wear the color pink ~i'm more on orange
[x] you go to your mom for advice ~and discussions about local politics
[x] you consider cheer-leading a sport ~ bring it on...
[] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall ~after church, yes. window shopping and stuff
[] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[] you like wearing jewelry
[] you cried watching The Notebook ~that a horror flick?
[] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe ~If girls can wear pants, then guys will wear skirts. It's like, equality or something...
[] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies ~ not much a hobby. I mean, I love shopping, but im not a shopaholic
[] you don't like the movie Star Wars ~ its a good movie
[] you are/were in gymnastics
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed ~depends on what time you wake up
[x] you smile a lot more than you should ~ on the Internet, I guess...
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes ~ 2 pairs are enough, thank you. What am I, Imelda Marcos?
[] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[] you like wearing dresses ~i like designing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deodorant
[] you like high heel shoes ~2-3 inches is enough. I love heels the way flapper girls loved heels
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid ~ once or twice, with a Barbie doll ripoff
[x] you like putting makeup on others
[] you like being the star of almost everything

TOTAL = 9

YAY!!!

Stolen this directly from  sublimate and indirectly from  marcothecat and  bojog. This meme must be trendy...

1. Why did you join FurAffinity?
Some time ago,  sudonym provided a link from his website, and it took me here.
Then, after browsing this site as an unregistered member, I signed up before 2012 came, posted some stuff, there.
I joined for the art, the people and the pr0n. Mostly the pr0n.

2. What does your username have to do with you?
It's an alteration of my really long real name. I can't tell you for tons of reasons.

3. What is your current avatar of?
An orange cat.

4. How many watchers do you have, and how many do you watch?
The people I'm watching (96) > the people who watch me (41)

5. Do you have more than one account?
Only one at the moment.

6. Name 3 of your favorite artists on FA.
Can't decide whom...
Mostly it's  captaingerbear for his down-to-earth styles,  ripped-saurian for his lusty muscles and  wolfjedisamuel for his take on humour.

7. What artist do you admire because of their personality?
 captaingerbear, I admire him despite things.

8. Do you comment, fave, or both?
Yes, oui, and hai.

9. What do you typically post on FA?
Drawings.

10.What's your favorite submission in your gallery?
Can't decide. I think almost all of them...

11. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Almost anything from human anatomy to movements to architecture to fabric to landscapes...

12. How many hours a day do you spend on FA?
Depends. Sometimes I go to devArt, other times on pixiv and tumblr. I admit I'm a tabbie.

13. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
Medium *typist...

14. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
I don't really get any annoying questions.

15. What is the most annoying/offending comment you've received?
At the moment, none.

16. What/who inspires you?
Everything and everyone.

17. Everyone has considered leaving FA once or twice. Have you? Why?
No. Unless on circumstances.

But, :

https://youtu.be/0XcKnUE4oI4

First ever PowToon movie made in PowToon, and I find it amusing and helpful.
Enjoy though.

...but I just wanna say this.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN!!!

There, I said it.

Meme [air quote]borrowed[/air-quote] from  marcothecat

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Yes.

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
Single and unavailable.

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
[trixietang]TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!![/trixietang]

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
As long as if it's not at the gardening tools section...

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
Yes. Plenty of fish in the water to eat.

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
College stuff.

7: Do you want to be single?
I have to choose career over relationships first.

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
House all night. F*cking suburbs so far away from the city.

9: How late did you stay up last night?
At the least 4 in the morning.

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
Much in high school.

11: Last three things you had to drink?
Orange soda, coffee, chocolate

12: Have you pretended to like someone?
It's just human nature...

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
Loved them? Yes. Meant it? Depending on the degree of love and hate.

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
No. It's very unhygenic even for my tastes.

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Depends on the degree of affetion.

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
By means of five months, you meant twenty years?

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Stealing this meme.

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
None.

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
A bit. It's an alternative stress relief compared to quick suicide.

20: What would you name your future daughter?
Blood related or not, it's a secret.

21: Do you miss anyone?
Few, some, a lot.

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Nnnope...

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
Nope.

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
May vary.

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
I try to...

26: Who did you last see in person?
Classmates

27: Are you listening to music right now?
Selfish Jean by Travis.

28: What is something you currently want right now?
A lot. Top three right now is job, cash, desired stuff...

29: What is the last thing you said out loud?
Singing with my heart out.

30: How is your heart lately?
Physically on the verge of condition, internally mixed.

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Yes

32: Are you wearing socks?
Black.

33: What do people call you?
Call me Lex.

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Nope...

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
So. Fucking. Many.

36: Who did you last share a bed with?
I don’t think I’ve shared a bed with someone since I was a kid.

37: Did you do something bad today?
No.

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
Weeks ago.

39: Do you get stressed out easily?
If lack of sleep and/or too much caffeine could apply...

40: Will you sing today?
What WILL you sing today?

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
Are you citing a Michael Bolton song?

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
It's either at school or at online, or my mom.

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
No.

44: What are you listening to right now?
Florence + the Machine and They Might Be Giants...

45: What is wrong with you right now?
Being an inconfident autistic.

46: What is on your wrists right now?
I could put razor wounds here, but no, I don't do that.

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
It's my college uniform btw. It's a blue polo shirt.

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Chocolat chaud.

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Yes. I wished that they'd stop making a retarded questoin like this...

50: Are you a good artist?
An artist? Yes. Good? Depends on the eye of the beholder.

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
In simpler ways, read 1 Corintians chapter 13. I can't put it into detail here for specific reasons, but if put in one word:

yes.

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
Que sera, sera...

53: Ever been on a golf cart?
No. Plan to...

54: Do you have trust issues?
Some.

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
What's a phone?

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
What?

57: Do you use chap stick?
Sometimes. I use chap sticks on noodles and on Chinese food...

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Yes.

59: Do you have a little sister?
My brothers would think that I'm the little sister. And I'm a guy.

60: Have you ever been to New York?
No. But give me a ticket, and I'll go there. But in my thoughts, I'm going to Paris...

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
No comment. Still single.

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes.

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
Surfing... and fapping.

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
No.

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
There are people that always makes me smile genuinely. Not just one. Not just physical.

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Nope.

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
No. Unless you mean the way you kiss your mom.

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Alone, but not without spiritual company.

69: Will next Friday be a good one?
In the words of Katy Perry: do it all again...

This one I stole from  talegas

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you love me?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why.
6. Describe me in 1 word.
7. What was your first impression of me?
8. Would you hug me?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13. Would you meet up with me?
14. Do you enjoy having me as a friend?
15. Would you spend some quality time with me?