Hello everyone! I hope you're having a great weekend and a great start to your October! Since it's been a month, it's time for another one of these update journals. I guess I should start by saying that I'm still working on commissions and again want to thank you all for your patience and understanding. At the same time, I apologize if it's been a while since an update or even just checking in. Feel free always to check in, I don't mind chatting about progress or anything in general! I'll share a bit more about how commissions are going on as it ties into what else I'm primarily going to talk about in this journal.

I've touched on it more or less in some of my previous journals, but the big thing is my current job and program. Right now, it's two different 8-week positions between mid-August to mid-December. I'm 80% finished with my first position, and then I'll move on to my second position afterwards. Starting next year, then I'll officially be finished with college with a degree and seeking jobs around my area until next fall. Currently, I've been lucky in that my first position isn't too strenuous and that I get home decently early. I'm hoping that my second position is something similar, but I think I may have to stay a bit later. So on the upside, I still come home not entirely drained most of the time. However, it doesn't mean I get as much time to work on commissions as I would normally like, and sometimes it's just a little too difficult to work on them at all. Fingers crossed that this was because I had a bit of the flu in mid-September and that things should be fine for the most part. Again, I would like to thank everybody who has given me leniency to work on commissions, and if you would like to reach out, you can always do so!

As for other things, I'm unfortunately not doing anything for Octransfur this year. I posted some commissioned art last month, and it was nice to see you guys enjoy it. I suppose the last thing to shout out is the awesome pair of gift art Joeseph Jackal did for me, I'll link their versions of the art as you should seriously favorite them and maybe watch him if you like his style.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/62338445/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/62338363/

I think that's all for right now. Knowing me, I'll probably think of something to include ten minutes after I post this.

Hello everyone, hope we're all doing well with the weather, personally, i hate the heat and humidity where I live, but soon enough it will be freezing cold. I'm doing alright, I feel like the first week of my job has been fine enough. I wanted to ask a question right now, although I'm not sure how many responses I'll get.

I've had it for a long while now that all my TF stories are in one folder and then all other stories in another. At the same time, I have all art I commissioned sorted by character/sona/OC. I wanted to ask if people would prefer that I add folders based on content. For example, a folder dedicated to Pokémon TFs, Inanimate TFs, Hypnosis, etc. I think on one hand it can be nice to have it sorted by content, while on the other I'm afraid of making things too redundant or too confusing. If you'd like to share your feedback or personal opinion, I'd love to hear it!

Anyway, it's a bit late, I might make a more lengthy journal later this month, or it might be next month.

Well, it's been over 2 months since my last journal. I feel a bit bad about not writing one sooner. I had plans to write one before it turned into a complete month, and then again before it was two. The issue is that I wasn't sure of what to write. There weren't any real plans to make commission-related journals. At the same time, I want to put something out there to show I'm at least around doing stuff besides the occasional art upload or just favoriting things. I guess I could share a life update, but things haven't changed that much since my college graduation. One thing I've considered doing is an AMA journal, but at the same time I'm unsure if I would get many responses (at the same time I've always been fine with people DMing me questions on Discord or such). If anyone would like to share suggestions on what to do in terms of journals, I'd be happy to hear.

I figured I should talk about commissions as well since it's been ages since the last journal on here. I'm still working on them, and for the first time in a while, I feel happy about the rate at which I'm working on them. Though I don't know if I will ever return to an output similar to what I had in 2022 and 2023, I can at least feel better about myself. For the rest of the year, I'm not sure how much I will be doing in terms of new commissions. My main concern is my new and upcoming job (and hopefully career) Navigating a new job can be scary and I would rather take care to keep my workload lighter and something I feel comfortable with. Maybe down the road, as I settle in, I'll feel fine in opening more commissions, but right now it's wait and see. For those who have a commission from me that I'm working on, I wanted to thank you all again for your patience with me. I greatly appreciate it.

Stay safe, and I hope you have a great day!

Welp, I graduated from university two days ago and moved back home yesterday. It feels pretty strange for it to be over now after four years. On one hand, it's nice to have accomplished it, but on the other, I already feel like I will miss it. Sorry for everyone who have been waiting for an update while I worked on finals and moving out. I hope to start working again on commissions today or tomorrow

EDIT: Bit of a dumb dumb and forgot mention what it was exactly, it was a Bachelors in History and Education along with a minor in Social Studies

Hello this is another reminder that you would highly benefit from following me elsewhere, namely Discord (even if Discord is its own problem).



My Discord username is moistnapkin58

And I have a server (I definitely need to utilize better and wow its really bad yeah I should run it better when I have the time) https://discord.gg/p4sC6RmURh

I need to upload some art, be warned that some of this art may include diapers, if you don't want to see that please consider blocking related tags. Other than that I hope you all have a good day with the weather getting better (at least here it is for me).

This might be a long journal, so buckle in if you’re interested. When it came to writing I had some reasons I wanted to write, though it was not uploaded on FurAffinity the first story I wrote was a Ferris Argyle TF from Re:Zero out of a desire to see more for the character (funny that I have failed at following the series for a while now). But while that was the final push to get me start writing, it is hardly the main reason why I am interested in TF, or writing stories in general. In the middle of 2013 is when I finally decided to start watching MLP FIM (this was right before Twilight became an Alicorn). In the gap between seasons three and four, I had enjoyed the show enough that I had been interested in reading fanfiction on Fimfiction. In particular, it was one series of stories that were relatively popular at the time. BronyWriter’s “No I’m not a Brony get me out of Equestria” was a series that you can infer the premise of from just the title. This was at a time when the idea of a Human in Equestria was at its peak and inverts it by having somebody who is not a fan of the show end up within it. Its first chapter ends on a line that becomes iconic for the series.

“With all of the ‘quiet dignity and grace’ that I can muster, I walk up to Celestia and punch her in the face.”

Now admittedly his first story in the series has a few places where it's rather weak there were still times even a decade after first reading it the humor was something I still enjoyed, and even still points that honestly were tear-jerking. The explanation of feeling powerless and lost is just incredible. And additionally, the way BronyWriter’s ability to write characters both from the show and original never falters, he creates a very real feeling world that has thought put into it. I don’t want to spoil details for those who are interested in reading the stories, but there is still much to enjoy even a decade later.

So why am I making this journal about this story out of the blue? Besides sharing a bit about my inspirations and recommendation it is for a separate reason. After feeling compelled to revisit one of his stories, I learned from a blog post posted earlier this month that he had finally decided to retire after twelve years of writing. To be honest I had stopped following his stories closely for a few years now but the post had surprised me. While I shouldn’t be surprised considering how much time had passed and the diminishing returns for his efforts, it still struck me. I can recall waiting and then reading his newest chapters as they released, but now that it is over it is just hard to wrap my head around. With his ongoing stories receiving a final chapter for each, that details how they would conclude. I immensely appreciate the fact that closure was able to be given, even if it comes bittersweet. He was able to find great success and happiness writing these stories, and I am immensely grateful for them for helping shape me into who I am. Without his stories, I doubt I would be writing or even on this website. I doubt he will see this journal but that’s alright. So I thank him for his stories and thank you for reading this. If you’re interested in reading any of these stories, I’ll go ahead and list some of them off and my notes and opinions on them.

“No, I Am Not A Brony, Get Me Outta Equestria!” https://www.fimfiction.net/story/53.....utta-equestria The original story to start with, kind of the hardest of his main stories to come back to, but it introduces us to the main character TD solidly and still has good moments.

“Wanderings of a Non-Brony” Is a direct sequel to the first story. It’s good but it sort of hinges on if you’re alright with the show’s characters taking a backseat for the most part.

“The Life of a Non-Brony” Third and final story of the main trilogy set right after Wanderings. Overall, his most solid entry, it is the second longest in word count and the longest span of writing, starting in 2013 and ending with his final notes in 2025.

The next few are a spinoff/alternate timeline that differs greatly from the original timeline.

“TD the Alicorn Princess” The title gives it away. This is a spinoff that only needs you to have read the first story (though it is enhanced if you read Wanderings). It changes the ending of season three to TD instead of Twilight. Starts mostly light-hearted/comedic but gets a bit darker as it goes on. It is by a slight margin the longest story but is perhaps my favorite overall with plenty of great characters and moments.

“The Prince” Immediate sequel to Alicorn Princess, though nowhere near as long. If you were fine with things being darker at the end of the first story, this one is good. Otherwise, this one might be hard to get through. Also, holy shit that ending, that ending was incredible to read when it was first released after the time it took to get to it.

“Resurgence” And the immediate sequel to “The Prince” and its ending. This story is the final story of the Alicorn trilogy. Without spoiling a peep, the beginning is incredible. It has more comedy than “The Prince” in comparison. However, out of all of the stories, this one is hit hardest by his retirement. Has a spinoff/non-cannon sequel.

“The Storm and the Scorpion” Spinoff to Resurgence and adapts the movie. Very dark so be aware of that if it's not your kind of thing.


There are quite a few more stories that are non-cannon/spinoffs that I can’t fully list. All I can say is to take a look at them and see if the premise interests you. Some are dark, some are comedic. My only warning is to refrain from reading “With a Little Help from My Alternates” as this story will spoil the endings/details of quite a few stories. But yeah, it felt really good to talk about his stories and how much they meant to me. Reading them again after so much time was something I didn’t know I needed. They mean so much to me and even if they couldn’t end in the most ideal way, I will still be happy I got the chance to read them.

Well I am over a week late even though I've been meaning to write this journal since the 31st. It's been (over) a year and that means its a good time to reflect and that's the hard part. The year has mostly treated me awfully.

I'll start with the stats and numbers since that will be the easy part to write about. The first story uploaded this year was "Lord Amir's New Shirt" on March 8th. The last uploaded story was "A Paw-Headed Potion" which was on November 13th. There was a total of twelve uploaded stories meaning a story was uploaded every 30.5 days. Unless my math was wrong all uploaded stories totalled 44100 words and that many words for a story would cost $308.70 USD. While obviously the numbers don't tell everything and this doesn't include stories that were private or only on Discord, but this is sht, because I am a shit writer. A quick glance at what I was able to produce last year makes this clear.

I don't intend to just dump a bunch of private stuff like that will magically make things better (or provide anything interesting for you to read) but the failures with my writing more or less reflects countless issues with my life. Unfortunately I don't really see it or feels like it is getting better. I am facing increasing amount of pressure on myself and it feels like too much. At the same time I don't think my writing is getting better and is only getting worse. the time it takes for me to write is abysmal as well as the quality. Honestly if I looked at a piece from last year and compared it to a recent work it would probably be of similar quality. While I was too stupid to realize it before I will soon enough probably completely lack both the time and energy to keep writing, this point in time is going to be like a train slamming directly into a brick wall. To continue I think my condition both health-wise and cognitively will only continue to deteriorate. I am convinced that I am stupider than I was in say 2021 or early 2022 due to numerous issues with me. So now what? Well, I guess I just keep going, I don't know, I've been very close before to just ending it all and giving everyone a refund but for better or worse I haven't yet. I guess thank you to those who give me grace and patience. I don't know why, nor do I think I deserve it.

Sorry if this shit is negative, that's just how I feel about life right now.

I guess in another direction is that I plan to keep uploading art I commission/receive. Since FA has added a tag block feature I will now be uploading (or reuploading) some art related to ABDL and diapers. I will be using the tag ABDL and diaper in all of these reuploaded pieces that if you have those blocked then you should be good.

But yeah lets see what this year has in store

Hi if you want to follow this bird on the blue sky here you go. I don't know how much I will post on there though

https://bsky.app/profile/birdnapkin.bsky.social

Title kind of says it all, I nearly forgot my birthday. Still, I'm celebrating it with the goal of being with people who care about me and being happy myself. Didn't have any super special plans but that's okay.


I have some art I need to post so I might get that done, I'm also looking into some ideas for commissions but not sure if I will do that so soon as I might prioritize new computer stuff at this time

"But I never thought the leopards would eat MY face."

The people who vote for this convicted felon have no empathy towards anyone other than themselves or fail to understand how the world works. I am so nervous because as a history major I know how this shit works, but hey I guess the price of eggs (which isn't going to go down) was just too important.

My profile says no TERFs, no bigots, and no fascists, please see yourself out the door if you voted for him. We'll see if I'm going to end up bankrupt or dead if I lose access to the medicine I need.

For those who want to hear a little bit of something positive is that I am here and willing to talk to anyone who needs the support, they win if they make us feel small and isolated so please don't let yourself become small and isolated.

Hello everyone here with the final journal of 2023 to round off the year. So then what better way to start with some fun stats! This year I uploaded 45 stories to my gallery this year. The first was "Gilda the Amiibo" uploaded on the 1st, and the final upload was "A Late and Very Naughty Present" uploaded today/on the 31st. This means a story was uploaded on average every 8.11111 (a lotta 1s) days. However, I should say that this is just the average as December had 8 uploads, while June and August had just 1 each. This is just a hair more than last year, which had 43 stories and one every 8.48 days. But one factor I didn't realize for a while was the increase in word count for the stories uploaded this year compared to last year. Though I can't (too lazy lol) easily check the word count for most of last year's stories, my thumbnails give me a good estimate to go off of for each story this year. And so with 45 stories, the word count totals up to a staggering 169500 words. To compare this is a few thousand longer than the original story of "Dracula". To commission a story of this length from me, it'd cost $1186.50. To end off these very fun stats each story had an average of 3766.68 words. Weren't these numbers fun?

I don't know what else I need to say lol. This year was better than last year for me in a lot of ways that are both easy and difficult to describe. I have a bunch of new OCs and expanded on Gold and Goldie getting a chance to get more art for them. And although Audrey hasn't been in a story for a bit, and May has kind of been in the background, I love their designs and have plans for them in the future I hope to explore. Then there's Sparce, the weird creature that's colorful and I utterly adore. Sparce, to me, is just something that connects in a way I could never imagine before now. Getting to write stories about my OCs brings me so much joy like never before.

As for next year... well I have a lot of work to do. I'm certainly going to be busy with these holiday stories as I crank them out over the next few weeks. I'll also be working on a revised guide and information sheet for commissioning me as well. It may be a bit before then, I'm thinking February might be the earliest. If you message me tonight on Discord or here then you'll have an extension of four days to order. Otherwise, it closes tomorrow. Here's to another great year, and thank you for being here!

12/28/2023 UPDATE: Thanks for the incredible support everyone! I will be closing on January 1st so please reach out to me by then if you are still interested.

Wow been a bit lol, first time posting a journal for open commissions since October/Octransfur.

Happy Merry Holikwanmas (trademark pending). I'm a bit late but since it's better late than never, I am opening up some commissions to celebrate the holidays and New Year. I don't really have a specified amount of slots for this time I'm mainly going by the amount of interest/work I end up receiving. So grab a story before the chance slips away. As for pricing its the standard fare, $7.00 USD for 1000 words, but get 25% or 50% off the final price when you include my sonas/OCs in the story! Make sure to check out their folders in my gallery for a better look at them all. One small update is that the fem version of Gold Veer is going to go by Goldie Veer at least in written work in order to better differentiate the two and avoid confusion.

On top of that, while I was initially on the fence I've decided to have a 25% discount on stories with a holiday, or New Year's related theme. This does stack with the Sona discount as usual so keep that in mind for those wanting low priced stories!

If interested send me a note or DM me on Discord with my username "moistnapkin58" Make sure to not delay as it may be a bit before I re-open commissions in 2024. But I will update this journal when I get close to closing commissions.

Hey there, its been a bit since the last journal. This is just mainly a journal with a quick update about things. So admittedly I forgot to do much for my birthday on here oops. Things have been a little bit busy for me but I have been making great progress on commissions. My commissions are still currently closed, but at this rate I'm hopeful that I might be able to open a few of them. Still there's not a whole lot else for me to share right now, there might be a smallish art dump next week but yeah.

And thats a wrap, all the slots have been filled. Thank you everyone who has reached out to commission me. Ill be working on these as hard as I can over the next few weeks, Until then my commissions will be closed.

Hey there, I wasn't sure if I was going to do this or not but I have decided to open up for October and Octransfur commissions. I don't have a set amount of slots but if I get a lot of comms I'll close this. Same deal as always for stuff, $7.00 USD per 1000 words and payment is done via PayPal. As you have read this includes commissions relating to Crizbn's Octransfur prompts which I'll link to right here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53347636/ If you have a prompt idea for a story, you will get 25% off the final price of your commission.

Additionally I kind of really want to do some stuff with my sonas and OCs so I have the character discounts open as well if you are interested in getting an even larger discount. It's 25% off for featuring one of my characters and 50% off if has two or more featured. This stacks with the Octransfur prompts so you can earn up to 75% off the final price of a story. You can check my gallery to see what I have and if it fancies your interests.

If interested, feel free to comment on this post, note me here on FA, or send me a message on Discord at "moistnapkin58"

have a happy Halloween, enjoy Octransfur, don't get spooked, jumpscare timestamp for WARNING SCARIEST GAME IN YEARS \ Five Night's at Freddy's - Part 1 by Markiplier is at 16:08

So yeah I said I would make a journal and honestly I nearly forgot to make it multiple times. Part of why is because I don't even know what exactly to put in this journal. Hopefully this journal isn't a rambling mess but we'll see.

To start you may have noticed a bit of an absence from me especially in the case of actually uploading stories. Both here and on Discord even. I apologize for that as I didn't even think about or realize how long exactly it had been. The main reason for it was a lot of IRL factors, moving, my job, and some (non urgent) medical stuff). Things are settling back down thankfully. Still there are a few things I want to add and mention here as I feel it does relate to the topic of my personal life.

I'm currently working on the commissions I currently have in my queue, whittling them down at a steady rate. However I am considering taking things easy once I finish most of the queue, to avoid potential burnout I'm going to be limiting a lot of my commissions in the near future as I do not want to burn out or lose the love and passion I have for writing stories. I hope this is understandable and I don't intend for this to be a very long hiatus but please keep that in mind that I may not have many commission slots open in the future. Overall I'm doing alright but yeah.

I've been gone too long. Will be making a journal about some stuff somewhat soon.

With the 2.7 update, I am covering myself by gathering a list of potential stories that may be at risk for violation. Though I should state that all of these stories DO NOT FEATURE MINORS IN NSFW OR EXPLICIT SITUATIONS. With how hazy and messy the guidelines are, unfortunately it cannot be helped. This list is intended to allow interested viewers to possibly save these stories before their potential removal. If the stories are deleted, I HIGHLY recommend that you join my Discord server, where I will keep a dedicated channel for these removed stories. https://discord.gg/p4sC6RmURh

Also PLEASE reach out to me if you are someone who commissioned any of these stories, I want to make sure that you at least have a copy of your commissioned story. I am terribly sorry it has to be this way but it is too great of a risk to just do nothing.

The Nursery in the Bunker https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47962720/
Training the Trainer https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45606921/
Brand New Mannequin https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45606921/
Sonic and the Cursed Gem https://www.furaffinity.net/view/49994142/
Luna and Princess Love Muffin https://www.furaffinity.net/view/49239683/ (honestly I'm not sure why I gave this story an adult rating but oh well better safe than sorry)
Sonic's and Amy's Wishful Changes https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51876797/
Joining the Tribe https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51340348/
Futaba and Haru Dorsing Around https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50385537/
Further Fun https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50888510/
Old Game New Form[b] https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37387901/
[b]New World New Life https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38937213/
Pokemon Daycare's Special Breeding Program https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38225106/ (I'm highly confident this story WILL BE REMOVED)
Becoming Amy Part 1 https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35440294/
Becoming the Perfect Amy Rose, Part 2 https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36217838/

ONCE AGAIN I NEED TO REITERATE, THAT I HAVE NOT AND WILL NEVER WRITE ANY STORY WITH A CHARACTER UNDER 18 IN AN EXPLICIT OR NSFW SITUATION! ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE HERE ONLY BECAUSE OF THESE HAZY AND UNCLEAR GUIDELINES!

https://discord.gg/p4sC6RmURh

have the discord server ready to be started, though its a little rough around the edges. Feel free to join if you are interested!

Alright, you probably know what this is about. Let's not beat around the bush because this is ridiculous.

I have three things I want to discuss but a quick TLDR of the points:

.I am making a Discord to preserve my work
.I am going to put in a ticket to see if any work is in violation or not
.What other websites can I start posting stories to?
.I think this is a dumb decision
.Final disclaimer

Ok now then, this is the real meat and potatoes for those points I summarized above. We can go one by one for this.

First and foremost, I am going to create a Discord server for my content. I don't know if this will primarily be an archive or a community that we can talk and whatnot, but regardless of whichever way this policy ends up, its clear that I need to work on preserving my content in some fashion or another, even if Discord does kind of serve as a doo-doo way of keeping a bunch of stories. I'll try and post a link of the server for peeps to join in on in the coming weeks.

Second, I have zero clue if this policy update is something art related or expands to stories as well, surprisingly or unsurprisingly based on your outlook on life, they have failed to clarify this even in their clarifications meaning I do not want to risk my account especially if there is one story from like 2020 or 2019. If I have to delete anything I will make a journal listing everything deleted and make sure I have downloaded those stories/whatever to upload elsewhere.

Third: Other websites, besides DeviantART cause I already post there (somewhat). I have a SoFurry account but they have perhaps the worst story uploading system ever not allowing me to upload PDF files! Besides that, I know of Inkbunny (though I have heard it is not pleasant) and Weasly (I know nothing about it). Please recommend me some spaces where I can try to continue working as a writer if I ever have to leave this website! Though note that I plan to stay on here for as long as I see feasible, I'll only leave this site if things get irredeemable.

Lastly, this is a rather dumb decision or at the very least, a somewhat unwise idea, and a very atrocious execution. I don't mind and honestly agree with the 9000-year-old loli loophole, but this is not the way to go. Especially the Digimon that they listed as examples, I do not know about you guys but I have NEVER seen anything that treats the Digimon at that level like children. Instead, we have to measure everything in proportions and what does that mean for a writer like me? Does that mean I have to go through stories and write in excruciating detail about how these characters aren't minors with their "long legs" and "stocky physique"? And honestly, this feels like instead of fixing an issue its gonna open a gateway to targeted harassment where a user will look for one potential violation to get the artist suspended for a FUCKING WEEK ON THE FIRST OFFENSE AND A PERMANENT BAN A SECOND TIME. People are not going to stay on this site if they have a to leave it up to a coin toss if everything they've worked for goes to waste.

For one final disclaimer, I have this to say. I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER WRITE OR CREATE ANY CONTENT INVOLVING A MINOR IN AN EXPLICIT NSFW SITUATION. ANY TIME I WRITE A CHARACTER THAT IS CANNONICALLY UNDERAGE I ALWAYS AGE THEM UP IN MULTIPLE WAYS INCLUDING PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY. I HAVE HAD A POLICY FOR THE LONGEST TIME DENNYING ANY NSFW CONTENT FEATURING UNDERAGE AND MULTIPLE TIMES I HAVE STATED IT MAY WARRANT A BLOCK ON A USER WHO REQUESTS IT FROM ME! THIS HAS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE CASE.

Gotta make this one kind of quick. So hey, life's been a bit busy, after this coming weekend, it's not so busy. There is a game, a sequel to a game that is very influential on my lifestyle and honestly a pretty good if not subtle reason I got into writing and being a furry. I have decided to open up some comms a bit earlier than planned. There will be three slots, first come first serve. The sona discount still applies INCLUDING MY NEW SONA MAY THE DRAGON WHICH YOU CAN FIND OUT ABOUT IN MY GALLERY AND ON MY COMMISSION POST HERE: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50565419/

Now judging by the title of this journal and what I've been talking about, I have a fixation/brain rot about The Legend Of Zelda. That's why any story that involves The Legend of Zelda series will get a 25% discount. This can be of any games, not just BOTW/TOTK, so if you are really wanting that Midna TF story or OOT Epona story, that would be fine. But this can be pretty much anything TLoZ related. Of course, if you want a bigger discount, you have the options of it involving my sonas in some way or another. (Gold was partially inspired by Revali after all)

The only limit I have is 6000 words max per user who commissions me. This means you could decide you want one big 6000-word story, two 3000-word stories because you have two ideas you really like, or your budget might be a little tight because you also plan to buy the 70 dollar game, and you just want one 1500-word story. It's up to you ultimately, so don't worry too much about it!

You can reach me here in the comments on this journal, via Notes, or BEST would be to DM me on Discord @/MoistNapkin#7415

Also ps. if Discord does go through with its (abhorrent) username change I will try my best to update what my new username is on these journals and whatnot.

Hey there, sorry for being so busy, hoping that things continue to improve for me the way they have the past month.

Two slots this time around and a max of 5000 words per person. What this means is that you can claim a slot and get two 2500-word stories, or just one 5000-word story if that's what you would prefer. Pretty much free to allocate the 5000 words however you want. Not going to allow somebody to buy multiple slots unless a week or two goes by and a slot is still open. Pricing is the usual $0.70 USD per 100 words or $7.00 USD per 1000 and payment is done via PayPal. Payment is upfront unless the story is 4000 words or longer, in which case it's 1/2 upfront, 1/2 after 1000-words.

As for the themes I've decided to keep the themes of both the month and the current month. Since it is both March and April, you have four themes for 25% off the final price. For March the themes are Spring and Diapers. For April there is the spring theme and in addition, Avian transformations means the END RESULT is an avian character or creature. This could mean a whole host of things. Some examples: Feral birds, anthro birds, characters from media like Lago from Aladdin, Foghorn Leghorn from Looney Tunes, Falco from Star Fox, and so on. I'll count Griffons as well for the end result and any other species that share many similarities to avians, such as beaks, talons, or wings.

In addition to the monthly themes, the sona discount applies as usual with adding Gold, Vinge, and or Audrey, can get you up to 75% off the final price.

If you're interested or had questions, send me a note on here, leave a comment or most preferably send me a message on discord @/MoistNapkin#7415

And for any more information, here's the guide https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50565419/

Breaking news! Dingus doesn't understand how the concept of time functions!

So I'll be honest, this was supposed to be posted on the 6th of February but instead it is now getting posted three weeks later. Not gonna sugarcoat it, this is a mixture of me being stupid and IRL things frankly kicking my ass. It isn't significant or terrible but I've had a lot on my plate and this is the result of that. Hopefully, things are getting better and they should be for the most part but enough about my personal matters. Let's talk story commissions.

Three slots this time around and a max of 5000 words per person. What this means is that you can claim a slot and get two 2500-word stories, or just one 5000-word story if that's what you would prefer. Pretty much free to allocate the 5000 words however you want. Not going to allow somebody to buy multiple slots unless a week or two goes by and a slot is still open. Pricing is the usual $0.70 USD per 100 words or $7.00 USD per 1000 and payment is done via PayPal. Payment is upfront unless the story is 4000 words or longer, in which case it's 1/2 upfront, 1/2 after 1000-words. As for the themes since it is both February and March you have four themes for 25% off the final price. From February its the themes of Romance and Pokemon. For March its the theme of Spring and Diapers. In addition to the monthly themes, the sona discount applies as usual with adding Gold, Vinge, and or Audrey, can get you up to 75% off the final price.

If you're interested or had questions, send me a note on here, leave a comment or most preferably send me a message on discord @/MoistNapkin#7415

And for any more information, here's the guide https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50565419/

Hello everyone I wanted to announce a new alt account i have recently created. The purpose of this alt account is to contain most of the stories I write, and art I commission of ABDL related content. I'm sure if you've been following this account for a bit you will have noticed that I do have an interest in it. As for why exactly, its mainly to give that type of content its own space so that those who are interested in it have it all in one place and those who don't like it don't have to look at it. Honestly, this just feels like the easiest option as while I'm not necessarily afraid to indulge in it on this page, I feel like having a second page does work best. From now on stories and art with a focus on diapers or regression are going there instead of here. However, any prior stories I've written or any art I've favorited up to this point isn't going to get purged because that's a huge headache that ultimately isn't worth it.


 PaddedMalice here is where you can check out the page albiet with its gallery rather barren.

PS: And no this alt account will not take any time away from what I am currently doing.