Blehhh sorry for being inactive. I need more comedy material. Anyone got any ideas?

I'm a professional entertainer. Also a sexual one. I strip for a living showing everyone my skinny ass body.

If you enjoy voicing your unwanted opinion over the internet in attempt to change my mindset on something, you'll be nominated to be featured on my SJW board on my profile!

Here's how it works:
-On Facebook or FurAffinity, shove your opinions, feelings, and morals down my throat as if you're going to make a difference.
-Arguing with other people on one of my posts (This Will Definitely Get You Noticed!)
-Whatever you say will be quoted and shared on here, my profile, with your name on it!

The SJW Board is a game. So let's play!

I'm back after a long and fun weekend.
So let's get things rolling again with a Q&A.
Ask me anything, anything. I don't give a shit what.
I don't mind personal questions and whatnot.

I'll answer honestly and perhaps offensively.
So ask away!

Hey, so believe it or not I actually have a life outside FurAffinity. I know, right? Who knew anyone on this website had one?

I'm gonna' be busy this weekend so that means I'm not going to be online.
Thanks for the support and shit so far, it's much appreciated.
I love and hate you Fucks.

-Alice

Fuck 'em all. But like, literally. I will fuck every single one of you.

It's a shitty joke, I know. Shut up.

WHOEVER DRAWS ME PORN WILL GET A WATCH FROM ME

MY ART SUCKS SO GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR ART.