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Posted 18 years agoThis is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
Hehehehehehehe....XD
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
Hehehehehehehe....XD
AkuRoku Kick
Posted 18 years agoSo yeah I got back to drawing my two favorite guys muahahaha and making them do naughty things >> << BUT ANYWAYS ...... tell me what you guys think....ill be posting some stories that ive written and apparantly my mate thinks their really good so check those out if i get a chance to post and i get over the embarassment of writing sex scenes all over again. WOOT YAOI WOOT YURI!!!!! >> << *ahem* so yeah feel free if you have any suggestions about what to draw these guys, in any situation possible, if the idea is awesome you might get a story out of me too. muahahahah, okay, *deep breath* i need to stop being so evil now okies
AKUROKU=Luuuuuuuuv <3
Roxas: uhhhhh...Axel what are you reading on my laptop?
Axel: *turns around with a huge blush* you wrote this?????!!!
Roxas: yeah
Axel: could we try that
Roxas: Try what?
Axel: *points to line* I wanna try that sometime
Roxas: O.o;;;;;;;
Axel: *devious grin and grabs Roxas before he can refuse* Your ass is mine boy!!!
Okies....it seems Axel and Roxas has taken over my mind again.....>> << I'm not saying its a bad thing, ill just come up with weirder and weirder scenarios trust meh
AKUROKU=Luuuuuuuuv <3
Roxas: uhhhhh...Axel what are you reading on my laptop?
Axel: *turns around with a huge blush* you wrote this?????!!!
Roxas: yeah
Axel: could we try that
Roxas: Try what?
Axel: *points to line* I wanna try that sometime
Roxas: O.o;;;;;;;
Axel: *devious grin and grabs Roxas before he can refuse* Your ass is mine boy!!!
Okies....it seems Axel and Roxas has taken over my mind again.....>> << I'm not saying its a bad thing, ill just come up with weirder and weirder scenarios trust meh
Tiredz adn depressed
Posted 18 years agowell whats new....uhhh besides that my bearded dragon passed away 2 nights ago and yeah not gotten over that, ive been missing my mate no matter what and im under alot of stress to get things done before college and im pressing for time and the tim block where i can get my sugery done before college starts up again, so peace out all ill be on trying not to go slowly insane
Taken from lighteningtiger- fill out pwease?? *big puppy eye
Posted 18 years ago1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Are you a virgin?
5. Are we friends?
6.Do you have a crush on me?
7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
9. Would you walk on the beach with me?
10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
11. Do you talk about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you could change anything about me?
14. If you could ask one question, what would it be?
15. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
16. Where do you live? if US what state?
17. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Oh by the way if anyone wants a piccie drawn for them, im willing to do a trade *smiles* fear teh dingo >> << ^-^
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Are you a virgin?
5. Are we friends?
6.Do you have a crush on me?
7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
9. Would you walk on the beach with me?
10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
11. Do you talk about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you could change anything about me?
14. If you could ask one question, what would it be?
15. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
16. Where do you live? if US what state?
17. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Oh by the way if anyone wants a piccie drawn for them, im willing to do a trade *smiles* fear teh dingo >> << ^-^
requests anyone??
Posted 18 years agoill be willing to do art or requests for anyone and yeah im up for a trade if you would like to.....so yeah that is all mates XD
My poor bearded dragon :(
Posted 18 years agoWell ever since I have came back from the beach my little baby boy crush (the bearded drago) hasnt been himself of late, and its worrying me. Im hoping its just him trying to get back in sync from the trip. *sighs* i just dont wanna lose him, so yeah besides that I have surgery sometime within the next 2 weeks, i forgot the date ill have to look it up to make sure when its going to happen. And then to find out that my dog Meeka has to have surgery to get her anal gland sacs removed and so yeah, seems everyone is getting sick around here.
But on a good note I got to spend time with my babydoll today *wags tail* and i enjoyed every minute of it ^-^ Love you HATz
But on a good note I got to spend time with my babydoll today *wags tail* and i enjoyed every minute of it ^-^ Love you HATz
Needles, bloodwork and gel....>> <<
Posted 18 years agowell after lots of trips to my doctors, a trip to the emergency room, a CT scan and then a ultrasound I officially know whats wrong with meh.....It seems that my gall bladder hates me. I seem to have very large gall stones in my gall bladder and is causing me some of this pain. And on top of that it seems that i had an ovarian cyst that ruptured. *facedesk* So to celebrate....im at the beach surfing XD
*tilts head* Barou???
Posted 18 years agoJust finally posting things that should of been posted a long time ago. Thank goodness my scanner has gotten over its little hate spell and decided to work now. Must love technology when it works ya know. I t also hasnt helped all my little trips to the doctors/Emergency room over severe pain in my abdomen. I just wish they would tell what is wrong wiff me and put my mind to rest. Oh well thats doctors for ya. Ill continue to post things as my scanner is willing.
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