http://www.vimeo.com/1146413

it makes me want to dance around naked

Okay, I told some of you I KNOW, but for those others:

I am on a strict tablet agenda. So it WILL be slow for me to post trades. I'm am working on a couple right now, but they are either not colored, or not all the way inked.

SO if you guys are getting tired of waiting, I wont be offended if you want to cancel. I understand.

OR what I can do is that instead of you getting a nice, neat digital drawing, I could do some traditionally. BUT I warn you, because I do not have the control and neatness with traditional art. It's more spiratic and...'stylized' to put it nicely.


OKAY?

I got. My tablet back.

Excuse me while I spunk everywhere.










SO THIS MEANS THAT I WANT TO DRAW LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER so give me your characters to draw.

ART

TRADE

BITCHES

I JUST GOT GROUNDED FROM MY WACOM TABLET


THIS MEANS I CANT DRAW SHIT

And I don't have a WORKING scanner either, so I can't just be like "durp, well I'll just use that"

NO

I NEED MY TABLET

ITS MY BABY, MY BABY

SHE TOOK MY BABY, OH GODDDDDD

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



But, rly folks. It is my fault because I didn't do school for like....6 months >_> DAMN YOU E-SCHOOL. WHY ARE YOU SO EASY NOT TO DO. I HATE BEING YOUNG AND IN THE SYSTEM.

:c

AWW C'MON DADDY, TELL ME SOME JOKES

ANY.

THING.

YOUR HEART.

DESIRES.....

.....I will draw.
Because I like drawing different things for people. I am very VERSATILE and yes I can draw ANIME and yes I can draw REAL ANIMAL HEADS and what not if you're not into the way I usually draw.

I can also draw PIN UPS and PORN and one of those cool looking 60's poster thingies as well as SOVIET PROPAGANDA shit of your character. Ooohoohohohohoooo.


JUST...

ANYTHING



sketches: $5
inks: $10
simple color: $15
SUPER COLOR: $20

Payplay only :'c And I will pm you my account name when we set the deal.

Okay so like...


tell me. All of you who have freaky fetishes....



What makes it so hot to you? Like, I just want to know...HOW.


For example:
I have a blood fetish.
It's the color, warmth and taste that I like. I find it MESMERIZING.


Now your turn. C'mon, don't be shy. TELL BIG MAMA.

I'm pretty sure that everyone has heard the theory that the world will end at 2012, but, that just seems so far-fetched to me personally. I dunno, I just think that like, the world will go through a huge shift in culture, economics, politics, ect. I just can't really understand that the end of the world will happen so soon. I mean, we all thought that the computers and shit would malfunction when it turned 2000, and nothing happened.

But who knows. Maybe during 2012, fire and brimstone will rain down from the sky and I'll be the first to get trampled by one of the Four Horsemen. And the sun will explode and we'll go into WWIII, ect., ect.

Or, again, nothing will happen and we are all just worrying ourselves. But I just want to know if you guys really think that a bunch of Mayans could really predict the end of the world, or if you think it's all bullshit like me.

Okay, so like...have any of you guys heard about this Orphan Works Bill shit that the congress is trying to pass? From what I've heard, it makes it so that you HAVE to buy a copyright for all of your art and characters, or else someone can just straight up take it, buy a copyright, and call it their own and still have it legal.

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THAT KINDA RETARDED? NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD A FUCKING COPYRIGHT!

BUT..but, there is this online petition to try and stop this bill from passing.

Now, I don't know if this is true or not, it seems pretty like...concrete. And before you guys sign, like...think about it. Because I don't want you guys to like, get some nasty virus from this or anything. BUT IF IT IS TRUE, PLEASE SIGN!

http://www.petitiononline.com/dAvsOW/petition.html


D'''''':

Haha this is a funny story, actually.
Me and Megan (my giiiiirrrrlllffrrrriiieeennnndddd :O) were on youtube yesterday, and like, somehow we came across this Disney princess AMV XD Well, Meg from Hercules came on, and then, I suddenly realized that I had a crush on her when I was a little kid and didn't know it. I remember always feeling uncomfortable when she came on XD
But anyways, so I said "holy shit dude! I just realized that I had a crush on Meg when I was a little kid!" Then she said, "haha, yeah, I had a crush on Jasmine when I was little" Then she looked at me and said "kinda funny how that worked" because my name is Jasmine. And then, I had the realization that we both had the names of our Disney crushes XD Hahaha, oh man. I just thought that was funny.



So, who was your Disney crush?

My conputer ist KAPUTZ! So I've been having to use my schools old ass dusty conmputers.

BUT LO! They have a scanner! And hopefully I'll be able to subit some shizz dizzly up in this piece.


Mutha fucka. *badass gangster sign*

Okay, looking through like, 4chan and stuff, I realized that it's kinda hard to find GOOD art of your OTP, depending on how popular it is.

So I decided to draw pictures of peoples gay OTP's!!WEE!!

So, if you have one, just name who they are, a ref. picture, and a disc. of what you want, as long as it isn't any like, gross shit, like scat (no offense), and I'll see what I can do.


I'm not promising that I'll be able to draw ALL of these, so I might have to pick and choose, surry <:'C

HELP! NOT JUST ANYBODY!

HELP! YOU KNOW I NEED SOMEOOOOONE!

HEEEEEeeeeEEEEEELLP!



So yeah, I got my tablet hooked up, but I can't find the CD thingie for it to be at a 1 to 1 ratio, and now I can't find the link to download pen pressure sensitivity.


Does anyone know where to find that link?


PLEAZE! AH FUCKIN' DIEIN' OVA HERE! <:''''''O

HOLYSHITOMG! I am here for 2 seconds :D

FIOST of all, I want to thank all the new people that are watching me, I just haven't had the time yet to thank you individually.

SEKOND I WILL be posting sum artz up soon, but I just need to get a hold of a scanner and/or camera. IT'S SO FUCKING GAY because I haven't been able to use my tablet like I should. I can't find the software to install the 1 to 1 ratio thinger, since my computer has been wiped clean of all of it's memory e_e;


I HAV 4 U SUM STORIES!


MY 16th BIRFDAY...

Was at a local Japanese restaurant where they have the..Habatchi? grills, where you can see what the guy is cooking, and they sometimes do the thing where they toss the food into your mouth. WELL, since it was my birthday, the cook tried to toss some rice into my mouth, and with me being clumsy and stupid it missed, both times, while some punk kid caught it each time. Having my pride hurt, I agreed to a third try, and I did the whole like, snake ninja thing and moved my head and shit, but it BOUNCED off my lip and landed in my SHIRT. UUGGH! So I tried to hurry up and grab it, being as inconspicuous ad I could, but then, since it was rice, it broke into little pieces and I had to fucking like, to get the damned hot rice out of my shirt, making this huge scene infront of 5 strangers, and that damned punk kid.
I still had rice in my shirt when I got home ;_;


AT ROCKY HORROR...

There was this costume contest that  pox ,  chickenlime ,  thefishkitty , Alex, Whitney and I were all hyped about. So, we all dressed up all cool style, with Alex being a Cheshire cat (air brushed and all), Pox being a blue meanie (face was airbrushed), Chickenlime was a mental patient with Mult. Personality disorder (she had name tags all over her, and was totally mixed-matched), Thefishkitty as a flapper, and Whitney as a cute Victorian vampire. I, on the other hand, was a very.....nude....mummy e_e I had spent about...$40 on gauze that only covered very little of my chest, hips, 1 leg and 1 arm. It was a sad day in America, so I tried to make it seem cooler by making my skin look rotted, and it did help.....Some.
BUT SO ANYWAYS, we are there, at Rocky, and the costume contest is underway. I hobble up there, trying not to move too much, or my gauze will slip and I'll flash my SO tacky underwear, lykomg, or come busting out in the chest. On the stage, I quickly check myself to make sure that I;m decent, and when the guy finally comes to me, he asks me what I am, I say I'm a mummy, he says that I'm a very NAKED mummy, I look embarrassed and I'm sent back to my seat.
What I fail to realize is that I was in fact, busting out of my gauze, and I just gave the whole entire audience a morbid peep show. OH MY MODESTY was in so much pain that night. The pain, was so intense, actually, that I tactfully shouted out to Whitney, who was sitting right next to me, (and could hear me breathe probably), but I shouted "OH MY GOD! MY TIT WAS HANGIN OUT!".

The guys in the row in front of me laughed, and I wanted to cry.





I can't think of anymore stories, but I know that these I am going to tell my children.

Okay you guys....

If you haven't noticed how like, I haven't commented on ANYONE'S PICTURES and what not, that is because I have to dedicate most of my time trying to pass this school year ;n;

so, I'll try to like, comment during breaks, and I will scan in pictures that I do in my art class. Right now I am working on a portrait of  pox and I will definitely be taking a picture of that, aaawww yeuh.



SO BERB TO THE MAX YOU GUYS!






OH! And I have to tell you guys about my awesome throw-up skills:

Okay, this was abotu...um...last, no 2 weeks ago Saturday. Me and Pox went over to our friends house Jessica's for like, a last-party-of-the-summer thing. All I had to eat that day was um...well, all I had to drink that day was a bottle of cream soda.
So, when we got over there, I got the munchies and ate a whole bag of potato chips, with cheesy dip, some chocolate chip cookies that I made, brownie mix batter, which I was making at her house, and the brownies after they were baked, some goooooood cake that like, was red with white icing and several cokes to wash it all down.
Now, my stomach isn't used to such an overload of sweets, so I started feeling bad late in the night, or morning. I got up and walked into the bathroom and just kind of laid there, trying to let the cold of the tile cool me down.
Eventually though, I started feeling that pressure in the back of your throat, like you are going to choke on your tongue, and I knew that I was going to throw-up, but I was expecting it to be long and gruesome, like it usually is.
Much to my surprise though, as soon as I opened my mouth, a fucking JET STREAM of red puke forces it's self out of my stomach and rips through my throat. It was so powerful, that it nearly threw me backwards, NO SHIT. After the jet stream was done, I was still puking. Very much similar to the guy in Team America. I had to keep flushing the toilet to keep it from over flowing.
And what did I do after this? I walked into the room where most of the people where and said "Hey guys, I just threw up like that guy from Team America, it was so cool!"


IT WAS THE BEST PUKE EVER! I am so going to tell that to my grandchillin's

So, all of those people who I am drawing pictures for, it might take a while for me to finish all of these. This is because I am not just sketching them, I am making them into fully colored, inked, yada yada, pictures. AND THAT TAKES TIME! SO BE PATIENT!

I AM TALKING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE:
1.  unclean
2.  rhnn531136
3.  phylum
4.  delmore
5.  pcbhder4th
6.  dracoicebane
7.  bridgeportcat
8.  pox
9.  cur
10.  sonderjen
11.  demonuncle
12.  nuclear_kielbasa
13. Finski-Susi
14. HerrWolff
15. Chozo


YOU GUYS BETTER LIKE THEM! >:O

<3

Okay, like, since I got in on a few of these, I think that it would be kinda snobby not to post my own.
~STOLEN FROM MANY PEOPLE!!~

The first 10 people to post or comment on this journal will get FREE ARTZ from me. Oh Boy.

1.  unclean
2.  rhnn531136
3.  phylum
4.  delmore
5.  pcbhder4th
6.  dracoicebane
7.  bridgeportcat
8.  pox
9.  cur
10.  sonderjen


GO GO, GO SPEED RACER!



O SNAP! BONUS ROUND!

1.  demonuncle
2.  nuclear_kielbasa
3. Finski-Susi
4. HerrWolff
5. Chozo




Damn, I got my ass BOOKED!

What do you guys think about the end of the world?

Do you think that it will happen in 2012?

Do you think that comets will come and destroy Earth?

Do you think that we will be sucked into a black hole in a billion years?

Will the second coming of Jesus will wipe out humanity?

Will we overpopulate and kill ourselves?

Will we be invaded by aliens?

How do you guys think the world will end? I'm sure I have left out many scenarios. I think I'm going to go with the black hole thing. There is one on our, and every, galaxy.



PS: I might be like, kinda afk for a while. So if I don't comment back, or on your purdy pikturz. I'm sorry :'C

Okay, here are some artists that I have been watching that I think deserve more attention:

 balson <--really awesome crazy art.

 Bakasam <----AWESOME colorful stuff :o

 BridgeportCat <---CUTE stuff!

 cheng_and_eng <---really creative and wonderful to look at.

 Chickenlime <

---

does funny little doodles and is a close friend.

 clsazekiel <---only has one picture up so far, but its really pretty :D

 crunchyferret <---is away right now, but has awesome, trippy art.

 denim <----awesome, AWESOME style.

 Dracanta <---is VERY talented. Cute, fun too look at art.

 Dwilah <---has really cool ideas.


 f27 <---REALLY cool crazy stuff. <3


 GizmonicZan <--has cool dog character sheets.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kaenhoushaki/ <---awesome mustachioed 70's dogs!


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Kigs/ <--Cool, cool style.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/knottymoccasins/ <---LOVE this persons art!


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kur-kur/ <--cool trippy, acid, gory art.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/LCBcrow/ <----Does cool comics, and read his journals, it explains some of the comic pages he posted.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/moth-eatn/ <---very cool realistic art.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/odysey/ <---REALLY cool style, very talented.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/owl/ <----Very talented, awesome art!


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/PCBHDER4TH/ <--Young talented artist. Has an awesome, loopy, colorful style.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Pox/ <---SHES MAH BESTZ FRIEYND! Has crazy...rape your mind..art.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/shy/ <---funny art XD, cool stuff.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/smoh2go/ <--cool doodles, cool animations.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/soundhound/ <--I could not believe that she isn't watched by more people! :O Very talented, and creative.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Spooner/ <---sketchy art, awesome doodles.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Swatcher/ <

---

Again, could not believe that he was being watched by so few people. Really TRIPPY transformation art. <3


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/tengu/ <---stuff is 2 COO' FO' SCOO'!


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thefishkitty/ <----Another CLOSE friend. Cool art!


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Tiberious/ <--BEAUTIFUL photos, holly crap!


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/UnicornSpirit/ <----cool, cool art. Not to mention the best icon EVER!


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Vantid/ <---Beautiful colored pieces, lots of thing with wings.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/xxd.....demonessxx911/ <---Right now, she is doing a lot of Pokemon stuff. I watched her because she draws Courage the Cowardly dog stuff pretty accurate.


http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zooni/ <---again, another person that I couldn't believe was watched by more people. Awesome, Awesome art, and a really cool style.





Okay, so there. I've gotten the word out :O


Oh, and since half of the page didn't want to show the icons, I had to give you the links instead.