...Because I am bored shitless!

Go ahead ask anything!

1. selfie
Like... No... No... I'm not even opening that can of worms...

2. what would you name your future kids?
Uhh... I have no clue. Obviously they'd have my last name at least.

3. do you miss anyone?
Sadly, I do.

4. what are you looking forward to?
The next NASA-SE event.

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
If there is, I sure as hell ain't met 'em yet.

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
Not usually. But why bother getting hung up on the past?

7. what was your life like last year?
Same as it is this year, hectic and up in the air. lol

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
I don't think so... ?

9. who did you last see in person?
My little bro.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
No, but I am good at playing them off as something else.

11. are you listening to music right now?
Yes. Nirvana. Gramma take me home nao plz.


12. what is something you want right now?
Agh.... I don't know!

13. how do you feel right now?
Like I got hit by a train. lol

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
Today actually... But... She was like fifty years older than me. :/

15. personality description
Clueless, Tender-Hearted, Strong Willed, Loyal, Easily Misled, Jaded

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?
Sure. Who hasn't?

17. opinion on insecurities.
Buy a better anti-theft system dammit.

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?
No.

19. have you ever been to New York?
Nope. Don't care to go either.

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
'Blurry' by Puddle of Mudd

21. age and birthday?
19 11/07

22. description of crush.
Orange, kinda fizzy. Will rot your teeth out... Is a coke product?

23. fear(s)
The future.

24. height
6'3"

25. role model
Hell if I know,

26. idol(s)
Golden Tiki

27. things i hate
Close-minded people, Idiots in general, the feeling/texture of cotton balls.

28. i'll love you if...
you lend me a hand with one of my Datsuns.

29. favourite film(s)
The Usual Suspects

30. favourite tv show(s)
FLCL

31. 3 random facts
I currently own Seven Vehicles
I own even more firearms than that so keep your hands offa mah cars. I:<
Never kissed anyone before...

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
Guys. But... I only have like two...

33. something you want to learn
Four wheel drift.

34. most embarrassing moment
Eh. Iunno. Every damn day?

35. favourite subject
Racing

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
Build and run my own Speed Shop. Visit Japan. Rebuild my first car.

37. favourite actor/actress
I have no fucking clue.

38. favourite comedian(s)
Bill Cosby. :I

39. favourite sport(s)
Lemans, and Futbol

40. favourite memory
Driving my first Datsun home. ('74 620) C:

41. relationship status
Lonely. So damn Lonely. :C

42. favourite book(s)
The Davinci Code.

43. favourite song ever
.....Uhh... Same as above. Seriously, this is basically a repeat question.

44. age you get mistaken for
25-35

45. how you found out about your idol
I found it digging around I the garage one day. Wierdest thing ever.

46. what my last text message says
Make sure you close out eveything on job 49B21105N.

47. turn ons
Immaculately built vehicles, Small Breasts, Short women, Racing, Dragons

48. turn offs
Close-mindedness, Overweight, Self-Centered people,

49. where i want to be right now
Right here.

50. favourite picture of your idol
What?

51. starsign
Scorpio. ...Kay?

52. something i'm talented at
Music, Autocrossing.

53. 5 things that make me happy
The sound of a engine hitting peak performance, Golden-Orange sunsets, My Stupid Datsun Pickup, The idea of finding a girl I can connect with, Finding performance parts at the scrap yard.

54. something thats worrying me at the moment
My lack of brakes in my daily driver. o.o

55. FA friends
Waterdragon, ChiltikCoatl

56. favourite food(s)
Ice Cream, Fifteen Bean Soup, Sushi

57. favourite animal(s)
Lizards. :I They don't piss on my rims.

58. description of my best friend
Ohmigahd. A longhaired doofus who is somehow even more clueless than me.

59. why i joined fA
I have no clue.

60. ask me anything you want
Go ahead. Ask away.

I quit my job.

...No seriously. I did. But I quit it to go on to a better one. So, yeah. That happened. Wheee.

I've had a couple of people ask me about a hobby I have. So I figure, what the hell. Let's get this out there.

I "race" with the National Auto Sports Association, as well as the Clemson Sports Car Club. The former more so than the latter mostly because of stuff popping up prohibiting participation with the CSCC.

Mostly with NASA I work as a Corner Flagger on track. I don't yet have a car I'm comfortable running on track. I've driven an e30 in the HPDE events before, so I have track experience. But very little. I want to race one of my Datty's... But they're both kinda one of a kind. I'd kill myself if I were to wreck one. So I'm looking for a Miata or something.

Anyway, yeah. I do actually drive on real race-tracks on occasion. I won't say race until I get my Comp license. I hope to run in the Spec Miata series. Mostly just because those bastards race rough, and it's really down to skill since lap-times are usually within a few tenths of a second from each other.

There, now you all know something else about me. Any other questions?

Sooo... I got in trouble today with the game warden. He caught me basically drifting in the snow in front of the house. Well actually he found me with a wheel stuck in the ditch and skid marks all around in the snow.

My argument was, I live in the middle of nowhere and my closest neighbors are literally a full mile away, and I could see perfectly fine for a good quarter mile up the road in either direction. Not like I'm gonna hit anybody a quarter mile up the road when I'm doing fifteen. He was the only vehicle down the road all day, as was apparent by the lack of tire tracks. (Excluding the mess of loopies I made.)

I will state, it never occurred to me that what I did was illegal. I figured, snow day. No one's around.

His argument is that we're in a 'state of emergency' over the snowstorm and that I was performing illegal maneuvers on a public road way.

Anyway, he was pissed and I got a good chewing out, luckily he didn't call me in or cite me a ticket or anything like that.

In hindsight, yes it was stupid. But no one got hurt, and if there had been a risked of endangering other motorists I definitely wouldn't have done it.

But thing that gets me most is this. That fucker shows up when I'm in goofing off on a day when no one is going to be on our road and gets pissed off at me and yet, we have these damn trappers showing up regularly who are shooting from inside their trucks, trespassing, shooting in the direction of my house, speeding, poaching... the list goes on and on. Why the hell can't he come around when those bastards are here?

Anyway, yeah. I'm done ranting. I'm also done goofing off in my car on the snow. At least until I have a decent private surface to slide around on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhNyEqe_hdE

I'm done for now... This song cuts me to the core...

...be up this late. Probably shouldn't have had that last taco either. :B

I'VE GOT SOME ARTZ GAIZ! ...Like one or two sketchy things from my sketchbewk. Need to scan 'em.

In other news, about to get laid off. :P Whee. At least I'll have plenty of free time for a bit. (Hopefully got another job lined up soon after the lay-offs.)

HOW'VE YOU PEOPLE BEEN!?

@-@ _{I'm am so deprived of sleep...}

Stole from


A. AVAILABLE-
Yes, but not really interested.

B- BIRTHDAY-
7th of November.

C- CRUSHING ON-
'Dis cute chic I just met irl.

D- DRINK YOU LAST HAD-
Alcoholic? Some sort of blush. Just liquid? Water.

E- EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO-
I wish I could talk to people easy. :/

F- FAVOURITE SONG-
'Blurry' by Puddle of Mudd

G- GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS
Gummy worms! Duhh! XD

H- HOMETOWN-
Middle of Nowhere, SC

I- IN LOVE WITH-
My car. :I

J- JOB-
Outside Plant Technician for AT&T

K- KILLED SOMEONE-
Not purposefully.

L- LONGEST CAR RIDE-
Who knows? Longest plane ride was eighteen hours.

M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR-
Chocolate. Plain 'ole chocolate. :I

N- NUMBER OF SIBLINGS-
UNO!

O- ONE WISH-
More time.

P- PERSON YOU CALLED LAST-
My Manager to tell him I've got the flu. :c

Q- QUIET EVENING OR PARTY NIGHT
Agh... Iunno. Depends.

R- REASON TO SMILE
Why shouldn't I?

S- SONG YOU LAST SANG
'Thief' by Our Lady Peace

T- TIME YOU WOKE UP
.e A whole bunch of times. This flu has me up and down all night and day.

U- UNDERWEAR COLOUR
Black.

V- VEGETABLE
Taters. :3

W- WORST HABIT
Fretting.

X- X-RAY YOU'VE HAD
Mah back. It's not lined up right. :B

Y- YOUR OPINION OF THIS MEME
Purple. :|

Z- ZODIAC SIGN
Scorpio


Anyway, yeah...

Dear watchers,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but, I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when you when one of your dogs humped my leg Outside of the office and I saw you hit on The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your your balls but keeping your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore,

-Alyx

Everything I say, do or whatever.

Seriously, I'm losing my mind.

O.O
o.o
_{O.O
o.o
.,.
Oh god, help me.}

AND YET I FIND IT FUNNY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pre7bINBps

Love writes a letter and sends it to hate.
My vacations ending. I'm coming home late.
The weather was fine and the ocean was great
and I can't wait to see you again.

Hate reads the letter and throws it away.
"No one here cares if you go or you stay.
I barely even noticed that you were away.
I'll see you or I won't, whatever."

Love sings a song as she sails through the sky.
The water looks bluer through her pretty eyes.
And everyone knows it whenever she flies,
and also when she comes down.

Hate keeps his head up and walks through the street.
Every stranger and drifter he greets.
And shakes hands with every loner he meets
with a serious look on his face.

Love arrives safely with suitcase in tow.
Carrying with her the good things we know.
A reason to live and a reason to grow.
To trust. To hope. To care.

Hate sits alone on the hood of his car.
Without much regard to the moon or the stars.
Lazily killing the last of a jar
of the strongest stuff you can drink.

Love takes a taxi, a young man drives.
As soon as he sees her, hope fills his eyes.
But tears follow after, at the end of the ride,
cause he might never see her again.

Hate gets home lucky to still be alive.
He screams o'er the sidewalk and into the drive.
The clock in the kitchen says 2:55,
And the clock in the kitchen is slow.

Love has been waiting, patient and kind.
Just wanting a phone call or some kind of sign,
That the one that she cares for, who's out of his mind,
Will make it back safe to her arms.

Hate stumbles forward and leans in the door.
Weary head hung, eyes to the floor.
He says "Love, I'm sorry", and she says, "What for?
I'm your and that's it, Whatever.

I should not have been gone for so long.

I'm your's and that's it, forever."

You're mine and that's it, forever.

Hopefully for a good long time now. The training period is over for me and now I actually start work here at home.

c: I haz mah tablet back. Yey.

Also... Why does the one cute girl I get the nerve to hit on turn out to be lesbian and the girl with her I took for her friend is actually her lover? I hate mah lahf.

XD Anyway. Hi.

Ridiculous and unwarranted questions welcomed. However I reserve the right to answer certain questions vaguely. :3

Fire away. :D

-ASEXUAL!

...Fuck that right?

Now you all know how I feel when you tell me that you're gonna make me gay.

That is all. Had a long fucking day missing my flights.

Goodnight,

-AZR

So, believe it or not, I'm a very nervous dude. Especially at night, especially at home here in the middle of nowhere. If there's a large crash, shouting, or a car that sits at the corner too long, I'm quietly loading my pistol and setting it on my nightstand. This isn't without merit however, lately we've been getting some really shady folks (trappers) coming up and down our road. There have been a few burglaries since they started coming 'round too. But anyway, I didn't start loading the pistol every time I got nervous until they started coming through shooting at God knows what. (Prolly ducks or raccoon.) Everything they're doing is quite illegal, and we've reported them several times, but there's not much the local law enforcement can do, they're nearly an hour away and by the time they get here the trappers are looong gone.

Anyway, this time of year we get what we like to call the "UFO boat" up here on the river when the water is high enough. I guess it's an air-boat, because that's the only thing I can think of that makes that much damned noise out on the water. But these guys are night fishing, they show up every weekend when the weather and conditions are good at about midnight with their loud ass boat that is loaded down with lights. Bright frikken spotlights. (Attracts the fish.)

I had forgotten about these guys until about an hour or so ago. Just had got offa skype and was going to bed when all the sudden my windows lit up and I heard a loud, "RRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH" that just kept getting louder. Damn. Just damn. That got me moving really quickly, I think I may have broke the world record of loading a revolver with a loading gate. XD Anyway, I set it down on the dresser and peeked out the window to see what the hell was going on, and it was just those old dudes in their obnoxious boat. Fishing.

>.< Fffffff. I'm going back to bed. *Unloads pistol and flops*

I haaaaate daylight savings. I also hate getting less than three hours of sleep.

I'm so tired I'm melting. ;_;

C'est la vie. :\

I finally got my browser to default to my FA page when I type in "fur". It'd been stuck on someone else's for months 'cause I tried to win a Kiriban from 'em.

XD I know it sounds stupid, but my God it's about time!

Yup. They're gunna be put on hold for a bit. Actually, everything will be put on hold for a bit. I just had an AMAZING oppurtunity open up for me, but I've gotta take a test first, so I'm gonna be cramming for the next week or so trying to pull this shit off.

Wish me luck guys! This opportunity could have me outta my parents house and on my own in a few months easily.

Eeeeeeee! *Bounces off to study*

-AZR

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. (Debatable)
Loves to joke.
Very good sense of humour. (Again, debatable)
Will try almost anything once.
Loves to be pampered.
Energetic.
Predictable.
GREAT kisser. (Maybe? O.o)
Always get what they want.
Attractive. (Likes to think so, anyway)
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
Loves to party but at times to the extreme.
Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it!
Very protective over loved ones.
HARD workers. (Moved a little under a ton of dirt out from under the house today.)
Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end.
Romantic. (Again, I'd like to think so. XD)
Caring.

...Like... Wat? HOW U KNO DIS!?

I just realized I've managed to stick with these daily doodles for more than a week. (Excluding yesterday, 'cause I was wiped.) ...That's... a big thing for me, XD I can hardly stick with something EVERY day. I do stuff on a weekly basis, not a daily basis, which is why I have a wide variety of talents and hobbies I'm good at but few I excel in.

Anyway, yeah. F-ck yeah! *Fistpump*

On a slightly more morbid note, our kitchen is falling in. ._. Dammit. This house was not built with plumbing in mind so we're (Okay, no just me.) having to go back after whatever half-assed job was done in the forties and fix it all. Dees eez sum fun sheet. RAAARGHRHGDFKFLHWJFD. I hate plumbing with a passion... A PASSION! _{Damn hundred year old houses. ._.}

Aaand aside from that excitement. I'm bored.... Bored shitless. .-. _{Oh, God save me from my boredom please. ;_;}

-AZR

That is all...

you realize you've been waiting for your music to turn on for an hour and a half and you realize you forgot to put the headphones on.

>.< Good God this pain medication makes me dense.

On a better note, the guy I work for got some orders in and I made some money today. :p First day of doing work since Tuesday. Wheee. x3

...well... nothing in particular here. ...My folder containing all my Sevendust albums corrupted itself... O.o but that's so negative I'm not gonna count it. XD

How have you kicked off 2013?

The world ended and I missed it! D: Damn my luck!

I am moving ALL of my writing and music to my SF account. If you're watching me for those go here: http://alyx-z-ranas.sofurry.com/ Otherwise all my art is coming here. (Which isn't much or that great. Sorry. >.<)
Anyhoo,
PEACE!
-AZR