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Posted 16 years agoI have a headache, I am tired, and frustrated at nothing.
Here's some stupid internet things:
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I haven't tried, but I'm sure I can, I can eat a bowl of soup and a baby sized burrito in a single sitting.)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (my late grandmother used to...)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
Russian
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time (I am so competitive)
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, oo.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. (I LIEK CHICKIN)
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (I used to be)
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese. (EVERYONE thinks this, because I am tall and blonde. lol, no)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[ ] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
Oh lol.
Sexual orientation: Undecided. Is that an option?
How often do you think about sex: At least once a day.
How often do you HAVE sex: When in a relationship, at least one day out of the week, several times a day... but right now, since I am single, not a lot. :(
Worst sexual experience: Well, this fella I was dating once was really abusive sexually and it started migrating to outside the bedroom. Once we went to a park, and he kept asking me for a quickie, and I refused repeatedly. Basically, he tried to finger me in a park against my will and I had to force him to stop.
Cybersex? Phone sex?: I think this shit is stupid and useless.
Casual sex: Not a fan.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: taking a shower/bath.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: I have two dildos, which can double as vibrators, and a corset. I love using duct tape and zipties for binding, and want to try rope. Fuzzy handcuffs would be good, better than the metal ones I've tried.
Least sexiest body part: I really am not a fan of the anus.
Favorite body type: anyone taller than me, I like masculine men, but apart from that I don't have much of a preference.
Body hair: Yes please.
Underwear: On me or them? Hehehe. I like black lacy stuff... on me. On them, whatever works best.
Pornographic or erotic: Erotic... I don't really like porn, I like burlesque, artsy stuff.
How large is your porn collection?: Nonexistant. Literally.
Kissing or cuddling?: Cuddling... soft kisses is nice, too.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: I am most attracted to folks who are either white or middle eastern. x| But ultimately it doesn't matter, I'm attracted to who I'm attracted to.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Do tieflings count?
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Uhm... a man got off to sneezing, Gerard Depardieu (French actor with a large nose) was on Jay Leno (I think? or some other late night talk show), and they called this man, and he asked Depardieu to sneeze for him, and you could hear him orgasm.
Here's some stupid internet things:
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I haven't tried, but I'm sure I can, I can eat a bowl of soup and a baby sized burrito in a single sitting.)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (my late grandmother used to...)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
Russian
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time (I am so competitive)
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, oo.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. (I LIEK CHICKIN)
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (I used to be)
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese. (EVERYONE thinks this, because I am tall and blonde. lol, no)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[ ] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
Oh lol.
Sexual orientation: Undecided. Is that an option?
How often do you think about sex: At least once a day.
How often do you HAVE sex: When in a relationship, at least one day out of the week, several times a day... but right now, since I am single, not a lot. :(
Worst sexual experience: Well, this fella I was dating once was really abusive sexually and it started migrating to outside the bedroom. Once we went to a park, and he kept asking me for a quickie, and I refused repeatedly. Basically, he tried to finger me in a park against my will and I had to force him to stop.
Cybersex? Phone sex?: I think this shit is stupid and useless.
Casual sex: Not a fan.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: taking a shower/bath.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: I have two dildos, which can double as vibrators, and a corset. I love using duct tape and zipties for binding, and want to try rope. Fuzzy handcuffs would be good, better than the metal ones I've tried.
Least sexiest body part: I really am not a fan of the anus.
Favorite body type: anyone taller than me, I like masculine men, but apart from that I don't have much of a preference.
Body hair: Yes please.
Underwear: On me or them? Hehehe. I like black lacy stuff... on me. On them, whatever works best.
Pornographic or erotic: Erotic... I don't really like porn, I like burlesque, artsy stuff.
How large is your porn collection?: Nonexistant. Literally.
Kissing or cuddling?: Cuddling... soft kisses is nice, too.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: I am most attracted to folks who are either white or middle eastern. x| But ultimately it doesn't matter, I'm attracted to who I'm attracted to.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Do tieflings count?
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Uhm... a man got off to sneezing, Gerard Depardieu (French actor with a large nose) was on Jay Leno (I think? or some other late night talk show), and they called this man, and he asked Depardieu to sneeze for him, and you could hear him orgasm.
Lately...
Posted 16 years agoStarting around the beginning of December everything's been going to shit.
I got out of a messed-up relationship, and I stopped taking my meds and little by little my life has begun to crumble back to the unstable state it was at when I was at my worst.
I wish I could channel this frustration into art but I don't even know if I have time for that having stated Winter quarter last week. Eep.
I got out of a messed-up relationship, and I stopped taking my meds and little by little my life has begun to crumble back to the unstable state it was at when I was at my worst.
I wish I could channel this frustration into art but I don't even know if I have time for that having stated Winter quarter last week. Eep.
This thing.
Posted 16 years agoI found this on f27's journal and decided to fill it out, because I loves vidja games. :0
1) What was your FIRST video game console?
-PC, really. My dad worked at a newspaper publishing company and he'd take me to work on Saturdays, where I would just sit around and play computer games while he did graphic design stuff. I played lots of platformers, like Jazz Jackrabbit. Yay!
2) Name a few games you played on said console.
-At my dad's work, I would play Jazz Jackrabbit, Supaplex, Prehistoric, Rayman, Agent 2 and 3? All olde DOS games. Now I really like Knytt and Within a Deep Forest, which are games a fella made for the computer which are really simple but involved side scrollers that I highly recommend. I also loved the Sims, but I'm waiting for 3 currently.
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently?
-Just one, unless you count my laptop. PS2, yay! I also have a DS which is my main console, but that is a handheld!
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?
-I have only played it on ROMs, never at an arcade or on a console. :( I like it, but I'm not a nut. My favourite character is Vega.
5) Do you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs?
- I don't think it's FUCKING AWESOME, but I do enjoy Capcom and their games a great deal. They have some great designs, but... nothing to cream myself over.
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?
-I HATE greasy controllers and mice (computer mice), but I would be unlikely to say anything because I'm not very assertive. I MIGHT suggest they wipe their hands before playing, but, I'll probably let it slide and clean the controller afterwards.
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG?
-Hmm. I do love Chrono Trigger/Cross (though I never finished the latter). I've always been a fan of the Final Fantasy series, but don't have a particular favourite. I also love Okage: Shadow King, because despite it's pretty streamline timed battle system it's very original and inventive in all other aspects, and a very fun play. Also love Super Mario: Legend of the Seven Stars because of timed hits, never much cared for the other Mario RPGs since then. Yeah... I just like all of those, but I DON'T HAVE A FAVOURITE AUGH. :(
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
-I can't stand most 3D games, honestly. I much prefer 2D gaming, sprites ftw.
9) Are you an SNK fan?
-I... don't know what that is. ;_;
9) Are you good at DDR?
-Not really. I'm decent with the controller, and crappy on the dancepad. I can only dance a few songs on the normal option and not fail. XD
10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?
-I never played that game, but I've seen the dog. He looks like a loathsome beast.
11)Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
-Nah. But whenever I was home sick I'd be playing Pokemon or other video games. When I got my wisdom teeth taken out, I used the four days I was drugged up and in pain to finish FFX.
12) Do you listen to video game music?
-Not really. I appreciate a lot of it though, and there's plenty I've wanted to get but couldn't find.
13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character?
-Not yet, but I've considered it and almost cosplayed Cid from FF7.
14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??
-No! But, I was at Gameworks playing Tekken 4 when I was about 12, with my friend, and some older fella came along asking to play and I was like OK here have the machine, but he's like "No, I want to fight you!" and so I played and kicked his ass. It was weird, because I'd NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE OR SINCE.
15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly.
- I want to see Pokemon 2nd gen games remade for the DS. I can't think of others, because a lot of the ones I'd want to see remade are 3D and would probably require a much nicer game system than anything I have and would overwhelm me.
16) Mario or Sonic?
- Mario! Sonic was never something I'd been able to get into.
17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use Spider-man as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?
-Heeeeeeeeell no.
18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.)
- Sports, including boxing games just because they're frustratingly difficult. Also not a big fan of racing games.
19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love?
-Knytt and Within a Deep Forest, but they're games made by a fella all on his own and distributed through the internet so I don't expect them to be very popular. Also, Clock Tower 3, which I think is an underrated horror game. No one seems to have heard of Okage, which is pretty grand. Hmm. Those are the ones that come to mind presently, but I know there are others I feel this way about.
20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
-Usually I just scream "augh" or profanities.
21) Do you own any VG apparel?
-I have some Pokemon shirts.
22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
-I love it in the way that people love bad movies that are so bad they're entertaining.
23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
-Never seen it, didn't even know it existed.
24) Who's hottest out of the KOF chicks?
-I've never played it, so I wouldn't know.
25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
-Nahhh.
26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
-Thankfully, no, but I'm still waiting to get a game back from a friend that I lent her maybe two years ago.
27) Do you own any imported games?
-I have a Korean version of Tales of Symphonia, I think, because my dad found it at work. I just want to sell it.
28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going?
-I love memes.
29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate.
-I love this question. I would get the Zelda hearts somewhere on my torso, or around my bicep. And they would start out with the three filled, and a lot empty. Every time something important happened in my life that I felt was a growing experience, I would fill one of the empty ones.
30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
- A few moments in Final Fantasy games have made me well up. I cried when I finished playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, of all games, because it was such a tender moment of separation and reunion that was acted out surprisingly well for being a sprite-based game, and I got so attached to the characters. Damn, do I love Pokemon.
1) What was your FIRST video game console?
-PC, really. My dad worked at a newspaper publishing company and he'd take me to work on Saturdays, where I would just sit around and play computer games while he did graphic design stuff. I played lots of platformers, like Jazz Jackrabbit. Yay!
2) Name a few games you played on said console.
-At my dad's work, I would play Jazz Jackrabbit, Supaplex, Prehistoric, Rayman, Agent 2 and 3? All olde DOS games. Now I really like Knytt and Within a Deep Forest, which are games a fella made for the computer which are really simple but involved side scrollers that I highly recommend. I also loved the Sims, but I'm waiting for 3 currently.
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently?
-Just one, unless you count my laptop. PS2, yay! I also have a DS which is my main console, but that is a handheld!
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?
-I have only played it on ROMs, never at an arcade or on a console. :( I like it, but I'm not a nut. My favourite character is Vega.
5) Do you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs?
- I don't think it's FUCKING AWESOME, but I do enjoy Capcom and their games a great deal. They have some great designs, but... nothing to cream myself over.
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?
-I HATE greasy controllers and mice (computer mice), but I would be unlikely to say anything because I'm not very assertive. I MIGHT suggest they wipe their hands before playing, but, I'll probably let it slide and clean the controller afterwards.
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG?
-Hmm. I do love Chrono Trigger/Cross (though I never finished the latter). I've always been a fan of the Final Fantasy series, but don't have a particular favourite. I also love Okage: Shadow King, because despite it's pretty streamline timed battle system it's very original and inventive in all other aspects, and a very fun play. Also love Super Mario: Legend of the Seven Stars because of timed hits, never much cared for the other Mario RPGs since then. Yeah... I just like all of those, but I DON'T HAVE A FAVOURITE AUGH. :(
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
-I can't stand most 3D games, honestly. I much prefer 2D gaming, sprites ftw.
9) Are you an SNK fan?
-I... don't know what that is. ;_;
9) Are you good at DDR?
-Not really. I'm decent with the controller, and crappy on the dancepad. I can only dance a few songs on the normal option and not fail. XD
10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?
-I never played that game, but I've seen the dog. He looks like a loathsome beast.
11)Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
-Nah. But whenever I was home sick I'd be playing Pokemon or other video games. When I got my wisdom teeth taken out, I used the four days I was drugged up and in pain to finish FFX.
12) Do you listen to video game music?
-Not really. I appreciate a lot of it though, and there's plenty I've wanted to get but couldn't find.
13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character?
-Not yet, but I've considered it and almost cosplayed Cid from FF7.
14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??
-No! But, I was at Gameworks playing Tekken 4 when I was about 12, with my friend, and some older fella came along asking to play and I was like OK here have the machine, but he's like "No, I want to fight you!" and so I played and kicked his ass. It was weird, because I'd NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE OR SINCE.
15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly.
- I want to see Pokemon 2nd gen games remade for the DS. I can't think of others, because a lot of the ones I'd want to see remade are 3D and would probably require a much nicer game system than anything I have and would overwhelm me.
16) Mario or Sonic?
- Mario! Sonic was never something I'd been able to get into.
17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use Spider-man as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?
-Heeeeeeeeell no.
18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.)
- Sports, including boxing games just because they're frustratingly difficult. Also not a big fan of racing games.
19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love?
-Knytt and Within a Deep Forest, but they're games made by a fella all on his own and distributed through the internet so I don't expect them to be very popular. Also, Clock Tower 3, which I think is an underrated horror game. No one seems to have heard of Okage, which is pretty grand. Hmm. Those are the ones that come to mind presently, but I know there are others I feel this way about.
20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
-Usually I just scream "augh" or profanities.
21) Do you own any VG apparel?
-I have some Pokemon shirts.
22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
-I love it in the way that people love bad movies that are so bad they're entertaining.
23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
-Never seen it, didn't even know it existed.
24) Who's hottest out of the KOF chicks?
-I've never played it, so I wouldn't know.
25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
-Nahhh.
26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
-Thankfully, no, but I'm still waiting to get a game back from a friend that I lent her maybe two years ago.
27) Do you own any imported games?
-I have a Korean version of Tales of Symphonia, I think, because my dad found it at work. I just want to sell it.
28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going?
-I love memes.
29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate.
-I love this question. I would get the Zelda hearts somewhere on my torso, or around my bicep. And they would start out with the three filled, and a lot empty. Every time something important happened in my life that I felt was a growing experience, I would fill one of the empty ones.
30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
- A few moments in Final Fantasy games have made me well up. I cried when I finished playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, of all games, because it was such a tender moment of separation and reunion that was acted out surprisingly well for being a sprite-based game, and I got so attached to the characters. Damn, do I love Pokemon.
