So I'm sure y'all may have noticed my spectacular lack of activity here--it's NOT BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE YOU GUYS, it's cause I'm preparing to move to a new apartment in upstate NY! For school! So I've been both packing things for my move and packing up stuff in my father's house, 'cause we're getting ready to sell and I need to store the furniture I want to keep. I'll be in my new apartment on the 14th, so I'll be able to work on my queue on the 15th!

I'm gonna be temporarily closing commissions until I get settled and get my current queue under control. Again, I'd like to remind you that I'm going to be adjusting my prices a bit later this month, just so I can better afford rent and food so I don't starve and die. little things.

I've been thinking of maybe doing some PWYW stuff in-stream! Was thinking no backgrounds, portraits/fullbodies. I'll make a payment tier guide if it's something people are interested in~
Other than that like HOW ARE YOU GUYS I MISS YOU. TELL ME HOW YOUR SUMMER'S BEEN!

http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/5507789080

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IT IS PERFECTLY SUNNY, NO WIND, NO CLOUDS, NO STORMS. THE ONLY THING THAT'S USING INTERNET IS THE ONE TAB FOR THE TEST. I EVEN PUT MY PHONE ON AIRPLANE MODE.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I was BEAT yesterday after working in the heat at my house, thanks for bearing with me about not streaming. I'm gonna try to do so today, though I don't have a lot to work on at the moment. Good excuse to do some personal stuff!

As a head's up, I'm moving into my apartment in Rochester around August 14. Gonna be finishing up my final year of school and getting my degree!! As such, I'm going to be busy, and I gotta make rent, so I'm going to be adjusting my commission prices a bit. Nothing super drastic, but there will be changes taking effect August 15th!

I really appreciate your guys' loyalty and business! But I also like being able to eat ramen at least. <3 <3

Will be TUESDAY! I'm meeting up with my aunt K tomorrow to go through some stuff at the house and I dunno when that'll be done or how I'll be feeling at the end of it.
I hope you all had a good weekend cause I sure did!
Baseball game was hella fun, I loved it. And our team won which was a huge plus!

a short one, three hours, starting at 10am EST!
i overslept haha and i want to eat some breakfast before i begin.

i'm going to be sketching for the illustration for  strangleddragons and then probably some personal work? we'll see how it goes!
i'll post an image before i go live~

There are a lot of furs in more dire need than I right now, so I'm gonna promo them here.

- raising funds to get out of an abusive household, offering $10 coloured sketches! read his journal here

- raising funds to pay for a back surgery, after living in excruciating pain for a long time. their roommate  nonviolent-riot is offering commissions to benefit Heather as well.

Thanks so much for taking a look here; if you know more furs in a struggling situation, please link in the comments so I can add them to the journal and republish to get the word out~

woke up with it fairly stiff and sore so i'm gonna rest up today! i've been spoilin' you guys, streaming three times a week!!
i'm gonna see what Pidge and I are doing on Thursday, but I think we're busy.

I may be able to do a stream Friday morning, but that afternoon/evening, we're going to a baseball game! my first one ever, and I'm very excited! I'll be sure to tell you guys all about it!

i'm really sorry guys, i have no internet connectivity at my house, i'm writing this on my phone data.
so now i gotta spend today on the phone with technicians. this day was coming anyway, we're only getting like 1% of the speed we're paying for so....we'll see how this plays out.
i'll stream tomorrow, same time, 10am-15:00 EST. peace y'all and wish me luck with these idiots.

(i know that people on the phone help are just doin their jobs, but Fairpoint is spectacularly bad and unhelpful. always has been. once i get switched to the level 2 or whatever higher up, that's when the real party begins.)

ahhhh im a huge butt and overslept so i'm going to have to push back the starting time until 10 EST
i'm gonna be working on a ref sheet for , some more bird stuff for people on DA, and maybe a personal pinup unless other stuff comes up!

hope to see you there!

Starting around 10, but i got up too early so I'm going to use this opportunity to try streaming some Overwatch to my channel before i start drawing!

https://picarto.tv/AnapneaLtd
https://picarto.tv/AnapneaLtd
https://picarto.tv/AnapneaLtd

i'll start as close to 10 as i can; i've got half an hour, that's probably 3 rounds after i figure out how to stream. i play a lot of Zenyatta, Reinhardt, and Soldier 76.

i made a discord server if you want to hear my ugly voice lol https://discord.gg/WUDjz

art stream is gonna be a fuckton of lineart!!

Early for American peeps, afternoon for my fine EU comrades!
Gonna start round 9:30 EST and end around 15-16:00. I'm writing this on my phone, so linking is out, but I'll post an image when I'm getting online.

I'm going to be working on a large illustration for , an illustration for a fellow ARPG member on DA, and some monster designs for a contest; unless you guys come at me with some stream sketches!!

See you soon!!

okay so i m off my ass on sleep meds right now but i wanted to get this written out before dragging myself to bed (pidge is gon kill me for staying up this late again)
going back and forth with my clients for the large illustrations is going slowly; that's not bad because for those i do like to put a lot of extra work into them. but in the meantime, bills gotta be paid and stuff. SO Pidge is helping me kick my ass into gear by getting me back in the habit of streaming 1-3 times a week.
We're not doing anything this weekend, so I'm gonna try to stream at least once Friday and/or Saturday. I'll know more after tomorrow.

Today? time is weird and it's 3am. my plan was to play Borderlands presequel until life stopped sucking shit. here i am and i just quit the game hahaha. i have so much dumb family stuff to do tomorrow. meeting up with sister and Aunt K to clean out the house for ????? hours. gotta sift through papers to find my mum's death certificate so RIT financial aid can wipe their ass with it and give me that sweet sweet Orphan Scholarship Money ™. trying to make light of a kinda very awful situation; my entire brand of humour is sarcasm, hyperbole, and self deprecation. gallows humour, how appropriate to my gallery lmao

Anyway! Distract me! I'm gonna take five slots rn for stream stuff this weekend. No shaded illustrations this batch, I don't like taking on a lot of those at once. Anything else is game! Icons, Character designs, Flat colour stuff, pinups--!

Prices Here, Open YCH folder here, and Queue here!
I'd prefer it if you email me (heymisterhangman@gmail.com) what you'd like as opposed to notes as my notifications are still acting weird and showing me notes when there are none.

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Thank you all so much! I hope you're having awesome summers so far! Feel free to tell me how it's going in the comments, I'd love to hear some adventures, no matter how mundane haha!

i bet y'all are frustrated with me and that's okay. i kinda deserve it.

figured i should offer an explanation for my lack of activity:

my CT Aunt came up (SURPRISE) with my grandfather on wednesday/thursday, i just spent the past two days moving no joke 400lbs of disgusting, rat-infested, depressing garbage out of my home. i saw some shit i'd rather not see.
all while my CT family crawled up my ass about selling my childhood house. there was a lot of treating me like an irresponsible kid, and while inexperienced in business, there was really no reason to be super condescending about the whole thing. i know i don't want to live in the middle of the woods, but my instincts said to clean it up and rent it, make a bit of bank. christ, it's such a nice place that three months of rent and i cover the property taxes for the year. 88 year old jewish businessman grandfather thought different. fortunately it's not his decision to make at the end of the day, and we can't even do anything at all about selling the cars OR the house until the probate goes through. which it still hasn't, very frustrating at this point...it's been nearly 8 months.

nothing but money matters to my CT family, it seems. i can't say, "oh i workshop writing for high school/young adult authors when i have the time," without them asking how much i'm getting paid. nothing, i just enjoy helping my fellow man sometimes. fuck off.
most every response i want to give them requires a "fuck off" at the end, but i've been conditioned, there's really no other word for it, to be submissive to them. idk. it's...uncomfortable for me to talk about and really complicated.

meanwhile, i have a letter from the IRS waiting for me at the post office, and though i've been reassured that this year's taxes are all taken care of, i have no idea what this could be and half the people i talk to are acting as though i had a live nuke waiting for me instead of a letter. NEXT year's taxes are gonna be utter complicated bullshit, but i didn't make diddly fuck for money last year, it should be a cinch.

then yesterday, friday, i had a pretty intensive therapy session that took a ton out of me, as you could imagine, i had a lot to talk about considering that the visit with my CT fam was a nearly complete train wreck.
and I"M a wreck haha. i've been trying to lay off the alcohol cause i have a strict personal rule to not get drunk when i'm sad, but man it's tempting.

so if anyone would like to light me on fire or nuke me from orbit that'd be fucking great.

obviously not gonna offer/take any more commissions til i finish what's on my plate.

A
--

[ ]Acrophobia - Fear of heights
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds
[ ] Agyrophobia - Fear of crossing the street
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers
[ ] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched
[x] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness
[ ] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection
[x] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure
[ ] Aulophobia - Fear of flutes
[ ] Autophobia - Fear of being alone

TOTAL: 2
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B

[] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria
[x] Barophobia - Fear of gravity (falling?)
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants

TOTAL: 1
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C

[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness
[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors (had this HARD when i was little)
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks
[ ] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces
[x] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs

TOTAL: 1
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D

[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees
[ ] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses
[ ] Dtychiphobia - Fear of accidents

TOTAL: 0
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E

[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses

TOTAL: 0
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G

[ ] Gophobia - Fear of marriage
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees
[ ] Globophobia - Fear of balloons
[x] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women

TOTAL: 1
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H

[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water

TOTAL: 0
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I

[ ] Itrophobia - Fear of doctors
[x] Insectophobia - Fear of insects
[ ] Ichithyophobia - Fear of fish

TOTAL: 1
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K

[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms

TOTAL: 0
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L - M

[ ] Lekophobia - Fear of the color white
[ ] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes
[ ] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth
[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs

TOTAL: 0
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N

[x] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things (that good ol existential dread)
[ ] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night
[ ] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals

TOTAL: 2
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O

[ ] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain
[ ] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds

TOTAL: 0
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P

[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper
[x] Pathophobia - Fear of disease
[ ] Pedophobia - Fear of children
[ ] Philophobia - Fear of love
[ ] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying (used to have this)
[ ] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire

TOTAL: 1
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R

[ ] Rajalophobia - Fear of Apes

TOTAL: 0
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S

[ ] Scolionophobia - Fear of school
[] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon
[x] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation
[ ]Somniphobia - Fear of sleep

TOTAL: 1
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T

[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder
[ ] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections

TOTAL: 1
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V-Z

[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft
[ ] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals

Final result:

[ ]More than 50, Why aren't you in a psyche-ward yet?
[ ]More than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
[ ]More then 20, you're paranoid.
[ ]10-20, you are normal.
[X]10 or less, you're fearless.
[ ]0 - You're lying
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can't do ticks or maggots, or stuff like leeches or botflies. can't do parasites. i just want to light myself on fire and i itch for days afterwards.
i'm iffy on spiders, they're okay if they don't surprise me. i don't like driving but that's not really a fear. i coulda sworn there was a specific phobia for "drowning trapped in a car." ah, well.

Hey guys, my pal Chewy is in some tight financial straits moving to FL and really needs to make some quick cash in the next couple weeks.
They're willing to match my prices entirely for anything you'd like done, their gore is FANTASTIC and they will draw anything, even the stuff I mark as don'ts in my ToS. So if you want some sexy-ass beheading stuff, NOW IS THE TIME.

Their turnaround time is AMAZING, this guy is like lightning, okay i'm jealous honestly. what takes me a week they can do in a day or two.
HERE is a link to their portfolio, and their work email is: Zachariah.bellucci.rivera[at]gmail.com

even if you guys can't jump on this, i'd super appreciate it if you're into making journals featuring artists in need and stuff, that you'd give Chewy a place in that--every signal boost helps!! thank you so much!

you can find me at these places if FA goes down again:

FurryNetwork (i LOVE this site, it let me import all my images right from here on FA! so i didn't have to go searching through my comp and retag everything either, this is definitely #1 alternative for me)
Tumblr
also i'm gonna start asking people to please email me (heymisterhangman@gmail.com) commission deets. cause i don't trust FA not to go down again, this was a pretty big data loss.

I'm gonna be moving my stuff over to weasyl more diligently in my spare time, probably just copying descriptions and tags and such to make it faster.
Same name and everything, I'm writing this on my phone so linking is hella tricky.
If anyone's tried to note or comment me and didn't get a reply yet, it's cause of this outage. If it was about a commission or something from one of my clients, please email me: it's much easier for me to remember to check that than my secondary skype: heymisterhangman[at]gmail.com
And/or go to my tumblr art blog: goste-of-the-toast.tumblr.com
Unfortunately I did lose a few submissions in the outage, but that's okay. I'll get them back up asap!
I'm not 100% moving to weasyl, just keeping it as an alternate way to contact me. I do prefer weasyl to inkbunny. I'm working on the commissions I have, never fear!!
Hope the outage didn't hit the rest of you too hard

take a look here, lads, ladies, and non-binary comrades!
i'd really appreciate if you don't jump on this round of openings, that you pass along the word! i'd love to get full slots!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19949541/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19949541/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19949541/

Thanks so much!!

to all the people out there who aren't on good terms with their moms, survivors of abuse like me, orphans, or people who don't have a mom or mom figure in their life right now -- today i will gladly be your mom and i want you to know that i love you. <3 <3

got double-tagged again by and

Rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Post 8 facts about your character.
3. Tag 8 other characters.
4. Post their names along with their creators' avatars

for Danforth:

1. he is listed as a rat on all his legal forms of ID, but he possesses a mix of canine and feline traits as well. even he's not sure exactly what he is anymore.
2. he has two barbs on his tail, razor sharp and barbed like a stingray. normally they lie flat and are pretty easily hidden in his fur. they are coated with a psychoactive venom courtesy of his eldritch host which will, in proper medical terms, make you trip absolute balls.
3. he hasn't aged a day since November 1923.
4. he is an old acquaintance of Gilbert Gray, and one of the few people who is able to dominate him.
5. he absolutely loves the convenience of the internet: both because he loves knowledge and because of its similarities to the neural networks of the conduits of Shiggurath
6. if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a huge Lovecraft fuccboi - Danforth is named for a character in one of Lovecraft's short stories. Danforth is a habitational surname, a variant of Danford, Cambridgeshire. both are derived from Old English dierne ‘hidden’ + ford ‘ford’. Alyd is a little harder to trace: Alyd --> variant of Adelheid, "noble person" -- derived from the Arabic name Adil, "fair, honest, just;" from the Arabic word adala, "to act justly."
7. Danforth is currently a professor of Psychology and Metaphysics in California -- with a particular passion for linguistics of dead languages, and also in marine biology -- specifically the deep seas.
8. He traded his right arm for immortality and power from an otherworldly being. Once every few weeks since that fateful day (nearly 100 years ago now) in the North Sea, he has a kind of psychotic episode where he relives his encounter, or else communes with the red-tentacled, spectral thing that lives in his arm. These attacks appear to be random, but they follow an intricate lunar cycle of an entirely other world.

for Juoda:

1. before working for Anapnea Ltd, he was a mercenary for a private security company in Eastern Europe.
2. outside of battle operations, Juoda has killed 15 people, three of which were before he was 18.
3. Juoda is Lithuanian for "black"
4. he had a reputation among the merc company for being a black cat, those chosen to work with him usually came back in pieces. bad luck, though he himself was often very lucky.
5. he owns one rifle: a Dragunov SVD, and three fixed blade knives: a Cold Steel tanto, a Spartan Harsey Difensa, and a Cold Steel Steel Tiger fixed blade Karambit.
6. his surname is "Astraukas," from Polish ostrega "dweller by the blackberries."
7. his favorite food is lemon pound cake, dusted with confectioner's sugar. he's not good at cooking, himself. it's not like he ever had the time to learn technique and presentation of food.
8. he's hella gay. really only sexually attracted to guys, but is a definite one-night-stand kinda dude when it comes to sex. he'll cultivate really close friendships, but hasn't found anyone yet that can understand his day job (murdering people), his past work (murdering people), and all the other issues that come with that, and still want to stick around. still, big cats are meant for a mostly solitary life. and he doesn't mind. he's not one for long conversations anyway.

i'm not sure who else i want to tag!! hMMM

- your new moth lady omg!?
is all i can think of rn--do this meme if you want!

i woke up late lol
i'll post an image when i'm about to go live. i've got a stream sketch to work on and Corpus's illustration, which i get to line....again. my save got corrupted so now i get to texture that tree in all its glory a second time OH BOY.

i can't believe i missed this tag from  agentmoose!!

Rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Post 8 facts about your character.
3. Tag 8 other characters.
4. Post their names along with their creators' avatars

These facts are for Max!

1. He's not religious but celebrates the larger Jewish holidays out of tradition

2. He owns 15 knives, pocket and otherwise.

3. sings in the shower and tries to harmonize with his tunes, with varied success.

4. big social drinker. loves drinking and mixing fruity cocktails, but can drink vodka like water. can't get drunk off Sake no matter how hard he tries.

5. smokes a lot. an aesthetic that turned into a habit. he's trying to move to just pot/cigars and ditching cigarettes altogether

6. likes working out, but hard to motivate himself into starting. he's better when it feels like a game or something fun. swimming, surfing, kayaking, hiking

7. bisexual WOOOO!! but what is sexuality anyway? he's really just chill about it.

8. his favorite video game is probably Dark Souls, but his favorite to replay (and he doesn't talk much about) is DMC: Devil May Cry. a mixture of graphics and manpain with satisfying hack and slash gameplay, and a soundtrack that can't be beat. Other than that, favorite games include Skyrim, Fallout 4, Halo, Bioshock, and Titanfall

TAGS:

 madamegazelle's Copious (i just saw you post your journal for Moose's tag, whoopsie!!)
 exdog's Mica
 deerskinbriefcase's Moss, Frost, and Jackie
 hyena-smile's Baz
 tierhund's Rolf Kreusser
 strangleddragons's Ivan

a certain pigeon-turned-hyena who's near and dear to my heart has been uploading some sexy bits of writing, trying to establish herself before going off to grad school in August! she'll be uploading some of her works, and then singing for her supper around student teaching. cause the human body needs sustenance to survive, Uni forgets this.

expect a gallery loaded with kinky literature: bloodplay, snuff, asphyxiation, as well as some more-tender, moments of intimacy. and lotttts of ladies.

same deal for Hyena-smile as for my panda pal Erraeus -- i'll do coloured sketches for pieces that strike my fancy! so keep an eye out!! you won't be disappointed~

ayy guys, Max here. back from outer space (i wish)
my stomach is finally back in order. i was worried for the first couple days that i'd have to go to the hospital. i actually was vomiting so much the first night that my throat bled a bit. tmi?

a ton of sleep and a five day diet of saltines and ginger ale fixed me up right and i'm gettin right back to the grindstone. i played a bit of Halo while i could do little else and i'm greatly enjoying my playthrough of the series. Halo's always been a special series to me, my first shooter, and something that me and my dad always enjoyed playing together. of course i'm not as good at console gaming as i WAS, but i just need practice. I'll be beating them on legendary again in no time.

thank you all so much for the well-wishes and concern! though i wished for death at the time, it takes more than a stomach bug (pidge and i think it may have been food poisoning actually) to kill this 'goose. <3 <3 <3 <3

i'll upload some WIPs so y'all can see the status of your works~

hey guys, pidge here! max sends his deepest regrets, but he is currently dying of the 24 hour flu bug.

in the meanwhile, how is everyone doing? any plans for the change of the seasons? any gardeners out there?

love,
pidge