After some thought, I've launched a Patreon. As of right now, it'll have exclusive stories on it, but that's subject to change. Go check it out, if you want.

http://www.patreon.com/Andlat

Saw Spider-Man: Homecoming today. I know a lot of people are excited that Marvel got Spider-Man back, but why did they seem to forget that Spider-Man has Spidey sense and should be able to dodge things? We don't need the obvious Spidey sense of the original trilogy, but there are only two scenes where he consistently dodges things. Maybe he's just inexperienced at this point, but it seems weird to have Marvel botch something like that.

Michael Keaton's Vulture was the best part of the movie. The reveal of who he is in relation to Peter was one of the better twists in a superhero movie and Keaton handled it so ably. His amazing performance kind of overshadowed a lot of the other parts. Zendaya's character obviously will have some role in the coming movies, but in this movie, she didn't seem to have a character. She just commented on things and winked at the audience. Hopefully in the sequel, they'll start developing her if she's supposed to be MJ.

Happy Hogan should be fired. His negligence of Peter led to a near-loss of a lot of Avengers tech that would have been disastrous down the road. There is no reason to promote a man who is given one job and fails to do it. The same could be said for Tony's refusal to take Peter seriously to the point that he takes away Peter's suit and nearly gets him killed. They tried to shoehorn in that silly lesson about being more than the suit, but it just seemed like, in retrospect, a bad move. Having said that, in the larger scheme of things, there's been a clear effort to make Tony more morally grey and this fits well with that.

Going back to that lesson, I felt that there was some hint of Peter feeling like Peter Parker is the costume and Spider-Man is who he really is and I don't know how to feel about that. I associate that general idea with Batman more than anyone else. I feel like Peter has always felt a pull between being Peter and being Spider-Man, but he's not supposed to be consumed by Spider-Man to that degree. I can understand the allure of superhero life being better than "civilian" life and Peter hasn't had quite as much hardship in this current continuity than he has in the comics, so maybe that's all that they were going for and I'm reading too much into it.

Overall, it's a Spider-Man movie. It's difficult to say where I place it in the ranking of all of the Spider-Man movies. I don't think it was as good as Spider-Man 2, which I consider the best one. It's continuing in the footsteps of the last two Spider-Man franchises by having everyone in New York City know that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, so there's that, I guess? I hope that in future films, we get more Spider-Man because I feel like this Spider-Man hasn't fully developed yet. He has a couple of wisecracks, but I want a full-fledged wisecracking Spider-Man. Andrew Garfield has gotten the closest to that.

I'm brainstorming this series of short stories that revolve around guys being made into especially sissy versions of fairy tale characters, or at least inspired by them. I'm avoiding Disney princesses since there was an artist on Deviantart that just finished a Disney inspired series. Basically, I'm open to ideas, but here's what I've got so far!

Bo Peep: Our main character has to spend the summer on his uncle's farm, watching over his uncle's sheep. A mischievous fairy decides every shepherd needs a bonnet to keep the sun out of her eyes, but his uncle doesn't believe that it keeps happening!

Cinderella: The main character's stepsisters are throwing a party for their Sweet Sixteen and he wouldn't be caught dead there. It's bad enough he had to help prepare, but now he just wants to hide in his room. His fairy godmother has other plans though...

Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Guy breaks into house, falls asleep, you know the fairy tale. The mischievous fairy comes along and dresses him up just before the three bears (who are either bears or gay guys) come home. They're delighted to have a "little girl" to dote upon and unofficially adopt him.

Princess and the Pea: When the main character complains about a lump in his mattress, he gets a new one, but it comes with a wardrobe change for the "fussy princess". Prissy panties and nighties galore!

Red Riding Hood: Our main character has to go visit his grandmother, who conveniently lives on the other side of the forest. Along the way, a mischievous fairy gives him a much more appropriate outfit. Worse yet, who should come across him but Connor "The Wolf" Curtis, a local football star whose fetish just so happens to be sissy boys...

Thoughts? Comments? Concerns? Suggestions? General nonsense? I'm all ears!

So, some of you may be familiar with this picture here, but the artist  Roger apparently decided it needed an update. So, here it is!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17557167/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17557167/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17557167/


It even comes with a fun icon, so I'll be changing that soon. I may even have changed it already because of the strange eccentricities of time and the internet.

So, as some of you may have guessed, Kaiser's wife will be appearing in part two of Andlat and the Bears, but she's so far nameless. I'm leaning toward Victoria, but that seems a bit on the nose. So, I'm opening the floor up for suggestions.

In the interest of enticing you all to suggest names, here's a teensy little tidbit that is Kaiser's wife's arrival in the story.

Andlat realized that she must be Kaiser’s wife. He looked to Kaiser, unsure of what to do. Would the bear explain why there was a teenage fox sitting on the floor in nothing but in one of his toddler daughter’s diapers? Sure enough, she frowned, her paws on her hips as she looked at her husband.
“Care to explain this, Kai?” She gestured to Andlat and he looked over at Kaiser with a triumphant smirk, delighting in just how sheepish the bear looked.

You're all a bunch of sissies, so what are some good sissy nicknames? I'm talking like girly girl, princess, missy, rufflebum, little miss frou frou frills, etc. Just need them for... research purposes...

Hi guys!

I'm always eager to talk to new friends? Do you have Skype and want to be friends with me? :)

My Skype is Andlat4! I look forward to chatting!

It may seem silly for a writer to be searching for writers, but I'd like some help. Basically, my friend  leotyler89 has this awesome body swap idea, but it's not really my forte to write. So, does anyone have any recommendations for him/me to try? Please let us know. Thanks guys! :D

Hi everybody!

So, I'm currently in the early planning stages for a mainstream steampunk story based off of the work I'm doing for my thesis regarding the Haitian Revolution and all that. So, I'm curious: if you consider yourself a steampunk fan, what's your favorite steampunk story/music/what have you?

“Excuse me, young todd.” Andlat looked up and saw, standing on the side of the road, a weasel. He had a kind smile on his face and looked quite friendly. “Where are you going with that fine cow?” In truth, the cow was old and a bit too thin, but the milk she produced had fed the family through many a cold winter.
“I’m selling her in town so that my family may eat.” He watched as the weasel walked around the cow, appraising her as he nodded to himself.
“Yes, she might fetch a good amount of gold. But, if I were selling the cow” He paused and shook his head. “No, a sharp fox like you doesn’t need any advice from little old me.” Andlat could not help but beam with pride.
“I wouldn’t mind hearing it.”
“Really?” The fox nodded. “Well, you could go into town to sell her or” He paused and leaned in conspiratorially. “We could trade.”
“Trade?”
“Why, yes. I’m a traveler, a wanderer by trade, sir. During my journey to far-off lands, I happened to come across a mystical shop that sold these.” He reached a paw into his pocket, reemerging with three small mottled brown beans. Andlat frowned. This was obviously a trick. “Now, now. Don’t turn your nose up on them yet.”
“They’re just beans.” The weasel gasped theatrically.
“Just beans? Just beans! Why, these beans are the most wonderful thing I’ve ever seen! I’ve been to the Red Abbey of Saint Martin, I’ve been to the mountain fortress of the badger lords, and even those great sights pale in comparison to the wonders within these three beans.”



January 2015

As probably no one really recalls, my story goal for 2014 was to publish 10 stories. As of right now, I'm at eight if we count the two parts of Thanksgiving as separate stories. That's where I ended up at the end of last year, so as long as I get the last part of Thanksgiving done before 11:59 pm on December 31st, I'll have beaten last year! Whoo!

So, this seems like a common thing. I was talking with Hunter and now I'm looking for experiences where you, dear reader, were dressed up by a sister or cousin or what have you. It may come as no surprise, but my sister got me into a dress on a few occasions and even a tutu and leotard on one. Did it ever happen to you? Do tell. :3

So, since everyone is so obsessed with this Five Nights at Freddy's thing and Halloween is coming up, I'm considering writing a story based somewhat off of the game. Any thoughts on that? I'd go into more detail, but I like being secretive.

I need something new to listen to. I like a bit of everything, so go crazy! Bonus points to posting youtube videos of songs so that I know what I'm getting myself into instead of blindly buying music that may end up being something I loathe.

For the past year, I've shared my room with another living thing in the form of a ball python named Bellatrix. Unfortunately, when I came home from work yesterday evening, she had not moved all day and when I picked her up, there was little doubt that she was gone. I don't know what happened. She seemed perfectly healthy and she certainly didn't starve to death. Any thoughts or condolences are appreciated.

So, in a story, I'm making a run for it to avoid a diaper change and I imagine that I'm Barry Allen to give me that extra burst of speed. Now, real life me would certainly imagine Barry Allen, but Andlat, being a bit more little and adorable, might imagine a different speedster. But who? What are your guys' thoughts on this? Or am I only watched by sissies who don't read comic books? Are you all just Marvel heretics?

What the title says, really. I won't bore y'all with all the talk of risen saviors and everything. Even if that's the real reason for the season! :P
Seriously though, if folks are going to bitch about how Christmas is becoming secularized, why not Easter? Easter's the most important season of the Christian liturgical calendar and it certainly seems rather secularized in my mind. Christmas songs can be religious, but how many Easter songs do you hear on the radio at all? Where is the War on Easter stuff?
And while we on the topic of secular Easter, why should I, a proud fox, allow a freaking bunny into my house to give me candy? I'm a fox and bunnies are fox food! As you can probably tell, I've had a lot of sugar these last couple days. :P




Happy Easter!

 carnival-tricks drew this picture of me. www.furaffinity.net/view/12995149/


As you can see, I'm clearly not a sissy! Clearly.

So, two months in, I've written 2 stories which is 20% of my goal. Not bad so far and hopefully I can get some new stuff out soonish.

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.

100%

(x) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
(X) Been to a concert.
( ) given a handjob.
( ) gotten a handjob.
( ) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
(X) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%

(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(X) Been to prom.
( ) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
(X) Given or received a lap dance. (It wasn't a very good one, but I've given one.)
(X) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
( ) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(X) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

(x) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
(x) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%

(x) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%

(x) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
(X) Babysat.
(X) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
( ) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age. (When I was 22, someone told me she thought I was 40)
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
( ) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.


52% total.
Guess I'm kinda innocent. *shrugs*

[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[ ] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[ ] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz
[] My favorite color is pink or purple.
[] I did Gymnastics.
[] I love skirts.
[ ] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop.
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[X] I love chocolate.

TOTAL SO FAR: 1

[ ] My hair is mostly always straightened.
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week.
[] I love to hang out with friends.
[ ] I have a piece of real diamond jewelry.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon.
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] I watch Gossip Girl.
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap.

TOTAL SO FAR: 1

[ ] I love to have other people do my hair.
[X] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends.
[ ] I hate bugs.
[X] Carnivals are fun
[X] Summer is THE best season.
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[ ] Musicians are hot.
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[X] I'm self-conscious.
[ ] My room smells like vanilla
[X] I don't do sports.
[X] I HATE to run
[X] I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[ ] I love romance novels.
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[X] I dance randomly around the house.
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house.
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[X] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ] My parents buy me everything I want, whenever I want it.
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50-a million times a day.

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[ ] R&B is the best music.
[ ] I pop my collar.
[ ] Horses are beautiful.
[X] Kittens are adorable.

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[ ] I write my own music.
[X] I would love to visit Hawaii.
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black.
[X] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes. (Old clothes, but it fits...)
[X] I hate beards (There are some exceptions, but...
[ ] I love to read magazines.

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[X] I love to gossip.
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid. (I don't even know who that is)
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My showers are 2 hours long
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom/bride because it's already planned.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's.

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[ ] I LOVE life!
[ ] I have a lot of jewelry.
[ ] Much of my jewelry comes from Claire's.
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them.
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed.

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[ ] I like the color pink.
[ ] I want to BE Paris Hilton
[X] I scope the room for hot guys.
[ ] I love the mall.
[X] I love the beach.
[ ] You modeled as a little kid.
[X] You love receiving compliments.
[X] You've been to a wedding and loved it.

FINAL SCORE: 19


Below 10 = Total Tomboy
Below 20 = Boyish
Below 30 = Not girly
Above 30 = Girly
Above 55 = Paris Hilton

Ha! Boyish! :3 Notta sissy!

Which is better/hotter/sexier/what have you? To have a diapered lion with a completely shaved off mane or one that's trimmed so that he perpetually looks like he just started going through puberty?

 welshkitsune just made up this little meme so I though I would fill it out!
Please give yourself a rating from 1 - 5, with 5 being 'Agree completely' and 1 being 'Disagree Completely'


1. Do you blush when you think of pretty dresses? 3

2. Do you love being thickly padded? 4

3. Do you want someone else to choose how you dress? 4, I like to pick my own stuff out, but there's something wonderful about having someone else do it.

4. Do you see women's clothing in stores or on tv and picture yourself or your fursona wearing them? 3. Sometimes, yeah, but very few outfits are sissyish enough. :3

5. Do you own/ want to own a nice big pacifier? 5 I only have a Barney nuk 5, so I could use some more.

6. Do you fervently deny AB/ Sissiness to your friends online despite being curious? 4, yeah. I'm not a sissy!

7. Do you long to be played with like a dolly? 5 Yes YES YES!

8. Is it easier to imagine yourself as a sissy than as a big burly man? 5. Would I be doing this meme otherwise? :P



0 - 8: You're as butch as a bull dog
9 - 16: You're a curious little thing, but you wouldn't want to indulge too much
17 - 24: Awwwww wooks wike someone's a cwoset sissy!
25 - 32: You're never happier than when you're in a thick dipee, frilly pretty dress and being played with... but only really online
33 - 40: You love the lifestyle and wish to experience it as much as possible - if you won the lottery, you'd retire to a pretty pink doll house to spend your days having tea parties and being punished by your owner.


33, so just barely that last one. *blushes* I like the second to last one more... Can I go back and change my answers? *whines*

So, in 2013, I published a total of 8 stories. I'd like to try and beat that, so my goal is to write 10 stories in 2014. That's one every 36 days or so, so here's hoping I succeed! :3

Whether you celebrate the Incarnation, gather with family, mark the 99th anniversary of the Christmas Truce or just consider it a Wednesday, may your day be filled with peace and joy.