One of my songs, "The Vanguard," is being featured on the latest The PhiLL(er) podcast. Check it out, and feel free to leave a comment on that page.

http://www.thephiller.com/podcast/

Comrade Antaeus

Okay, so you might have noticed my journal entry where I offered three freebies. Well, now that I have assessed the time that I have, I'm going to have to rescind that offer.

Now you may feel that I'm like, "Sike!," but I'm actually like, "Sorry, I'm really busy, and I thought of a way to make art/music that would actually help my current situation."

So please commission me to make art or music. I usually don't charge for my work, posting it online freely, but I really could use the money, even to break even. All prices are negotiable.

In the face of discovering that your music is shit, resort to physical threats through hardcore Rock 'n' Roll analogies. Rockin' dude! Hendrix and AC/DC for life!

"I will assault you with my guitar, Buck wil [sic] melt your face with his riffs and slit yur [sic] throat with his awesoem [sic] lyrics, Jack wil anhiliate [sic] you with his bass skills, emily wil [sic] maul you with a keyboard, and Jesse will beat the shit out of your little drum and rap shit with his own"

-Some guy who got really mad over his music's getting dissed on the Internet

Here's some more laughably bad music.

Check it.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/171498/

Hello,

Please remove your last two submissions and cease harassing LordInfamousYattaro. This kind of behavior is innappropriate and will not be tolerated.

Thank you,

- Arrow Tibbs

Hi,

Excuse me? I am not harassing anyone. Let me recapitulate: beef tracks are an integral part of underground hip-hop culture. LordInfamousYattaro's constant tough-talk and self-indentification with the culture is basically an open invitation to be dissed. Further, beef tracks aren't necessarily attacks. Many MCs will diss each other, even if they are good friends.

My last two submissions? My second to last one has nothing to do with Yattaro. Is this an added slap-on-the-wrist?

Also, I have not violated any submission guidelines. You might want to read those.

Best,
Antaeus

Hello,

Be that as it may, Yattaro feels he is being harassed and I have to ask you to stop. Our submission policy may not cover harassment, but our TOS does.

"Fur Affinity strictly prohibits:

ii. Submission of media, userpage overrides, comments, and journals for the intent of harming or annoying another individual, also known as "Spamming" or "Flaming" "

Also, I'm sorry, I got my wires crossed and mistyped. I had meant to say your last journal and submission.

Please remove the submission and journal.
- Arrow Tibbs
[Fa Administrator]

So, considering the wealth of terrible music on FA, I think I'll be posting a somewhat regular feature on laughably bad music.

Check it.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/117325/

FA's music section: http://midimidilol.ytmnd.com/.