My final post there read simply:
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

Seriously, what the hell? The last two YCH auctions I entered both disappeared off the face of the planet before winners were even announced.

Also, I realize the last journal I made here was over three years ago, so it was time anyway.

Ever want to use a chat program that translates your facial expressions onto a real-time furry avatar? Or maybe a demon? Or anime girl?

Facerig is working on that, and they'd like you're support! http://igg.me/at/FaceRig/x/1735968

UPDATE!
I WROTE SOME SHIT!
GO CHECK IT OUT!


http://www.fimfiction.net/story/142.....etter-with-you

Some days, it feels like I'm watching someone suffering on the other side of a window I can't open from my side and I could never break, while I'm pounding and crying and screaming at this other person to open up and let me help them.

I'm thinking about writing something. Maybe some short transformation smut.

I dunno, what do you guys think?

CHEESE IS DELICIOUS, BITCH, GO BUY SOME

...if it's not the root of all evil, it's definitely the source of all frustration.

I JUST got my pre-order for DNF Balls of Steel edition all payed off when I discover not only is Space Marine coming this summer, but so is the deadline for a print-to-order run of the 20th anniversary Vampire: The Masquerade role-playing game.

Stop making shit I want to buy when I have no money, goddamn!

Got the new machine running last week. Feels good to have a computer that can actually DO stuff. I really do wish I knew what was causing it to make unbearable static when I want to play games, though. Minecraft sounds awful, and source engine games have to be told to use a different audio output profile to make it stop. It even does some slight skip/static when I just run music on WMP.


But, on the plus side, my only remaining problems are software problems. I ended up replacing everything except for the DVD drive, HDD, and video card.

You know, I love my cats to death, LOVE THEM, but sometimes they really know how to be in just the right place at the wrong time to really piss me off.

Case in point, I was finally getting to do the move to the new computer, when G-man decides it would be funny to knock the cpu chip off the table. A couple of the pins snapped right off. So I'll have to wait just a little longer to join the land of people-not-using-outdated-laptops-to-use-the-internet.

It's about that time again, and my motherboard has officially decided it hates me. I'm stuck posting from dad's heavily outdated thinkpad. Now, finding a new board isn't much of a problem, since socket AM2+'s are backwards compatible with the older phenoms and other AM2 chips.

The problem here comes from the fact that I haven't had gainful employment since 2008. I've got a couple possible jobs lined up, but even then, I wouldn't likely see a paycheck for a month.

I'm thinking about opening up for paypal donations, with the stipulation that if I get enough, say 125 or so, I will post a video of my fat self dancing a jig up on youtube.

derp Kinect derp
Last month, I send a bunch of pepsi upc codes in to this drawing they were having for kinect gear, in the hopes that I'd get something to sell off. Ended up having a copy of kinectimals sent to my door yesterday. Kind of made me laugh, since I don't have the space for a kinect (you need 9 feet unobstructed between you and the sensor) and never plan on owning one. Gonna hit the game stop later to hock it for a pre-order on mass effect 3.

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Dream
Had a dream that I was in school and getting harrassed by this one mexican kid that had always hated me. Probably because my growth wasn't stunted like his. Anyway, the little fucker stabbed my shoulder with a no 2 pencil and broke off the lead in me. While he was getting hauled away, I had to dig the thing out. Gross.

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Tyranids for sale
Lastly, I was digging through my closet and found two sets of macragge starter set tyranids still on their sprues. Figure I'd put that up here on the off chance someone watching me was looking to bulk up their forces. Note me for details, if that happens to be the case.

Tron legacy soundtrack. So goddamn gooood.

Welp, that's a bet I would have lost.

You know, I am willing to bet money that the supposed AUP changes everyone's talking about were started on purpose to get cub artists moved over to inkbunny.

This is the only way I know of to get this song out of my head.

yar-ha-har
swab my deck
yar-ha-har
show me how
you're moppin it
wash your deck
show it good
wax that ass
my legs of wood
yar-ha-har
show me how you clean
show me how you
walk the plank,
my queen
yar-ha-har
show me what you're doing
yar-ha-har
show me how you're doin it
yar-ha-har
show me how to
polish off a wood
made log in your
ass in a fire
yar-ha-har
show me what you're
working with
yar-ha-har
show me how to swab
my deck-ya-har
ya-har-har
swab my deck in
my backyard
yar-ha-har
swab my deck
yar-ha-har
show me how
you're moppin it
yar-ha-har
swab my plank
yar-ha-har
let me spank the shank
let me spank that
sea-hag yeah
yar-ha-har
now swab my dick
yar-ha-har
show me how you're
working quick
yar-ha-har
let me go
let me wax your hole
yar-ha-har
below my deck is
a treasure
built with
vibrating
pleasure
and come on down below
where the pleasure flows
and you can feel
the blows of a
yar-ha-har
show me how to
mop the deck
yar-ha-har
mop it yourself bitch
yar-ha-har
show me how to
squiggle mom
yar-ha-har
what the fuck is
that again
yar-ha-har
let me know
yar-ha-har
when i can go
the coast is clear
and now let me
just get a little
bit near
you
while you wash my deck
show me how to swashbuckle
yes my deck
toss that salad how
yar-har
how do you mop
yar-ha-har
with a rag
yar-ha-har
where's your rubbers
ar-ha-har
use ones in a bag
yar-ha-har
show me where
you're keepin it
yar-ha-har
where'd it fuckin go
yar-ha-har
i know it's very
deep in there
yar-ha-har
i'll get some fuckin rope
yaaaar
di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di
yar-ha-har
show me how
you're working it

Xbox is dead temporarily. Got a single red light e-74 error last night. Put a repair order in with microsoft and they said they'll cover fixing it, at least.

For some bizzare reason, I got on steam earlier and 5 random guys from Russia whom I've never gamed with all sent me friend invites. What the fuck? I just hit ignore on all of them.

I had the most BIZARRE dream this morning.

Like many of my dreams, this was happening at my old house. Our family had entered some sort of weird contractual agreement with a rich old-world family dependent on our cat impregnating their cat (nevermind that we didn't have our g-man at the old house and we had him fixed in the first week of having him.) I couldn't voice the opinion of the whole thing being total bullshit or in any way speak out against the head asshole behind this because I'd be tossed in an Irish prison for life.

So, this thing happens in our garage, which has been cleared out except for some benches lining the wall and a pillar in the center, and each family is on one side of the garage. On their side, for reasons unknown, sits Darth Vader in the corner, spitting out gayness and one-liners, while on our side to my left is my deceased grandmother on my mom's side, who is trying to teach me phrases in Czhech.

We get to the event, which has everyone passing around the two cats in a laundry basket, who are actually attempting the deed instead of escaping. Everyone's being loud, and the other family is being especially rough with the basket, save for Vader, who's actually amused with the situation.

Finally, Vader is handed the basket at the last pass and says the deed has been done, with the entire other family booing and sounding quite dejected. Just before the dream ends, Vader quips "I liked his use of force in the last round"


What the FUCK, brain? What the fuck?

Turning 29 feels pretty much the same as turning 28, only slightly more depressing, apparently.

SEXYTIME:
a Gardevoir having sexytime with her male trainer
a Gardevoir having sexytime with Kento
Kento and  nulldayton having sexytime
Kento and  chelzey having sexytime
Kento and renamon having sexytime....with a very large strapon :D

Semi-SEXYTIME:
full blown model sheet for Kento. The SL shots work for now, but I need to update it.

UNSEXYTIME:
Kento, just hanging out
Kento kicking ass at the arcade
Kento, dressed as a jedi, lighting a cigar with a purple lightsaber

LULZTIME:
Kento dressed as HARD GAY, doing the hip thrust.
Kento hulking out and about to throw a white toyota yaris at someone offscreen.

First, pick one (Link to a solo picture or reference sheet if you desire):
Kento Foxeh

(1) Are they an OC or FC?:
OC

(2) Do you view this character as a self insert (be honest)?:
At first, Kento was just a foxy version of me. And then I began to realise, he was really me without my self-imposed restrictions. Kento is my personality to it's fullest potential, untethered by self-consciousness and doubt.

(3) How many pictures here on this site (that you are aware of) feature this character (You don’t need to mention private collection)?:
5, that I know of

(4) Out of those pictures how many of them were…

A. Commissioned?: 3 (one of them is my current icon)
B. Requested?: 1
C. Gotten as gifts?: 0
D. Drew yourself?: 1

(5) Let’s assume someone commissioned something with your character or drew it themselves. You were never made aware of the pictured existence, and it features said character in a place or performing an action you would NEVER do yourself for any reason. Once you confront the people involved your knee jerk reaction is…?:

Have a complete bitch-fit. All I ask is that I'm told wen he shows up somewhere, and I have VERY specific boundaries regarding him.


(6) Pick a character your character has not been in a picture with yet that belongs to someone else (friend or stranger, doesn’t matter) and show us who it is (use a single character picture if possible) and why. Afterwards, direct them to this meme when done (who knows, perhaps your indecent proposal will be answered).:
 nulldayton has been a good, solid friend of mine for years, and I've always wanted to have a picture done of us hanging out.

(7) Now, unless you are friendless, tag five (or more) people:
I am not tagging anyone, because I hate being tagged, so I'm sure other people will too.

MOUNTAINS OF DICKS EVERYWHERE!

For those not in the know, early yesterday, the 29th, valve did another of those secret page item things that gives your TF2 account some special wearable item that doesn't do anything but look neat.

However, they made it so that until the 2nd, if you dominate someone wearing one, you're supposed to get one yourself.

unfortunately, I'm rarely ever good enough to kill someone three times without them getting me back. Also, the achievement for it is bugged, and occasionally doesn't go off.

I fucking nailed that heavy 5 goddamn times in a row and I still got nothing.

So, I check my watched journals and see this:

# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster
# Journal has been deleted by the poster

What the fuck man?

seriously, read this journal guys.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/983761/


TL;DR:
paysite scummed all the furry porn they could find from here and other places and is selling it off without going through the proper channels.