Lol
Posted 8 months agoTfw you make a cringe gooner edit video of a mildly suggestive content creator because you own some of their merch and you think it's funny...I'm sorry Lori my boi, you're to cute for this world
    Guess who just got fired
Posted 2 years agoThis all happened because the owner cut our hours at (shop a), and I wanted to make sure (best friend) could feed his kids.
I can kinda see him letting me go at (shop a), but firing the literal cornerstone of (shop b) because the manager at (shop a) didn't communicate what was happening in the store she was supposed to be in charge of to (owner) .
And, I assumed she approved it because she never drought it up again over the whole 10 days since I told her.
And my exact words to her were "I'm going to ask if (owner) is planning on giving us a pay increase with this new schedule and if he doesn't I'm going to give my hours to (best friend) because its not worth it to work here for only 12 hours" And the same day I asked (owner) if there was going to be an increase and he ignored me until tonight where he told me asking about raises is extortion
    I can kinda see him letting me go at (shop a), but firing the literal cornerstone of (shop b) because the manager at (shop a) didn't communicate what was happening in the store she was supposed to be in charge of to (owner) .
And, I assumed she approved it because she never drought it up again over the whole 10 days since I told her.
And my exact words to her were "I'm going to ask if (owner) is planning on giving us a pay increase with this new schedule and if he doesn't I'm going to give my hours to (best friend) because its not worth it to work here for only 12 hours" And the same day I asked (owner) if there was going to be an increase and he ignored me until tonight where he told me asking about raises is extortion
Got a bluesky
Posted 2 years agoNew pet peeve unlocked
Posted 2 years agoRandom new pet peeve I just learned I have, when someone makes a "post dick/pussy pic in the comments so I can get off" on Twitter or other apps like that and a majority of the comments are just "check your dm" shit
Like, don't be a bitch and whip your respective bits out for the horny person
    Like, don't be a bitch and whip your respective bits out for the horny person
I made a telegram channel for nudes
Posted 2 years agoI made a nudes channel on telegram, so if anyone is interested in seeing my chubby cock and other kinky things feel free to dm me for the link
    Weird dreams
Posted 3 years agoY'all ever have a wet dream in a horror setting, shits wild. 
Like being chased by a skinless half cat half Michael Keaton as it bleeds and taunts you with a weird jingle.
Then you hide in an abandoned mall with the girl you escaped and then she squeezes close while hiding and it turns into a steamy fuck session while you try to not get murdered...then after a surprisingly intense climax you bothgo the the arcade, which for some reason wasn't abandoned, then you fuck again while people watch you two.
Also she got the high score in skee ball while getting dicked down.
    Like being chased by a skinless half cat half Michael Keaton as it bleeds and taunts you with a weird jingle.
Then you hide in an abandoned mall with the girl you escaped and then she squeezes close while hiding and it turns into a steamy fuck session while you try to not get murdered...then after a surprisingly intense climax you bothgo the the arcade, which for some reason wasn't abandoned, then you fuck again while people watch you two.
Also she got the high score in skee ball while getting dicked down.
Vrchat drama
Posted 3 years agoYou know, with the current VRChat drama this is the perfect opportunity for SecondLife to make a come back.
Like just add vr support and your golden
    Like just add vr support and your golden
About using my fursona/oc's for rp....dont
Posted 3 years agoLike, since I started to upload my commissions and other art of dvenadtsat and some of my other oc's they've been getting a lot of positive attention, and I'm overwhelmed with gratitude but please if you see someone using any of my oc's or art I've commissioned to rp or anything tell them to stop. 
I am very particular about the canon and personality of my characters.
Also if they say they asked and I said yes, they're lying, I wouldn't let others use any of my characters.
And lastly, please go show love to the artist I've commissioned they're lovely people
    I am very particular about the canon and personality of my characters.
Also if they say they asked and I said yes, they're lying, I wouldn't let others use any of my characters.
And lastly, please go show love to the artist I've commissioned they're lovely people
A shit review of dying light ²
Posted 3 years agoAfter 38 hours me and my roommate just beat dying light 2
And I gotta say it's a solid 8/10
Game play is fun and rewarding
The free running is fluid for the most part
The story is literally amazing because theirs no outright bad guys, sure some of them have done bad things but most of the time their actions were justified and honestly even the big bad company's actions can me justified, can I agree with the morals of them, not really but the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
And don't get me started on all the different branching paths the narrative can take which makes me want to jump back in and see what else can happen.
It's is buggy as fuck though, nothing really game breaking but the final few cutscenes bugged out on my screen but worked fine on my roommate's
But overall I'd say the sorry is a solid 9/10
Gameplay 7/10 and it'd be higher if it wasn't for the bugs
But I would recommend getting it if you were on the fence about it
Also I played on pc so I can't speak on if the bugs would be better or worse on console
    And I gotta say it's a solid 8/10
Game play is fun and rewarding
The free running is fluid for the most part
The story is literally amazing because theirs no outright bad guys, sure some of them have done bad things but most of the time their actions were justified and honestly even the big bad company's actions can me justified, can I agree with the morals of them, not really but the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
And don't get me started on all the different branching paths the narrative can take which makes me want to jump back in and see what else can happen.
It's is buggy as fuck though, nothing really game breaking but the final few cutscenes bugged out on my screen but worked fine on my roommate's
But overall I'd say the sorry is a solid 9/10
Gameplay 7/10 and it'd be higher if it wasn't for the bugs
But I would recommend getting it if you were on the fence about it
Also I played on pc so I can't speak on if the bugs would be better or worse on console
Dvenadtsat's character and canon so far
Posted 4 years ago** edited backstory and other small adds*
Character Description:
Slim blue rabbit with black eyes, canine features, and many scars
Personality:
Quiet untill trust is given, then kind and loving
Background/History:
As a small child he was given up as a sacrificeed to a gang of wolves to be used as meat (think the black market from beastars) because of his canine features, the rabbit clan he was borne into thought it was a bad omen.
His canine features are believed to be caused by a curse placed upon his biological mother which caused the malformation of his body and the binding of a wolf spirit to his soul.
The name Dvenadtsat (twelve/twelfth) is what he's called because he was the twelfth sacrific from the rabbit clan. He was number 12 of 30 and he was the only one to put up a fight and survive do to his wolf spirit taking over, so the wolf butchers kept him and trained him to hunt his own kind for slaughter, but so he doesn't feel welcome they only called him by the number he was assigned and not by his birth name, which is lost to time.
As a coping mechanism he ripped out his herbivore teeth and had them replaced with sharp metal ones to feel more like the wolves that trained him, he later grew to regret this decision.
His black sclera(the whites of his eyes being black) was caused by a crushing defeat in which he was injected with an unknown substance by a much more skilled hunter.
His scars are from his hard life of being a pray hunting his own and from his many battles that took place because of his forced life as a hunter.
World/Setting:
Dvenadtsat lives in a bushcraft shelter in the middle of the woods on the outskirts of town.
He has keeps all of his important none essentials at his trusted friends houses.
Body:
He has an average build for a rabbit with some canine features
Sharp metal teeth
Since I have a friend that likes to bite me, dvenadtsat's canon flavor is blueberries and sin
Clothing:
Just fitted jeans and button down shirts, mostly dark tones and bland patterns so he doesn't stand out in crowded areas.
When he feels safe he accents his fashion with bright colors.
He usually wears bikeshorts as underwear or nothing at all
Accessories:
A silver ring on his middle ring finger and a necklace with a wolf paw and a small blue jem
Kinks:
Larger mates
Dominant females
Public sexual hijinks
Sexuality:
Pansexual
Switch top
Can become very dominant when his wolf spirit takes over
Genitals/Reproduction:
Canine genitals
When knotted a glowing wolf rune symbol will appear over their womb(or where a womb would be if they don't have one), implying magical impregnation but since Dvenadtsat can't breed due to him being cursed with the wolf spirit, but the curse is spread through impregnation.
So you're next child that the marked one has will bare the same curse.
For more context, The wolf spirit is bound to the soul, and the breeding/curse is how it plans to bring its clan back from the dead.
They once were a proud clan of druids, but as time went on the small minded feared then and hunted them all to extinction. So the last living mage, cursed their murders to carry the spirits of the dead wolves, think kinda like the salem witch trials with druid wolves.
And after a while the hunters figured this out and any of they're offspring (including any illegitimate ones) that showed signs of being bound with one of the spirits (usually canine features in none candid species) they slaughtered them and sold they're meat. And the reason dvenadtsat survived the slaughter and none of the other offspring/hunters did is because his spirit manifested earlier then they usually do and it basically took over his body and went on a bloody rampage killing all of the hunters
Also, I know that last bit sounds really close to Luis' backstory from beastars but I swear I thought it up before I watched the show
    Character Description:
Slim blue rabbit with black eyes, canine features, and many scars
Personality:
Quiet untill trust is given, then kind and loving
Background/History:
As a small child he was given up as a sacrificeed to a gang of wolves to be used as meat (think the black market from beastars) because of his canine features, the rabbit clan he was borne into thought it was a bad omen.
His canine features are believed to be caused by a curse placed upon his biological mother which caused the malformation of his body and the binding of a wolf spirit to his soul.
The name Dvenadtsat (twelve/twelfth) is what he's called because he was the twelfth sacrific from the rabbit clan. He was number 12 of 30 and he was the only one to put up a fight and survive do to his wolf spirit taking over, so the wolf butchers kept him and trained him to hunt his own kind for slaughter, but so he doesn't feel welcome they only called him by the number he was assigned and not by his birth name, which is lost to time.
As a coping mechanism he ripped out his herbivore teeth and had them replaced with sharp metal ones to feel more like the wolves that trained him, he later grew to regret this decision.
His black sclera(the whites of his eyes being black) was caused by a crushing defeat in which he was injected with an unknown substance by a much more skilled hunter.
His scars are from his hard life of being a pray hunting his own and from his many battles that took place because of his forced life as a hunter.
World/Setting:
Dvenadtsat lives in a bushcraft shelter in the middle of the woods on the outskirts of town.
He has keeps all of his important none essentials at his trusted friends houses.
Body:
He has an average build for a rabbit with some canine features
Sharp metal teeth
Since I have a friend that likes to bite me, dvenadtsat's canon flavor is blueberries and sin
Clothing:
Just fitted jeans and button down shirts, mostly dark tones and bland patterns so he doesn't stand out in crowded areas.
When he feels safe he accents his fashion with bright colors.
He usually wears bikeshorts as underwear or nothing at all
Accessories:
A silver ring on his middle ring finger and a necklace with a wolf paw and a small blue jem
Kinks:
Larger mates
Dominant females
Public sexual hijinks
Sexuality:
Pansexual
Switch top
Can become very dominant when his wolf spirit takes over
Genitals/Reproduction:
Canine genitals
When knotted a glowing wolf rune symbol will appear over their womb(or where a womb would be if they don't have one), implying magical impregnation but since Dvenadtsat can't breed due to him being cursed with the wolf spirit, but the curse is spread through impregnation.
So you're next child that the marked one has will bare the same curse.
For more context, The wolf spirit is bound to the soul, and the breeding/curse is how it plans to bring its clan back from the dead.
They once were a proud clan of druids, but as time went on the small minded feared then and hunted them all to extinction. So the last living mage, cursed their murders to carry the spirits of the dead wolves, think kinda like the salem witch trials with druid wolves.
And after a while the hunters figured this out and any of they're offspring (including any illegitimate ones) that showed signs of being bound with one of the spirits (usually canine features in none candid species) they slaughtered them and sold they're meat. And the reason dvenadtsat survived the slaughter and none of the other offspring/hunters did is because his spirit manifested earlier then they usually do and it basically took over his body and went on a bloody rampage killing all of the hunters
Also, I know that last bit sounds really close to Luis' backstory from beastars but I swear I thought it up before I watched the show
HAPPY BUNNY DAY
Posted 4 years agoI will except both real eggs and chocolate ones, but the better be at least 60% coco
Also I am here for all your fertilization needs
    Also I am here for all your fertilization needs
Thoughts
Posted 4 years agoDo you think naruto ever used shadow clone jutsu and had his clone use sexy jutsu so he could have sex.
And would that count as masturbation, selfcest, or something?
    And would that count as masturbation, selfcest, or something?
Art raffle uwu
Posted 5 years agoDefunding the police
Posted 5 years agoif they defund the police, does that mean they won't have any money to pay game wardens?
Imagine not having to pay for a license to hunt or fish. You could finally hunt with whatever you want too, you wanna take down a deer with a javelin? Because that'd be badass
    Imagine not having to pay for a license to hunt or fish. You could finally hunt with whatever you want too, you wanna take down a deer with a javelin? Because that'd be badass
Free sketch raffle uwu
Posted 5 years agoGo try your luck, what's the worst that will happen?
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9613674/
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9613674/
    https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9613674/
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9613674/
Car troubles and a huge bill
Posted 5 years agoSo long story short the brakes in my mustang went out.
And it turns out there was wiper fluid put in the master cylinder from what the mechanic said.
Which means the guy I bought it from put wiper fluid in the brake system before I even got it.
So now all 4 calipers, 5 hoses, replacing all the rubber in the brake system needs to be replaced and flushing out and cleaning the whole system.
Lucky I bought a new master cylinder already because that's what usually goes bad on older cars and it's an easy fix so that is a little less I need to spend, but ITS STILL A FUCKING $1,100 FUCKING BILL
I hate asking for help, but if you want to I would t stop you. And thank you if you do 💜 uwu
Paypal
https://www.paypal.me/tlktwelve
Cash app
https://cash.app/$christwelve
Love and affection
#loveyou
    And it turns out there was wiper fluid put in the master cylinder from what the mechanic said.
Which means the guy I bought it from put wiper fluid in the brake system before I even got it.
So now all 4 calipers, 5 hoses, replacing all the rubber in the brake system needs to be replaced and flushing out and cleaning the whole system.
Lucky I bought a new master cylinder already because that's what usually goes bad on older cars and it's an easy fix so that is a little less I need to spend, but ITS STILL A FUCKING $1,100 FUCKING BILL
I hate asking for help, but if you want to I would t stop you. And thank you if you do 💜 uwu
Paypal
https://www.paypal.me/tlktwelve
Cash app
https://cash.app/$christwelve
Love and affection
#loveyou
Idk
Posted 5 years agoHave you ever heard 1 bar of a song and instantly go to like the song but then find out your forgetful ass already liked the song, then you're just sitting there like...damn I know i had good tastes.
    A PSA
Posted 5 years agoeveryone gets to be in a happy relationship but me uwu
I guess I'll die alone
I know this is my fault because I formed an ideal relationship in my head with someone and then ruined any any all chances I had with them.
    I guess I'll die alone
I know this is my fault because I formed an ideal relationship in my head with someone and then ruined any any all chances I had with them.
Minor update to my fursonas canon
Posted 5 years agoCharacter Description:
Slim blue rabbit with black eyes, canine features, and many scars
Personality:
Quiet untill trust is given, then kind and loving
Background/History:
As a small child he was given up as a sacrificeed to a gang of wolves to be used as meat (think the black market from beastars) because of his canine features, the rabbit clan he was borne into thought it was a bad omen.
His canine features are believed to be caused by a curse placed upon his biological mother which caused the malformation of his body and the binding of a wolf spirit to his soul.
The name Dvenadtsat (twelve/twelfth) is what he's called because he was the twelfth sacrific from the rabbit clan. He was number 12 of 30 and he was the only one to put up a fight and survive do to his wolf spirit taking over, so the wolf butchers kept him and trained him to hunt his own kind for slaughter, but so he doesn't feel welcome they only called him by the number he was assigned and not by his birth name, which is lost to time.
As a coping mechanism he ripped out his herbivore teeth and had them replaced with sharp metal ones to feel more like the wolves that trained him, he later grew to regret this decision.
His black sclera(the whites of his eyes being black) was caused by a crushing defeat in which he was injected with an unknown substance by a much more skilled hunter.
His scars are from his hard life of being a pray hunting his own and from his many battles that took place because of his forced life as a hunter.
World/Setting:
Dvenadtsat lives in a bushcraft shelter in the middle of the woods on the outskirts of town.
He has keeps all of his important none essentials at his trusted friends houses.
Body:
He has an average build for a rabbit with some canine features
Sharp metal teeth
Since I have a friend that likes to bite me, dvenadtsat's canon flavor is blueberries and sin
Clothing:
Just fitted jeans and button down shirts, mostly dark tones and bland patterns so he doesn't stand out in crowded areas.
When he feels safe he accents his fashion with bright colors.
He usually wears bikeshorts as underwear or nothing at all
Accessories:
A silver ring on his middle ring finger and a necklace with a wolf paw and a small blue jem
Kinks:
Larger mates
Dominant females
Public sexual hijinks
Sexuality:
Pansexual
Switch top
Can become very dominant when his wolf spirit takes over
Genitals/Reproduction:
Canine genitals
When knotted a glowing symbol will appear over their womb(or where a womb would be), implying magical impregnation.
    Slim blue rabbit with black eyes, canine features, and many scars
Personality:
Quiet untill trust is given, then kind and loving
Background/History:
As a small child he was given up as a sacrificeed to a gang of wolves to be used as meat (think the black market from beastars) because of his canine features, the rabbit clan he was borne into thought it was a bad omen.
His canine features are believed to be caused by a curse placed upon his biological mother which caused the malformation of his body and the binding of a wolf spirit to his soul.
The name Dvenadtsat (twelve/twelfth) is what he's called because he was the twelfth sacrific from the rabbit clan. He was number 12 of 30 and he was the only one to put up a fight and survive do to his wolf spirit taking over, so the wolf butchers kept him and trained him to hunt his own kind for slaughter, but so he doesn't feel welcome they only called him by the number he was assigned and not by his birth name, which is lost to time.
As a coping mechanism he ripped out his herbivore teeth and had them replaced with sharp metal ones to feel more like the wolves that trained him, he later grew to regret this decision.
His black sclera(the whites of his eyes being black) was caused by a crushing defeat in which he was injected with an unknown substance by a much more skilled hunter.
His scars are from his hard life of being a pray hunting his own and from his many battles that took place because of his forced life as a hunter.
World/Setting:
Dvenadtsat lives in a bushcraft shelter in the middle of the woods on the outskirts of town.
He has keeps all of his important none essentials at his trusted friends houses.
Body:
He has an average build for a rabbit with some canine features
Sharp metal teeth
Since I have a friend that likes to bite me, dvenadtsat's canon flavor is blueberries and sin
Clothing:
Just fitted jeans and button down shirts, mostly dark tones and bland patterns so he doesn't stand out in crowded areas.
When he feels safe he accents his fashion with bright colors.
He usually wears bikeshorts as underwear or nothing at all
Accessories:
A silver ring on his middle ring finger and a necklace with a wolf paw and a small blue jem
Kinks:
Larger mates
Dominant females
Public sexual hijinks
Sexuality:
Pansexual
Switch top
Can become very dominant when his wolf spirit takes over
Genitals/Reproduction:
Canine genitals
When knotted a glowing symbol will appear over their womb(or where a womb would be), implying magical impregnation.
Free art raffle by Sapho Berga
Posted 5 years agoRandom kink talk
Posted 5 years agoWhere are all the tall bois that are bottoms, I wanna top them like I'm climbing a god damn mountain.
Also I'm a subby little slut for dominate women...both taller and smaller. I have a serious size difference kink.
    Also I'm a subby little slut for dominate women...both taller and smaller. I have a serious size difference kink.
Its birthday
Posted 5 years agoHoi I'm old now
If you wanna buy me something
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/.....?ref_=wl_share
    If you wanna buy me something
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/.....?ref_=wl_share
I made a telegram channel for commission ideas
Posted 6 years agoJoin if you'd like, if you're looking for ideas or if you're in the market to get commissioned.
https://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAEpTp4K1cFRI8V4WYA
    https://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAEpTp4K1cFRI8V4WYA
Commission question
Posted 6 years agoDo any of you know any gore artists that have open commissions and aren't to expensive?
    Art requests?
Posted 6 years agoAnyone going goretober requests want to stay my rabbit with all his scars open, or just deadass killing himself?
     
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