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General | Posted 14 years agoIn that awkward space between invention of email and the invention of texting.
http://eatliver.com/img/2010/5882.jpg
You typed out your email, then found a phone, dialed the internet, held it up to this thing, and it would transmit your email.
http://eatliver.com/img/2010/5882.jpg
You typed out your email, then found a phone, dialed the internet, held it up to this thing, and it would transmit your email.
Furry Pick-Up Lines
General | Posted 14 years ago[Stepping on her tail.]
"Oh! Sorry about that. Maybe you should keep it raised."
XD
Any others?
"Oh! Sorry about that. Maybe you should keep it raised."
XD
Any others?
Pickup line
General | Posted 14 years agoI commented somewhere
General | Posted 14 years agoon something.
Someone commented back.
But I accidentally deleted the notice before I could click to see who said what where.
Someone commented back.
But I accidentally deleted the notice before I could click to see who said what where.
This is what I'm talking about.
General | Posted 14 years agoContinued from last journal-
> So, I'm pretty hot. But only if you're a dragon or some mammal with a weird scale-fetish. Also, scrawny to the point of almost being underweight. Maybe that's why I'm too often lethargic?
> I'm not at all hipster-ish. I have a friend who is slowly devolving into that though and just recently got the thick glasses. People have been hipster waaay before he got into it though. What am I? Bland. We'll put it that way. I have tshirts in every color (gray and brown) and jeans in every color (black, blue) and I pick random pairs to match together.
> Weekend plans are not something that I do / make. I'd say it's because I work weekends but even when I didn't work then I still never did much of anything on weekends. What does one do? I Don't go to concerts and I don't drink and I don't... well, I don't know what else there is that people do I guess.
> Zentrin: I am sorry you are freaking bored. Maybe try doing calculus without paper?
> I have not seen many dragon movies. Maybe like, 10 minutes of dragonheart and that episode of SG1 that had the dragon in it in the last season. Jurassic Park is awesome but those are stupid dinosaurs not dragons. Like comparing a dog and a person. Independence Day could be cool with a dragon maybe. Actually, you know, what movie WOULDN'T be improved with a note after the credits that "...And many years later, each of them were consumed by a dragon."
ALSO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I16_8l0yS-g
> So, I'm pretty hot. But only if you're a dragon or some mammal with a weird scale-fetish. Also, scrawny to the point of almost being underweight. Maybe that's why I'm too often lethargic?
> I'm not at all hipster-ish. I have a friend who is slowly devolving into that though and just recently got the thick glasses. People have been hipster waaay before he got into it though. What am I? Bland. We'll put it that way. I have tshirts in every color (gray and brown) and jeans in every color (black, blue) and I pick random pairs to match together.
> Weekend plans are not something that I do / make. I'd say it's because I work weekends but even when I didn't work then I still never did much of anything on weekends. What does one do? I Don't go to concerts and I don't drink and I don't... well, I don't know what else there is that people do I guess.
> Zentrin: I am sorry you are freaking bored. Maybe try doing calculus without paper?
> I have not seen many dragon movies. Maybe like, 10 minutes of dragonheart and that episode of SG1 that had the dragon in it in the last season. Jurassic Park is awesome but those are stupid dinosaurs not dragons. Like comparing a dog and a person. Independence Day could be cool with a dragon maybe. Actually, you know, what movie WOULDN'T be improved with a note after the credits that "...And many years later, each of them were consumed by a dragon."
ALSO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I16_8l0yS-g
I should talk about something here.
General | Posted 14 years agoWhat do you want to hear about. I'll post a journal elaborating upon it.
Controling
General | Posted 14 years agoI know a guy...
He'd been married for years and years. Wife refused to let him have friends. Jealous maybe? I don't know. Wasn't friends with him. Wasn't allowed to be. She made him cut off friendships even with old childhood friends! Finally managed to divorce her and move on and get some of his friendships back.
Moral of the story? If your girlfriend is a psycho bitch, you can't dump her fast enough.
And then buy a gun. Another of my friend's had a girlfriend who was overly possessive and ended up destroying his car when he couldn't take it anymore and broke up.
GUYS!!
Be single!
It's so much easier and less expensive!
He'd been married for years and years. Wife refused to let him have friends. Jealous maybe? I don't know. Wasn't friends with him. Wasn't allowed to be. She made him cut off friendships even with old childhood friends! Finally managed to divorce her and move on and get some of his friendships back.
Moral of the story? If your girlfriend is a psycho bitch, you can't dump her fast enough.
And then buy a gun. Another of my friend's had a girlfriend who was overly possessive and ended up destroying his car when he couldn't take it anymore and broke up.
GUYS!!
Be single!
It's so much easier and less expensive!
Audio
General | Posted 14 years agoGive me something to read and I'll do a voiceover.
Maybe. I donno I'll see what I feel like later.
I'm a dragon. Deal with it.
Post below.
EDIT: I don't mean whole books, lawl.
Maybe. I donno I'll see what I feel like later.
I'm a dragon. Deal with it.
Post below.
EDIT: I don't mean whole books, lawl.
Jurassic XXX Park
General | Posted 14 years agohttp://www.theonion.com/articles/new-triplex-dinosaur-park-opens-in-nevada,5304/
Better like this.
General | Posted 14 years agoAuto-Justice
General | Posted 14 years agoHelp a friend out (simple)
General | Posted 14 years agoIf any of you wanted to shout or note him some encouragement, that would be awesome.
If anyone wanted to toss a few bucks his way that would certainly be appreciated as well. He's just moved, after all.
And when's that not appreciated after something like THAT?
There's nothing set up but I'm sure if you're interested in that sort of thing you can find a way on your own.
But yeah, leave him a smiley face on his shout page or send him a dirty note. Hahah.
Yeah this is for
He's stressed. It says so right on his profile.
EDIT:
GTFO, Chark. No posting here this isn't for you to see. Unread this.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2442345/
If anyone wanted to toss a few bucks his way that would certainly be appreciated as well. He's just moved, after all.
And when's that not appreciated after something like THAT?
There's nothing set up but I'm sure if you're interested in that sort of thing you can find a way on your own.
But yeah, leave him a smiley face on his shout page or send him a dirty note. Hahah.
Yeah this is for
He's stressed. It says so right on his profile.EDIT:
GTFO, Chark. No posting here this isn't for you to see. Unread this.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2442345/
Relationships are Hard
General | Posted 14 years agoMan, relationships are like... hard. And confusing.
...and that's all I have to say really. Also I'm tired and it's late.
Also, I'm not talking about any relationship I'm in. I'm just talking about observing others.
EDIT: Ok maybe one or two people I know this applies to.
...and that's all I have to say really. Also I'm tired and it's late.
Also, I'm not talking about any relationship I'm in. I'm just talking about observing others.
EDIT: Ok maybe one or two people I know this applies to.
500 Watchers
General | Posted 14 years agoThis is a journal for my watchers.
Why do I have 500? I Dunno LOL ¯\(°_o)/¯
Say something below and I'll reply, no matter what. Choose a topic or make an insult or suck m- nevermind.
Why do I have 500? I Dunno LOL ¯\(°_o)/¯
Say something below and I'll reply, no matter what. Choose a topic or make an insult or suck m- nevermind.
Why indeed.
General | Posted 14 years agoCalvin & Hobbes
General | Posted 14 years agoHoly crap, this is cannon...
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ch.....1/ch110526.gif
(early days. Hence old style drawing.)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ch.....1/ch110526.gif
(early days. Hence old style drawing.)
Another comic
General | Posted 14 years agoWatcher Surge
General | Posted 14 years agoAm I being talked about somewhere or something?
Normally I get about 1 watcher every week or two.
It's been two days. Ten new watchers.
Whyfor?
Normally I get about 1 watcher every week or two.
It's been two days. Ten new watchers.
Whyfor?
14k?
General | Posted 14 years agoWhat the hell, guys?
Who's looking at my profile so much??
Why do I have that many page views? Jeezzzeee...
Who's looking at my profile so much??
Why do I have that many page views? Jeezzzeee...
Firefox Addons
General | Posted 14 years agoThe 90's Made us Strong.
General | Posted 14 years agohttp://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-.....ade-us-strong/
From the segment about internet and computers:
"It was awesome, until Furries found others like themselves."
HAhaha.
So yeah, I nostalgia'd hard about the rest of the article.
From the segment about internet and computers:
"It was awesome, until Furries found others like themselves."
HAhaha.
So yeah, I nostalgia'd hard about the rest of the article.
Alter Meta
General | Posted 14 years agoThis is EXACTLY how we dragons interact.
http://altermeta.net/archive.php?comic=77
(and yes, I know they're not dragons.)
http://altermeta.net/archive.php?comic=77
(and yes, I know they're not dragons.)
Friendly Dragon Added to US Arsenal
General | Posted 14 years agohttp://www.theonion.com/audio/friendly-dragon-added-to-us-arsenal,20283/
HE'S A FURRY
General | Posted 14 years agoGet him!
http://chainsawsuit.com/2008/09/11/strip-61/
EDIT:
Actually, seeing the tail pulled off makes me really sad...
http://chainsawsuit.com/2008/09/11/strip-61/
EDIT:
Actually, seeing the tail pulled off makes me really sad...
Seperation
General | Posted 14 years agoJust curious, because of somethings that've happened to me lately--
How much separation is there between you yourself and your character? I know this runs the whole range from 100% opposites used only for escapism all the way to being exactly identical as far as personality and body type and emotions. So I'm wondering what some of you think about that.
It's weird for me because Arathdragon's always been mostly the same as me but still a separate thing. But recently some things that've happened to the dragon have started bothering me IRL. Nothing serious or anything. Just kind of a weird feeling I guess.
How much separation is there between you yourself and your character? I know this runs the whole range from 100% opposites used only for escapism all the way to being exactly identical as far as personality and body type and emotions. So I'm wondering what some of you think about that.
It's weird for me because Arathdragon's always been mostly the same as me but still a separate thing. But recently some things that've happened to the dragon have started bothering me IRL. Nothing serious or anything. Just kind of a weird feeling I guess.
