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Hey, this is a raffle!
Posted 3 years agohttps://www.furaffinity.net/view/48288709/ Check it out!
Who wants to get mousehandled by Nickie? >:3
Posted 3 years agoOkay, found a YCH again. Who wants to get Bruno'd?
Posted 4 years agoNow, who wants to be dommed by Nickie the mouse!? :D
Posted 4 years agohttps://www.furaffinity.net/view/44125444/
As long as this doesn't get expensive, I'm getting that purple slot!
As long as this doesn't get expensive, I'm getting that purple slot!
I won this YCH slot, who wants the other?
Posted 4 years agohttps://www.furaffinity.net/view/43840929/
Just throwing this out there in case anyone wanna get DILFed.
Just throwing this out there in case anyone wanna get DILFed.
YCH Lottery thing! Refegi is a boss.
Posted 4 years agohttps://www.furaffinity.net/view/42690831
Hey you! Check this YCH out. It's cool!
Hey you! Check this YCH out. It's cool!
Anyone wanna share this YCH?
Posted 4 years agoSo, I'm kinda into this: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43222276/
It would be with my doberdaddy Bruno. Anyone wanna be the butt end?
It would be with my doberdaddy Bruno. Anyone wanna be the butt end?
I wonder, are lotteries legal on FA? I think it would wor...
Posted 4 years agoSo, for a lot of people, me included, paying $100+ for a piece of art is a massive expense. And it's keeping a lot of us from getting really cool art!
Complaining to the artists that their art is too expensive is a bit of a douche thing to do. BUT, what if there was a lottery?
So you don't want to pay 100 buckos for a piece of art. But what about paying 2 buckos or so, for a CHANCE to get a piece of art?
You'd pay to the artist, and get a number from them. And when enough people have bought a "ticket", the artist eventually will have enough money, and can draw a random number. Like a raffle, but the artist gets paid!
Not sure about the legality of this, but I like the idea and would like some artists to try it. :3
Complaining to the artists that their art is too expensive is a bit of a douche thing to do. BUT, what if there was a lottery?
So you don't want to pay 100 buckos for a piece of art. But what about paying 2 buckos or so, for a CHANCE to get a piece of art?
You'd pay to the artist, and get a number from them. And when enough people have bought a "ticket", the artist eventually will have enough money, and can draw a random number. Like a raffle, but the artist gets paid!
Not sure about the legality of this, but I like the idea and would like some artists to try it. :3
WANTED! Artists who specialize in small tits! Where are you?
Posted 6 years agoI dunno, I'm just tired of having to explain that my mouse character doesn't have tits to every damn artist.
Me: She is pretty much flat.
Artist: Oh, you mean like this? *draws D cups*
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I mean, I know this is furry art, but goddamn gimme dem iddie biddie tiddies! >:/
Me: She is pretty much flat.
Artist: Oh, you mean like this? *draws D cups*
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I mean, I know this is furry art, but goddamn gimme dem iddie biddie tiddies! >:/
Ey, this lady over here is having an art raffle over there!
Posted 6 years agoJust wanna share my new favorite gif.
Posted 7 years agoHow do I change the color scheme on the site? Help!
Posted 7 years agoSince about every third artist just HAS to use pink or baby blue text in their posts, and FA has a light grey background, at least mine does, how the frick do I change the color scheme for the site? I can't read stuff!
YCH BOOST! (Change of plans)
Posted 7 years agoMy Bruno didn't match very well with the other bidder's character. So I am ashamed to say that I am trying to back out of this YCH.
The slot is open. Please, take it away from me. >.<
https://www.furaffinity.net/full/29025753/
The slot is open. Please, take it away from me. >.<
https://www.furaffinity.net/full/29025753/
Who wants to be fucked by my doberman? (YCH boost!)
Posted 7 years agoRAFFLE BOOSTER, ENGAGE!
Posted 7 years agoWho wants to give my doberman a BJ? Only $40! (YCH boost)
Posted 7 years agoWhat's the deal with adoptables?
Posted 7 years agoI don't get it. Why buy some other person's character instead of thinking up your own?
Who draws cars well? And cheap?
Posted 7 years agoYou can tell a lot about people based on the cars they drive. So, a commissions with one of my characters and their car would be cool. Got any tips?
As always, budget is tight.
As always, budget is tight.
I always feel guilty sharing my dirty thoughts...
Posted 8 years agoWhenever I have a really dirty idea for a commission, I always feel kinda guilty asking for someone to draw it.
I mean sure, I'm paying for it, but I also want the artist to enjoy what they're drawing. Not just taking my money and suffering through it.
Anyone else get that feeling?
I mean sure, I'm paying for it, but I also want the artist to enjoy what they're drawing. Not just taking my money and suffering through it.
Anyone else get that feeling?
Ah, that old feeling...
Posted 8 years agoYou know that feeling, when you want some smexy art... but you're broke. :/
Yeah, that's how I feel right now. Anyone else?
Yeah, that's how I feel right now. Anyone else?
So, an artist I paid money to just up and disappeared...
Posted 8 years agoWhat now?
This sort of thing has happened to me before.
Artist opens a YCH or takes on a batch of sketch commissions. I take it, expecting the piece to be done within a reasonable amount of time.
But nope, turns out the artist has a year's worth of backlog to finish up before he/she gets to start on my piece.
I can accept that, if the price is okay, or it was a really nice YCH. Some things are just worth waiting for.
Waiting so long means two things, though. 1, I can't use PayPal muscle to open a dispute and demand a refund after a certain time, and 2 I might just completely forget that I ever even commissioned the artist. And usually that means the artist also forgot. I don't know how most of you artists organize your stuff, but some don't seem to do it at all.
So, this just happened. I commissioned an artist THREE times last year, because she had some real nice YCHs and sketch offers. Payment went through just fine.
As has happened before, I kinda forgot about these commissions after six months or so. Checked through my PayPal transaction history today, and thought "Oh yeah, whatever happened to those commissions? Better check it out."
In the past, I've given the artist a nudge and reminded them, and they kinda go "Oh shit!" and get right on it, giving me what I paid for. Which is just fair.
But I got on FA to check on this case and it turns out the artist has frozen/suspended/deleted/whatevered her FA account. And whatever other community she uses the same name on seems inactive as well.
So... WTF?
This sort of thing has happened to me before.
Artist opens a YCH or takes on a batch of sketch commissions. I take it, expecting the piece to be done within a reasonable amount of time.
But nope, turns out the artist has a year's worth of backlog to finish up before he/she gets to start on my piece.
I can accept that, if the price is okay, or it was a really nice YCH. Some things are just worth waiting for.
Waiting so long means two things, though. 1, I can't use PayPal muscle to open a dispute and demand a refund after a certain time, and 2 I might just completely forget that I ever even commissioned the artist. And usually that means the artist also forgot. I don't know how most of you artists organize your stuff, but some don't seem to do it at all.
So, this just happened. I commissioned an artist THREE times last year, because she had some real nice YCHs and sketch offers. Payment went through just fine.
As has happened before, I kinda forgot about these commissions after six months or so. Checked through my PayPal transaction history today, and thought "Oh yeah, whatever happened to those commissions? Better check it out."
In the past, I've given the artist a nudge and reminded them, and they kinda go "Oh shit!" and get right on it, giving me what I paid for. Which is just fair.
But I got on FA to check on this case and it turns out the artist has frozen/suspended/deleted/whatevered her FA account. And whatever other community she uses the same name on seems inactive as well.
So... WTF?
Watchers! Why do you watch me?
Posted 8 years agoI know some accounts on here from F-list and other roleplay outlets, so I get why they are watching me, and I watch them.
Buuuut, I usually watch people because they upload stuff. I don't upload stuff. And I barely do journals. So why am I worth a watch?
Hm, should I upload stuff? Or journal more?
Buuuut, I usually watch people because they upload stuff. I don't upload stuff. And I barely do journals. So why am I worth a watch?
Hm, should I upload stuff? Or journal more?
Who draws the best dicks?
Posted 9 years agoLooking for some good, economically priced artists that are good at drawing dicks. Penises. Schlongs. That is pretty much all I am looking for. Need a reference for Bruno's dick so my RP partners know what they're up against.
Got any tips?
Got any tips?
So I just got myself a tablet... And I'm lost.
Posted 9 years agoGot a used Intuos 4 pretty cheap. Feels solid, not too scratched up.
So I'm feeling pretty good about my purchase. Only thing to do now is figure out how the damn thing works.
I don't have any artsy friends who use tablets and can give me hands-on tutorials, so I guess I'm asking anyone to point me towards a good video tutorial.
I haven't bothered playing around with the quick buttons yet, still working out how the pen works.
Is there any way to "pause" the pen? Like, make so it doesn't draw anything until I want it to? Right now it just draws soon as it touches the tablet, which is tricky as hell because I keep missing the spots I actually want to draw.
So I'm feeling pretty good about my purchase. Only thing to do now is figure out how the damn thing works.
I don't have any artsy friends who use tablets and can give me hands-on tutorials, so I guess I'm asking anyone to point me towards a good video tutorial.
I haven't bothered playing around with the quick buttons yet, still working out how the pen works.
Is there any way to "pause" the pen? Like, make so it doesn't draw anything until I want it to? Right now it just draws soon as it touches the tablet, which is tricky as hell because I keep missing the spots I actually want to draw.
Fursona Meme
Posted 11 years agoGot this idea from 
and it will be the first time I put any effort into my FA page. She's cool. Buy art from her. I am getting some done as we speak... Unless she hasn't started on it yet. Anyway, check this out: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6133962/
RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
OC picked: Bruno Stahl (which means you have to read it like Jeremy Irons in Die Hard 3.)
1. What is your name?
"You haven't done much research for this interview, have you?"
2. Do you know why you were named that?
"It is a common name where I come from."
3. Single or taken?
"Single."
4. Have any abilities or powers?
"Some of my lovers have called me a god in the past... Other than that, not really. I make a fantastic tiramisu, I'll give myself that."
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
*glares at sternly* "... How was that a question?"
6. What's your eye color?
"Celeste."
7. How about hair color?
"I don't grow hair on my head. But if you really want to know..." *unbuckles his belt*
8. Eek! Nevermind! Next question. Have you any family members?
"I was an only child and my parents are dead. I do have a son somewhere, at least that I know of. We don't see much of each other but we're friendly."
9. Oh? How about pets?
"If you're talking about quadrupeds, none. On two legs, I have plenty."
10. Oh my! Now tell me something you don't like.
"People assume I like latex, but I don't. I think it's a German stereotype or something. I don't like constricting materials like that."
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"Does sex count as a hobby? It does take up quite a portion of my week. Other than that, I enjoy target shooting, painting, fast cars, expensive liquor (not together with the fast cars, of course) and cigars."
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
"Only those who deserved it... And those who forget the safeword."
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
*smirks* "Maybe..."
14. What kind of animal are you?
"I know I am not black and tan as other dobermen, but I am all doberman. So were my parents, and their parents, and so on."
15. Name your worst habits.
"I mentioned the cigars and the liquor. Some would call those bad habits. I disagree."
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"I am 6'5'', so it rarely happens."
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
"Bi. Good sex is good sex."
18. Do you go to school?
"Nope. Never did that much, really."
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
"I have at least one kid, like I said. Not much of a role model, am I? As for marriage. Hm, there is a special someone, but she is married already... Which makes our sex life all the better. So on second thought, maybe I don't want to marry her. Hmm..."
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
"Yes. Both."
21. What are you most afraid of?
"Hornets make me uneasy. Bees and wasps I don't mind, but hornets..."
22. What do you usually wear?
"I like my Dickies. They are nice and roomy where they need to be, and sort of dressy casual. I got big fingers, so I prefer loafers over laces. I am too much of a snob for T-shirts. There has to be buttons and a collar."
23. What's one food that tempts you?
"I am a meat and potatoes kind of guy. So... Meat and potatoes, I suppose."
24. Am I annoying you?
"You did at first, but since about question two I've been imagining you naked."
25. Well, it's still not over!
"Very well, go on."
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
"I change my mind, you are annoying again."
27. How many friends do you have?
"A friend helps you move a couch. A good friend, helps you move a body. I have three good friends."
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
"It is the optimal food. Starter, main course, dessert. It can be all three. Name one ingredient that doesn't go in a pie. I dare you."
30. Favorite drink?
"I have a soft spot for Metaxa ever since a lovely trip to Crete years back. I recommend it."
31. What's your favorite place?
"Between a good set of buttocks."
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
"Yes. Next question."
33. That was a stupid question.
"Yes. Next. Question."
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"A pool."
35. What's your type?
"Size queens, I suppose. They seem fond of me so I oblige."
36. Any fetishes?
"How much time have you got?"
37. Seme or uke?
"I spent a year in Japan. People called me seme quite a lot... What does it mean?"
38. Camping or indoors?
"I'm not going camping unless I get to kill something."
39. Tag People!
Fine. Hm. I don't have four people to tag, so I'll just go with
and 
and it will be the first time I put any effort into my FA page. She's cool. Buy art from her. I am getting some done as we speak... Unless she hasn't started on it yet. Anyway, check this out: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6133962/RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
OC picked: Bruno Stahl (which means you have to read it like Jeremy Irons in Die Hard 3.)
1. What is your name?
"You haven't done much research for this interview, have you?"
2. Do you know why you were named that?
"It is a common name where I come from."
3. Single or taken?
"Single."
4. Have any abilities or powers?
"Some of my lovers have called me a god in the past... Other than that, not really. I make a fantastic tiramisu, I'll give myself that."
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
*glares at sternly* "... How was that a question?"
6. What's your eye color?
"Celeste."
7. How about hair color?
"I don't grow hair on my head. But if you really want to know..." *unbuckles his belt*
8. Eek! Nevermind! Next question. Have you any family members?
"I was an only child and my parents are dead. I do have a son somewhere, at least that I know of. We don't see much of each other but we're friendly."
9. Oh? How about pets?
"If you're talking about quadrupeds, none. On two legs, I have plenty."
10. Oh my! Now tell me something you don't like.
"People assume I like latex, but I don't. I think it's a German stereotype or something. I don't like constricting materials like that."
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"Does sex count as a hobby? It does take up quite a portion of my week. Other than that, I enjoy target shooting, painting, fast cars, expensive liquor (not together with the fast cars, of course) and cigars."
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
"Only those who deserved it... And those who forget the safeword."
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
*smirks* "Maybe..."
14. What kind of animal are you?
"I know I am not black and tan as other dobermen, but I am all doberman. So were my parents, and their parents, and so on."
15. Name your worst habits.
"I mentioned the cigars and the liquor. Some would call those bad habits. I disagree."
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"I am 6'5'', so it rarely happens."
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
"Bi. Good sex is good sex."
18. Do you go to school?
"Nope. Never did that much, really."
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
"I have at least one kid, like I said. Not much of a role model, am I? As for marriage. Hm, there is a special someone, but she is married already... Which makes our sex life all the better. So on second thought, maybe I don't want to marry her. Hmm..."
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
"Yes. Both."
21. What are you most afraid of?
"Hornets make me uneasy. Bees and wasps I don't mind, but hornets..."
22. What do you usually wear?
"I like my Dickies. They are nice and roomy where they need to be, and sort of dressy casual. I got big fingers, so I prefer loafers over laces. I am too much of a snob for T-shirts. There has to be buttons and a collar."
23. What's one food that tempts you?
"I am a meat and potatoes kind of guy. So... Meat and potatoes, I suppose."
24. Am I annoying you?
"You did at first, but since about question two I've been imagining you naked."
25. Well, it's still not over!
"Very well, go on."
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
"I change my mind, you are annoying again."
27. How many friends do you have?
"A friend helps you move a couch. A good friend, helps you move a body. I have three good friends."
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
"It is the optimal food. Starter, main course, dessert. It can be all three. Name one ingredient that doesn't go in a pie. I dare you."
30. Favorite drink?
"I have a soft spot for Metaxa ever since a lovely trip to Crete years back. I recommend it."
31. What's your favorite place?
"Between a good set of buttocks."
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
"Yes. Next question."
33. That was a stupid question.
"Yes. Next. Question."
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"A pool."
35. What's your type?
"Size queens, I suppose. They seem fond of me so I oblige."
36. Any fetishes?
"How much time have you got?"
37. Seme or uke?
"I spent a year in Japan. People called me seme quite a lot... What does it mean?"
38. Camping or indoors?
"I'm not going camping unless I get to kill something."
39. Tag People!
Fine. Hm. I don't have four people to tag, so I'll just go with
and 
