...apple and cinnamon crumble.



DELISHIS.

...getting in the way of my internettin. blast.

I repair cameras for a living, and occasionally people leave images on them. I plan on bringing some of these pix home some day and post them online in random places, simply because some of them are hard to explain.

like the pic of the half decent muscular guy sitting on a small table in his living room in a dramatic pose while covered in star shaped christman lights. or smeared in blood doing a jesus impression.

or the guy who stands half naked in the kitchen happily posing with what seems to be half a watermelon.



and of course, some poon.


srsly, don't leave weirdass pix in your cam when you return it to the stores. People like me might get ahold of them :D

was out christmas shopping today, walking along talking to a friend. I was so preoccupied talking I didn't look where I was going I accidentally bumped into an old lady. I immediately turned to her and apologized. She responds with "I AM INVISIBLE TO YOU!?" and just kept walking without even looking at me. Really. Bitter hag.


And yeah she kinda was invisible to me.

...is to be a lazy fuck and not do anything of any particular value.


it'll be grand.

finally found out what was up with meh puppydawg. he has a dust mite allergy. he will be getting shots for it eventually but for now he's getting pills. he's already begun to associate the rattling of pills in a jar with treats. pill poppin doggie.

so.... myes. my pup's been having problems for a while, and I've ended up taking him to a doggie skin specialist. he's constantly itching all over and we've already ruled out parasites and infections through previous vet visits.... so in short he's probably allergic. dunno to what yet. grains have been ruled out, and now he's on special feed for protein allergy.... it doesn't seem to be working though so i'm strongly suspecting dust mite allergy. Blleeeeeh. Vet bills are kinda piling up, but I can still afford them at least. plus I'd rather have a happy healthy dog than that extra $$$. Sorta concerned about next month but I'm pretty sure It'll work out. Worst case scenario I'll have to call mom, which isn't that bad I guess.


he still plays and cuddles and does all that doggie stuff, it just pains me to see him that ITCHY. He'll literally scratch till his skin is raw and bleeding if I'm not constantly watching or have his Cone of Shame on.


UUUUGHHH. I just want this sorted and fixed asap :C Poor baby.

Beeeeeeer.

I'm so HUNGREH. RAAAR.


all I have is noodles and oatmeal @_@. I need to obtain more edibleeeees.

Time warp hole thing occured for the following reasons:
I just had some emo-ish downtime and an ear infection. AM HERE NAO.


I... I still love you :<



<3

msn. is stupid. refuses to work. EEEEURG.

yes, i reinstalled. it's still stupid.



edit: nm, got it to work after installing and reinstalling digsby. plus i have HOT COCO! YAY ME!

this time the commissions will primarily finance a trip to the vet. doggie needs it <3


I will open for 5 regular slots, and two special ones; 2 $10 full colour busts. Maximum total thereby amounts to 7.


turned out i'll have extra time on my hands next week too... so.. TIME I HAS. MONEY I NEEDS.

Current offer:

General pricing for digital single full body character images:

$20 line art

$30 flat colour

$45 fully shaded

$50 Stitch-me-Up, fully shaded. Get your char sown up with your best bud/lover/waifu/mother. Because there is no better way to show affection.

NEWWWW:

TWO CHARACTERS:
$55 for two fully shaded interacting characters

SPESHUL OFFER:
$10 Bust, fully coloured -Twos lots only. BOTH TAKEN



fully shaded images will also have a simple abstract bg.
All prices are in USD


General information READ THIS:

I have no problems with drawing nudity (despite current content being clean). There are however limits to what I will take on - I don't appreciate mini, macro, waterports, scat, vore, inflation, cub, or diaper themes. If you are unsure if your idea is something I would go for, ask me. I also request you provide needed references - as much as I indeed can browse through your gallery and utilize google, it just uses up time I could have spent working on your commission instead. if you have any ideas regarding poses or anything, do share.

Payment:
Within sweden I accept money transfers and Paypal.
For everywhere else I prefer to use Paypal, but in cases where this is not possible I may accept Western Union

I work by the principle of paid and refs provided first - served first in the drawing order.


Am tired now. will sleep soon.

MANY LOVES. <3


STATUS:
bust slot #1:  shaytalis ---- sketching, awaiting approval
bust slot #2:  e-typejaguar ---- <3

full colour  dirtiran ----refs/payment received
two char full colour + fries  maxcoyote ---awaiting refs/payment


regular slots remaing: 3

First batch of commissions of the year is done. YAAAAY.

I will take a short break to... sleep a bit.... and then reopen.. gosh. sleep seems nice. really could use some of that. I've consumed copious amounts of caffiene the past week.



CAFF-CAFF-CAFFIENE!

*zoom*

okay so... I was heading to the liquor store to purchase some well earned booze. outside the store there is an old man in a wheelchair and a buddy of his, they're both drinking beer, both looking drunk.

the guy in the wheelchair... starts pissing himself. a lot. it's trickling down the sides of his wheelchair. his buddy looks at him and says:

"hey! you wet yourself"
"yup." responds the wheelchair man.




I go into the store, buy my alcolols and exit. the guy in the wheelchair is there. soaking wet, pee still dripping. his buddy has left.

my dog eats them. I never know wtf he's chewing on ó_ó

COMMISSION TIME! Give me your love.


Current offer:

General pricing for digital single character images:

$20 line art

$30 flat colour

$45 fully shaded

$50 Stitch-me-Up, fully shaded. Get your char sown up with your best bud/lover/waifu/mother. Because there is no better way to show affection.
sample: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4108006

fully shaded images will also have a simple abstract bg.



General information READ THIS:

I have no problems with drawing nudity (despite current content being clean). There are however limits to what I will take on - I don't appreciate mini, macro, waterports, scat, vore, inflation, cub, or diaper themes. If you are unsure if your idea is something I would go for, ask me. I also request you provide needed references - as much as I indeed can browse through your gallery and utilize google, it just uses up time I could have spent working on your commission instead.

Payment:
Within sweden I accept money transfers and Paypal.
For everywhere else I prefer to use Paypal, but in cases where this is not possible I may accept Western Union.


0 slots remaining. (With the one exception of you who was checking how western union works - if you decide to use it, contact me and I'll make an extra speshul 6th slot. You know who you are.)


CURRENT STATUS . please note already paid commissions get priority.

 farx ----done.
 Cat_In_DMinor ----done.
 shaytalis ----sketching.
 cloudy ---- done.
 almostcrazy ---sketched, awaiting response/approval


MUCH LUFF.

okay so.... on my way home on friday, about 6 pm, i was on the train. and suddently I feel someone messing with my hair from behind. I turn around and there is a guy there with a ruler. He starts speaking to me in german. Eventually he manages to talk to me in a language I actually understand, and tells me he's just...

..."measuring my skull."...

I reply something in the nature of "ok?".

He responds that I'm doing really well and that I'm totally qualified to enter any university I wish.


My skull is awesome.

... I really, really should have eaten something before drinking.

really.

I like brushing my teeth.

I just like the mint flavour in my mouth. As opposed to the cat-shat-in-my-mouth morning breath.

I am probably going to change my char. again. this one never really stuck with me. I may keep the basic idea of it but make changes, or just make something new up entirely. I can't make up my mind, haha.

EITHERWAY. I will soon be taking commissions. Up till now I haven't had the time for much of anything except working and sleeping... but I kinda got laid off work now... which sucks, but it means I have more time to draw. Maybe. I may be getting my job back too, my boss was a lil "lol dno" on that point. With any hope I will at least get to continue part time.

BUT FOR NOW. Draaawwww.

this I am.

LO.

of disappearances.

forgot my password and the stupid password retrieval wouldn't work :/

TOOK A MILJIN YEARS.

I did. Which is why have sucked at responding to notes for a while.


The boxes are everywhaaaars.

curse you, springtime!



fistshakies!