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the new keywords feature blows ass

Just more likely to see stuff from me on my twitter. duatauru

why y'all so horny

knuckle fucked my donkey hole

It's been a little while. I'll be posting art to this account from now on!

You can find me all over the place online.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/dogmonolith
Tumblr: http://dogmonolith.tumblr.com/
Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/~dogmonolith
Telegram: https://telegram.me/dogmonolith

I'm currently taking smaller commissions: Profile shots/headshots, and eventually I'll be moving into Telegram Sticker packs! Expect a price sheet to appear shortly!

From now on I'll be posting stuff at and . This gallery will remain intact but no longer updated.

Thank you!

Where are you staying?
MAIN HOTEL I THINK

What day are you getting there?
Thursday

How are you traveling?
aeroplane

Who will you be rooming with?
DIEGE VOE PHILADEL AND SUCKMCJONES sorry i don't have time for icons anymore. sorry mom sorry dad

Are there any panels you might be attending?
butt

What do you look like?
a handsome dumb person

Will you be suiting?
YES I WILL

Do you do free art?
FUCK OFF yeah actually i do but generally just for friends

Do you do trades?
I WOULDNT TRUST ME TO FINISH IT, SADLY

Do you do badges?
no i'm dumb at art

What is your gender?
male

How tall are you?
very

Can I talk to you?
I'm open to it

Can I touch you?
If you want to get punched in the mouth, be my guest desu yo.

How can I find you?
use your eyes i guess, motherfuck why do i ha

Can I visit your room?
ABSOLUTELY NOT

Can I buy you drinks?
MY BIRTHDAY IS THE SATURDAY OF THAT CON SO GIMMIE A DRINK

Can I give you stuff?
MONEY AND GEMSTONES

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are you nice?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do you have an artist table?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Will you be going to parties?
I'll be there. Don't ask me for an invite cause i ain't hosting shit

Will you be performing?
Naw

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I DUNNO i like EDM, pc gaming, hot dog dads, etc

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
braying like a fucking jackass

What/where will you be eating?
ASS

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but if you do come anyway you better believe that tab is gettin' split

Can I look in your sketchbook?
I only have old sketchbooks, but I may bring one or two

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
If you draw in mine I'll draw in yours!

Can I take your picture?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
This is my first con of 2014, and my birthday is that saturday.

I'M. GETTING. FUCKED. UP.

*blushes and giggles shyly as he brutally dismembers all dog dicks*

*blushes and giggles shyly as he brutally dismembers all dog dicks*

In the next couple of days I'm wiping out my art gallery. If you like my art or some of the commissions, you've got maybe 72 hours to download what you can. I'm not abandoning my account because I may wind up putting new art on here, but after 5 years I feel like the gallery is too cluttered. I may reupload my favorites.

Been a while since I did one of these. Stole it from

1. Your name spelled backwards: htilonom

2. Where were your parents born? Washington DC (me too!)

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? graphics

4. What's your favorite restaurant? Any restaurant in Philadelphia, except the ones that are bad

5. Last time you swam in a pool? Not since Furfright D:

6. Have you ever been in a school play? I played Polonius in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, and Booker T Washington in Ragtime the Musical.

7. How many kids do you want? down the line one or two, maaaaybe.

8. Type of music you dislike most? pop music. I hear it EVERY NIGHT.

9. Are you registered to vote? what the fuck question is this. who wrote this meme? i hate you

10. Do you have a c-a-r? naw.

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? nope.

12. Ever prank call anybody? Nope! I don't have time to be calling you not conveying any real information

13. Ever get a parking ticket? Nope.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? god no what the shit

15. Do you have a favorite music decade? 70's. Motown and disco!

16. Do you have a garden? i got a bush HEE HAW

17. What's the size of your bed? FULL cause i'm full of it

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? gave proof through the b'niy-yaight

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? shower whenever fuck off

20. Best Movie you've seen in the Last 4 months? whatever the last marvel movie that came out was

21. What's the next movie you want to see? who is talking shit about the next xmen movie? i will fight you

22. Chips or popcorn? KETTLE chiopspsps

23. Have you ever broken any hearts? Unfortunately so.

24. Premarital sex? The only sex for me.

25. Are you a good cook? I'm okay for an amateur!

26. Orange or Apple juice? Neither.

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you go? Pho with

28. Are you competitive and goal orientated? I'm more goal oriented in life, but competitive with everything else (undeath)

29. Best thing in the world? A frigid, firm, juicy nectarine in the dead heat of summer. the destruction of all my opponents in any video game. the thrill of strategy, the rush of learning a new skill.

30. Have you ever broken a bone? I suppose a tooth technically counts, but that was from destroying it from the inside out :D

31. Have you ever won a trophy? some bullshit trophies for bullshit children's bullshit

32. What is your favorite board game? RISK. I have a RISK PLAYLIST, YOU FOOLS

33. What is your dream car? the one that doesn't cost a lot of money and lasts forever

34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? iwhy

35. Coke or Pepsi? who cares

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Yes, several jobs.

37. Last thing you bought at a c-h-e-m-i-s-t? w-h-y a-r-e y-o-u d-o-i-n-g t-h-i-s. mucinex you sick bitch

38. Who are you going to marry? Maybe someone, maybe no one. I'll be happy either way!

39. Who would you like to meet? Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Really bad.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope

41. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex? Personality, hairstyle, butt

42. Where would you go for a romantic evening? Anywhere can be romantic. All you need is the romance!

43. How many pairs of shoes do you own? five

44. Last song stuck in your head? Borgore - Sunset

45. Any pets? no but i want a pit bull so bad. or a bull terrier or whatever just give me a dog

46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? DJ Dynasty Handbag (look it up)

47. What is one thing you would like to learn to do? I have SO MANY THINGS I want to learn how to do. Paint, piano, saxophone, motion graphics, languages, dance, martial arts, singing... I want to master them all, but I know that I cannot. There isn't enough tiiiiiime.

48. What do you do when you are bored? Look at porn and play video games. Sometime together. (Its crazy how I didn't have to change a word of this anwser LOL) (I also didn't change a word in this answer)

49. What is one thing you would want someone to appreciate about you? The sense in my nonsense.

50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? Just feelin' good! :]

See you on the west coast, bitches.

i'm going see you there. please be cool uwu

I'm going to both! Hope to see you there. :] *thunderous wags*

throw your gross knots and lipsticks in the FUCKING TRAAAAAASH I'd conisder it a personal favor.

(tl;dr i hate dog dicks always)

hey guys what's up

How do you want to be addressed?
Monolith, Almadel, Kajidoh, Lord Dad High-Father Great Grand Step-Pep

Age?
26

What do you look like?
a puny mortal

Where/how can I find you?
USING ALL OF YOUR SENSES especially taste

How are you getting there?
Fink's Hellwagon

What hotel are you staying at?
Westin

Which days will you be attending?
Thursday to Monday

Do you do requests/trades?
Trades only!

Do you do commissions?
Not this con.

Who will you be with?
WONDERFUL, DELIGHTFUL MORTALS

What is your main purpose for attending?
to twerk, honey

Can I talk to you?
if you think you can

Can I take pictures with you?
Fursuit only

Can I touch/hug/cuddle you?
if you dare.

Can I hang out with you?
asdf jkl;

Do you go to parties?
mmhmm

Do you fursuit/costume?
Yes

What is the best way to reach you?
Twitter: arsalmadel

Where are you staying?
INSIDE OF A HORSE inside of the main hotel

What day are you getting there?
Wednesday? Thursday? We'll figure it out.

Who will you be rooming with?
fuckin

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
everyone

Will you be suiting?
YES...

Do you do free art?
Occasionally

What is your gender?
manne

How tall are you?
6'4

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Single, but I'm not looking for any "mates" you lint licker

Can I talk to you?
I'll allow it

Can I touch you?
you better not

How can I find you?
You'll see me. There's...no way you can miss me.

Can I visit your room?
probably not unless we're close friends

Can I buy you drinks?
I demand it

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
i really will chop you in half

Are you nice?
I'm pretty abrasive at cons tbh, but i carry no ill will toward anyone (except )

Do you have an artist table?
No

Will you be going to parties?
If I get invited ; 3;

Will you be performing?
Twerking in the hallway

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Introduce yourself

What/where will you be eating?
flesh

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
It's a free country but don't push it

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Sure why not

Can I take your picture?
No thanks, unless I'm in suit.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
execute fink with deli meats

1. I'm Almadel/Monolith

2. Don't touch me with your UNKNOWN HANDS unless I know you in which case don't stop touching me, don't you ever fucking stop touching me.

3. I sometimes draw and I might draw you something if you intoxicate me.

4. Intoxicate me.

5. I'm rooming with THESE ASSLORDS

6. TWERK

all jokes aside i can't wait to hang out with my old buds and make some new friends so let's all have fun together ok

ｉ’ｍ　ｄｒｕｎｋ

I'm no longer going to be using the character known as almadel. the last creature he was, the tibetan mastiff, is being renamed monolith. i'm keeping this FA and all my SNs everywhere (for a while but will eventually change), but almadel as we know it is dead. rip almadel summer 2008 - winter 2012.

Which hotel will you be staying at?
main

When will you be arriving/departuring?
????????????

Who are you rooming/traveling with?
maybe more i don't even know

Is this your first time there?
nup

Are you shy?
HELL NO

Will you be fursuiting?
just kiguruming u__u

Which fursuit?
stank malarkey

If I see you, how can I get your attention?
say hello ya dingus

Can I hug you?
only i can hug. do not hug me unless authorized

Can I take your picture?
probably not

Can I buy you a drink?
i beg you

Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, and/or dinner?
i will be eating a food and my happiness will increase

Do you do commissions?
yes, sketches and doodles.

Do you do trades?
sometimes!

What will you be doing at the con?
intoxication

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
i demand it

I am now resident bear in daghaus

are my roomies and they're so wonderful U u U