Seriously. Other than playing Brazil or Spain, could the US be anymore fucked in terms or opponents? I'm still gonna watch and be excited more than I should be but my hopes are not especially high.

Side note, it sucks that my fur friends aren't sports fans. I have SO MUCH sports to project from my body but you people are all "sports are icky".

You all need to accept sports into your lives. Sports loves you and never judges you. Revel with fellow followers in the warm light that is sports ;)

That's all. Go back to being massive pervs. Love you all. Except that guy.... He know why

Fellow PS4 owners, wanna get together and pwn noobs? I'm on AC4 and Battlefield4, PSN arty4014

Now on to the advice needed. I just got the PS4 but I'm still lacking in the Nintendo DS department. Really the only game I would play is Pokemon so what I want to know is: is it worth it? Maybe wait till holiday deals but I haven't played Pokemon since Pearl so I don't know how good they are now.

It's episodes like this that prove Matt and Trey still got it. At first I was bummed because they kept saying the Xbox One but as soon as the Game of Thrones stuff and console split happened I got really into the episode and let out that "awww!" When they did the cliffhanger. I can't wait till next week when the PS4 obviously wins ;)

So, I'm just curious, what in my gallery do you like to see? Also, do you guys actually read my journals or just delete them? I'm looking for total honesty and appreciate it.

Finally, what would you guys like to see pop up in the gallery? I'm always open to ideas from others because I find those commissions turn out the best. This is your chance to voice your opinion no holding back.

So, the deal is that my sister is very musically talented. She's played for forever ad she's taking APmusic theory so she knows her stuff ow. Thought it would be a awesome idea take her to the Chicago Syhony Orchestra as a graduation present. The only problem is that I'm kind of an idiot and know nothing about famous composers or what's a premier event. Any advice on the matter would be wonderful.

Tonight's review: Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs

No

Fucking no

I swear to Christ you can't make me go down there

I am perfectly happy staying right here

I don't give a shit what I paid for the game, I'm not moving from the starting point because the ambulance trip will be more expensive
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Puddles on my bedroom floor and bricks in the back of my pants aside, this game was everything I hoped it to be and not exactly what I'd thought it would be. A little history first. This is the "sequel" to the infamous Amnesia game that cause all of us to scream like twelve year old girls and stocks in Night Light companies rise dramatically. Now, this is not a true sequel, being that there is a new story, setting, and main character to drag us along kicking and screaming into Satan's Funhouse. In fact, Frictional Games (the developer of Amnesia) took the role of distributor and let The Chinese Room show us why their therapy bills cost so much. It's an interesting choice and allows new ideas to integrate into the game and keep it from being the same thing as Amnesia but nicer looking.

So, how did TCR handle the sequel to one of the heart explodingness...ing...whatever games of all time? Surprisingly well with only a couple bumps down Fear st. To start, all the atmosphere and setting have been upgraded in this rendition. By taking away the darkness mechanics from Amnesia, it allows the player to have a better appreciation for the scenery and setting around them. The gamer can get a better look at what's going to make them wish they still had diapers rather than worrying about weather or not they had enough oil or matches. That's not to say I don't like the darkness mechanic, I just like the angle of putting the focus on the world around you. This is by far the games strength. You will inevitably find yourself staring down a corridor, looking at a door, or hearing a sound in a place you have to go to and thinking "there's no fucking way I'm moving now" until you remember that the game can't hurt you. Of course you do move on and then find yourself washing your sheets in the morning but that's all part of the experience right?

Now, to be fair, it's not all roses and sunshine for this game (though would it kill TCR to have added a dream sequence of a field and bunnies? Never mind. The field would have been made of knives and the bunnies set on fire) The biggest detractor for the game is that the payoff doesn't match the buildup. It's kinda like believing the priest that waiting until you're married makes sex better but then when he introduces you to "Jesus Juice", it wasn't as much fun as you thought it would be. (Had to learn that the hard way) There is payoff but it's sometimes weak, or contrived, or even expected. That's not to say you won't be scared, it's just that some of them won't live up to the standard that the first game set.

One last thing to look out for is that this game relies HEAVILY on environment exploration. You will miss crucial story elements if you don't look around and read the tidbit given to you and the journal you keep. It can be frustrating if you miss something and have to look back in the journal but it's a minor setback and doesn't really pull you out of the experience.

And that's what it's all about right? The experience. I thought about giving this game a lower score than I did only because I was holding it up to the last game which isn't fair because it's not really made by the same people. What really saved the game is that it's still an experience. You still look to your door to make sure it's shut. You still start breathing heavy because you're afraid of what's coming. It's for that reason that I gladly give this:

7.5 American Psychos/10

Enjoy the game and remember: You're not classy until you can truly compliment someone else's fart.
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My rating system:

1- Dear God why? Only your twisted humor would allow this and to exist.
2- Warning: If viewed, this will make your brain try to kill itself by watching Rob Schneider movies
3- This is why I used to play with matches; because shit like this made me stupid enough to play with matches
4- We're getting into Adam Sandler territory: there's potential but it's pissed away through an infected urethra
5- Average. Like you, and me, and any emotion you have when your parents tell you Batman isn't real (You fucking LIARS!)
6- Pamela Anderson's boobs: not as great as some other boobs but still pretty good considering.
7- That feeling when you clean your ears with earsticks.
8- That Christmas when you get WHAT YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR!
9- The feeling you get when you wake up and remember that you're not a Playboy Bunny and sucking Hugh Hefner's penis today
10- THIS SHIT IS AWESOME! LIKE, BETTER THAN JESUS FIGHTING THE JOKER WITH FLAMING NUN-CHUCKS ON A MISSILE HEADED FOR THE WHITE HOUSE AWESOME

So now that my ref sheet is set, I have a chibi and special Concession pic coming from Immelmann and then a special summer pic with me and my friends courtesy of http://www.furaffinity.net/user/myuutsufan/

Expect this new stuff in a week or so.

If you are:

A) sawing down a tree
B) Sawing and cutting parts of the tree you cut into smaller pieces to burn
or C) clearing brush

For the love of God, make sure there are no colonies of ants or other bitey insects that may be displeased at your destroying of their home. They may address this issue and voice their displeasure thereby causing 20 minutes of hilarious agony. There will be much screaming on your part as you try to speak your side. You may show them the dance of your people in efforts to form a pact of truce. All this will be futile. The only successful course of action on your part is to throw the little fuckers into the fire where they will be sent to hell where they belong.

This has been: Things I learned this morning and hope never to learn again.

About upcoming content; thanks to my stabilized financial situation (for now), I will be receiving and posting a ref sheet, a chibi, and a Concession related pic so look for those coming soon. Also, I commissioned a story that is as extreme as I have ever gotten. It is a me and Scooby Doo story that contains Scat, Abuse, Hard Anal Vore, Farting, and more Scat. Since these are obviously pretty disgusting, I won't post it but if you still want to read it, send me a note and I'll gladly give you a Word copy.

I want to get into the Battlefield games, especially with 4 looking so kick ass. But, because I've been a Call of Duty player... I sort of crashed and burned in my first multiplayer match. I have know idea what the hell I'm doing. Is there anyone here that would be willing to show me the ropes and help teach me what to do?

I'm saying this in all seriousness... Sometimes I don't know why I bother waking up in the morning. I never get surprised in a good way like my car running with no problems, or the job I've been trying so hard to get actually looked at my résumé, or anything really. No. All I ever get are the bad surprises. The ones that can shatter your life just by knowing the information. Is my life not shit enough? What do I have to do to hit absolute bottom so that I don't cry anymore? I'm homeless, jobless, running low on funds, but fuck if there wasn't an earth shattering piece of information that would make it all even shittier.

I don't even know why I'm writing this journal. I never read it when other people bitch about their lives and I know no one online gives two shits. There's nothing wrong with that by the way. You don't know me so you shouldn't have any emotional investment. Just for once, one time, I want to wake up and know that today is going to be better than yesterday. Is that really too much? Is that being selfish?

Ah fuck it. Gotta return to cheerful Arty tomorrow. God forbid I talk about my problems to anyone in person because then I'm an asshole.... yay

THE CUP IS COMING HOME TO CHICAGO BABY!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!

Hey watchers. Every now and again I come up with original recipes or variants on existing ones. Here's an awesome summer treat that's super easy and looks fancy and impressive.

You'll need:
3-4 large oranges
Orange sherbert
Your favorite Berries (blueberry, raspberry, strawberry, blackberry, ect)
1-2 limes
1 lemon

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Electric mixer
Heavy cream
Powdered sugar
Your favorite orange flavored alcohol (I recommend Triple Sec)

Orange Bowl
1) Cut in half two of the largest oranges and gently hollow them out, being careful not to break the skin. Squeeze the innards and reserve the juice. Freeze and reserve the shells. These will serve as your bowls.
2) Zest the remaining oranges, limes, and lemon. Reserve the zest
3) Juice the zested fruit and discard the remains. Reserve the juice
4) Soften the sherbert by adding 2 tbsp of each juice and 4-6 ounces of the liquor to one serving size sherbert. Once soft, gently fold in your berries. Place the sherbert, alcohol, and berry mix into your frozen orange bowels and serve with the whipped cream martini. (Below)

Whipped Cream Martini
1) Pour approx. 6 ounces of heavy cream into an electric mixing bowl.
2) Using a wire whisk, set mixing speed to medium.
3) Gradually add 6 tbsp powdered sugar to the mixing cream. For a sweeter cream, adjust to taste.
4) Turn mixer speed to medium-high
5) Add about 4-6 ounces of orange alcohol depending on desired taste.
6) Add 3 ounces orange juice squeezed from the innards and any extra fruit. Add lemon and lime zest to taste and for visual appeal. Add lemon and lime juice
6) Whip until the cream forms soft peaks. About 3-4 min. If peaks are not forming due to high liquid concentration, add 2 ounces of cream.
7) Drop or squeeze the whipped cream into a martini glass and garnish with any remaining zest.

Enjoy!

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*Table flip* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

SO MUCH RAGE!!!!

I refuse to accept this as cannon. Some of you may like it and that's fine but I have serious problems with this. I hate the design and the fact that he can evolve just rubs me the wrong way. In the immortal words of America's favorite fat boy: "Screw you guys, imma goin home."

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/redguardian/ has recently been run over by the Life's a Bitch Train. To help his financial burden, he's doing a subscription/request thing. Go give it a peak and support this guy. He's really nice and deserves a helping hand. You'll even get something out of it!

Go on. Go. Shoo. There's nothing left worth reading except for what comes next:



Made you look :p

I got myself an F-List! If you want, go ahead and check it out here:
http://www.f-list.net/c/alex%20cap%20dillengar/

Also, I really do appreciate all the new watches, shouts, and favorites that I've been getting. You guys are the best and I hope I can give you all more fun arts (mewtwo) to enjoy (mewtwo) and fap to (It's gonna be mewtwo)