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Posted 16 years agogod is dead and no one cares.
if there is a hell, I'll see you there.
if there is a hell, I'll see you there.
twisted physics and fuzzy logic abound
Posted 16 years agoI had a series of dreams that were exceedingly odd - even for me! There was a four-legged bird that I can only describe as being like a cross between a blue jay and a squirrel. It had four bird legs and a long squirly tail of feathers and it's wings kind of tucked into it's webbed flying-squirrel-like armpits when it was walking on all fours. blue jay head and markings and call. I'd love to see it on paper, but I'm not that good an artist
Among the other inventions of my mind are a device which extrudes a round bit of glowing orange something that looks like the bolts from the Half Life 2 crossbow, but it comes out slightly pliable and sticky, but then sets to a flexible non-sticky substance that cannot be damaged ad can burn through anything - I used it to construct an invincible suit for a jailbreak. that allowed me to melt bars and burn enemies.
Among the other inventions of my mind are a device which extrudes a round bit of glowing orange something that looks like the bolts from the Half Life 2 crossbow, but it comes out slightly pliable and sticky, but then sets to a flexible non-sticky substance that cannot be damaged ad can burn through anything - I used it to construct an invincible suit for a jailbreak. that allowed me to melt bars and burn enemies.
how hard can it be to pull a tooth?
Posted 16 years agoI wish I had a friend with steady hands and a handfull of pills - my tooth is so fucked up it's making my whole head and neck ache. WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING HEALTHCARE NOW, OBAMA?! I guess I'll have to find some sucker doctor to pull it and just skip out on the bill - my credit couldn't possible get any worse.
Look Away
Posted 16 years agoI die a little inside each day;
My soul's eroded and chipping away.
I can't wait to have some fun;
Find my moment in the sun.
My heart, once broken, fell away;
I'm left... with nothing right to say.
My soul's eroded and chipping away.
I can't wait to have some fun;
Find my moment in the sun.
My heart, once broken, fell away;
I'm left... with nothing right to say.
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Posted 16 years agostill lovin' the job - got a half dozen beta's now - thought it cool and punny that the default desktop on windows7 beta is, in fact, a beta
Dragon in the pet shop
Posted 17 years agoI got a new job! <3
I'm working at a large pet store - I love it. It's the first job I've had in a loooooong time that I truely enjoy.
I'm working at a large pet store - I love it. It's the first job I've had in a loooooong time that I truely enjoy.
..............
Posted 17 years agoGAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! I MISS MY FUCKING BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all these silent screams and choked-back sobs are killing what is left of me and I don't know how long I can last
all these silent screams and choked-back sobs are killing what is left of me and I don't know how long I can last
snake Vs. mouse
Posted 17 years agomy Kenya Sand Boa Vs. an agile mouse - guess who wins ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCFdYsKvPac
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCFdYsKvPac
...
Posted 17 years agomeme thing - just B-cuz
Posted 17 years agostolen from :userkayami:
I added to it, cuz I felt like elaborating
ONLY MARK THE THINGS YOU HAVE NEVER DONE!!!
( ) I’ve Never Been Drunk
I've even been drunk in church
( ) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I wish XP
( ) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
kissing in general is gross, but ya got to sometimes
(x) I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
I've crashed with a friend in my car - doesn't count
( ) I’ve Never Gone Past “Second Base” at a movie theater
Titanic - I'm surprised we didn't get arrested
( ) I’ve Never Been In A Taxi
bleh
( ) I’ve Never Been In Love
twice and never again
( ) I’ve Never Dumped Someone
only once
( ) I’ve Never Been Dumped
nothing more horrible in life
( ) I’ve Never Shoplifted
who me? no comment.
( ) I’ve Never Been Fired
who can count
(x) I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight
can ya believe it?
( ) I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
snuck in (drunk) more than out (to smoke things)
( ) I’ve Never Been Tied Up
horse rope turns me on something fierce
( ) I've Never Had Sex
lol - that's rich!
( ) I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
no comment
( ) I’ve Never Been Arrested
...but who really keeps count?
( ) I’ve Never had a one night stand
rarely
( ) I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
once or twice
( ) I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job
where do you think I got the cash for a PS2?
(x) I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
unfortunately
( ) I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date
first date...and the last blind date evar! (great personality=fat chick)
( ) I’ve Never Lied To A Friend
yes - but only to avoid homophobic panic
( ) I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
omg, my gym teacher was so hot and went easy on me cuz he could tell I was a big ol' poof
(x) I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
don't care to
(x) I’ve Never Been To Europe
tragicly, I've not
( ) I’ve Never Skipped School
fuck high school - torture for small-town fags is all it is
( ) I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I only got hired at a 4star joint in Cinci because I was fuckin' the sous-chef
(x) I’ve Never Been Married
do gay LTR's count? 3 1/2 yrs. feels like marriage
(x) I’ve Never Been Divorced
n/a
( ) I’ve Never Posed Nude
not for a mag, but for private pics, hell yeah!
( ) I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
but I did it with style and grace
( ) I’ve Never Eaten Sushi
if I had the money to, I'd eat sushi and sashimi for every meal every day
(x) I’ve Never Been Snowboarding
I've stood up on a sled and rode it down the hill many many times, and I'm determined to snowboard one day
yay fun. now everyone else has to do it x]
I added to it, cuz I felt like elaborating
ONLY MARK THE THINGS YOU HAVE NEVER DONE!!!
( ) I’ve Never Been Drunk
I've even been drunk in church
( ) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I wish XP
( ) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
kissing in general is gross, but ya got to sometimes
(x) I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
I've crashed with a friend in my car - doesn't count
( ) I’ve Never Gone Past “Second Base” at a movie theater
Titanic - I'm surprised we didn't get arrested
( ) I’ve Never Been In A Taxi
bleh
( ) I’ve Never Been In Love
twice and never again
( ) I’ve Never Dumped Someone
only once
( ) I’ve Never Been Dumped
nothing more horrible in life
( ) I’ve Never Shoplifted
who me? no comment.
( ) I’ve Never Been Fired
who can count
(x) I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight
can ya believe it?
( ) I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
snuck in (drunk) more than out (to smoke things)
( ) I’ve Never Been Tied Up
horse rope turns me on something fierce
( ) I've Never Had Sex
lol - that's rich!
( ) I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
no comment
( ) I’ve Never Been Arrested
...but who really keeps count?
( ) I’ve Never had a one night stand
rarely
( ) I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
once or twice
( ) I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job
where do you think I got the cash for a PS2?
(x) I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
unfortunately
( ) I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date
first date...and the last blind date evar! (great personality=fat chick)
( ) I’ve Never Lied To A Friend
yes - but only to avoid homophobic panic
( ) I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
omg, my gym teacher was so hot and went easy on me cuz he could tell I was a big ol' poof
(x) I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
don't care to
(x) I’ve Never Been To Europe
tragicly, I've not
( ) I’ve Never Skipped School
fuck high school - torture for small-town fags is all it is
( ) I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I only got hired at a 4star joint in Cinci because I was fuckin' the sous-chef
(x) I’ve Never Been Married
do gay LTR's count? 3 1/2 yrs. feels like marriage
(x) I’ve Never Been Divorced
n/a
( ) I’ve Never Posed Nude
not for a mag, but for private pics, hell yeah!
( ) I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
but I did it with style and grace
( ) I’ve Never Eaten Sushi
if I had the money to, I'd eat sushi and sashimi for every meal every day
(x) I’ve Never Been Snowboarding
I've stood up on a sled and rode it down the hill many many times, and I'm determined to snowboard one day
yay fun. now everyone else has to do it x]
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Posted 18 years agothe little sidebar thingy is annoying as hell...not as bad if yo switch your rendering engine to ie...but the zoo pics offered here are awesome! ;)
http://makloox.slyp.com/
http://makloox.slyp.com/
FUCK YOUR GOD ...I WANT SOME FUCKING VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 18 years agoFirst and foremost....if you believe in god, allah, or the tooth fairy - you're just plain retarded; kill yourself with a spoon. :)
Why the fuck would any person so damaged as to believe in an invisible person who commands that we murder and oppress one another and mutilate baby's genitals... why would a person so mentally ill be allowed to hold public office? And why would these derelicts be given the power to decree that I may not, under any circumstances, purchase alcohol on one day of the week(Sunday) ...furthermore why do I have to wait 7 hours into the following day to get it???! (that's right 7am Monday in Indiana...7? - could this be a more blatantly jesus-hugging law?!)
My dad's a preacher...and has bought into many pyramid schemes and holistic "cures" - really it's all the same-a sick flim flam that preys on the wary and broken. I love him because he's my father, and because he's sick and weak-minded and damaged from the war, but honestly...at least he not a fucken muslim! (though I'm not sure that's any worse - like comparing pudding to custard)
Why the fuck would any person so damaged as to believe in an invisible person who commands that we murder and oppress one another and mutilate baby's genitals... why would a person so mentally ill be allowed to hold public office? And why would these derelicts be given the power to decree that I may not, under any circumstances, purchase alcohol on one day of the week(Sunday) ...furthermore why do I have to wait 7 hours into the following day to get it???! (that's right 7am Monday in Indiana...7? - could this be a more blatantly jesus-hugging law?!)
My dad's a preacher...and has bought into many pyramid schemes and holistic "cures" - really it's all the same-a sick flim flam that preys on the wary and broken. I love him because he's my father, and because he's sick and weak-minded and damaged from the war, but honestly...at least he not a fucken muslim! (though I'm not sure that's any worse - like comparing pudding to custard)
7-21-07 ...a month ago today
Posted 18 years agolet me preface this with this simple warning. I doubt you'll understand.
"Icon of a superhero... that's what these are (shifterknobs) these are from two of his post-legendary vehicles - two of his most beloved after his god-car (the 750HP Buick Regal created by -quite literally- an evil genius). It's been nearly a year now since he checked out and I still can't get past the first thin layer of his small wooden box of sentimentally important memorabilia.
....he kept every letter I ever sent him;_;...I kept nothing he sent me - just assumed he'd always be around.
...the pain is getting old now...soon I will be forced to let it go... ... ...or be consumed by it and lost."
...it's been a month since I wrote this, and I fear my final words here are coming to pass. Tomorrow I'll seek some professional help (again) and hope (in vain) to break this fuktup chemical cylcle of consumption and loss.
"Icon of a superhero... that's what these are (shifterknobs) these are from two of his post-legendary vehicles - two of his most beloved after his god-car (the 750HP Buick Regal created by -quite literally- an evil genius). It's been nearly a year now since he checked out and I still can't get past the first thin layer of his small wooden box of sentimentally important memorabilia.
....he kept every letter I ever sent him;_;...I kept nothing he sent me - just assumed he'd always be around.
...the pain is getting old now...soon I will be forced to let it go... ... ...or be consumed by it and lost."
...it's been a month since I wrote this, and I fear my final words here are coming to pass. Tomorrow I'll seek some professional help (again) and hope (in vain) to break this fuktup chemical cylcle of consumption and loss.
My name is Ash and I'm an addict...
Posted 18 years agoI have a severe Oblivion addiction - I fear it's to blame for my extended unemployment.
...but money still worries me to death
Posted 18 years agoI feel... good? how is this? is this "happy"?
migrane
Posted 18 years agomy head hurts so that I would remove it if possible :(!!!
Born of a broken man
Posted 18 years agoVICTORY!!! -as I was typing the subject line, I totally destroyed this goddamned gnat that's been tormenting me impetuously. I'm gonna steak his head on a toothpick for his kids to see. I'm so fuken lonely - I'm growing more and more twisted by the hour... my mate's been home every 3rd night to sleep here and then get up and go again for a week or so. I don't do well without him - he's my prozak. I can't hardly get to sleep once I'm awake, yet I can't hardly get out of bed once I do... ...and dysfunction comes in the form of food and drink. I tend to go 24 hrs or so without eating...then I over-eat...then I sit and cry...then I get way too fucked up and pass out. I wish I had insurance...or the ability to speak honestly about these things with the people who may actually be able to help me. I feel I have to keep them happy and my sadness/sickness won't do that.
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Posted 18 years agoI vomited out a poem two weeks ago and put the last stanza on it tonight - I think it probably defines me well atm ...but as with all poetry, it grows more and more unrelated to myself. ...anyway...it's there on my headr 4 awhile.
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Posted 18 years agoit's time for a picture flood XD
Mary Jane
Posted 18 years agoit's early - way too early. I don't have much time, as I need to go shower/play wif mysef and be off to work. Being a freelance painter can afford one realatively high incum levels for a degenerate like me, and can usually allow for you to make your own (odd) schedule - but today's different - I'm sub-contracting (so for today, I got to operate on some other person's schedule).
I just wanted to upload a new pic of Mary Jane and brag about how smart and sweet she is... she's only 6yrs old and understands english sooo well. She's a puppy prodigy. :)
*snugles his puppeh*
Ash out
I just wanted to upload a new pic of Mary Jane and brag about how smart and sweet she is... she's only 6yrs old and understands english sooo well. She's a puppy prodigy. :)
*snugles his puppeh*
Ash out
do what?
Posted 18 years agoI'm feeling over-worked and under-layed.
I've got too many irons in the fire and the part of my brain that organizes information and keeps one on task seems to have been overlooked in the planning phase of my construction.
I've got too many irons in the fire and the part of my brain that organizes information and keeps one on task seems to have been overlooked in the planning phase of my construction.
OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Posted 18 years agoIt snowed in Louisville yesterday, April 6th. I want to know who authorized this. Someone must be held accountable - I blame NOAA.
It didn't actually pose any threat by virtue of slickness, but there's something about Louisville drivers... I think that when a driver's education student in Louisville is driving and it starts to precipitate in any way whatever, the instructor is required to set their hair on fire then throw a rabid spider monkey in their lap.
It didn't actually pose any threat by virtue of slickness, but there's something about Louisville drivers... I think that when a driver's education student in Louisville is driving and it starts to precipitate in any way whatever, the instructor is required to set their hair on fire then throw a rabid spider monkey in their lap.
Gayest meme
Posted 18 years agoStole this from Meesh
1. When did you realize you liked boys?
My Junior year of High School - I almost made out with my best friend...but ...
2. When did you first kiss another boy?
'04? first time doin' anything with a boy
3. when was your first time?
summer '04 first bottom...then first top...then first bf
4. top/bottom/switch?
I prefer a bigger/older top and a younger/smaller bottom - so I got stuck in one role ;_; - but he's the best panda daddy a fox dragon could want ^_^a
5. is your fursona gay?
My fursona is whatever's clever - totally malleable
6
. Do you have a preferred body type?
Healthy - be it bearish or twinkish - whatever's a healthy reflection of one's inner self
7. Have you ever had a crush on a straight guy?
Yeah...my brother - I know, I know... so??!
8. Celebrity crushes?
Chris Martin - lead singer of Cold Play
9. Furry crushes?
I was most likely thinking about being topped by Rafael of TMNT the first time I played with my 9-yr.old peepee ^_^
10. Dick, butt, balls or other?
YES PLEASE! Big balls are always a plus! little dicks are cute on bottoms and huge dicks are a must for tops...and a fat or flat ass is an automatic disqualifier for bottoms and points off for tops.
11. Shaved or not?
I prefer to was - cuz stubble's a bitch, and I don't mind hurting myself from time to time
12. Any particular kinks?
yes, many...top-o-the-list would be 1.anything involving pee - mine or someone else's 2.hand-2-throat action 3.ball pain
13. Fav Porn Comics?
any of the Heat series - and that softpaw magazine looks appealing, but can't afford it atm
14. Would you consider doing it with a girl?
Yes, but only if she hated it and were bound and gagged.
15. Have you done it with a girl?
Yes - I was raised in the church...so I tried to keep jesus from hating me by fucking cunts...but it only made me hate women more.
16. Do you ever do anything stereotypically flaming?
I can't help that I walk kinda swishy, and I wear girls jeans and ...yeah ...alot of subtle things that one of my straight friends dubbed "girl-isms"
17. Do you try to act 'straight' around non-gays?
I don't act - unless I'm lying... I guess I tend to adapt to the customs and speech patterns of whomever I'm around (chameleon dragon) though not to hide who I am...just to experience who I'm with
18. Are you 'out' to your family/close friends?
yeah
19. Who was the first gay fur artist you encountered?
never met any irl :(
20. What is a 'must have' in your porn?
"My only must-have is that it's drawn well. :]" - Meesh (I can't say it better)
21. Do you ever daydream/have personal fantasies?
Huh? ...I'm sorry I was somewhere else.
22. Do you have a fur species besides your own character that really gets you hot under the collar?
OMG HORSES!!! irl and on the internets
23. Do you know any gay manga/anime you could recommend to folks?
Anything PoJu has done
24. How many gay friends do you have?
So many! Perhaps several shmillion.
25. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah - lest see... 18 I think...that reminds me...I'm 'bout to go buy a new one right now... http://www.stockroom.com/Njoy-Fun-Wand--P2287.aspx
26. Are you circumcized? Do you prefer cut or uncut cocks?
"I'm cut, although I gotta say uncuts are my favorite." - Meesh - DITTO!
27. Rough or Romantic?
I like both. My man knows when to smack me around and pull my hair and knows when to cuddle and pet his dragon. I'd not settle for one or the other.
1. When did you realize you liked boys?
My Junior year of High School - I almost made out with my best friend...but ...
2. When did you first kiss another boy?
'04? first time doin' anything with a boy
3. when was your first time?
summer '04 first bottom...then first top...then first bf
4. top/bottom/switch?
I prefer a bigger/older top and a younger/smaller bottom - so I got stuck in one role ;_; - but he's the best panda daddy a fox dragon could want ^_^a
5. is your fursona gay?
My fursona is whatever's clever - totally malleable
6
. Do you have a preferred body type?
Healthy - be it bearish or twinkish - whatever's a healthy reflection of one's inner self
7. Have you ever had a crush on a straight guy?
Yeah...my brother - I know, I know... so??!
8. Celebrity crushes?
Chris Martin - lead singer of Cold Play
9. Furry crushes?
I was most likely thinking about being topped by Rafael of TMNT the first time I played with my 9-yr.old peepee ^_^
10. Dick, butt, balls or other?
YES PLEASE! Big balls are always a plus! little dicks are cute on bottoms and huge dicks are a must for tops...and a fat or flat ass is an automatic disqualifier for bottoms and points off for tops.
11. Shaved or not?
I prefer to was - cuz stubble's a bitch, and I don't mind hurting myself from time to time
12. Any particular kinks?
yes, many...top-o-the-list would be 1.anything involving pee - mine or someone else's 2.hand-2-throat action 3.ball pain
13. Fav Porn Comics?
any of the Heat series - and that softpaw magazine looks appealing, but can't afford it atm
14. Would you consider doing it with a girl?
Yes, but only if she hated it and were bound and gagged.
15. Have you done it with a girl?
Yes - I was raised in the church...so I tried to keep jesus from hating me by fucking cunts...but it only made me hate women more.
16. Do you ever do anything stereotypically flaming?
I can't help that I walk kinda swishy, and I wear girls jeans and ...yeah ...alot of subtle things that one of my straight friends dubbed "girl-isms"
17. Do you try to act 'straight' around non-gays?
I don't act - unless I'm lying... I guess I tend to adapt to the customs and speech patterns of whomever I'm around (chameleon dragon) though not to hide who I am...just to experience who I'm with
18. Are you 'out' to your family/close friends?
yeah
19. Who was the first gay fur artist you encountered?
never met any irl :(
20. What is a 'must have' in your porn?
"My only must-have is that it's drawn well. :]" - Meesh (I can't say it better)
21. Do you ever daydream/have personal fantasies?
Huh? ...I'm sorry I was somewhere else.
22. Do you have a fur species besides your own character that really gets you hot under the collar?
OMG HORSES!!! irl and on the internets
23. Do you know any gay manga/anime you could recommend to folks?
Anything PoJu has done
24. How many gay friends do you have?
So many! Perhaps several shmillion.
25. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah - lest see... 18 I think...that reminds me...I'm 'bout to go buy a new one right now... http://www.stockroom.com/Njoy-Fun-Wand--P2287.aspx
26. Are you circumcized? Do you prefer cut or uncut cocks?
"I'm cut, although I gotta say uncuts are my favorite." - Meesh - DITTO!
27. Rough or Romantic?
I like both. My man knows when to smack me around and pull my hair and knows when to cuddle and pet his dragon. I'd not settle for one or the other.
Back To The Stomach
Posted 18 years agoMy stomach is broken - I DEMAND A REFUND!
I'm gonna trade it in for a Mr. Fusion power cell - no more pain - sunstainable energy - and when I get my flux capacitor next x-mas, i'll be able to power it.
I'm gonna trade it in for a Mr. Fusion power cell - no more pain - sunstainable energy - and when I get my flux capacitor next x-mas, i'll be able to power it.
God doesn't care
Posted 18 years ago....because he doesn't exist.... but some unseen force does.
