lets do this again

1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
no, i will still cry

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Jordan underdown

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
yush i suppose ^^ sun

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
someone from admiral finance, trying to insure car

5. What are you excited for?
UNI

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
greg

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
lols...>.>...some crackers

9. Have a best friend?
definatly

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
what is love?

baby dont hurt me....etc

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
love is different

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
guy on tannoy at work talking to customers like a cock

13. What time is it right this second?
15:39

14. What do you want right now?
TIME TO GO FASTER!

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
friends at college awards

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
enjoying life

17. When was the last time you cried?
monday

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
yush ^^ could be better but oh well

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
only if they give me reason not to

20. How fast does your mind change?
as long as it needs to

21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
i miss people m yet to meet ^^

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
yes :)

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
stagnation, curiosity

24. Tell me what's on your mind?
friends, future, uni, money

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
UNI RAWR

26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
nupe

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
this morning

28. When is your next road trip?
not sure

29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
ish.

30. How's your heart?
full ^^

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
ultimatly we're nothing ^^ so in a litteral sence, yes. but i always feel as if im doing something, i effect those around me

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
massivly

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
run, get insured

34. Next time you will kiss someone?
tomorrow

35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
yes

36. Who do you not get along with?
anyone who i dont talk to much

37. What does you 3rd recent text say?
ok, theyre back together for all its worth. can you forgive me?

38. What are you wearing right now?
Black jeans, white tshirt

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
i was the other day, was fun

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
TOASTED SANDWICH DAMMIT!

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Oscar, mesopotamia

42. How did you feel when you woke up?
'im about to spend about £1400'

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
they are

44. Do you crack your knuckles?
occationally, i got into a habbit

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
chatting to pianowoofie and other peoples, watching yoggscast

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
my what>

47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
ben lizwardman *shrug*

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
hillarious face and situation

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
yes

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
called someone master by accident

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
dark is nice ^^

52. Do you have good vision?
19.5 20.5

53. Have you ever tripped someone?
not really

54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes

55. Are you Irish?
english 0.o

56. Do you use chap stick?
nuuu, make my face feel weird

57. Do you have any scars?
my shoulder, elbow and patch on my back all on my left side from a bike accident, tiny one of eyebrow and few on the top of my head :P

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
no

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
somewhat

60. Name the last person to text you?
fraser

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
if the feeling was their

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
Yush

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
nupe

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
middle :P

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
go, oh shit i got married

66. Do you fall for people easily?
not at all

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
yush

68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
i miss them, but times change

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
miike snow sans soleil

70. Want someone back in your life?
people lost through time

71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
definatly ^^

72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
white

73. Who was the first friend that you had?
think his name was charlie? he moved away years ago, hardly remember him

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
depends

75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
one

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
mostly happy :) but il always put on a smile

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
nupe

78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Nothing/boxers :3

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
UNI

80. The first person you loved is?
I dont know

81. Something terrible happened with you?
Its just life ^^ nothing so bad it never got better

82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
sexxx

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
flight

84. Ever forced someone to do something?
apparently

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
everything and nothing

86. How was your first kiss?
nice and unexpected

87. What's your favorite music genre?
indie

88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
nupe, they can do it if they want

Stolen from somewhere :P

1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
no, i will cry

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Jordan Hunt

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
had to go to the doctors...so meh

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
To student finance. I filed out an entire application form, then realised i did it for the wrong year :/

5. What are you excited for?
Uni, getting to know peoples at my new job :3

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
A certain wuff

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
tuna sammich!

9. Have a best friend?
mhm

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
not to fall in love, what love causes

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Love is different for everyone

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
don jolly

13. What time is it right this second?
11:51

14. What do you want right now?
Change

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
family friends

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Nothing

17. When was the last time you cried?
few weeks ago

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Its close yus :3

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
no in most, yes in other ways of trust

20. How fast does your mind change?
split second to years.

21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
always

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Better than i was, not as good as i once was. Different

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
confused, foolish, a relationship turns into something it wasnt

24. Tell me what's on your mind?
work, and this weird feeling ive had of late. cant figure out what it is. feels a bit like a void, *shrug* apathy

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
finishing college

26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
nupe

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
thursday

28. When is your next road trip?
some time in the summer, hopefully ill be driving

29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
ish.

30. How's your heart?
churned

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
ultimatly we're nothing ^^ so in a litteral sence, yes. but i always feel as if im doing something, i effect those around me

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
different forms

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
not a clue, i need to row at some point

34. Next time you will kiss someone?
pffffffft

35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
no

36. Who do you not get along with?
no one i keep in contact with

37. What does you 3rd recent text say?
"Dude we filming the last scene im in today?"

38. What are you wearing right now?
Black jeans, tshirt and a red shirt

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
painful

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
TOASTED SANDWICH DAMMIT!

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Oscar, and not sure

42. How did you feel when you woke up?
tired as hell

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
it would be nice to even have a hi :P

44. Do you crack your knuckles?
occationally, i got into a habbit

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
laying in bed, trying to sleep

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
my what>

47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
brent

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
in college, someone trying to pitch their idea and i found it so funny i couldnt breathe :P

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
yes

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
lets not :P

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
dark is nice ^^

52. Do you have good vision?
Yush

53. Have you ever tripped someone?
jokingly :P

54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes

55. Are you Irish?
nope, english

56. Do you use chap stick?
nuuu, make my face feel weird

57. Do you have any scars?
my shoulder, elbow and patch on my back all on my left side from a bike accident, tiny one of eyebrow and few on the top of my head :P

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
i can forgive, harder to forget

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
nupe

60. Name the last person to text you?
o2 YOU BASTARDS

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
if the feeling was their

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
Yush

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
nupe

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
middle :P

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
squee? *shrug* i dunno

66. Do you fall for people easily?
not at all

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
*sigh* nu :P

68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Yes

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Adele -thats it, i quit, im moving on

70. Want someone back in your life?
some friends lost through time

71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
yush, making more money :3

72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
red check thingy

73. Who was the first friend that you had?
think his name was charlie? he moved away years ago, hardly remember him

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Alot

75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
pffffffft even i dont

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
mostly happy :) but il always put on a smile

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
there was

78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Nothing/boxers :3

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Caesar salad

80. The first person you loved is?
I dont know

81. Something terrible happened with you?
Its just life ^^ nothing so bad it never got better

82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
Nothing. Internal fighting?

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
that everything worked out fine :3

84. Ever forced someone to do something?
apparently

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
everything and nothing

86. How was your first kiss?
ill never forget it. ever. Even though he stopped us because it was in public and 'too loud' :P

87. What's your favorite music genre?
indie

88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
nupe, they can do it if they want

Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You're quiet.
[x] = You say random silly things.
[] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

Innocence:
[] = You're a virgin.
[x] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[] = You sleep with a stuffed animal. (i need to find one) ^^
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

Colors:
[x] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors. (trying)

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

Personality:
[] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[x] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[x] = You like "Cutesy" music.

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go squee

TOTAL: 16

Multiply how many you got by 4
"I'm 64% Cute"

^^

When the scrambled puzzle of your mind finally fits back together
and you see a mirror, you see yourself and realise all the wrong thoughts youve had
and you change them for the better, and everything will be better.

But a mirror shatters, where a puzzle breaks.

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- no
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes
Ran a red light? --- No
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- No
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- No
Pointed a gun at someone? --- yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes
Seen someone die? --- no
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- No
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- yes
Eaten a bug? --- yes
Sleepwalked? -- yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- No
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- no
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- Yes
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? ---yes
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- No
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- Yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- yes
Had surgery? ---yes
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- yea
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- no
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- ... No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T_KB0V5dzY&NR=1

It's true.

...






(its too good for words you see)

decided to change my sona to a snow leopard. always liked them and im not that keen on my draggie anymore.

shall have to think up some details and whatnot.

Rules:
Go to https://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.



1.) Your name?

jordan

Definition:

A different word for very large penis. (seriously...what the...)


2.) Your age?

17

Definition:

also known as the spread eagle position

3.) One of your friends?

chris

Definition:

is a slang for huge cock. like incredibly huge. (.... are you serious)


4.) What should you be doing?

taking a shower

Definition:

Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house (right...this is getting ridiculous)

5.) Favorite color?

bronze

Definition:

the police


6.) Birthplace?

kent

Definition:

Kent is a county in southeast England. It is known that Kent is full of pikeys and has the most number of caravans and mobile homes in England.


7.) Month of your birth?

december

Definition

The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.

8.) Last person you talked to?

dad

Definition:

the one who knocked-up your mom
horny guy + no condom = dad

9.) One of your nicknames?

draggie ^^

Definition:

A cutesy name for a Dragon,


10.) Tag Three people:
tag. you're it (ooooh i went there)

The Manly Meme, British Edition.

01) [] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [] Fart in public, on purpose.
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.

Total So Far: 4

Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym.
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football.
17) [] Rugby League.
18) [] Formuala One/Rally/Moto.
19) [ ] Boxing.
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing.

Total So Far: 7

Do you shop at:
21) [] Wickes
22) [] B&Q
23) [] Army surplus stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Car part retail or other mechanic shops (Halfords, Machine Mart)
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [] Electronic supply stores (Maplin, etc)

Total So Far: 9

Do you say:
31) [] Lad.
32) [ ] Five minutes there, Turkish.
33) [x] Fuck off!
34) [] When I were a lad/young 'un - followed by how long you had to work down the mine. (mostly as a joke)
35) [] You bloody pansy.
36) [x] Aye.
37) [ ] If anyone wants me I'll be at the pub.
38) [x] That's right, break it.
39) [] Cuntmuffins.
40) [] Bollocks to that!

Total So Far: 12

Do you read:
41) [ ] Angling Times
42) [ ] Attitude
43) [ ] FHM
44) [] Top Gear
45) [ ] Nuts
46) [ ] Zoo
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Loaded
50) [ ] Bizarre

Total: 12

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 24




yeaaah...expected that :P

right, i need to piece my brain together and i think i have.

ive been going so mental i havnt bothered to listen to my self. not thinking to listen to me own views of life.

'lifes to short to dwel on the past, live in the present, learn from the past and look to the future'

'everything that has ever happened, has happened for a reason.

i wsa getting in such a state it was ridiculous. and i think envy was getting the better of me.

ive decided to become much more social, going to go out with friends rather than keep myself to myself, going to meet some new friends and get in contact with some long lost ones.

cant wait to start fencing in october. need a new environment

looking to the future, and it looks bright.

i feel like my head is going to explode.

i cant think straight.

after all these changes i though i knew exactly who i was.

but i still dont know.

my mind is still in a mess.

I just want to crawl into a ball.

and shut the world away.

while i think.

and hope.

Off on holiday peoples! ;D

cya in 2 weeks, after 35degree heat, sea, and some extreme nommmage :P

well, the past two weeks have been different to say the least. Ive become a new person, changed completly. even some of my friends dont recognise me :S

even though tha past few days have been liberating, life chaging and in every extent of the word unforgetable (new feeling and experiences). its also been terrifying, uncertain and destructive.

I'd like to think that i have come out a better person, infact i know i have.

yet there's still more change id like to happen, i hope to happen.