I never used to like October, but now, it might as well be October all year.

So this one time, I was walking down bacon, and then I saw bacon. I went over and bacon. Then I bacon. Did I mention the part about bacon? And then we lived bacon ever after.



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Can we fucking drop smilies?

Especially the fucking :P smiley. Seriously, who sticks their fucking tongue out after saying something? Are you mentally deficient?


And another thing. You know what I imagine when you type something in a matter of factly way, and then end it with :)?

I imagine you being a snooty bitch, and all I want to do at that point is see you become rape and abuse victim. You're not better than any other human being, and the way you presume to be makes me wish death upon you.

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It's stupid. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOUTUBE 3 OR 4 YEARS AGO? NOTHING.

waaaaaaaahmbulance alert.

somebody left.

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They left, and they took all the fucking donuts.

And the child-sacrificing knives. God damn it, those are expensive.

There's a diet commercial that opens with this, and I quote:

"Everything you've ever learned about dieting is WRONG. The truth is, you don't need to diet to lose weight. There's a better way, but don't blink or you'll miss it." Then she pours some salt or some shit on some cake. "That's it."

What? Are you fucking retarded? Wait, don't answer that. I know the answer.

It's yes.

Yes you are.

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"Conspiracy Theory" does not equal "rambling bullshit." (Usually) In fact, it says it all right there in the title. "Theory." The word "Conspiracy" is tacked on because typical theories claim there's proof of conspiring in the theory. Not because everything is a "government scheme" or masterminded by snake-headed aliens.

That public image of the rambling retard who hasn't bathed since the Cretaceous period? There's a good chance you've never met anybody like that. Ever. Whoever you met like that, was probably like that in the 60s when that shit was all the rage. (Not to mention, that was an exaggeration by the government anyway. Think "stereotype".)

A conspiracy theory is nothing more than just another view on something that has happened. A view, that has some controversy around it. That's pretty much it. It's not a story made by a basement full of nut-jobs whose schedules consist of doing acid, and destroying bathtubs.

And to be quite honest, simply shunning somebody who believes a conspiracy theory, or who credits it, is very close-minded. I mean think about it, they're just saying what they believed happened, how is that so wrong? Sure you'll get SOME people who belong on a funny farm, who believe that aliens are hiding at Area 51, yes. Then again, parents tell their children that a fat man in a red suit breaks into their home to leave toys, all in one night, on a sled with flying deer (who cannot fly, as research has shown), so who are we to judge anyway?

The thing is, conspiracy theories aren't believed only by cultists who sacrifice a virgin to please the Blood God. They're typically believed by people who lead relatively normal lives, and in some cases, very successful lives. And some of the evidence presented in a conspiracy theory just makes sense to them. That's how this thing called 'thinking' works. You're not going to have everybody just believe the same thing.

Maybe it comes down to how you approach the details of a situation. Maybe the theory actually is very flawed, but that doesn't make someone believing it any less of a decent person otherwise. (If you'd like, think about it in a religious sense. There's not a damn bit of proof either which way, but tons of theories.)

If there's one thing I'm sick of seeing, it's people who bash people that believe a conspiracy theory. It's not a blanket of crazy. Like practically EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE EVERYWHERE you really have to go on a case-by-case basis. The moon landing conspiracy? Yeah that one is six different kinds of retarded. (Can somebody say... MythBusters?)

Things like Area 51, the JFK assassination, and 9/11 (to name a few) are a tad different, because they are based on the whole fact of, you know, people see something that's questionable and question it (also, they don't involve fancy things like, the moon and outer space). So, go figure, some people have a hard time believing what they're told without a second thought. That's just critical thinking, it's not always a loony who eats all his food out of cans and drinks bottled water.

Are they right? It's certainly possible. Anything is possible. You can't be 100% sure. You're not them, why should you care what they think anyway? Isn't that what that whole "freedom of speech" thing is about?

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I'm watching Forensic Files, and they find this guy who killed some lady and the ladies daughter goes on about "I thank God for all he's done." Bitch, what about the fucking detectives that spent a decade trying to find your mother's killer? That wasn't fucking God, that was the hard-working police force of whatever state you were in.


Okay I'm done.

If you're going to draw your character with muscles, learn how to draw muscles. Drawing circles or giving them something ridiculous like a 40-pack does not muscles make.

A fucking scary vibe is not a fucking sudden shot of adrenaline that you get from Fight or Flight, caused by shitty pop-up/screamers. To give something a scary vibe, you have to make it FEEL LIKE IT'S GOD DAMNED SCARY, FOR ONE.

You know what's scary in a game?
Not having weapons. And actually creepy looking enemies that you actually need to avoid.

Not setting up a legitimately creepy atmosphere, just to have some stupid bullshit fly by screaming really loud in your ear that doesn't even look scary when you look at it.

I never see any cases of eyes that don't go there anymore.

I just realized that my YouTube account is set so that my location is Afghanistan. It's been like that for 2 years. Just wow.

Suddenly all of these videos that are "blocked in my country" make sense.

A.) There's too many dicks on the dance floor.

B.) Putting "lol" at the end of your sentence does not excuse whatever horrible shit you just said.

If it's something like "Well yeah, but it's because you're a dork, lol" is anywhere from acceptable to unacceptable depending on your friend.

However, something like "You fucking suck and I wish you'd stop being such a cockweasel lol" doesn't fucking work you idiot.

The definition of insanity is repeating the same action, expecting a different outcome.

But all my life, I've heard people say "If at first you don't succeed, try try again."


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If I god-damn ask you for something, I don't give a fuck "how much better" this other shit is. I'm not asking for that shit, am I? If I wanted that shit, I'd say hey "I want that shit" you fucktard. I didn't though, so show me what I'm goddamn looking for and stop trying to distract me. Get it through your head that maybe, just maybe, I'm not buying this for any (reasonably) good reasons. Maybe I've just got money to blow and I want that specific thing, and you're hindering my getting that thing.

Oh, that other thing you're talking about is way better and more reliable?

Look at all the fucks I give.

It went waaaaaaay too far.

Around 90 people died in a bombing/shooting in Norway a few days back. It's getting a lot of pr--OH MY GOD AMY WINEHOUSE DIED.

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I'd ask, if it isn't too much trouble, to give a moment of silence for those killed in--OH MY FUCKING GOD, AMY FUCKING WINEHOUSE FUCKING DIED


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I'm buying Windows XP and replacing my current OS with it.

Three names you go by, other than your given name:
1. Grits
2. Assman
3. Bob

Three screen names you've had:
1. ThatAsshole
2. DongFart
3. UnscriptedLies

Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. My farts
2. lol
3. poop

Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. I can't stop getting fucking zits
2. My gut
3. My eyesight (That's a physical thing right?)

Three parts of your heritage:
1. French
2. that's all
3. I know (for sure)

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Shirt
2. Pants
3. Skin?

Three favorite bands/musical artists:
1. Deftones
2. Cazwell
3. Aphex Twin

Three favorite songs:
1. Yonkers - Tyler, The Creator
2. Get My Money Back - Cazwell
3. Xerces - Deftones

Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Ha
2. Haha
3. Hahaha

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
1. Physique
2. Face
3. BOOTY

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Rock'n'Roll

Three things that scare you:
1. Spiders
2. Spiders
3. DID I FUCKING MENTION SPIDERS?

Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Music
2. Food
3. Computer

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Montana
2. Ohio
3. New York (All I'd be doing is chilling with friends in any of them anyway)

Three nicknames you dislike:
1. Boomy (People have an inability to read my GamerTag)
2. MyGirls (Example #2)
3. OneBoomyGirls (If they say this, they aren't trying)

Three careers you have considered/are considering:
1. Basketball Jones
2. Prostitute
3. Pizza Maker

Three ways you are stereotypically a man:
1. I was born a man
2. I fart
3. I sniff myself, and enjoy my own smell

Three ways you are stereotypically a woman:
1. I dance like a female
2. I throw machismo out the window
3. that's it

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Rent out a hotel room in Montana with
2. Conquer my fear of Spiders
3. Go to Mars

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. Play Starcraft
2. Talk to one of my bros
3. Order 200 Pizzas

Three Pets you own:
1. A sickly Chihuahua named Cuervo
2. A bombay cat named Shadow
3. A tiny puppy named Tyke (unknown breed)

Three favorite drinks:
1. BARQ'S Root Beer
2. DR. PEPPER
3. Nestea Cool.

Three favorite mixed shots:
1. dur
2. hur
3. hurdur

Three favorite hard alcohols:
1. Crown Royal
2. Grey Goose
3. none

MagicMesh curtains.

These are basically screen doors, that snap together when you leave through them. I do have a couple problems with the commercial though.

It portrays the people in it as if they've decided to up and get rid of their doors. Not to mention the "Slamming Doors" part. Really? Do teenage kids actually slam the door nonchalant all the time?

Holy shit though, this is an amazing...ly lazy idea. I understand it's for convenience, like eating outside and you're bringing a big pan of food, but some of these scenarios are ridiculous. They start by saying it's to keep bugs out as you leave the main door open to come and go. And they use magnets.

My rating?
★★★★☆

It's a good product, but damn it's really made for a lazy generation.

Don't you love when you google gibberish words, and they have some kind of meaning, in some form? (Slang/Other person that had the same gibberish thought/etc)

_{go google snagglefuck, I swear to god it's really used places.}