... I wish.;D

I made an alternate account just now. You guys should totally watch it! I'll still be on this one, but I'm mainly be watching artists. My other one will be for socializing and uploading sketches.

WATCH ME HERE!  RedWhiskey

I was sitting in bed around one in the morning last night and I heard something really, really weird. It sounded almost like dull wind chimes. At first I thought that my sister was blasting music from her laptop, but then I realized that my sister wasn't home and that there are no wind chimes in the general vicinity of my house. It almost seemed as if it was coming from all directions (like someone installed surround sound in my room). I tried to debunk it as one of my dick neighbors, but then the sound would have just come from the exterior walls.

Creepy stuff, man. Creepy stuff. Does anyone here believe in ghosts/ the supernatural?

 IsaiahHalfBreed is holding a FREE art raffle. That's right, free art.

I've had the privilege to watch this guy grow as an artist, and he's gotten really, really good. Check him out and enter his raffle. Then you've got to commission him, or I'll do terrible things to orphans in a third world country. :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3157264/

I love you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjanqQ0ANxY

Wow, it feels like forever since I was last on here. Anyone remember me? XD

Yo, just wanted to let you guys know I'm not dead yet. I still haven't been feeling much of a desire to be as active here as I used to be, things are still a bit hectic in my life with college apps, relationships, and whatnot. I'm still eating healthy and I've completely switched over to an all organic, mostly vegan diet. Eating like this has really changed my attitude and I've just been a more relaxed, happier person. I also hopped onto the iPhone train with all those Apple fanboys we all love. (I've already used 65% of my data
plan LOL) I also ended up deleting my Facebook account, and that got rid of a huge time suck. Lawl

In a nutshell, I've been doing swell. The only thing I'm not so sure of is that my dad, who works for the state, was offered a higher paying job. In about a month I'm packing up my bags and moving down to Los Angeles. Saying goodbye to all of my friends here is gonna be pretty tough, but with all of the sun, sand, and beautiful women down in LA, I think I'll survive. :3


Just checking in and letting you guys know I'm still alive.
~Asterix

WARNING: tl;dr shit right here.


Hello, all. I'm sure that a few of you have noticed that I haven't been active at all for the past month or so. It's clear by now that I'm not dead. I've just taken a little break from the fandom to see if any benefits arose from doing so. Not taking time out of my day to hop on my computer or draw has really let me concentrate on the more important things in my life. I've started to concentrate on eating healthier and living a more active lifestyle. I'm also attempting to kick some old habits of mine, but I'm still addicted to Xbox and calling my best friend "my nig". I've also taken to using the word "faggot" a lot, which I used to be extremely opposed to. It's funny how a word that you swore you'd never utter begins to dance across your lips with ease.
So, yeah. This past month has been pretty crazy for me. For the longest time I was convinced that i was bisexual, but lately my preference has been shifted more towards girls. If I even think of being in a relationship with another guy, I feel really uncomfortable and can't help but say "ew". For the first time in about two years I'm feeling totally straight. Being a teenager who is constantly growing, I'm going to blame my past attraction to guys on hormone imbalances. Around two months ago, after I was beginning to realize that I wasn't totally bisexual anymore, so I think I'm going to stay straight 'cause I'm not growing that much anymore and my hormones seem to be at a normal level. Another thing that has come with this surprise "straightness" is that I'm starting to act like a tool/ douche/ asshole.
Another reason I've been taking a break from the fandom is that I don't feel that it's really "me", you know? I've been here for awhile, and I haven't noticed many people like me. I consider myself a jock cause I hang out with jocks and I'm a sports affectionado. I also lettered in swimming the past two years and I have a letterman's jacket. (I rarely use it, though). Another reason I've been feeling detached from other furries is that I'm feeling too old to be pretending to be an animal. Sure, I like anthropomorphic cartoon animals, but I don't feel any special connection to animals. I'm really starting to feel uncomfortable with the fandom and all of its "shadier" aspects.
Most of the people I've encountered here have been extremely friendly and supportive, and I thank all of you for your kindness. I love you guys, but ever since I take a break, things have gotten a lot better for me! I'm feeling healthier, I'm going to the local under eighteen club to socialize with friends and meet new ones, and I have more time to spend with my mother who has recently become infirmed. It feels iike the time I spend with her is speeding up her recovery. (she's gonna make a full recovery btw)

There's so much more that's been going down but it's late and I'm very tired. I might hop on here from time to time, so if I disappear for a while I'm NOT dead.

Givin' you all a hella big G-Shep hug *hugs*
~Asterix

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Periwinkle ,

Will you let me masticate your puma? Ever since I have laid corpus callosum on Meredith, I have jogged madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the stapler of my tires and that someday we will emulsify happily ever after. I have a shenanigan as a professional moron that pays $13 each month. I promise to dive Meredith with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Poop Nuggets Chives

lol wtf
http://www.madglibs.com/index.php

Add me! ^^

http://myfur.net/profile/Asterix

(WARNING: EXTREME USAGE OF THE F-BOMB)

I don't usually rant, as a matter of fact, I've never ranted on here before...

So I'm at home, chillin' and looking over some notes for my AP exam on monday. My dad calls me over. I go over to speak with him. He informs me that he blocked Facebook for God knows how long because of the "indecency of my profile picture". It was a picture of me with a cap on and my Dr. Dres around my neck. He didn't want people (his relatives) to think that ill of our family. I told him that Facebook was a website that shouldn't be treated seriously at all, but he dismissed my arguments. I go over to try to reason with my mother about it, and things got even more fucked up.She told me that I should be conscious about what I post and that it was MY fault that it was blocked. I tried to argue, but she just called me a spoiled brat who thought that I knew more than she did. She also mentioned that she thought she raised me better than this.

What the fuck?! Why must people take the internet so fucking seriously? I only add people I know and remotely like on Facebook. All of the people on my friends list are either my friends or acquaintances in real life. If I look like a tool in my profile picture, my friends obviously know that I'm not a tool and they get a laugh out of the joke. My parents/relatives on the other hand take it FUCKING LITERALLY! Once they thought I was having an identity crises when my picture included me hugging one of my closest guy friends.

As for what my mother said about "not raising me right", I call bullshit. I follow a set of commandments. Not the Ten Commandments, MY Commandments. I treat everyone with respect, I am understanding, I never physically harm people, etc. A few minutes before this incident occurred, I was arguing with my mother. She was generalizing the homosexual community by saying that if a gay couple wanted to go to a dance, one of them would want to wear a dress. When I told her that she was way off, she started demanding that I prove my sources. I have two gay friends and they are not feminine at all. Hell, one of them plays Rugby with me!

I know why my parents are doing this, they want me to look good for the family back east and in the old country. Why should my extended family care about who I am? They've never hugged me when I've cried, they've never helped me up when I've fallen, and they've NEVER shown me any attention unless it's to drunkenly mumble "Happy Birthday" when my parents used to invite them over for my "birthday party. (It was hardly a party at all, more like an ignore the kid party)
My parents say my extended relatives are just like this because they love me. They don't love me genuinely. If they did, maybe they would FUCKING TALK TO ME!!!

You know what, fuck nosy relatives, fuck conservative bigotry, and FUCK people who take Facebook TOO FUCKING SERIOUSLY! The moral of story is don't add relatives on Facebook unless they know who you are and genuinely accept you.

Sorry for the whininess, ladies and gentlemen. Happy sheppy will be back tomorrow.

~Asterix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOX43-4PvE&feature=channel_video_title

Apoptosis = Cell suicide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ&feature=channel_video_title

... of laughter.

I'm pretty sure you guys have already seen this, but I'm gonna share it with y'all anyway...

Best two minutes of my day right here. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFIa9lTrJng&feature=channel_video_title

Bored... bored bored.

Anyone wanna hit me up on Black Ops? XD