Call me a troll if you want, but I'm going to piss and whine and bitch because this is pissing me off something chronic and I need to vent. WOLVES ARE NOT NEUTRAL. I play Minecraft, ok, and I like it. It eats all my time and I get to build shit. Virtual Lego with survivalist flare. Yay.

SO WHY THE BABY-FUCKING JESUS ARE THEY NEUTRAL UNTIL PROVOKED?!

They're supposed to be wolves right? Dogs attack when provoked. Wolves are killers. Not cuddly fucking toy poodles you carry around in handbag to wipe your arse with! Tamable? I can handle that, just not the method. giving them Fleshless dry bones? Tell me another because that's a fucking joke! wolves are meant to be outright hostile to all but their own, either fleeing or fighting as the situation dictates. Instead, they stand there while a very edible block person jumps all over them! They don't even howl at night!

Ok, I'm going back to Minecraft. I just noticed two wolves over the hill, and I'm going to go set them on fire.

Your brain is for thinking.
Use it.
Your legs are for moving.
Use them.
Your Internet life isn't everything.
If it is,
you lose the game.

The Internet is not real, repeat THE INTERNET IS NOT FUCKING REAL. I'm probably going to be arguing the point with someone over this but thats fine.
THE INTERNET IS NOT SRS BUSINESS.
THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL.
THE INTERNET IS NOT FREE.
THE INTERNET IS NOT LIFE
No matter how much you'd want it to be.

You don't want to be a social reject? that's fine, welcome to the Internet rehab center for the e-institutionalized.

Step 1) Angst is not NOT COOL.
Step 2) You do not have to be part of one world or the other. HAVE A LIFE AND PLAY STEAM TOO.
Step 3) go out and do something that's not just a paycheck for the next broadband bill.
Step 4) STOP GIVING A SHIT. If every single thing someone says makes you feel bad, STOP LISTENING.
Step 5) ??????
Step 6) PROFIT! If you can successfully keep both worlds in check (VR and RL) and enjoy them both, YOU WIN AT LIFE!

And if you keep both worlds in check by default, then you are the right kind of person and had no need to read this.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have successfully completed the "stop whining about Internet drama" Rehab course!

By this point you'll all know I'm just shit stirring and taking the piss. If you got some life lessons out of what just spilled from my brain, then good for you.

I sincerely hope that this journal simply makes you go; "well, shit, this makes some sense. I'm going to look at things a little differently from now on."

Good and evil are creation of opposing views. one will label the other as evil and itself as good. and the opponent will do vice versa.

Given that, are you all sure you're worshipping the right entities?

For my own interests, I sure am.

I'm a traceur, and have been for about 3 years. The art is free, open and powerful, and I'd love to see more furs do it. A great source of info on techniques, training and philosophy is the Parkourpedia - http://parkourpedia.com/
The best intro video I've run into - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mX6.....eature=related

I hope that we Traceurfurs find more numbers among your ranks.
Parkour - Etre et durer.

I want it.

Well, I have one thing to say: Why are there so many drama whores on television these days! I actually saw a series dedicated to these 20-somthing sluts who do nothing but bitch about each other! Heres a fucking idea; GO AND JUMP OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE! maybe breaking every single bone in your lipo-suctioned bodies will give you a reason to whine! Hell, At least it'd make better tv! "Tonight on falling bitches, we see bitchtits number 1 from ohio. A beautiful swan dive followed by a BROKEN FACE!" For the love of all thing hedonistic and unholy, SOMEONE KILL THESE BITCHES! They obviously have no use on this planet other than target practice.

BUT RAGEBAN?! fucking hell... I was playing a HUGE vs game, I spawned right near the end of my team's turn as the infected, got a boomer. I puke on the last dude standing, he goes down in short order. then we restart, I'm a survivor now(in a team of like 15). I leave the safe-room, kill a spitter-player, then a (useless) hunter-player starts lunging at me like a jockey(in two-foot bursts) I avoid these noobish antics, and kill the sod. One minute later, I get chucked out with a one-hour ban, with the reason given as PING?! First off, yes, my ping was high. but another survivor's ping was almost DOUBLE mine! As if banning me from the server for one hour is going to lower my fucking ping. WHAT WERE THESE MORONS THINKING? my theory is; I kicked the shit out of a player, who waaahed about it, alt-tabbed to their dedicated server, and booted me! fucking hell, what on earth does it take to find a server NOT full of whinging little girls? It only seems to be versus, too. no one minds me in a coop server with high ping. Yes, I'm bitching about it. I know. but lets leave it at this: Dont be a whiny little spitfuck just because you're LOSING!

I've come to the conslusion: Christmas is a great big hunk of crap. Screw the day, just live it. The day is just another day to me, but it's a day that people seem to see as worth the day off. So I treat it as another day. With parties. no point getting all sentimental about the jolly red fat bastard.

So I get back from the cow shed, ditch the overalls, and sit down to watch the daily news, because, in New Zealand, the news is still somewhat free. So I'm watching, and thinking: "wow, a rugby player's son died, and he gets his own segment of boo-friggity-hoo." Four people died on the roads today, and they get a 3.5 minute segment of 'holiday tragedy' crap. STOP THE FUCKING WORLD! A RUGBY PLAYER'S SON DIED IN SOUTH AFRICA! and in later news, less important people were crushed by a sixteen wheeler truck. Fair enough, I'm a little pissed off by this. Then! right after that, I see a New Zealand Blogger being charged for revealing the idenity of a couple of people who so happen to be pedophiles in this country. THESE PEOPLE ARE TOUCHING CHILDREN! They dont deserve fucking name suppression, they deserve a goddamn bullet! I'm also pretty sure these two arseholse are still on the streets!
This guy didn't even name names, he put some images on his blog, and left it up to us, the free-thinking public, to decipher. CALL THE GESTAPO THIS MAN IS EXPRESSING AN OPINION! Now we know this guy's right, because they wouldn't have given a flying shit if he was wrong! This is 'our news' the news we apparently watch to see the facts, HA! So now I'm getting my news in any other way possible.
If you want to see his blog, go to [http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/]. Dont worry, he removed the blog in question.
(also, I take no responibility for what this dude's done, But I respect him.)