Pet Peeves (NFSW, WIP)
General | Posted 3 years agoHaving spent a few years lurking, one thing I've noticed about art of big dicks & balls is just how little of it is even remotely convincing. As someone who owns a penis and has seen many more, most depictions are just silly. Simply complaining is unhelpful however, so I've created this journal to provide specific examples of common issues and offer suggestions for improvement! While I'll do my best to be objective, I understand that not everyone needs big pp drawings to be realistic in order to find them gratifying. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if I am in the minority there. I also understand that the whole premise of a knee-length dick is already pretty unrealistic. Naturally, some suspension of disbelief is required to engage with the concept at all; these are just where my personal limit is. Also keep in mind that these are for humanoid genitalia. With all that out of the way, here are some of my pet peeves! (WIP)
#1: Blimp dicks
This is probably the most common issue I see. It is very rare for the girth of a real penis to vary significantly along its length. Natural penis growth is caused by the extra blood pressure during erection, meaning that the whole penis grows at virtually the same rate. In other words, the ratio between girth at the base, girth at the widest point, and girth at the head should be near 1. Anything over 2 is basically a deformity.
Here are a couple of examples of this issue: A B. In both examples, the widest point of the shaft is 2-3 times wider than the narrowest point. Here is an excellent example of (imo) the right way to do it.
#2: Silly veins
Less is more!
#3 Sharp veins
Fluid dynamics 101
#4 Static foreskin
This sounds super obvious, but it's still a common faux pas so here goes. The foreskin is part of the skin of the penis shaft. While attached just behind the head, it can (and usually does) cover the head to some extent due to it to being longer than the shaft. Essentially, foreskin is just shaft skin doubled over on itself. Shaft skin is stretchy, but stretching requires force. Therefore, as the shaft expands with blood, the skin around it will shift before it stretches. Depending on how much foreskin there is to take up the slack, there may be no stretch at all even once the shaft reaches its full size (in which case the head remains partially covered), or the head may be fully exposed before the shaft reaches its full size. Both are fully realistic along with everything in between. What isn't realistic (or really physically possible) is for the foreskin to not move at all between flaccid and hard.
#5 Hard softies
#6 soft hardies
#7 Helium dicks
#8 Cylinder dicks
#1: Blimp dicks
This is probably the most common issue I see. It is very rare for the girth of a real penis to vary significantly along its length. Natural penis growth is caused by the extra blood pressure during erection, meaning that the whole penis grows at virtually the same rate. In other words, the ratio between girth at the base, girth at the widest point, and girth at the head should be near 1. Anything over 2 is basically a deformity.
Here are a couple of examples of this issue: A B. In both examples, the widest point of the shaft is 2-3 times wider than the narrowest point. Here is an excellent example of (imo) the right way to do it.
#2: Silly veins
Less is more!
#3 Sharp veins
Fluid dynamics 101
#4 Static foreskin
This sounds super obvious, but it's still a common faux pas so here goes. The foreskin is part of the skin of the penis shaft. While attached just behind the head, it can (and usually does) cover the head to some extent due to it to being longer than the shaft. Essentially, foreskin is just shaft skin doubled over on itself. Shaft skin is stretchy, but stretching requires force. Therefore, as the shaft expands with blood, the skin around it will shift before it stretches. Depending on how much foreskin there is to take up the slack, there may be no stretch at all even once the shaft reaches its full size (in which case the head remains partially covered), or the head may be fully exposed before the shaft reaches its full size. Both are fully realistic along with everything in between. What isn't realistic (or really physically possible) is for the foreskin to not move at all between flaccid and hard.
#5 Hard softies
#6 soft hardies
#7 Helium dicks
#8 Cylinder dicks
Carric Art Ideas (WIP)
General | Posted 3 years agoI record my art ideas for Carric here so I don't forget them.
SFW:
- Riding an old-fashioned scooter in the fall, scarf trailing in the wind
- Standing in front of an old plane in full vintage aviator gear
- Working on a car, antlers caught in the engine bay.
- Working under a plane, oil drips on his face.
- Cyberpunk alt: green & gold, PCB motif
- Corrupt Cyberpunk alt: black & red (XANA), rear-pointing Antler tips
- Mad scientist: lab coat, welding goggles, maniacally laughing, and lightning coming off the tips of his antlers (Halloween)
- Riding a cable car in the snow, tinsel in his antlers (Christmas)
- Riding roller coaster
- Working under a car, clothed bulge sticking out
-Alt: stranger's paw on bulge, surprised look on Carric's face
- Alt alt: ripped pants & flustered irritation
- Wearing this shirt with an obscene bulge underneath
NSFW:
- Leaping off a toilet in startled surprise, wet dong flailing wildly (lore opportunity)
- Showering w/inadvertent voyeur (Claire intro)
- Curled up sleeping, erection over his shoulder
- Being "milked"
- Filling condoms
- Failing to fit into a speedo (ofc)
- Autofellatio (obv)
- "Swordfighting" (collab)
- Huge penis Humiliation
- getting smacked in face by own boner (see Zander)
- bed mate getting smacked by his pp (oof)
- Petting party
SFW:
- Riding an old-fashioned scooter in the fall, scarf trailing in the wind
- Standing in front of an old plane in full vintage aviator gear
- Working on a car, antlers caught in the engine bay.
- Working under a plane, oil drips on his face.
- Cyberpunk alt: green & gold, PCB motif
- Corrupt Cyberpunk alt: black & red (XANA), rear-pointing Antler tips
- Mad scientist: lab coat, welding goggles, maniacally laughing, and lightning coming off the tips of his antlers (Halloween)
- Riding a cable car in the snow, tinsel in his antlers (Christmas)
- Riding roller coaster
- Working under a car, clothed bulge sticking out
-Alt: stranger's paw on bulge, surprised look on Carric's face
- Alt alt: ripped pants & flustered irritation
- Wearing this shirt with an obscene bulge underneath
NSFW:
- Leaping off a toilet in startled surprise, wet dong flailing wildly (lore opportunity)
- Showering w/inadvertent voyeur (Claire intro)
- Curled up sleeping, erection over his shoulder
- Being "milked"
- Filling condoms
- Failing to fit into a speedo (ofc)
- Autofellatio (obv)
- "Swordfighting" (collab)
- Huge penis Humiliation
- getting smacked in face by own boner (see Zander)
- bed mate getting smacked by his pp (oof)
- Petting party
Fursona Description
General | Posted 3 years agoHi All,
To ensure the description of my fursona stays consistent as I commission some concepts for him, I've compiled all the details I can think of here. Please note that I have precisely zero character design experience and am not an artist. As such, I am very much open to suggestions and would greatly appreciate any feedback. What's most important to me is that his design reflect his personality. :)
General
Name: Carric Littleroot
Gender: Male
Species: White-Tailed Deer (mostly)
Age: 23
Job: Engineer
Hobbies: fixing things, Inventing
Interests: Electronics, Aviation (pilot), Metalworking
Aesthetic: 80% Cassette Futurism (sharp cars, VU meters, CRTs, synth music), 20% Dieselpunk (nixie tubes, streamliners, precisionism)
Favorite places: Mountains & Forest
Personality
Kind, Quiet, Loyal, highly observant, Determined, Intelligent (if somewhat Scatterbrained), good under pressure (mostly¹) but doesn't seek it out, Analytical to a fault (think Tails from SA1).
-Not good with feelings; takes refuge in objective truths to avoid having to examine his own.
Philosophy: Idealist.
-Constantly tormented by the general state of things, but still desperately trying to stay positive.
Pet peeves: Inefficiency, inconsiderate people
Sexuality
Orientation: Ambivalently heterosexual (probably Asexual).
-Not enthused about sex with any gender. Would choose female if he had to, but the preference is purely mechanical (with some reflected self-disgust on the side)
-Hardcore sub
Experience: Naïve¹
Assertiveness: Timid
Kinks: Femdom, cumflation, pregnancy
Libido: Excessive
Deepest Desire: Someone to lay on top of him and crush his soul back into his body (touch starved)
-Desperately lonely but in denial about it.
Note to artists: Beyond the generalities, the details below are just guidelines. Linked images in particular are only intended to serve as examples of features, not art style. However, I understand that the line between the two can be a blurry one. So please feel free to change anything here doesn't work for you; I want to see your style!
Physical Description
Species: 95% Deer, 8% Red Panda², 2% Tanuki³
Height: tall (~2m without antlers)
Eye Color: #BEF733
Primary Colors: #E77247, #F29961, #F3DFC7
Accent Colors: #95D8B9, #572822
Antler, Hoof, & Finger Color: Gradient from #051F20 to #95D8B9
Face
Androgynous but distinctly male. Innocent & cute, but not so much so that he would look completely out of place in a sexual situation (Somewhere between Inspiration #4 (too innocent) and Inspiration #3 (too cool))
-Ears: Normal deer ears but slightly bigger (Guide)
-Hairstyle: Long & messy. Like Inspiration 4 but maybe a little less girly (that impression might actually be coming from the eyes though)
-Hair Color: #AB3126
-Antlers: Three or four point, swept back, angular (think airplane wings)
-Markings: Something like Inspiration #4 (²Red panda I think?) (crying motif)
Body
-Build: Slender (narrow hips). Examples: 1, 2, 3, 4
-Markings: Unique but not loud (to match personality). Should have some NACA scoop shape(s) somewhere (Examples: 1, 2)
-Feet: unguligrade (Excellent refs: 1, 2)
-Tail: Fluffy deer tail shape, slightly bigger than normal.
-Nipples: none
NSFW stuff:
Genitals
Penis: humanoid, circumcised (no sheath, no medial ring)
-Erect:
--Size: l o r g e³ (Reaches pecs when pulled close or the boy is lying down)
--Shape: straight as an arrow, no taper
--Angle: Normally just below horizontal when standing. Just above horizontal when exceptionally aroused. (too heavy to stand up further).
--Veins: Yes, normally 1 per side with 2-3 branches each, starting at the base. More if exceptionally aroused. (Examples: 1, 2, 3)
-Flaccid:
--Size: Reaches knees when standing (exact measurement TBD)
--Shape: None (floppy)
--Angle: Straight down when standing (Literally wet noodle physics, Like this or this)
--Veins: None
Testicles:
-Size: Similar relative to penis as this character³
-Shape: Saggy, but not too low (Like This)
-Precum: Copious
-Cum: Excessive
Revisions
10/16/22: Began revision history, added feet deets
10/17/22: Removed snout length preference (too stylistically limiting), re-worded note to artists
10/18/22: Added annotations to link related details
10/20/22: Clarified ref to Inspiration #1's colors (was: "mixed in", now: "accents from")
10/27/22: Changed sexuality from "borderline asexual" to "probably asexual" (yay self-discovery)
10/29/22: Added nipple deets (no nipples pls), added a 5th body type example, replaced penis size example with verbal description, removed antler style example, replaced "straight-ish" with "angular" (antlers)
10/31/22: Added "as an arrow" to penis shape
11/04/22: Added tail details, added 'normal' and 'exceptionally aroused' details to erect penis angle & shape
11/09/22: Added "White-Tailed" to species, Changed ear details (was "Large & somewhat pointy (somewhere between deer & fennec)")
11/22/22: Added ear & unguligrade feet refs
11/24/22: Changed colors from vague picture references to actual swatches, added 'hardcore sub' to sexuality, added 'Praise' to kinks
12/01/22: Changed hair color from vague picture reference to an actual color swatch, removed alternate plantigrade feet, removed 'like' from eye color.
01/03/23: Changed color swatches to text, removed this example from 'body type' (too twunk)
01/15/23: Added hoof, finger, & antler colors, added additional accent color.
03/12/23: Changed build type example #1 (was this
04/29/23: Changed last name from Idyllwild to Littleroot
01/21/24: Changed hair color from #D34D32 to #AB3126
To ensure the description of my fursona stays consistent as I commission some concepts for him, I've compiled all the details I can think of here. Please note that I have precisely zero character design experience and am not an artist. As such, I am very much open to suggestions and would greatly appreciate any feedback. What's most important to me is that his design reflect his personality. :)
General
Name: Carric Littleroot
Gender: Male
Species: White-Tailed Deer (mostly)
Age: 23
Job: Engineer
Hobbies: fixing things, Inventing
Interests: Electronics, Aviation (pilot), Metalworking
Aesthetic: 80% Cassette Futurism (sharp cars, VU meters, CRTs, synth music), 20% Dieselpunk (nixie tubes, streamliners, precisionism)
Favorite places: Mountains & Forest
Personality
Kind, Quiet, Loyal, highly observant, Determined, Intelligent (if somewhat Scatterbrained), good under pressure (mostly¹) but doesn't seek it out, Analytical to a fault (think Tails from SA1).
-Not good with feelings; takes refuge in objective truths to avoid having to examine his own.
Philosophy: Idealist.
-Constantly tormented by the general state of things, but still desperately trying to stay positive.
Pet peeves: Inefficiency, inconsiderate people
Sexuality
Orientation: Ambivalently heterosexual (probably Asexual).
-Not enthused about sex with any gender. Would choose female if he had to, but the preference is purely mechanical (with some reflected self-disgust on the side)
-Hardcore sub
Experience: Naïve¹
Assertiveness: Timid
Kinks: Femdom, cumflation, pregnancy
Libido: Excessive
Deepest Desire: Someone to lay on top of him and crush his soul back into his body (touch starved)
-Desperately lonely but in denial about it.
Note to artists: Beyond the generalities, the details below are just guidelines. Linked images in particular are only intended to serve as examples of features, not art style. However, I understand that the line between the two can be a blurry one. So please feel free to change anything here doesn't work for you; I want to see your style!
Physical Description
Species: 95% Deer, 8% Red Panda², 2% Tanuki³
Height: tall (~2m without antlers)
Eye Color: #BEF733
Primary Colors: #E77247, #F29961, #F3DFC7
Accent Colors: #95D8B9, #572822
Antler, Hoof, & Finger Color: Gradient from #051F20 to #95D8B9
Face
Androgynous but distinctly male. Innocent & cute, but not so much so that he would look completely out of place in a sexual situation (Somewhere between Inspiration #4 (too innocent) and Inspiration #3 (too cool))
-Ears: Normal deer ears but slightly bigger (Guide)
-Hairstyle: Long & messy. Like Inspiration 4 but maybe a little less girly (that impression might actually be coming from the eyes though)
-Hair Color: #AB3126
-Antlers: Three or four point, swept back, angular (think airplane wings)
-Markings: Something like Inspiration #4 (²Red panda I think?) (crying motif)
Body
-Build: Slender (narrow hips). Examples: 1, 2, 3, 4
-Markings: Unique but not loud (to match personality). Should have some NACA scoop shape(s) somewhere (Examples: 1, 2)
-Feet: unguligrade (Excellent refs: 1, 2)
-Tail: Fluffy deer tail shape, slightly bigger than normal.
-Nipples: none
NSFW stuff:
Genitals
Penis: humanoid, circumcised (no sheath, no medial ring)
-Erect:
--Size: l o r g e³ (Reaches pecs when pulled close or the boy is lying down)
--Shape: straight as an arrow, no taper
--Angle: Normally just below horizontal when standing. Just above horizontal when exceptionally aroused. (too heavy to stand up further).
--Veins: Yes, normally 1 per side with 2-3 branches each, starting at the base. More if exceptionally aroused. (Examples: 1, 2, 3)
-Flaccid:
--Size: Reaches knees when standing (exact measurement TBD)
--Shape: None (floppy)
--Angle: Straight down when standing (Literally wet noodle physics, Like this or this)
--Veins: None
Testicles:
-Size: Similar relative to penis as this character³
-Shape: Saggy, but not too low (Like This)
-Precum: Copious
-Cum: Excessive
Revisions
10/16/22: Began revision history, added feet deets
10/17/22: Removed snout length preference (too stylistically limiting), re-worded note to artists
10/18/22: Added annotations to link related details
10/20/22: Clarified ref to Inspiration #1's colors (was: "mixed in", now: "accents from")
10/27/22: Changed sexuality from "borderline asexual" to "probably asexual" (yay self-discovery)
10/29/22: Added nipple deets (no nipples pls), added a 5th body type example, replaced penis size example with verbal description, removed antler style example, replaced "straight-ish" with "angular" (antlers)
10/31/22: Added "as an arrow" to penis shape
11/04/22: Added tail details, added 'normal' and 'exceptionally aroused' details to erect penis angle & shape
11/09/22: Added "White-Tailed" to species, Changed ear details (was "Large & somewhat pointy (somewhere between deer & fennec)")
11/22/22: Added ear & unguligrade feet refs
11/24/22: Changed colors from vague picture references to actual swatches, added 'hardcore sub' to sexuality, added 'Praise' to kinks
12/01/22: Changed hair color from vague picture reference to an actual color swatch, removed alternate plantigrade feet, removed 'like' from eye color.
01/03/23: Changed color swatches to text, removed this example from 'body type' (too twunk)
01/15/23: Added hoof, finger, & antler colors, added additional accent color.
03/12/23: Changed build type example #1 (was this
04/29/23: Changed last name from Idyllwild to Littleroot
01/21/24: Changed hair color from #D34D32 to #AB3126
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