Taylored Game Commission
Posted 17 years ago
shadowpelt and I are going to be offering Taylored memory Game commission with Art of your choosing. The art you choose shall be drawn by shadow pelt and will be put on the cards.Here is an example of the game:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/bzi5uh
This card set and backgrounds for that version are based on my Friends 9D9 Comic series found at
http://ninetynines.comicgenesis.com/
The Comissions will start at $40 and will include 10 custom drawn cards of your choosing which will be used in the game, and 2 Simple backgrounds for the screens. You can also Choose what the text says on each screen, etc.
In short, your getting a full memory game, including 10 custom drawn small images (Which Shadowpelt Normally Charges $5 Each for) and 2 simple backgrounds Normally $10 each. Under normal FA Comission circumstances the images alone would cost $70, however we are compiling these into a fun memory game for only $40.
Respond if your interested.
No more lies
Posted 17 years ago[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
I guess so.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, whithered hust of a man/woman you are now?
Nope.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Pro Choice, though preferably not unless really necessary.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Depends who it is.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
It exists all right.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Maybe for medical purposes.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Im for whatever floats your boat.
[08] Do you believe in God?
not really, Agnostic.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yep, but even a civil union would be good as well.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Depends on their reasons.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
If she can manage it, but get help for caring as well.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It already is here.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Its not like its just a sport match that can be just called off.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Yes.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Nope.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yes.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
No.
[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??
Lets talk rewards...
I guess so.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, whithered hust of a man/woman you are now?
Nope.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Pro Choice, though preferably not unless really necessary.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Depends who it is.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
It exists all right.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Maybe for medical purposes.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Im for whatever floats your boat.
[08] Do you believe in God?
not really, Agnostic.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yep, but even a civil union would be good as well.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Depends on their reasons.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
If she can manage it, but get help for caring as well.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It already is here.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Its not like its just a sport match that can be just called off.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Yes.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Nope.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yes.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
No.
[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??
Lets talk rewards...
Journal Theft
Posted 17 years agoStolen From
kairithekat
why did I steal it? Read the letter below to find out
Dear:
kairithekat
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert. I think I realized it When I saw the shrunken head In your camping car and I saw you Put leeches on My best friend. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I did a sex-change. I'm returning The pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep Your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about A new life as a clone .
Best regards,
Eamon
Dear:(the last person who left a comment on your journal:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
kairithekatwhy did I steal it? Read the letter below to find out
Dear:
kairithekatI don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert. I think I realized it When I saw the shrunken head In your camping car and I saw you Put leeches on My best friend. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I did a sex-change. I'm returning The pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep Your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about A new life as a clone .
Best regards,
Eamon
Dear:(the last person who left a comment on your journal:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
You are what I eat
Posted 17 years agoCommenting on this journal will cause me to:
a) tell you how I know you
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite pic of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your journal.
a) tell you how I know you
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite pic of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your journal.
MEIN FUHRER I CAN WALK!!
Posted 17 years agoPeople post the name of an awesome band, and If I know them and can be bothered ill do a journal about them and 3 of their songs that I like :|.
Screw you IBM
Posted 17 years agoWhile learning RISC assembly for Sparc at Uni, I decided to take it upon myself to learn Assembly for x86 which would be of more use to me since most computers use x86 architecture. I downloaded the NASM assembler, and looking through its reference... Damn why did IBM have to make their instruction set so complex. I guess its gonna take some getting used to.
FA, Like the FAA with just 1 less A
Posted 17 years agoBecause even though your reading this on the site, I think I need to write a journal informing you that FA is back so
FA is back... So now my plans for world domination are foiled. :'(
FA is back... So now my plans for world domination are foiled. :'(
Im 78% pure.
Posted 17 years agoInstructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97.Been rejected
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped
FINAL PERCENT: 78%
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97.Been rejected
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped
FINAL PERCENT: 78%
Journal Theft
Posted 17 years agoAn 18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total = 3
[] You have ran into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total = 9
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You’ve fallen asleep in class.
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
total = 11
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[] You use your fingers to do simple maths. (Screw Fingers Use a calculator)
total = 13
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realise it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total = 16
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total = 18
This is totally scientific, approved by 9 out of 10 experts.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total = 3
[] You have ran into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total = 9
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You’ve fallen asleep in class.
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
total = 11
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[] You use your fingers to do simple maths. (Screw Fingers Use a calculator)
total = 13
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realise it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total = 16
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total = 18
This is totally scientific, approved by 9 out of 10 experts.
(No Subject)
Posted 17 years agoJournal
Friend meme
Posted 17 years ago1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Are you a virgin?
5. Are we friends?
6. Do you have a crush on me?
7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
9. Would you walk on the beach with me?
10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
11. Do you talk about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you could change anything about me?
14. If you could ask one question, what would it be?
15. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
16. Where do you live? if US what state?
17. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Are you a virgin?
5. Are we friends?
6. Do you have a crush on me?
7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
9. Would you walk on the beach with me?
10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
11. Do you talk about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you could change anything about me?
14. If you could ask one question, what would it be?
15. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
16. Where do you live? if US what state?
17. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Finally!!!
Posted 17 years agoFighter meme
Posted 17 years agoStolen from
JoeWolf
Just put quotes your character would say in a fighter game
Before round begins:
1. Imma flame you N00b
2. Lets Play rough
3. Yawn
~ Victories~
Victory 1: Hey... I won!!!
Victory 2: Wow I'm hungry
Victory 3: Take that Bayutch >:3
Victory 4: Bite my scaly green ass
Victory 5: I iz teh winzorz
Time up (Win) : That was long and boring
Time up (Lose) : You may have won, but it took you long enough.
JoeWolfJust put quotes your character would say in a fighter game
Before round begins:
1. Imma flame you N00b
2. Lets Play rough
3. Yawn
~ Victories~
Victory 1: Hey... I won!!!
Victory 2: Wow I'm hungry
Victory 3: Take that Bayutch >:3
Victory 4: Bite my scaly green ass
Victory 5: I iz teh winzorz
Time up (Win) : That was long and boring
Time up (Lose) : You may have won, but it took you long enough.
*noms on brains*
Posted 17 years agoHow is everyone?
Am I being honest? You judge
Posted 18 years agoWhich Questions did I answer honestly?
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Whoever reads this
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
When I feel like it (probably never)
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
On top
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
BEEF!!!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
BRAINS!! I mean no
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No but Ive taken my clothes off not for money.... I don't shower with my clothes on
7. Shower or bath?
Why do either?
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Only if its yours
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese, just so long as its the western Chinese, not crap like Dog
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
How about someone who will use the bed for sleeping?
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Define love in this specific context
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
It is a great offense to ask this in my culture >:|
13. Love or money?
Money Bayutches, Greed is good!!!
14. Credit cards or cash?
cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Nope
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
camping for the most part..... Though 5 star hotel is nice as well
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I is a virgin
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No idea
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no
but I have eaten a chicken strip sub
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes, aka pub here
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
no
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
nein
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Not that I remember
24. Favorite drink?
BLOOD!!!!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
no
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
no
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
no
29. Bought something from an adult store?
no
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes, well not that I was actually a part of this sex, nor did I know anyone who was, however I'm sure someone out there has
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I sure hope not
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Definately not the person reading this
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Whoever reads this
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
When I feel like it (probably never)
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
On top
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
BEEF!!!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
BRAINS!! I mean no
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No but Ive taken my clothes off not for money.... I don't shower with my clothes on
7. Shower or bath?
Why do either?
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Only if its yours
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese, just so long as its the western Chinese, not crap like Dog
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
How about someone who will use the bed for sleeping?
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Define love in this specific context
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
It is a great offense to ask this in my culture >:|
13. Love or money?
Money Bayutches, Greed is good!!!
14. Credit cards or cash?
cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Nope
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
camping for the most part..... Though 5 star hotel is nice as well
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I is a virgin
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No idea
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no
but I have eaten a chicken strip sub
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes, aka pub here
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
no
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
nein
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Not that I remember
24. Favorite drink?
BLOOD!!!!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
no
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
no
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
no
29. Bought something from an adult store?
no
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes, well not that I was actually a part of this sex, nor did I know anyone who was, however I'm sure someone out there has
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I sure hope not
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Definately not the person reading this
is it right to believe in the need to be free?
Posted 18 years agoThe key to finding yourself is to look 5 paces north, 5 paces west, 5 paces south then 5 paces east, and there you will be.
Buy this persons art, or I kill you
Posted 18 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/240551/
get your money together and get a comission, you wont regret it. No excuses toerated, not even "I dont want art" or "I have no money", you would rather gather up money for one of these lovely coission then die wouldn't you?
Yes that means you too Shadowpelt, buy some of your own art, or your just as guilty as everyone else!!!
Reviews (May or may not be made up)
"Best Artist since Leonardo DaVinci" - New York Times
"I love Shadowpelts art" - LA Times
"I bought Shadowpelts art, the best part is now atecom wont kill me" - Pres Bush
"My art is teh Awesomness" - Shadowpelt
"Why would I go to an art museum when I can view Shadowpelts Gallery?" - Atecom
get your money together and get a comission, you wont regret it. No excuses toerated, not even "I dont want art" or "I have no money", you would rather gather up money for one of these lovely coission then die wouldn't you?
Yes that means you too Shadowpelt, buy some of your own art, or your just as guilty as everyone else!!!
Reviews (May or may not be made up)
"Best Artist since Leonardo DaVinci" - New York Times
"I love Shadowpelts art" - LA Times
"I bought Shadowpelts art, the best part is now atecom wont kill me" - Pres Bush
"My art is teh Awesomness" - Shadowpelt
"Why would I go to an art museum when I can view Shadowpelts Gallery?" - Atecom
I have proved, I am a MAN!!
Posted 18 years agoStolen from Thunder.
Your Boy Side
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV. (Sumoringen, Springreiten und Fussball-WM)
[x] Gory movies are cool
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
Total = 15 Points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 1 points
Mwahaha
Your Boy Side
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV. (Sumoringen, Springreiten und Fussball-WM)
[x] Gory movies are cool
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
Total = 15 Points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 1 points
Mwahaha
No longer a teen
Posted 18 years agoWell yesterday was my 20th Birthday XD
Thats about it XD
Thats about it XD
USA Blog!!! (Pics Included)
Posted 18 years agoWell here is my first official overseas blog covering my trip to the USA.
A journal for Family, Friends, and all the sites I shall post this on
I left Sydney at 2:00PM On Sunday with Air Pacific. The plane was delayed a little bit because they had to remove a passenger who was considered a 'security threat'. I dont know much more about that. I had to Transit in Nandi, Fiji cause Air Pacific is a Fiji line. Landed there about 7:30 and left at about 10:00PM.
The flight from Nandi to Los Angeles was about 11 Hours and I landed in LA at 1:20PM (Sunday) and cleared customs by about 2:30. I am staying at LA with a former neighbor, who moved to America 7 years ago. He had a little trouble returning to his apartment cause for some reason they blocked off the entry to the freeway he takes. We got back, he showed me around the apartrment. I spent that evening walking round the streets nearby. I noticed the high levels of smog, but that didn't seem to bother me, the smog seems to add some class to the city. I was also surprised at how late the sun gies down, it doesnt seem to start to go down till 8 and thats late for even Sydney summer.
The first day, I went to Hollywood. Angelo works in downtown LA and dropped me off at Union Station. After about 10 minutes, I worked out how the metro system works and caught the metro Red line to Hollywood Station. Once there, I walked down Hollywood Blvd, Where I got some great views of the Hollywood sign and capitol Records, as well as the walk of fame, with all the star names in the ground. It was then I made the decision, to walk as close to the Sign as I could, I even found the trail that leads quite close to it, but I was underprepared, and in the blazing South Californian Sun with no water or shade the Hollywood Hills got the best of me, I only made it a part of the way, before I had to return to a source of water.
After that failed adventure, i decided to walk along Sunset Blvd and Sunset strip into Beverly Hills, But ended up catching a metro bus. I got a quick look at the sunset strip and Rodeo Drive, as well as some of the upper class houses in Beverly Hills, before I had to return to Hollywood Metro Station For the return home. By the end of that day, i was sunburned and very tired, I definitely underestimated the Summer Socal sun and that took its toll. However after a Nice nights sleep.
The next Morning I got up early again. I had a big day at universal studios planned. My friend drove me to Downtown LA once again, where we saw the large bank tower and the Aon centre. Downtown LA is smaller then Downtown Sydney, but that is due to the danger of Earthquakes in California. I caught the metro to universal city and caught the shuttle to the entrance. I got there early so I walked down Universal Citywalk. Plenty of shops and a huge guitar statue. I entered just after 9. The day I went in wasn’t crowded, so all the rides had a maximum 10-20 wait time. I recommend the Back to the future Ride. The Jurassic park ride was also cool, cept Im not a roller coaster type person and the 84 meter drop at the end was quite scary for me. The Back lot and Front lot tour is also highly commended, where I got to see the Studios and sets where many of the Hollywood Movies we come to know were filmed.
That was also a tiring day, but I had finished all the attractions at about 5.
That just about covers my first 2 days, stay tuned for more updates. Stay Classy America.
Now for the part you probably skipped the rest to see, the Pics
Air pacific plane from Syd airportl
Looking down Street at Alhambra
On freeway heading towards Downtown LA
Chinese theatre at hollywood
Hollywood walk of fame
Good View of Hollywood sign
Houses on Holywood Hills
The closest I got to the sign
View down Hollywood Blvd
Capitol Records
CNN Building
Beverly Hills sign
Rodeo Drive
Bank Tower (Tallest building in LA)
Aon Center (Second tallest in LA)
Giant Guitar Statue at universal Studios
Universal Studios monument
Shot of the valley from Universal Studios park (Seen is the WB studios)
Backlot City Sets
Flood Effects
Flood effects Pt. 2
Plane Crash Scene From War of the Worlds (Real 747 Jet used)
Plane Crash scee Pt. 2
Plane Crash Scene Pt. 3
Universal City Noticeboard
A journal for Family, Friends, and all the sites I shall post this on
I left Sydney at 2:00PM On Sunday with Air Pacific. The plane was delayed a little bit because they had to remove a passenger who was considered a 'security threat'. I dont know much more about that. I had to Transit in Nandi, Fiji cause Air Pacific is a Fiji line. Landed there about 7:30 and left at about 10:00PM.
The flight from Nandi to Los Angeles was about 11 Hours and I landed in LA at 1:20PM (Sunday) and cleared customs by about 2:30. I am staying at LA with a former neighbor, who moved to America 7 years ago. He had a little trouble returning to his apartment cause for some reason they blocked off the entry to the freeway he takes. We got back, he showed me around the apartrment. I spent that evening walking round the streets nearby. I noticed the high levels of smog, but that didn't seem to bother me, the smog seems to add some class to the city. I was also surprised at how late the sun gies down, it doesnt seem to start to go down till 8 and thats late for even Sydney summer.
The first day, I went to Hollywood. Angelo works in downtown LA and dropped me off at Union Station. After about 10 minutes, I worked out how the metro system works and caught the metro Red line to Hollywood Station. Once there, I walked down Hollywood Blvd, Where I got some great views of the Hollywood sign and capitol Records, as well as the walk of fame, with all the star names in the ground. It was then I made the decision, to walk as close to the Sign as I could, I even found the trail that leads quite close to it, but I was underprepared, and in the blazing South Californian Sun with no water or shade the Hollywood Hills got the best of me, I only made it a part of the way, before I had to return to a source of water.
After that failed adventure, i decided to walk along Sunset Blvd and Sunset strip into Beverly Hills, But ended up catching a metro bus. I got a quick look at the sunset strip and Rodeo Drive, as well as some of the upper class houses in Beverly Hills, before I had to return to Hollywood Metro Station For the return home. By the end of that day, i was sunburned and very tired, I definitely underestimated the Summer Socal sun and that took its toll. However after a Nice nights sleep.
The next Morning I got up early again. I had a big day at universal studios planned. My friend drove me to Downtown LA once again, where we saw the large bank tower and the Aon centre. Downtown LA is smaller then Downtown Sydney, but that is due to the danger of Earthquakes in California. I caught the metro to universal city and caught the shuttle to the entrance. I got there early so I walked down Universal Citywalk. Plenty of shops and a huge guitar statue. I entered just after 9. The day I went in wasn’t crowded, so all the rides had a maximum 10-20 wait time. I recommend the Back to the future Ride. The Jurassic park ride was also cool, cept Im not a roller coaster type person and the 84 meter drop at the end was quite scary for me. The Back lot and Front lot tour is also highly commended, where I got to see the Studios and sets where many of the Hollywood Movies we come to know were filmed.
That was also a tiring day, but I had finished all the attractions at about 5.
That just about covers my first 2 days, stay tuned for more updates. Stay Classy America.
Now for the part you probably skipped the rest to see, the Pics
Air pacific plane from Syd airportl
Looking down Street at Alhambra
On freeway heading towards Downtown LA
Chinese theatre at hollywood
Hollywood walk of fame
Good View of Hollywood sign
Houses on Holywood Hills
The closest I got to the sign
View down Hollywood Blvd
Capitol Records
CNN Building
Beverly Hills sign
Rodeo Drive
Bank Tower (Tallest building in LA)
Aon Center (Second tallest in LA)
Giant Guitar Statue at universal Studios
Universal Studios monument
Shot of the valley from Universal Studios park (Seen is the WB studios)
Backlot City Sets
Flood Effects
Flood effects Pt. 2
Plane Crash Scene From War of the Worlds (Real 747 Jet used)
Plane Crash scee Pt. 2
Plane Crash Scene Pt. 3
Universal City Noticeboard
Video Blog
Posted 18 years agoNew IM :D
Posted 18 years agoWell I finally caved into some peoples demands and got yahoo IM
Now I have 3 messengers, as if 2 wasnt enough.
Anyways my username is youtastenice, add me if you want XD
Now I have 3 messengers, as if 2 wasnt enough.
Anyways my username is youtastenice, add me if you want XD
Trouble in Paradice
Posted 18 years agoIt was one of the best places I had ever been, everyone knew each other, was friendly and everyone got along. Or so it seemed. I had known that this particular forum had often dealt with drama and maybe this is no different. But to me it appears to be. Its gotten to the point where I have seen a member bullied and chased off this forum by people I respected. I wont continue, but I will say this people found her very annoying. No excuse I remember one of the members of the forum who was annoying me, I never did anything to chase them off the forum, in fact now that some people have talked to this person, they are no longer annoying. What makes it worse is that im supposed to be a staff member there. Its hard to participate in staff decision if an Admin makes a rash action which leaves the issue undiscussable.
A long way has come from the forum I knew and remember. For all intense purposes, I shall refrain from naming there, but I must vent, for the past few months I have been feeling quite disenchanted there.
A long way has come from the forum I knew and remember. For all intense purposes, I shall refrain from naming there, but I must vent, for the past few months I have been feeling quite disenchanted there.
This aint a scene its a GODDAMN ARMS RACE!!
Posted 18 years agoYou better believe it ;)
Looking for contacts
Posted 18 years agoI know I havnt been active here much, Hopefully I can be more active for now on, in anycase im looking for people to watch, so if anyone who reads this knows someone who needs watchers, then please post, Id be glad to watch them.
(Whilst I do prefer non-mature artists, even if someone normally does more mature art but sometimes does the non mature type I have no problems with that)
(Whilst I do prefer non-mature artists, even if someone normally does more mature art but sometimes does the non mature type I have no problems with that)
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