Because I'm bored and last weekend I watched KOTM finally, I think it's time I pitched my idea for a dumb Godzilla cartoon.

So the basic outline is kind of like a weird mashup of fucking...Final Wars meets Avengers: Disk Wars meets Ben 10 kiiiiinda? Basically aliens come to earth, trap all the monsters and bring about peace and prosperity but it's all BS because aliens in godzilla are never good-ANYWAYS. The protagonist is like...a delinquent kid who finds the Godzilla wristwatch thinger and like the way these things work is like the omnitrix except it's just the one kaiju and there are multiple of them and whatever one you get, that's the kaiju you turn into...except you can also talk to the kaiju inside or something? idk. The whole fucking point of this is that it's dumb and made to sell toys.


HEROES
1: The protagonist/Godzilla (I picture him basically being like...Ryouma Nagare from New Getter Robo...or maybe fucking Kazuma from S-Cry-ED. Like on the one hand he's a nice enough dude, but on the other hand he's totally on board with just whipping out Godzilla whenever and going on a rampage. I guess his character arc can be a reflection of Showa Godzilla somewhat where he has to learn to not be such an angry douche and becomes a proper hero)

2: The best friend/Anguirus (I don't really know. I didn't think that far about the heroes other than they'd fit certain archetypes. I guess he can be fat and it takes a while before he gets his kaiju form)

3: The girl/Mothra (Because why the hell not? May or may not be love interest. whatever.)

4: The foreign girl/King Ceasar (It sounds terrible when I type it, but fuck it. I think it could work. Make her a Japanese shrine maiden who found the KC watch thinger and wants to use it to ward off the aliens because she senses the evil inside of them)

5: The edgy dude/Rodan (Because no godzilla team is complete without Rodan to butt heads with)

EARTH DEFENSE CORPS
These guys aren't really evil. They're kind of a neutral party just doing their jobs and trying to stop these kids before they do something terrible with their monster forms

1: Hotshot jockey dude/Jet Jaguar (So the interesting thing with these guys is that they don't morph into monsters but pilot mechs to try and contain the monsters and Jet Jaguar goes to this Patrick Colasour mofo to get his ass handed to him. He eventually comes around, but for the most part you just point and laugh at his misfortunes)

2: The older brother/Mechagodzilla (Sure. Protag has an older bro that's part of the earth defense, and refuses to listen that the aliens are bad even though he doesn't trust them too much himself or...something. idfk. Can have an arc where he's brainwashed but then snaps out of it in time for the final battle with the alien overlords)

3: The soldiers/MOGUERA (An army of MOGUERAs. Why the fuck not?)

THE BAD KIDS
So since not -all- of Godzilla's monsters are aliens, I figure I could have like...some kids get a hold of the toy watches and decide to join up with the aliens because reasons. Either because fucking shit up is cool to them or because of complicated reasons.

1:The rival/Spacegodzilla (So this kid could be like a sociopathic bully to the godzilla kid, but when the godzilla kid becomes godzilla, bully resents him for getting such power, so the aliens after a few losses are like "Hey. Do YOU want to become Godzilla too?" and then he gets an arc where he's a major threat before shit goes back to dealing with the EDF and the aliens)

2:Girl's sister/Battra (Girl's sister could be like...struggling financially or whatever and is given the Battra watch by the aliens and they promise to clear her debts if she kills girl or something. Cliche, but whatever)

3:Some creepy nerd/Kumonga (His initial appearance can be creeping on girls and eating them as a giant fucking spider, and then his second focal episode can be trying to get back at the heroes for fucking him over.)

4:Granola chick/Biollante (Why not? Every good rogues gallery has that crazy eco-terrorist chick.)

THE ALIENS
The obvious villains who publicly appear nice and friendly but secretly plan to take over if not for those meddling kids.

1: The leader/Who do you fucking think? (It's Ghidorah. It's always fucking Ghidorah.)

2: Number 2/Gigan (This dude spends the most part handing out watches to kids to get them to do bad things to further the aliens' plans. He only ever turns into Gigan when cornered and reks shit until the very end where he's beaten by friendship)



So that's pretty much all I got for my idea for a dumb Godzilla cartoon. If anyone wants to add to it or whatever. Feel free to comment. Next time I'll pitch my idea for a Spider-Man series.

So last time I discussed initial characters at the beginning. Now I'm gonna go into who I want for extended cast in this dumb idea


AUTOBOTS
-Alpha Trion (I think it would be cool if Trion arrived on earth before the bots/cons and that he's kind of been hole'd up in Area-51 all this time. He would mainly spend his initial appearances using a holomatter avatar of an old man that the human kid sees every now and then before joining the team proper. Quintessons ultimately would kill him, but not before he forges a super mode for Prime)

-Elita One (So what if Elita kind of hated Optimus for being a Megatron fanboy that got their mutual friend killed and almost the two of them as well? She would mostly be the aloof ally who mainly takes orders from Alpha Trion. She slowly warms up to Prime around the Overlord arc and then around the end of the series would forgive him)

-Wreck-Gar (Basically kind of aping his origins from Animated, where some kind of allspark fragment or whatever brings him to life on earth, but it's G1 Wreck-Gar so he talks in TV and movie quotes. Also he gets a little family of Botbots and they live in the junkyard together)

-Drift (Oh shit here we go. So Drift in this would start out as the apprentice of BLUDGEON who is one of Megatron's phase sixers. He goes weeb when he observes Japanese culture and instead of just outright joining the Autobots decides to travel the earth to discover himself and what he wants to fight for before coming back and ultimately getting into a samurai showdown with Bludgeon)

-Ultra Magnus (Magnus shows up some time after the phase sixers and does his thing where he fills in for Optimus while he's out on injury. He starts out as a major hardass, but human kid spends an episode with him and he learns to be a bit more lenient. The reveal that he looks like Prime underneath and that he was contacted by Alpha Trion to come to earth is never really followed up on.)

-Skids (So Skids would just kind of show up as an amnesiac autobot and have a thing where Prowl doesn't trust him but the other autobots all want to help him recover, but THEN it turns out he's a sleeper double agent working for the quintessons, and Prowl is the guy to convince him to shape his own identity or something and he joins for good I guess. )



DECEPTICONS
-Shockwave (Shockwave shows up around the same time as Megatron when it's time for Starscream's role as "Acting leader" to be dunked. He doesn't really do anything except help build the space bridge, and then team up with Soundwave to try to get rid of fucking Overlord. I guess he could defect to the quintessons and get murdered by super megatron. idk)

-Seeker clones (These guys show up after Starscream finds like five or six protoforms tucked away and then has them scan his image to make the seekers, who all have their own distinct personalities, so it's not just direct starscream clones. Anyway they turn on him the same episode they're introduced and bolster the con ranks for a while before most of them get wiped during the space bridge explosion)

-Nightbird (So like...I thought about possible human antagonists for the autobots aside from the decepticons, and I kind of thought about a dude with a sassy computer AI who helps him try to capture an Autobot to experiment on or something. Eventually he tries to capture MEGATRON, and Megatron winds up wooing the AI before killing her human master, and then having Shockwave turn her into Nightbird. She can have something of a split rivalry between Elita and Shatter. Ultimately she dies fighting alongside Megatron until the end)

PHASE SIXERS
-Overlord (Overlord takes over as leader of the decepticons after Megatron is presumed dead from the space bridge blowing up at the end of season one. He's powerful but also batshit insane and does dumb shit like invade wrestling shows to challenge Optimus. Most of the arc is Starscream trying to keep him from finding out Megatron is dead, or that Starscream was the one that killed him. He dies when Shockwave eventually just speaks his killcode implanted into him and his head asplodes)

-Sixshot (I already went into this in part one, but Astrotrain is super jelly of Sixshot, even though sixshot doesn't really give a shit. They become friends after an episode I guess? Also he mostly develops a rivalry with Ultra Magnus BECAUSE FANSERVICE!)

-Bludgeon (See Drift's thing because I don't feel like typing it again. Although Bludgeon would also go out of his way to help Starscream cover up Megatron's death, partly because he doesn't really like Overlord, partly because he wants to stealth mentor Starscream into having a little more competence in his leadership skills. He's also quite happy when Drift kills him at the end since it means his student surpassed him I guess)

-Skyjack/Skyshadow/blackshadow/who cares? (Just there to fill out the phase sixers. Gets killed off after a few episodes. Next!)

QUINTESSONS
(So the Quintessons are kind of complicated this time around. Like they weren't THE FIRST beings on cybertron, but they definitely colonized the planet and created cybertronians from it to sell to other civilizations for labor and war and stuff. They show up shortly after Overlord is taken care of and are kind of a major threat. Also their tech is what's used to bring Megatron back to power, so there's that. Also they have decepticon bounty hunters)

-Lockdown (One of the bounty hunters the quints employ to get shit done. More in line with his Animated persona as opposed to movies/cyberverse which were both fucking terrible.)

-Fracture (Fracture was one of the wasted things about RiD 2015, so I'mma pair him with Lockdown. The two of them can banter about getting paid and how they both want to kill eachother but not really. Both also get kowtowed into joining Megatron after he blows up their original employers. Ultimately they get fragged by Skids and Prowl)



And that's pretty much my character pitches for a transformers series. There's a few I left out, but they're mostly just filler characters that don't really serve any purpose other than to sell more toys. idk. Might do a part three to outline each season's plot and then go into the sequel series.

Because who doesn't have their own cringey fanfic ideas for franchises?

So like. I guess I can start by telling my take on how I would do Transformers. So it'd follow the same deal as GEEWUN and maybe Prime and Animated where Autobots and Decepticons come to earth and blahblahblah. But there would be flashbacks to what kicked the war off, how Optimus and Megatron started out as friends, and Elita One is there and she blames Optimus for that third guy they were friends with getting shot by Megatron...idk. Anyway. The initial setup of both teams would be like this:


AUTOBOTS
-Prime (Because he needs to be there.)
-Bumblebee (Also needs to be there)
-Hot Rod (I could go for someone like Ironhide or Bulkhead or Hound as "The big guy", but nah. I figure put Hot Rod in early. Have him learn to not be a dipshit, and then give him actual focus in the sequel series which I'll cover later)
-Prowl (My take on Prowl is that he'd be a bit like his IDW version where he does shady shit, but ultimately he's actually a pretty nice dude. He's just kind of bitter because cons killed Bluestreak)
-Moonracer (Look...If we're gonna do female representation, I'll fucking bite and make her the team medic/scientist. Basically take Moonracer, Greenlight, and the Paradron medic from G1 and throw them into a blender to make a breakout character. She also can be someone who was friends with Ratchet so she has anxiety issues that she has to overcome initially and become stronger for it overall)

DECEPTICONS
-Megatron (Because. Also he wouldn't initially be there and also feel just a little guilty for shooting Optimus when he was Orion Pax, But also not really. Would give an arc where he's forced into a human body temporarily and slowly regains his lost compassion hanging with the main human kid or kids before coming back as SUPER MEGATRON)
-Starscream (Because. Gets to outlive his leader though and kinda-sorta helps establish peace with the autobots and decepticons)
-Soundwave (Because. Will treat all of his cassettes like a good dad except for Ratbat, who sells everyone the fuck out to the quintessons when they show up. Fuck Ratbat. Also Goes through an arc where he tries to find and bring back Megatron when the latter is stuck in a human body, because the Phase-sixers are fucking assholes)
-Astrotrain (MY BOY! Also we need someone cool to fill out the dumb brute quota for the decepticons. Develops a one-sided rivalry with Sixshot. Originally because he had a crush on Thunderblast, but then I decided on a different fem-con...)
-Shatter (Sure. She can act as Starscream's foil initially. Undermining his orders until Megatron shows up, then she gets his job after he's kicked out, and then she slowly gets replaced by Nightbird. So she winds up joining Starscream and the season 1 finale is the two of them blowing up the space bridge and (But not really) killing Megatron...Then they gotta deal with OVERLORD ofucc. She dies at the end of the quintesson invasion when Megatron drags her in to be used as components for his new super body)

I don't really have anything for the main human kid. He's there. Bumblebee is his car. He goes through stuff with a different Autobot to help them open up about themselves and develop I guess. Then he has a thing with Megatron and then he stops being relevant after the first series.

Stay tuned for part two where I discuss newer toy ide-I mean extra characters joining the cast.

No this has nothing to do with the FA bug, I'm just legit curious why anyone would think my trash pixels are sexy.

My Deviantart has been deactivated.

No regrets.

Just checking to see if this journal glitch thing is happening for everyone.

Yannow the fact that people are complaining about another fire emblem character being added to smash not long after pokemon fanboys started complaining about DLC coming to swsh or whatever, it's all just feeding my belief that nintendo fans are entitled hypocrites. Okay maybe not all. Some of you who are whatever about it all are cool. But the screaming majority who have to bully others for not CONSOOMING their preferred product? I'd say this is karma.


Meanwhile I can't wait for Oddity. Because nintendo is never gonna make another mother game again.

Thanks FA! I hate it!

No really like...Copying DA Eclipse and Inkbunny is just kind of a terrible idea. I mean...I understand if it's out of necessity, but I actually really liked the old layout's simplicity.

Now I know what a friend was talking about in regards to everything mimicking the Apple design. It just feels so soulless.

Jokes about being trash are being left in 2019. 2020 is the year of unironically thinking that you are a good person who deserves happiness, and that you aren't a thing to be mocked but a person to be celebrated.

I hope everybody I am watching and those who watch me feel the same way. I'm done being down on myself. You all should do the same.

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU ON A MAGICAL TRIP!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTZ THE CANDY TRAIN

DIABETES FOR ALL THE GOOD LITTLE CHILDREN!

EVERY YEAR ON CHRISTMAS DAY!
WHEN YOU HEAR HIS WHISTLE BLOW!
HE COMES TO YOU WITH HIS NIGHTMARE FACE
THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S MADE OF
DOLLAR
STORE
SNOOOOOOW

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTZ THE CANDY TRAIN

COMIN' AROUND TO EAT AWAY AT YOUR SOUL!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTZ THE CANDY TRAIN

HE'LL BE BACK NEXT YEAR TO FILL
YOUR
CHRIST
MAS
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!

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I have downloaded Piskel for making animated GIFs with. I am tempted to use this in conjunction with shotcut and audacity to make cartoons. If anybody has any better animation program alternatives, feel free to recommend and link them please and thank you.

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Okay so. I know I've been kind of quiet eversince my comics got hacked and deleted, and then I had to go through things like depression for the past couple of weeks. I'm doing good now, but not really because someone kind of had the nerve to be terrible about that last part.


So...I'm not naming names, buuut an artist I used to follow was having an art stream today. They were taking song requests. I linked a song to them that I listened to when I was feeling like shit earlier this month and kind of pushing everybody away. When they asked me about the song, I told them exactly that, and this is what they had to say:

"Not to pour salt in the wounds, but...nobody cares. If you're going to an art stream just to say you're depressed, you're just seeking attention."

Allow me to clarify a few things...

1:They were the one who asked first. I mentioned my depression in a past tense offhand comment. Not the kind of thing you use to seek attention.

2:It is never ever the fuck okay to say something like that to someone suffering from depression. You selfish cunt.



I have chosen to unfollow, block, and remove all works, and notes from this artist from my profile. And really if that is how they choose to handle any talks about depression, then it makes me question their emotional state in response to such things.

Or they're just selfish. Prove me wrong.

Had to sit outside for four hours today while house was bug bomb'd

Four hours under the sun...laying next to an anthill...and needing to use the bathroom.

OhyeahandFAisbackhooray...

I got hacked and all of my comics on smackjeeves got erased.

Really not much else to put here.

I'm just gonna go lay in a corner and wait til tomorrow when the house gets bug bombed.

Especially not a BLUE HAIRED ONE THAT HASN'T HAD A LOT OF FOCUS UNTIL NOW


http://outsiders.smackjeeves.com/co.....isode-33-3-20/

http://outsiders.smackjeeves.com/co.....isode-33-4-20/

Apologies for the late update. Blame GBO2 tempting me with a mobile suit I really really wanted. Anyway have some feels for the weekend.


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http://outsiders.smackjeeves.com/co.....isode-33-2-20/

I managed to get a comic out! Even if it's just a preview!

http://outsiders.smackjeeves.com/co.....de-33-preview/

Nah not really. I'm just posting this to let everyone know I'm sort of okay. If you're wondering where I've been all this time, well it's simple:

First I caught Bronchitis from my brother and wound up throwing my back out from a coughing fit. Then just last night, I had a bad case of food poisoning that had me throwing up all night long.


Despite all of this I am still alive. And I have a good idea of where to go with Outsiders next. So see you guys soon with more comics chronicling your favorite green idiot and his friends.

And with this. Episode 32 is done. I would have done an extra page to maybe tie up loose ends, but two of them can wait til next episode and the third well...Do you REALLY want me to give he who must not be named any more panel time?


Happy Valentine's day everybody!

Outsiders

Listen while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk5Dwg5zm2U

Just wanted to thank everyone for the birthday wishes today. You're all awesome and I hope I can continue to provide you with comics and shenanigans before I keel over.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdtdIme4JJc

A few more pages and Anthos will be forever done. No coming back from the dead. Nothing. I've beaten the dead horse long enough and want nothing further to do with such a horrible person whose only desire is his own self interest.


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I'm here. Things IRL have finally settled down enough that I can start updating again. Here. Have a page to confirm this.


http://outsiders.smackjeeves.com/co.....sode-32-18-20/

Unfortunately due to SmackJeeves' coding, this update is 2phat for it. So I had to upload someplace else.


https://sta.sh/0h8zokigqfn

Listen to this while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg7tvhB9wKA

At last! The hero arrives...
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