About 6:15AM EST or so, I was getting up from not being able to sleep, and I saw snow outside. So after taking a shower, I went outside in my pac-hoody and I was met with an entire, undisturbed blanket of snow in my neighborhood. Seriously, the entire subdivision. White. And it's STILL coming down right now. It's beautiful, but a lot of people aren't treating the danger right on the road in Lexington and Columbia.

In fact, since people in the south really know how to handle snow, there's 209 accidents AND COUNTING as we speak. Seriously, you guys? Are the words "slow down" foreign and hard for you to figure out? Impatient drivers should look at it this way...it's going to take them a lot longer to get to work than it already is if they get in a car accident.

I'm just glad that a lot more people are doing the smart thing and staying inside, even if they have something to do. It probably explains why everyone was freaking the fuck out and buying up everything at Publix and Food Lion. I just hope everyone stays safe as much as they can while it snows today and tomorrow.

There was actually another trip I was taking last weekend, but due to laziness and other kinds of bullshit, that went unannounced. THIS weekend trip has to do with me and my parents going to Atlanta, Georgia to see an Eagles concert and the local aquarium, which I heard is friggin awesome. I hope we also have enough time to see Legend of the Guardians while we're out there. I wanna see that awesome owl movie! Because it has owls with headgear and bladed greaves to accentuate their vicious talons and all sorts of other stuff.

I know it's a book adaptation, but compared to certain books I already hate(and so does much of the population of logical thinkers in this world), it seems like a pretty good movie. I mean hell, I've been seeing some decent ratings on the net about it, so I'm willing to give it a shot either during or after the vacation. And if I miss it then...I'll just Netflix it when it comes out on DVD or something.

Anyway, I gotta get packing for tomorrow, since that's gonna be the big driving day. Good thing I live in a state that's just north of Georgia...

- Authur

PS: I'll also try to visit the Coca-Cola Factory, but that may not happen. But if it does happen, I'll tell you silly people about it. ^_^

You may have noticed some minor changes in the titles for five of my PCA characters. This is because I'm crossing them over to the wonderful world of PokeStarRangers! That's right, I am sending them to space camp, where they will learn about various areas of astronomy, like space rocks and...um...stuff. But the uniforms are the best thing ever, and my initial reaction to PSR was that uh...I honestly thought it was a galactic force against injustice equipped with zappy guns posing as a space camp. ^_^; You...think things. Hey, I'm sure Mark thought the same thing.

Anyway, for this occasion, I'm also creating a 6th grader character because...well, I can. I won't give away anything until he's completely finished(he almost is anyway), but I will tell you that he's a 10-year-old Furret. What's his name? What're his motives? Can he do the scatman shuffle? Find out when you read his bio!

It's like Pokemon Sunday, only not a TV show! Just text typed up by a crazy furry! 8D

EDIT: He's finiiiiished... http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4092946

Oh and uh...I only went with 6 characters because I think that might be enough. Besides, Isaiah can't see, and I don't wanna have more than one legendary.

...maybe I should make a dream journal. Okay, so I had this really awesome dream when I kept falling asleep this morning. It was about a team of pokemon who hunted ghosts. And not just hunt ghosts as in chasing them with flashlights. I mean actually fight those bastards. I'm not entirely sure what the team consisted of, but I played as a Giratina, and I saw a Blaziken and maybe a Gengar with me at points. It was all presented like a video game, and this is where the line between fantasy and reality starts getting a bit blurry. I actually felt myself pressing some buttons and controlling the Giratina. Yeah. Kinda surreal. So anyway, we fought the ghosts with moves and PP Moves and all that, and when we got to the third ghost boss, we had to fight a FUCKING GHOST WHALE. I'm not kidding. He had four red, piercing eyes and everything, and looked more like one of those humpback whales. God, that was amazing. XD But unfortunately, after I got to like the fourth level, I had to wake up. That was seriously fucking cool...and I might as well write something based off it, now that I think about it. Hmmmm... :)

I'm finally getting out of Pennsylvania...thank the lord. -_-

You guys seriously have no idea how much I've not enjoyed myself this past month and a half. I have had to deal with so much bullshit around here that my vacation has turned to utter crap. Also, things up here in Waymart have changed, and not for the better. I'm not going to get into specifics, but let's just say that I wouldn't enjoy myself up here at all. I love my cousin Katie and the others, but fuck this place. I'm leaving for home in about 24 hours from now. After Katie's birthday is over, I'm only coming up here of my own accord, and not because Mom wants to. She's not fucking dragging me around everywhere anymore, especially when I could've used this part of my life to get my fucking drivers license! So you know what? When I get home, that's what I'm gonna work towards doing, among other things.

But the minute I get home, I'm just gonna put away my things, shave, take a shower, get something to eat, brush my teeth, and then relax...and forget this trip happened. You guys will be able to hear from me during the weekend or next Monday. Depends on how long Mom will take getting us home.

This weekend, meaning tomorrow, of course...I'm gonna have relatives up my ass 24/7, and I'm gonna be places with them. This means I have VERY little chance of RPing. I will try my best to contact you guys over IRC, but you might as well just wait until the weekend's over. Now let's just hope to god that Dad doesn't do something more insanely retarded than usual and I'll be fine.

And I actually have some good news. My sanity returned! After guzzling down a rather large amount of DQ and getting a good night's rest, I woke up in the middle of the night to hear a familiar laugh. That meant one of my fanfic characters returned to my mind! With him guiding me, I should keep myself happy and able to interact with my family again. ^_^

So that said, it really could be worse. I would not be myself all over again, and that's not very nice, now is it? No, I have to stay silly throughout life. Anyway, that's it for the big announcement. So if you want to RP with me, do it NOW. TODAY. THIS HOUR. Pretty much your last chance to before I'm out for the weekend with my relatives.

- Authur

Alright, guys, so here's what happened after I saw a movie at the theater. Apparently, there were two girls(one of them was really fucking fat) and a guy standing outside. All of a sudden, a white car just comes in and brakes hard with a CRANK, and this girl in a red shirt just came out. She was really intimidating and asked "Did one of you touch my car?" The fat chick in the black shirt just freaked out and said "No, no, I didn't touch your car!", and Katie(my cousin) and I just sorta walked away towards Dunkin Donuts to get some donuts. On the way over, the same car zoomed past as we walked over, nearly killing us. Fun. ^_^

So anyway, after we got out of the Dunkin Donuts, we see the same stupid bitches from before running across the parking lot and laughing their asses off at nothing, so as they pass by I call out to them saying "You're very strange!" And then the dude passes by saying something about the girls tripping, and then my cousin says to him "Yeah, they're really weird." Seriously...that was kinda crazy.

I actually thought that bitch in the red shirt would start roughing US up! Nope. It was those three kids. Sure, it's crazy elsewhere, but what the fuck was up with that!? XD Man, not only was the movie entertaining but so was society! At least for those ten, fifteen minutes we were standing outside the theater wondering what to do after the movie was over. As for what movie I saw? Well, that's another story for another time. But if you PM me I might tell ya.

- Authur

I've been slacking for FAR too fucking long. Since I have so many characters right now, I'm going to try to resist the urge of adding another and do some back story work for a while. Hell, I might even talk myself into doing some stories that happen in the present time, I just feel like I'm in the writing mood, you know? And that's good, because my gallery needs, um, CONTENT. :D So don't expect another character from me for quite some time. Instead, expect a whole bunch of writing to be put out, and it's going to involve some pretty interesting events and characters, because apparently this narrative vibe is something I can seriously get used to. And don't expect this to be for the kiddies. We're all men and women here, after all. Besides, isn't 18 the age minimum to even view shit in the first place? ...don't answer that question. Anyway, that's it for now. by the way, I now have a Livejournal account under "Authur3389," so check that out. Not much is on there at this time, and I'm even playing with the idea of just having this as my online journal, so don't expect it to be updated...but who knows? A big writer like me just says what's on his mind and never minces his words, so check my crap out anyway.

- Authur

PS: If another one of you fucking slams my work with rageoholic comments again, I just might have to have a chat with Dragoneer and suggest a Remove Comments or Disable Comments feature. There ARE a few comments I'd like to have erased off a certain submission page in my gallery.

Bad news: I really am going away for two months. Good news: I'm going to Pennsylvania. Better News: I'm going somewhere where I'll have full, unrestricted internet access and a printer. :3

In other words, my great grandmother's house in Waymart. Sure, it's more regarded as a cottage, but it's home to my cool cousin Katie and her cool boyfriend Derek. As an added bonus, I'm legal to drink/buy beer anywhere in the country, so I can knock back a Bud without the cops getting on my ass. Horray!

As ANOTHER added bonus, I'm taking my PS3 along with my usual stash of portable games and movies. Hey, if it's 2 months, I need to make it entertaining. Haven't gotten word yet on the HD up there, but hopefully it should be in good shape by now. They actually bought a plasma. <rolls eyes> LCD, people. Never trust plasma. That shit burns out, Shads has told me. Btw, Shads is -Blackout- on FA.

So anyway, up there I will be able to work on my fanfiction(as long as I take my flash drive) and talk to you fine people over any instant messenger. And if I CAN'T talk to you because you're on a different messenger or on IRC, I WILL DOWNLOAD A PROGRAM SO I CAN!!! 8D ...seriously, I will need to do this because I will do MORE YARD WORK UP THERE. I'm getting paid, but holy fuck! How much mulch do you NEED!?

Well I'm off to pack. See you guys in a few days. Now to make sure the dogs don't chew the fuck out of the electronics while I'm up there. That headphone fiasco? Oh yeah. Goooood times.

- Authur

...I'm not kidding. A stranger came...to my basement window...of basementness and bottomofthehousedom. He even tried to get in. So naturally, I tried to ignore him when he knocked on the window but then he yelled in there and Crazy Mode kicked in. SO I RETALIATED!!! I lifted up the chair and yelled in a rather Victorian accent "YOU ARE RUINING MY PRIVACY, GOOD SIR!!! THIS IS MY PRIVATE SILLY TIME OF SILLINESS!!!" And I gave this motherfucker the most exaggerated faces ever. Then I got upside down and gestured with my feet that stuck out of the chair.

These are work chairs that wheel around, btw. So he asked if the house is for sale and I said "NOOOOO...IT IS NOT." Then he left. No seriously, my house is not for sale. And even if it was for sale, I don't think people should be Dumbass McDerpaderps about where the front fucking door is, or have the brass balls to INVADE THE INCLINED BACKYARD THAT EXPOSES MY BASEMENT WITH WINDOWS.

So if you live in my neighborhood, or live at all, DON'T ASK IF MY HOUSE IS FOR SALE BECAUSE YOU DON'T SEE A FOR SALE SIGN BECAUSE IT WAS REMOVED MONTHS AGO ROFLMAO.

...so how are you doing? ^_^ <tries to look innocent>

- Authur

Not only did my computer come back, but the speaker jack wasn't broken at all! So now I have speakers, a wireless connection to my PS3, and other good stuff happened! Now I can work on my fanfics and everything!

More importantly, I can talk to you guys again! Hey, maybe play some games online, huh? At least when I get some good games to play as well as a Game of the Year update of LittleBigPlanet.

Glad to be back 100%, guys! ^_^

- Authur

A vacation to Florida is set for the next day, and this will last until about Sunday or Monday of next week, however, there's still a chance that I can be on the internet. Besides, a laptop came in from the repair shop I go to, so relax if you can't reach me at first. I'm also planning to go to Disney World while I'm there, so that should be fun. ^_^

After the vacation, two things are gonna happen: Heavy Rain coming in the mail and my computer getting repaired during the week. As for the latter, don't worry to much about that, either. Remember the laptop, guys. It has internet. As for the former's case, I'm only playing it for the easiest trophies in the world. Yes, they can be glitched, but enough perserverance should get me through. Besides, it's just a bunch of stupid smoke-and-mirror QTEs. Really have to side with Jim Sterling on this one, guys. But as soon as I get all the trophies, it's out, so I won't have it for long.

Plus, I'm asking for a little help on a big fanfiction project entitled "Heroic Legion on Earth." It's exactly what you'd probably expect from reading the title: the Heroic Legion becoming real. The basic premise is that someone broke the line between reality and fantasy, causing panic over the possibility of the more evil beings of imagination attacking Earth. So the Heroic Legion is sent to investigate and defend the human race mainly from the Apocalypse Shadows, the Heroic Legion's enemy.

But let's cut to the chase. I need some dirt on some facts about the current world. It ain't called "Heroic Legion on EARTH" without a reason. So if you guys can direct me to any helpful links about any facts about the most popularly talked-about countries(i.e. Most everybody in Europe, North America, Africa, etc.), I'd really appreciate it. Plus, you can suggest that I make a forum topic in the appropriate thread if you want. I also encourage input from the mods if they can carve some time. Note to mods: If this fanfic ever goes public, I will devote an entire chapter to disclaimers prior to the fanfiction it self.

Thanks for reading,

Authur

Every time I boot up my computer, apparently it says that the battery voltage is low. This, of course, means that there's a battery in my computer's CPU(I will personally slap you if you post a comment saying there fucking isn't one, google it), and that if I continue to let the voltage run low, the clock will fuck up, and eventually my computer will become near unusuable. To fix this, I'm gonna go get my computer's battery replaced by the repair shop guy I always go to in West Columbia. In fact, I'm also gonna tell him that my CPU apparently buzzes after a while until I tap on its frame.

Just so you know what I'm doing. Also, I'm thinking about posting more PCA Backstory, but the next update may be a two-fer if it's going to be the Garnet Thompson one because I think the fourth episode might be so uneventful and boring that people's faces might melt off. So I'm going to make Episode 5 of that and THEN upload more of Garnet's backstory. I mean that way you can just skip 4 if you're fed up with it and go to the more eventful episode 5.

I take readers in consideration when I make this crap, believe it or not.

It is snowing...in fucking...SOUTH CAROLINA. I'm serious! It's falling as I write this! It's seriously as if God decided to throw buckets of confetti in the form of snow to celebrate the Winter Olympics or some shit!

This...this is...well...uh...Christopher Walken said it best in Ripper.

"This guy...is unfuckinbelieveable!" - Christopher Walken, "Ripper"

- Authur

PS: Spoony Experiment forever, baby. Let the healing go on. :3

PPS: I heard that, Curtis.

To hell with Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures! It was random, dull, uninspired, random, unfunny, random, had a fat Lugia that didn't even belong to me in it, and did I mention it was RANDOM? I appreciate humor, but I think it could've been expressed in more productive ways!

I fail to see how my years of writing HAVEN'T been wasted by this mess! So you know what? I'm taking it all down, and putting in some PCA backstories and main stories! Unlike the previously written crap, this is written in narrative, traditional storytelling format, making it a little easier on the eyes. Some paragraphs may be inconsistent, but just bear with me.

And for those of you in the IRC, yes, you will see that crazy Ditto named John. Because he is crazy. Yet PHILOSOPHICAL...wait, where was I? Oh yeah. The untimely death of Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures. Good riddance.

Now not to worry, you will still see sarcasm, and you will still see humor, but not from a totally friggin randomness standpoint. That's the kind of shit three-year-olds write. "Oh, look at me! I'm going to write about when Sonic the Hedgehog and Crash Bandicoot rode the sun to Seattle, Washington wearing baseball bats for protection! It's going to have Jack Frost, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Batman, and Bugs Bunny in it having a big party of partiness and candy!" PFFFT. None of that, no mo.

Oh, and remind me to never let Dr. Velocity tell me what the fuck to write ever again. He's starting to become a very bad influence on my writing skills. >_<

Ever since I've joined PCA, I was pretty much fascinated by the whole deal. I honestly never took part in a multi-user RP before, nor have I even thought of seeing a world where anthro pokemon live rather than humans. Because of this, and because my fucking flash drive decided to screw me over, I'm pretty much going to take down everything SECA-related...this means the test fic.

Sorry to the small amount of people who enjoyed that work while it lasted, but sometimes...shit like this happens. It is indeed sad, and I may pick back up on it...but for now, the only reason you should probably watch me is for my awesome favorites...and maybe what I'm about to reveal.

Recently...okay, last night, I made a backstory for one of my PCA characters. It's up to three episodes now, and it explains some pretty weird stuff in the third part of it. I will explain some things about it when relevant.

- Authur

PS: Seriously...fuck flash drives. Hard. SDs are the way to go.

I think the title best describes how I feel. You know how sometimes you keep your shit on a flash drive? You know how it weirds the hell out when I apparently have too much on there without it telling me initially with, like, a meter or something? You know how you backup everything, yet still keep the backups on THERE instead of on your desktop because you're on an old computer from like 2001? Well guess what...

BOOM!!!

Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures, gone. Heroic Legion fanfics, gone. Heroic Legion crossovers with Persona and Final Fantasy XII, gone. Game scripts to said games to crossover with, gone. Early character profile file, gone! List of NoBodies, gone! Theme Song List, Gone! EVERYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN SINCE THINKING IT WAS COOL TO WRITE IN MANUSCRIPT FORMAT!!! GONE!!! VANISHED!!! MOTHERFUCKING DELETED BY CORRUPTION OF FLASH DRIVE AND ITS FORMATTING BULLSHIT!!!

...but there's hope.

I remember the more important things I've been working on. Who knows? Maybe I'll put it up, maybe I won't. We'll have to see how I feel. But as of right now, this account will be used for surfing furry prons, and not much else. Watch me if you want, but all you'll get is what faves I've got(and they're pretty good imo). What's the worst is that this was to close pretty much the most stressful day of my life that involved a missing Social Security Card of mine.

I know I can probably recover the files and all...but if I take it by a recovery lab, I'll have to pay money...likely LOTS of money. And not only do I not want to use a flash drive ever again, but I also want to eventually be able to use an SD card instead. Don't those things carry like millions of friggin files, and aren't limited to a wimpy 12GB?

I'll be fine...I just need to get over the loss. And don't count on seeing SECA ever again...it was stupid anyway. >_<

- Authur

Miss me? I've been having an internet-less time back home for days now, but it will soon be resolved. I'm currently at my grandfather's house and am taking a trip up to South Boston, Virginia once the sun rises to see Dad's relatives. The following day, I'll be back home, so don't worry about waiting too much longer.

I think everyone deserves an explanation by now, wouldn't you say? Okay here's the deal: Time Warner Cable decided to put up a security block on our house while we were gone. Know what that means, boys and girls? No internet, no digital cable, and no way to establish any connection whatsoever. Apparently the dickweeds at the security department of the company didn't feel like calling my mom back about the whole deal(much like the fucktards at support when the FA outage began and the mods had to move), so Mom's going to talk to them over the counter once we get back to our almost-empty house.

And needless to say, but I'll say it anyfuckingway, we're in the process of slowly but surely moving everything we own to our house in South Carolina ourselves. For a whole year, we've been living in Oklahoma and HATED IT. However, when moving, we decided not to upset Dad's new friends at work and in the community(whatever that means), so instead of enlisting the movers again, we decided to pack up everything we could take and move it ourselves. Good thing we own both a lakehouse and a house in a normal subdivision.

I'm confident that I'll have internet before everything gets moved back, so don't worry too much about it. Besides, I think the art of aggressive persuasion will work here. Just out of curiosity, however, did anyone have to deal with total pricks over the counter when you had to actually, like, go into the building to talk about your service?

Hoping to see you guys again(this time with internet),

Authur

PCA Characters:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3020152/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3026809/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3020498/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3051093/

Behold, the first internet appearance of my OC, a sexy(and 11 1/2ft tall), well-endowed yellow dragon named Princess Charisma Dracon! She rules the Mystic Kingdom and loves meeting people, so this oughta be a cinch for her.

Princess Charisma: <waves> How ya doin? ^_^

Anonymous Interviewer Guy: I'm uh...fine... <hides nosebleed> Ahem...

Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

Princess Charisma Dracon. You can just call me Charisma. "Your Highness" reallly gets old, anyway. >_O

2. Interesting...what's your current age?

25. You'd figure by now I'd learn some modesty. :P And fyi, I'm very magical. Shapeshifting, modularity, spellcasting...all that mess. I also happen to be an expert in the powers of the mind and invisibility. I tend to use them for some uh... <licks upper lip> ...friendly times. ;3

o_o;...k...

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?

I'll eat practically anything, but I just FREAKING LOVE MACARONI AND CHEESE. X3 Always been a big cheese lover.

4. And your favorite drink?

Anything that ain't diet. :3

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

What do you mean by "lover?" :3 Nah, just screwin with ya. Authur's pretty hot once you get past the fact that he's living, breathing jello. Let's just say that sex with a cute, cuddly water-blob like him can get pretty interesting in 2 minutes tops. ;D

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

Babe, I'm a full-blown bisexual. Who HAVEN'T I kissed yet? It also helps to shapeshift your tongue to be all stretchy. :3

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?

Semi-dark to semi-light shades of green, purple and pink. I'm not picky. Though I do have a guilty pleasure for eye-punching yellows. ^_^;

8. Who's your favorite author?

The one who jokes around and is a very good and sexy boyfriend who works for the Heroic Legion. Wait, what?

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

Being stalked and chased down by murderous, psychopathic women with far bigger breasts than me...especially ones who want to usurp my throne. -_-... <shudders> I know it's a pretty ridiculous fear, but in a place like where I come from, it could happen...

10. Any siblings?

My twin sister, Melmond, nicknamed Mel. She's basically this black dragon version of me with purple underscales who is so bitchy that I SWEAR she's related to Maleficent! Maybe she's her half-cousin or...half-sister or somethin. THAT'd be pretty weird...anyway, she can be as perverted as me, but it's like talking to the physical embodiment of mood swings. @_@

11. Who's your hero?

BESIDES Authur and the Heroic Legion? To be fair, I think my main hero would be Busty Bird. Ever since I've heard and read about her from the planet she lives on, I've always wanted to be like her! However, if you were to say I'm similar to her, there's a very vague similarity between the two of us. While I CAN attack with my potentially FF-sized boobies, not only do I have more moves due to my shapeshifting...but I seldom use it in public. I may be proud of my bisexuality, but I don't wanna PROVE it...o_o; Anyway, I'd love to meet BB one day and have a pleasant day with her. ^_^ To be honest, she gives the impression that I can be way less subtle around her.

Nicolette: Have you noticed you talk way too much?

I'm only saying what's on my mind! D8

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?

The witch who enslaved the Royal Mileda Family of dragons with her black magic. I have a feeling even after her defeat, she's watching me using her empty stronghold as eyes. Sometimes it keeps me up at night...o_o


13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

BB would fucking OWN her. :P At least after she was taught some ancient magic involving her hulking crow breasts.

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

Let him have a peek at my breasts, give him a hug, pass some sage advice and spend however much time I have on Earth with him. But I certaintly wouldn't do it with him. Not only is he WAY too dorky for my tastes...but I don't do humans. Blech...>_<

15. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Busty Bird's faithful sidekick, DD Dragon! <paints D's on the front of her pretty robe and shakes her breasts> XD

16. What's your worst nightmare?

I'm pulled between my worst fear coming true, the witch killing me and my family, and my kingdom going to shit. Kinda hard to decide after you've had your fair share of nightmares. ^_^;

17. What's your lifelong dream?

I think I might have already achieved my lifelong dreams(become a superhero, rule a country and be damn sexy doing it), but it would be nice if I got to be close friends with BB. Besides, she IS my hero.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

Like I said above, a couple of them DID already happen. And the BB thing can't happen ALL the time. Besides, I'm also a member of the Heroic Legion! I'm pretty busy...at least as of late...>_< <bored to the point of wanting to show up at BB's autograph signings>


19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?

At the pool. Nude. ;3

Nicolette: Finally, an answer that isn't a paragraph long...

Oh hush, you.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

All it really boils down to is that it varies between making sure my country is running okay, and setting all kinds of AS cronies on fire 6 seconds flat. I AM a dragon, you know.

21. We're done!

Aww, I wanted you to ask me s'more! Oh well...see ya later, then! And BB, please be reading this. I meant what I said. Keep ka-boobing baddies for me, girl! ^_^

I tag Northics in hopes that he'll use Alexander, 'cause she's a hot Brit with some grit plus naughty bit. I also hope JAEH will read this, too, for obvious reasons.

PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO POST AVATARS >_<

PCA Characters:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3020152/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3026809/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3020498/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3051093/

Lately, it has been the worst with me and headphones for some ungodly reason. Pretty much every time I buy some headphones and they're anywhere NEAR my basett hound Dudley when I visit my grandmother's house, they get chewed the FUCK out of! It's like I just leave the room and all of a sudden Dudley jumps at them and yells "ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE HEADPHONES WHO ENTER HERE" and cannibalizes them. It's stupid.

Plus, this journal is putting myself down because one night, after having a bad day, I decided to chew my headphone wire out of anger. It royally messed up the sound to where I can only hear it out of my left ear unless I have the wire suspended in the air in a weird way. So now I'm going to, along with a PS2 Gameshark, buy some shiny new headhpones off amazon.com once I'm done working for the week.

And next time, you better damn believe it that I'm going to resist the urge to do something fucking stupid like that ever again. EVER. Other than that, things have been going just dandy! I've been working on my crazy fanfics and have even begun a multi-fic series involving Shin Megami Tensei, more specifically the Persona and Raidou Kuzunoha games. No, I'm not going to put it on the internet yet because it's NOT DONE. None of it is. But when it gets done, I'll consider it.

Flames and whining will be laughed at and quite possibly replied with sarcastic remarks.

Or something similar. Here's what happened. I was busy watching Good Burger on youtube when all of a sudden after about halfway into the third part, I saw a tail and jumped. When I stopped the movie, I saw it was Callie, my callico(sp?) cat.

Note: Yes, I own a cat. She bites feet when you pet her too much.

So anyway, Callie shown up in my room while I had THE DOORS CLOSED. Shut, not hanging open, mechanism in the hole, C-L-O-S-E-D. My bathroom door, too. And she just all of a sudden like crawled out from under my bed or something. I spend the last 3 minutes or so wondering HOW THE HELL she got into my room in the first place! The garage door wasn't open, the bathroom doors were all shut, my room was pretty much sealed off from anything but bugs that got in the house.

Either my dad stuck the cat in there, or I'm seriously dealing with the Illuminati or something. And if it's the latter, I wonder why they haven't raped me yet...not that I believe 100% in them. If you ask me, they're shitty shapeshifters. At least that's what Nicolette says.

Oh yeah, and I said to her "Not only are you a mountain kitty, you're a sniper kitty! Pretty impressive." And...then at one point I called it a little sniper terrorist kitty....uh...

Please don't hurt me... >_<

Since I've finally got back home, I pretty much decided to download ePSXe, whatever plugins I may need for it, and some torrents for the .bin files for both Persona 2 Innocent Sin and Persona 2 Eternal Punishment. Friggin emulator was slow at first, but I later figured out it was the stupid GPU plugin that was causing the slowdown. So I got an eariler version of Pete's...whatever Open GL...thing, and it works at the right speed and everything. I seriously have to question my Dell Dimension 8300's capabilities. Anyway, guess what happened when I patched and ran P2:IS? It worked! And at the right speed! Plus it was sucessfully translated into English! Now onto the "other stuff" the title's trying to tell you about.

I came.

Well, that's it for this exciting issue of "Wasting Your Time On The Internet." Thanks for listening.

Hi, again. I hope you guys downloaded that in my last journal if you don't have a good Anti-Malware program. Anyway, here's what's happening with me right now for those of you who give a crap. And I actually kind of hope you do. It would be nice. ^_^

I regret not telling you guys this earlier, but I'm in Waymart, Pennsylvania, AKA Not My Freakin House, USA, so I can't upload SHIT. My backups are back home and I forgot to bring my 16GB flash drive which somehow has enough room to carry almost EVERYTHING I have. Even friggin Shin Megami Tensei Imagine! ...so yeah, no uploading until I get back home. That's where the good news comes in. I found out that I'm leaving June 10th and should be back home hopefully the day after, and best of all with one of my coolest cousins ever, Katie.

I've managed to get her to buy me Final Fantasy IV for the DS and Dynasty Warriors Strikeforce for the PSP. She also had enough money to buy herself Mario Kart DS for, guess what, the DS, so we're all good on games. However, I believe an explanation of how the trip started and how it came up to this point is due, so let me try to reiterate what happened. See, originally, I left Oklahoma to fly out of Texas for my sister's graduation after surviving one of the worst traffic jams while being pressed for time EVER. It was supposed to be a 3 day vacation to Charleston, South Carolina, where I would celebrate my sister Liz's graduation from college and just go back to my house. Well, I DID do that part and also get to see James and the Giant Peach on VHS while I was there. But when I went with mom to Lexington, I had a choice to make. I had the choice of going back to Midwest City, Oklahoma with dad to my normal day-to-day life in a big, turbulent SHITHOLE, or I could stay with mom and see my family up north in Virginia and Pennsylvania.

If you got the part that I'm in Pennsylvania, I don't think it's very hard to figure out which choice I made. Of course, before that I finally met my friend Hunter after I think a couple years or so. He even let me have his copy of Tony Hawk's Project 8 for Xbox since he didn't want it anymore. It was a good visit even though we didn't do anything retarded like usual. But yeah, I saw my cousins after that. And I think it's for the better, because I saw a WHOLE BUNCH of cousins I never even knew I had at a big reunion! I even played volleyball and ping pong with em! And that along with me staying in Waymart, Pennsylvania in the house where my great grandmother grew up along with Grammy, Mom, Katie and her awesome boyfriend Derek...all that pretty much led to me getting Final Fantasy IV for DS and Dynasty Warriors: Strikeforce for PSP. Hooray! I also bought myself a Platinum Hits copy of Dead Rising since my Xbox360 once a time ATE and SCRATCHED my original copy of the game when it was being replaced. I even got to play the living shit out of that, GTAIV and Fallout 3 on Derek's awesome Xbox360 Elite! He even replaced the shitty TV we used with a 32'' HD he bought from RadioShack! And while I was waiting, I figured out I had enough money in my wallet to get me a 16MB memory card for my PS2, so I bought that. Oh and one last thing before I move on. I bought new headphones that have a mic when one of my dogs ripped my old ones apart. Damn you, Dudley. I guess you can't resist unchewed electronics.

Now, onto things I plan to do. I have been wanting to play pretty much all the other Shin Megami Tensei games after playing Shin Meagmi Tensei Persona 4 and Shin Megami Tensei Imagine. When I found out that a fan made translation patch for the Japanese version of Shin Megami Tensei Persona 2: Innocent Sin was made for public downloading, I recently got the idea of playing the game in English on an emulator. To accomplish this, I plan to download the patch, an ISO burning program, burn the ISO onto an emtpy DVDR and patch it so the game is translated to English. Then of course, I plan to download ePSXe and take care of THAT biddiness. In fact, that makes me ask something....hasn't anybody made hacks of games for any PlayStation consoles? o_O I also plan on giving my other games attention and uplodaing the fanfic as well as working on a lot of other things, like learning how to drive, learning how to cook, and studying for the COMPASS test so I place well in English and Math for the next college semester at Rose State College. Needless to say, I also plan on buying up all the other Shin Megami Tensei games that have gotten to America hopefully unraped. <glares at Revelations Persona>

And I also hope to avoid anymore malware attacks or ceiling fan lightbulb mutinies in the future. <glares at PAV and his ceiling fan lights> If you have read this word for word, top to bottom, thanks for being considerate. ^_^ <3

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Guess what? I got actively attacked by malware. Yes, MALWARE. Not a simple virus. A rogue security program called Persona AntiVirus decided to download itself onto my cousin's computer today, so I'm using Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware to kick its ass. And I swear to god, if I ever find the email of the person who made this, I just might send a motherfucking worm to crash his hard drive! No cocksucking malware developer screws with me like that!

To download what might be your saving grace at this moment in time, click here: http://download.cnet.com/Malwarebyt.....-10804572.html

Okay, so I was playing my Gameflied copy of Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2 trying to level up Amuro Ray(not "AM", "AHM") and seeing what it's like to do mission mode using Kira from I think it's either SEED or SEED Destiny as a test char. Then suddenly, and I don't know how, don't ask me how, but one of the fucking lightbulbs from my ceiling fan popped and fell near my controllers! I thought that would cause a fire!

Let me run that by you guys again. Completely the fuck out of nowhere, ONE OF MY LIGHTBULBS POPPED AND EJECTED OUT OF THE DAMN CEILING FAN. WHILE I WAS PLAYING A GAME. When does that happen!? I swear to god, everything was just fine. And when I examined the bulb, not only was it hot as shit, but a piece of its base was missing. Then I got a mitten and put it in the trash so it didn't cause a fire.

Man...that was fucked up. Sure, it's nothing compared to holes in the ceiling or whatever, but it's definitely random. BAD random! I swear to god, my luck's running in the negative range with Oklahoma. >_<